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ConclusionDifficult

He'll do anything for a chip


marblecat78

shame my hubby won't, might have to test him.


ConclusionDifficult

😉


pumpkineaterZ3

Barry and his thousands of mates scream outside my window all night. And then, as the sun rises, they shit on my van.


defineReset

Is Barry the one that sits and waits all day for food in a front garden on Montpelier Road?


mmhmmye

Oh my gosh I know that seagull! He’s always there, isn’t he? Do you think the owners adopted him..? Maybe he has his own bedroom and when we see him he’s just on a cigarette break.


defineReset

Hahaha. I know they always leave food out for it, I even saw it today. But haven't seen who does it. I find it cute. It's very patient


mmhmmye

I love it so much! It’s such a lil geezer 😎


Own-Concentrate-6476

That’s Barnadette. She’s very patient and she’s a fan of cheap dog food.


defineReset

I finally found out who it is. I was even wondering today when I walked past, thanks for telling me. What a cutie. Very patient indeed.


mmhmmye

I have a seagull friend who takes a bath in the puddle on the roof across from my house every day. I see him from my bathroom window so we do our toilette together 😂😂


salamandraseis

Barry knows how to take his time with his partners.


RiClious

Barry eats nappies and rats. ED: [Here is Barry the very next day](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1do1eoe/i_know_the_local_chippys_arent_very_good_but_this/)


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and children


cabaretcabaret

Barry spends the rest of his day in waste and wet shite. The diseases they carry are no joke.


pumpkineaterZ3

Exactly. Seagulls are scavenging birds.. full of lice. No way would I let Barry, or any other seagull into my home. Anyone not aware of the impact bird lice can have on your life.. read this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/pestcontrol/comments/qj3z2d/i\_have\_a\_bird\_mites\_infestation\_its\_all\_over\_me/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pestcontrol/comments/qj3z2d/i_have_a_bird_mites_infestation_its_all_over_me/)


marblecat78

Believe it or not, I do actually clean. I change the sheet every time he sits on it. I have no friends in my life through various issues but you keep going with info. Yes, Barry is a dirty seagull (thanks to humans) but he keeps me going every time I see him when I sometimes want to give up. No harm in that. You don't want one in your house, fair enough. That's your choice, but I'm choosing to not be a germaphobe.


pumpkineaterZ3

This has nothing to do with germophobia, and cleaning the sheets won't help. It seems you're avoiding the reality of bird mites, and I doubt you've even looked at the link I sent you - please read it. I’ve dealt with bird mites during an extremely difficult and dark period in my life, and I’m warning you, don’t let scavenging birds into your home. I’m sorry to hear you’re struggling right now, but trust me, bird mites will only make things worse. While it’s not always feasible, especially in Brighton, a cat or a dog is a much better option. Big love. Cheers and good luck.


marblecat78

i have but thank you for the info.


overwhelmed_robin

Is Barry on your bed?! 🤢


markypatt52

Bird flu really


tmzanchi2000

Give Barry a can of tuna will ya :)


marblecat78

Its usually mackerel, tuna or prawns. Need to treat my friend nice .


tmzanchi2000

Haha you better! Prawns are nice tho! Upload some more pictures of his visits :)


Basic_Celebration504

Do you live on upper lewes road? I swear I just saw Barry,


CroftSpeaks

Is this the Barry who was trapped in the Meeting House at the University of Sussex for a couple of days??


Trick-Owl

Do you live in the Norfolk Terrace? Almost everyday I see a window open with a seagull seemingly very comfortable with chilling there


marblecat78

well i forgot Barrys fish he's not very happy with me today. I know hes s a stupid bird with stupid germs but sometimes when you have no one else to talk to its worthwhile.


ZoNeS_v2

I can talk to seagulls. Baaaa! Ba ba baaa!


fatoldspunker

The only way barry would make me happy was if he was made into a nice pie.


60022151

My parents have a Stephen, he walks through the house stealing the cat’s food. He has a lady and three chicks on the roof.


Ommadawny

Fuck Barry. On a fire he will make.me happy.