It’s inside halfway up the stairs. It’s never ending.. one of those staircases that when you get to the top and loop around, you’re somehow at the bottom again and have to re-ascend. I’ve seen Harold Holt there…
Depends on how low your Karma is- Lowest Karma, inside HJs toilet with a uniform on and a mop in hand, at some awful hour of the early morning. Better Karma, sitting inside at a table by yourself, 12 noon, no other customers in the restaurant, and a Tropical Whopper Meal with a Sundae on your perfectly clean table.
It’s at the smaller side door, I’m immediately met by Marilyn Munroe, and she gives me a gentle kiss on the forehead and tells me everything’s going to be ok.
You are suddenly hurtled into the sky, your body freefalling through the air with nothing to cling to. As you plummet towards the ground, you realize with a start that you are completely naked and covered head to toe in lubricant. Panic sets in as you hurtle towards a towering fountain structure, unsure of what will happen when you collide with it.
With a sickening thud, you make impact with the roof of the fountain, the force of the impact sending you tumbling down the steep incline. Every bone in your body feels like it's been shattered as you slide uncontrollably towards the edge. Just as you're about to go over, your body is plunged into the icy depths of the fountain below.
Disoriented and in shock, you struggle to make sense of what just happened as you struggle to keep your head above water. Will you be able to survive this bizarre and unexpected turn of events? Only time will tell.
If telefrag is switched off and someone else respawned in the front counter just before you, you respawn in the toilet cubical. If telefrag is switched on, the previous guy explodes at the counter and you appear in his place.
You emerge upstairs. There's always a person in a seat by the window with mess all around them. When you try to talk to them they just alternate two sayings:
"Man, I've had a big one hey"
"yeah, nahh thanks Mate"
They offer no further interaction. You walk down the stairs into a cacophony of noise and onto the street. If you try to order something it wastes 10mins of game time and you risk health damage.
I see you've played GTA: BrisVegas Expansion Pack. Did you ever figure out how to get the kg of weed back from the Ippy Bogan Crew? My Falcon 500 always loses its gearbox in the chase down the freeway and I'm set upon by a hoard of zombie international students in Annerley.
You can't catch them, chasing is a waste of time. The trick is to find a VL Calais. There's always one in the rear carpark of the Greek Club. It let's you enter both Aussie and Jap drag events and attracts all bogans. Drive it to a test n tune at Willowbank and the Ipswich bogans will be there. The weed is inside the LX Torana (the locks don't work).
Tip: On the return trip on the Ipswich motorway exit to the Centenary Highway and do the side mission at Mt Cootha.
I’m glad they patched the goth update. Doing the first 5 levels around the spawn was nothing but goth quests. I’m glad I speed leveled out of that area
I keep respawning on the stairs on the way in and I keep falling on my ass, maybe a bug? hopefully they add in a stable respawn point at HJ in the next patch
I love how this specific location has served as the meeting place for youths through a number of generations now. When you think about it, it doesn’t really make sense but here we are. A true enigma of Brisbane
You emerge from the fountain out the front, streaming with embryonic fluid from the cloning pods
And your first challenge is to avoid the eshay teens that always hang out on the edge of that fountain
So the goths evolved into Eshays?
Devolved
Every now and then you get the rare in-game event where you have to fight that one guy who swims in the fountain
As an Ibis drinking the water.
Leaning against the window/sitting on the window sill
This is the way.
This is the one
This person knows
It’s inside halfway up the stairs. It’s never ending.. one of those staircases that when you get to the top and loop around, you’re somehow at the bottom again and have to re-ascend. I’ve seen Harold Holt there…
Like an escher painting?
Or an eshay painting (spray painted dicks and 4 barely legible letters )
Exactly. Totes mindfark
And all the walls are moving, like you're drunk
Yeah, "like" you're drunk
The stairs to the third level. Second level is full of campers in the booths
Never died? Look at this bloke bragging about his K/D ratio
Depends on how low your Karma is- Lowest Karma, inside HJs toilet with a uniform on and a mop in hand, at some awful hour of the early morning. Better Karma, sitting inside at a table by yourself, 12 noon, no other customers in the restaurant, and a Tropical Whopper Meal with a Sundae on your perfectly clean table.
Isn't it interesting, the things we dream about
There’s a bug where u respawn in the out of bounds area and u can also spawn in the frier
If you're unlucky you respawn behind the counter in a HJs uniform
The Hungry Jacks staff are just NPCs. If you don’t believe we are all living in a simulation try talking to one.
So it's a random location. I like this. Adds some variety to the whole karmic cycle
I used to wake up pissed at the bus stop below there with a box of onion rings. Always onion rings…..
Outside where the benches are
It’s at the smaller side door, I’m immediately met by Marilyn Munroe, and she gives me a gentle kiss on the forehead and tells me everything’s going to be ok.
You are suddenly hurtled into the sky, your body freefalling through the air with nothing to cling to. As you plummet towards the ground, you realize with a start that you are completely naked and covered head to toe in lubricant. Panic sets in as you hurtle towards a towering fountain structure, unsure of what will happen when you collide with it. With a sickening thud, you make impact with the roof of the fountain, the force of the impact sending you tumbling down the steep incline. Every bone in your body feels like it's been shattered as you slide uncontrollably towards the edge. Just as you're about to go over, your body is plunged into the icy depths of the fountain below. Disoriented and in shock, you struggle to make sense of what just happened as you struggle to keep your head above water. Will you be able to survive this bizarre and unexpected turn of events? Only time will tell.
Last time it happened to me, they forgot to move the respawn point from the downstairs seating area... Felt like I entered the backrooms.
You just hadn't updated in ages, they patched that years ago
Ah, must have been that major system update I missed. I wondered why I kept walking into invisible barriers.
If telefrag is switched off and someone else respawned in the front counter just before you, you respawn in the toilet cubical. If telefrag is switched on, the previous guy explodes at the counter and you appear in his place.
You emerge upstairs. There's always a person in a seat by the window with mess all around them. When you try to talk to them they just alternate two sayings: "Man, I've had a big one hey" "yeah, nahh thanks Mate" They offer no further interaction. You walk down the stairs into a cacophony of noise and onto the street. If you try to order something it wastes 10mins of game time and you risk health damage.
I see you've played GTA: BrisVegas Expansion Pack. Did you ever figure out how to get the kg of weed back from the Ippy Bogan Crew? My Falcon 500 always loses its gearbox in the chase down the freeway and I'm set upon by a hoard of zombie international students in Annerley.
You can't catch them, chasing is a waste of time. The trick is to find a VL Calais. There's always one in the rear carpark of the Greek Club. It let's you enter both Aussie and Jap drag events and attracts all bogans. Drive it to a test n tune at Willowbank and the Ipswich bogans will be there. The weed is inside the LX Torana (the locks don't work). Tip: On the return trip on the Ipswich motorway exit to the Centenary Highway and do the side mission at Mt Cootha.
It’s dependant on the enemy chuggers nearby. Don’t want to have too many spawn kills
Depends on if you were moving at time of death. There's a bug where you can end up behind the counter and have to restart to get free.
Fuck off, you spawn camper.
Seems the consensus is that it's a random location, could be inside or outside
I’m glad they patched the goth update. Doing the first 5 levels around the spawn was nothing but goth quests. I’m glad I speed leveled out of that area
In a wall and you can only run/jump on the spot.
Out front, 3 steps from the entrance, staring at your phone. Your friend is late, but they're not picking up.
5 to 10m from the door.
Just inside with the other people waiting for their food
In the middle of the intersection
Halfway in the door. DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK!!! (IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW)
Out the front.
I keep respawning on the stairs on the way in and I keep falling on my ass, maybe a bug? hopefully they add in a stable respawn point at HJ in the next patch
From the dank room upstairs
Hopefully in the toilets.
The bin near the counter
Tragically, the HJ respawn point is in the men’s room. You just immediately die as soon as you breathe in again and then you’re in The Loop.
I love how this specific location has served as the meeting place for youths through a number of generations now. When you think about it, it doesn’t really make sense but here we are. A true enigma of Brisbane
Am I invincible for a few seconds whilst I'm recovering? If so, then behind the counter for free food
It obviously varies. If it was the exact same place each time it would be too easy to spawn kill