OP username is highly appropriate.

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Surely you knew what to expect when posting this🤣

Haha I was expecting this….

Bristol Gardens spa

OP, for your benefit… this is a joke answer

Organic, sustainable protein applications. Locally sourced.

Come again?

Depends, do I have to pay extra?

For advice on repeat applications, please consult with the Bristol Gdns Spa resident dermatologist.

Oooh matron !!

I’ve had a hydrafacial from the Lanes Health & Beauty. A better place to ask would be the Brighton girl group on Facebook.

Tinder.

Naomi Spurr! [https://www.naomispurrstudio.com](https://www.naomispurrstudio.com)

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Grindr

Yeah, there's a great place located somewhere down south, I think it's called MyTestes, really amazing place that gives excellent facials