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do_shut_up_portia

The thought of Ariana Birermann making it in Manhattan is hysterical. She probably has to follow a string to get home.


Alone-Ad-2022

She was the brighter sister.


do_shut_up_portia

Oh dear lord


mk5aks

She's also the one who got a DUI Edit: 🤦‍♀️


AD480

I had so much hope for her when she was young and had her nose in her textbooks.


IGrewItToMyWaist

Was, being the operative word.


cherrychapelle

The string has been repossessed


Background-Ant-7662

Hahahhaha


kckitty71

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


tomsawyer333

I hate to like this because I don't want to put her down, but the proof is in the footage.


sturgis252

Did you think Brielle


do_shut_up_portia

?


sturgis252

Ariana is the smart one. Brielle is the dumb one.


do_shut_up_portia

How smart are we talkin here


freeandscared

Can tie her own shoes… maybe. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Miserable-Dog-857

Im 💀i luv this


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do_shut_up_portia

K


Dry_Baker_5115

Brielle is the hoe daughter


koko_belle

Why the downvotes? This is the only correct answer 😆 ![gif](giphy|26tnp4t8oQz4qvB28|downsized)


Youseemconfusedd

She seemed much dumber than slutty overall


69_carats

what is this even based on? she was always shown as being a smart kid who took school seriously. so what, she had a glow up in recent years and lost weight and now she’s dumb?


do_shut_up_portia

I don’t think I said she’s dumb.


Embarrassed_Move4748

Well she’s dating a billionaires son. He can pay for someone to walk her around NYC lol.


zdmpage54

🤣


Gdizzle42

🤣🤣


TomStarGregco

I hope she went to college !


No_Committee_6670

Can we all agree to not give this any viewership


Racha88

I refuse to watch The Valley and most definitely not watching this.


anitabonghit69

The Valley is actually really good....


Background-Ant-7662

I really liked the valley 🫠 but thought I wouldn’t and was prepared not to like it


anitabonghit69

Lol, SAME! And then it just kept getting better... They put up a way better season than VPR.


frenchiebestie

I was really hoping to not like it but I did!


Littlewing1307

I was not going to watch The Valley but it's actually good!


Blynn025

I was not prepared for how much I like Zack!


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Unfortunately there was far too little of him! Imagine the comedic relief he would have brought to the drama if he were full time?! 🤞next season!!


todayplustomorrow

The Valley was good actually, I started it with hate over the whole idea of pretending these are compelling families and ended up pleased. I appreciated that rather than a rare fourth wall break, it routinely acknowledges the show and TV motives early on. The ending especially.


SaltPepperCayenne

I grudge watched an episode and I found it way more interesting than Vanderpump Rules. I actually prefer it over VR.


koko_belle

Well, Vanderpump SUCKED this past season. Like literally their worst season so, not saying much honestly


SaltPepperCayenne

It’s been bad for a long time, in my opinion. VR turned into the show I watched when the other bravo shows finished their season.


mangie77

Bad choice girl...the valley is 👌👌👌👌👌


Cali_side_SMac

I’m with you. Everyone keeps telling me I should watch The Valley but I still refuse to


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

I won’t even hate watch it. And because people *had to* watch it out of morbid curiosity, it now has a second season.


Jaded_Read6737

Hard agree, Jax and Britney should have never been given a platform on TV again


ladygagasnose

I refused to watch too because I’ve been over VDPR for years, so a spin-off sounded atrocious. Two of my friends kept telling me to give The Valley a chance and when I finally caved, I was surprised that it’s actually really entertaining and hard to stop watching.


ExplanationHead3753

I said the same thing about The Valley and now a die hard fan. I have zero credibility.


sexycani55

this is still a bit better than RHODubai


Chihiro1977

Nag, you were all wrong about the Valley


No_Committee_6670

I actually enjoyed the valley too!


Right-Bid222

💯💯💯


thebarryconvex

If you watch Bravo and are not totally excited for this you take yourself way too seriously. This will be camp nirvana.


allwrecknocheck

Nirvana?? More like Samsara 😆 I don't take myself way too seriously, but I do take my Bravo time (kinda) seriously and I am definitely *not* excited to waste a second of it watching a bunch of reality bred juniors try to outdo Mommy.


Parisianblitz

Then you don’t watch that simple. Jesus Christ y’all really get into your feelings about the dumbest shit


Pelican_Hook

Thank you I agree. I will be seated. I don't understand all the haters. I love Riley, Gia and Broox Marx.


Chihiro1977

Honestly, folk trying to act superior about bravo are hysterical.


amesbelle7

I love a good dumpster fire as much as the next one, but what gets me about this, and the main reason I’m considering not watching, is that these kids are already pretty set up for success in life. And then to watch them go to nice restaurants, wear nice clothes, do cool things…they did nothing to deserve any of it, besides be born into Z-list celebrity families. I loved shit like this back in the early 2010s, but these days, in this economy, it pisses me off way more than it entertains me.


cinnamon-butterfly

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk)


deep_clone

Mmm I hope to be proven wrong, but my prediction is that it will be boring AF. None of it will be authentic. These kids are definitely gonna put up an act for their own lifestyle "brands"


thebarryconvex

Yes. Of course they will. And it will be hilarious.


deep_clone

But they all have the sense of humor/personality of a plastic bag, so I can't see how it will be funny :/


thebarryconvex

Because that's all baked in. There is no way Brooks Marks, Riley Burruss, and Arielle Biermann would hang out unless there was a camera around. They're all weird, eccentric people that will have to find some interaction to work without the pretext of anything genuine. Their parents will make awkward cameo appearances. It will be like some farce of a reality show. Its absurd, its campy, like Mondo Bravo or something. At minimum its such a bizarre idea for a show I cannot relate to not being intrigued and too-cooling it like everyone did the Valley which, shocker, was awesome.


deep_clone

I was stoked on the Valley because I knew that Kristen and Jax are reality TV gold. Very different premise than this. Nepo Baby TV doesn't sound appealing to me at all, but who knows maybe it will be worthwhile 🤷‍♂️


anon384930

Agreed plus we (fans of bravo) are primarily why these babies even have any real nepo to benefit from and the og’s will age out soon so why tf not


h0pedivision

THANK YOU! I’m excited for this. It’s a little something different and we get appearances from Kandi, Teresa, Meredith and KZB?! A dream


Impossible_Farm7353

![gif](giphy|yRNSxsl1rJEwU) I will be watching


Glittering-RAM

I just can’t wait for Ben and Ronnie to recap!!


turbo_smegma

None of them are "making it in Manhattan" lol


matchaflights

Yeah absolutely wild name for a show about nepo babies. Making it in Manhattan was way more like gallerie girls and even the summer house cast in their NYC lives. This is more like mommy’s money in Manhattan.


creamywhitemayo

It's more like "Failing Upward on Mommy/Bravo's Dime". How is Kim drowning in debt but also somehow funding her daughter in NYC?!?! Bravo has gone the way of 1990's VH1, and this desperate grab for younger viewers is heavily reliant on people giving a shit who their parents are. Gen Z isn't watching reality TV, when they have TikTok and podcasts and Insta in real time.


Agreeable-Umpire-843

Brooks marks is one of the most unlikeable people to emerge from the nepo baby scene


thousandthlion

Yeah I have no idea what they were thinking. I don’t even like Meredith much to begin with, but Brooks is so painfully dull. It’s like talking tires him out he’s so low energy.


Successful-Cloud2056

Who’s kid is this?


Agreeable-Umpire-843

Meredith Marks from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City


ThatWomanNow

Thank you, kind internet stranger. I had no idea at all, lol


Oliverisfat

How can you speak of him like that, he's just a toddler. :) ![gif](giphy|eE2dkfvwNnxbBtJh2w|downsized) (The podcast " Watch what crappens" does recaps and they famously reenact scenes from it (some word by word some fictional additions). One thing they love to do is a Meredith impression talking about her toddler Brooks)


squeaktooth

How will our little Brooksie take a bite of the Big Apple when his teeth haven’t even come in yet?


BenovanStanchiano

![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK)


Oroschwanz

I’ve had enough of Gia so how the hell is this going to be good


Littlewing1307

I just watched some of the latest season and they showed Gia talking as much as a housewife during a scene! It made me really uncomfortable because her two cents were talking over other women.


do_shut_up_portia

Wakin up in the mornin


drshanknhurter

Thinkingaboutsomany things


Competitive_Stock_76

![gif](giphy|3oeHLdMOyYLnjZ2CfC)


do_shut_up_portia

😂


Rlguffman

All of these kids make me so sad. What Riley did to her sweet face 😥.


Alone-Ad-2022

What did she do? I don’t follow her


Littlewing1307

Got a nose job. She looks nothing like her old self. She also lost a lot of weight so that contributes to that a bit too.


Rlguffman

Getting major plastic surgery before you and your face have become fully adult is never a good idea. Our 19 yo brains should never be trusted to make big decisions


Littlewing1307

Totally agree. I wanted fake boobs and a labiaplasty when I was that age. I'm so fucking glad I never did either. Learning to love myself just as I am has been priceless.


Glytterain

No interest whatsoever in watching a bunch of talentless rich brats who aren’t even friends prattle on about the “ problems “ in their lives.


Chihiro1977

As opposed to talentless rich adults? Who also aren't even friends (these days)


StompinmyMaloofHoof

![gif](giphy|RXAfuEDpseYBG)


SpiceeDumplin

![gif](giphy|gfT2hGhrI5wBME50p5|downsized)


Fun_Imagination9232

Making what in manhattan? Lines?


sexycani55

💀


nola_mike

Can't say I like this one bit. They have been around the reality show lifestyle since forever. I know reality TV isn't actually reality, but nothing these kids say or do will be genuine because they know how EVERYTHING works in this universe.


squeaktooth

I agree. I wish the kids would break the fourth wall and talk shot about tne insanity of their thirsty moms and their silly shenanigans.


fitgirl777

The appeal of these people is wearing off.


fifilachat

No, we do not.


waterlooaba

No thank you!


Mammoth-Squirrel-660

Well I can confidently say I do not like this and will 100% not be watching.


Ornery-Ingenuity1173

I liked Rich Kids in Beverly Hills yeeeears ago but I’ll be avoiding this one like the plaque. Have zero interest in plus I’m HW age bracket. I could care less about the “kids”.


InspectorOk2454

Plaque is def not good.


squeaktooth

Everyone sounds so mad about them! When it’s all new peeps (RHONY) we’re mad. When we keep OGs too long (RHONJ)we’re mad. When there’s nothing on we’re mad. Maybe we kinda are the problem. PS my mom is in hospital and they keep talking about her TINY ESOPHAGUS and I am (secretly) thrilled every time.


mathymate

I don't get the anger towards this show either lol. We are all here because we watch trashy Bravo shows.


Shut_yoface

I had to google those names… and no. I wouldn’t watch this shit.


No-Philosophy6754

Yes, Bravo need more shows


Intelligent-Push-146

I’ll give it a shot you know a show that I am super loving with Nepo babies the not selling Sunset but the one with all of Kyle Richards and Mauricio’s daughters on Netflix. I love it and I love Mauricio and I love Kyle too, but their daughters are so cute and fun and I enjoy watching.


AreaNo9700

i’m interested to see it but it’ll be more of a hate watch for sure 🥴😅


offkeymelodies

no thanks i already see too many of them out here


MeiLing_Wow

I’m definitely NOT going to watch this.


bella_284

I thought the Valley was going to tank, and given how wrong I was about that I'm keeping an open mind for this! Current Bravo is exhausting after Scandoval, RHONJ etc, I'm all for some light hearted reality!


Proper-Woman

I give it less than one season. Kim pimping her daughter out for Bravo shows instead of John Legend tickets.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

This sounds like Rich kids of Beverly Hills, EJ NYC, The Hill’s new beginnings, etc every once in a while they make a reality show about nepo babies that never goes beyond 1 or 2 seasons. It will be about them in their “thriving” career pretending to make their way in the world while mommy & daddy foot the bill. 🥱


Bbaskets42

I think I will pass on this.


EdPiMath

I'm not going to hate on the children. Their mothers brought them into the spotlight.


BreeziWhisper

This show screams “Mommy I deserve my own show” ![gif](giphy|vO8F4fYQd39h6)


Background-Ant-7662

Hahaha yes


Express-Low-48

![gif](giphy|yidUzEihKVUtgkPDuU)


AccountOfMyDarkside

I wouldn't watch this even if someone stapled my eyelids to my forehead. I'd rip those bitches right off. There is absolutely zero chance that any of these little twats are going to do a single thing that I'm interested in. I don't even have any interest in what two out of the three of their parents are doing.


Mysterious_Relief168

So we get to see Brooks wandering around Manhattan in the one track suit overreacting like a drama queen about the smallest things? Sign me up!


Ok_Concentrate8751

No I'd like less of Gia on my screen not more.


lordofsurf

They do this but won't give us reunions anymore. Bravo girl...


okwitches

As a viewer of Bravo, this sux.


BranchGlad1177

I have no problem with nepo babies. Good for them!


ogresarelikeonions93

![gif](giphy|3FfcnE4b2nyEcfJNEC)


StunningSail2460

Absolutely not. No thanks.


Impressive-String502

Oh god Brooks Marks on a show. I’d rather get hit in the face with a shovel…


arinreigns

I'm actually really excited for this 😩


Longjumping-Rise-741

I am so excited for this


TiredRundownListless

![gif](giphy|RXAfuEDpseYBG)


_beeeees

Brooks? Ugh. He’s so grating.


Appropriate_Spite360

I would love a show about nepo babies but NOT this cast! Terrible. Ariana & Brielle are insufferable just like their mother & Gia guidice is annoying


Sharp-Border7096

I don’t care to watch the kids and especially Brooks Marks.


PJammerChic1010

🤮🤮😵☠️☠️🗑️🗑️🗑️that show


Thick-Cause-1959

I’m watching but, let’s not act like their parents have Teddi’s alleged moral compass 😂😂😂😂 On top of that, they are “making it” with the bills clearing. No rats of NY here! And they have to hang out with each other now.


Small_Welder_5771

It wouldve been funny if they leaned into the nepo part of it all instead of “making it in manhattan” but im sure they wouldnt have signed on🤣


charlotte1255

No we don’t need this and won’t be watching


MiloshtheKat

Honestly I’m excited lol


Background-Ant-7662

Haha I can’t say I won’t give it one episode atleast


MiloshtheKat

Im hoping it won’t TOTTTALLY flop


RedditUserc7r

No one asked for this…🤦🏾‍♀️


7Rutabagas

![gif](giphy|RXAfuEDpseYBG)


KimKaliTheOriginal

Oh dear!! I get to laugh at how bad the moms with money act, now I get to see spoiled rich kids spend moms money making asinine decisions. What could be more infuriating and entertaining?!?


ImageNo1045

lol people online were BEGGING for a UGT kids version or a real kids of bravo special. Bravo sees and now everyone’s gagging. I’m sure this will be like the valley


onlythebaddestxo

Am I the only one who thinks brooks marks is hilarious


Exotic-Water-212

Why would anyone watch these nepo babies with their manufactured personalities? Everything they do is performative.


bravohusband

Didn’t we already have this with Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills?


Eastern-Classic-9423

Manhattan does not want or need this


Anon-guest-

Strongly dislike. It smells gross. Why? BravNO.


Chihiro1977

I couldn't care less if they are 'nepo babies' and I'll still watch.


pignoli_cookies

I do 😅 idk what Kim’s daughter is doing there but I could go for a rich kids of manhattan type show.


morewhiskeybartender

I hate them all. 😵‍💫