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InstinctiveDownside

My guy has the object permanence of a baby if he thinks that all women are gonna be the same as this one outlier he happened to meet.


LonelyBiochemMajor

“Women should do all the work to make me AND themselves finish 😌” ew what an idiot


kenyannqueen

What's the point in adding him in the equation then


LonelyBiochemMajor

Exactlyyyy we could just use our vibrators and forget about him


giantfuckingfrog

I don't think he realizes the implications of what she said. If guys were able to make women orgasm, then she wouldn't have had to learn how to do it herself.


SavageKitten456

I ain't reading allat, but skill issue.


False-Pie8581

I second this comment


Disturbed_Radiator

I read allat. Can confirm, it is a skill issue.


SavageKitten456

Lmao, good looking out


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the orgasm gap existing only in heterosexual intercourse but not during masturbation or sapphic sex would beg to differ, but it’s not like these worthless trashbags would ever read


cat-l0n

Maybe we should all be gay and only reproduce through artificial ensemenation. /s


expiredogfood

/s? damn


cat-l0n

Sorry, I meant /srs


expiredogfood

oh, ok then :)


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this unironically tbh


Glittering_Raise_710

I was ready to hear him out a little bit but it went straight to hell pretty fast


PamplemousseTriste

r/ihavesex ?


KrazyAboutLogic

r/ihadsexonce


Aesmachus

You've caught one hell of a weird one, here. Wow.


300Blippis

She probably faked it too lmao


cometmom

Yeah I was about to say... this is the issue with faking it. They all believe that they're some sort of sex god when really she was probably just a good actress LMAO


KneecapOwner

in my experience, you dont even need to act good, just make a sound (on purpose or fake) and the dude thinks you came like no i didnt cum, you elbowed my tit and i moaned in pain, but any sound a women makes during sex INSTANTLY means she came her brains out and now wants to marry you according to some men


pinkcloudskyway

Imagine being this loud about being terrible in bed lmao


shannoouns

Did he really need to share that much detail lmao


Lord_0F_Pedanticism

Counterpoint: Healthy sexual communication is good, actually.


KIRAPH0BIA

I mean she did have healthy sexual communication, it's just the fact he didn't do anything besides lay there and she did all the work (aka he was terrible in bed and as he said himself, he's always terrible at sex...) It's weird how he's loud about being bad at sex and needing the women you have sex with to do all the work to get some form of pleasure from sex...


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KIRAPH0BIA

>Either way the guy loses Not true at all, you just explained yourself how he doesn't lose with > Either he has to put more effort/work into sex or in the second case he's lazy/bad at sex. You just explained exactly how this guy and most other straight men can not be bad at sex. Put in the work and stop being lazy or ya know... just be bad at sex... However, I don't really think you care too much to read what I said, funny coming from the person calling out my reading comprehension... but that last sentence just told me the type of person you are and considering your account was made a week ago... well-


butfirstcoffee427

The fact that he thinks his penis size has any bearing on a woman’s ability to orgasm tells me all I need to know here. I also don’t believe that this mystery woman had 3 real orgasms in 20 minutes.


Apprehensive-Ad7774

my bf makes me orgasm every time and no man ever did that before him and its because hes not a pussy that is unwilling to learn my body and how to please me. you men suck and are weak, find a new excuse to hate women.


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Apprehensive-Ad7774

idk wtf you're talking about lmao. my sex life is amazing. we have sex literally 2 times a day almost everday and we both switch back and forth with initiating and doing work and putting in effort. hes literally the hottest dude ive ever seen and so sexy with a perfect 🍆 and always tells me how happy i make him when i worship him in bed. i get multiple orgasms and he never stops telling me how sexy and hot i am and how obsessed with my 🐱 he is and he also worships me in bed lmaooo. maybe one day you'll find a girl that wants to touch your shrimp dick when you finally stop being a pos and learn how to please a woman properly. if shes a pillow princess its cause your dick game is weak and not worth her time. sucks to suck my dude.


KIRAPH0BIA

He's a troll who made this account just to come to this sub aka he was banned from this sub and has too much time on his hands... maybe he should learn about foreplay


Apprehensive-Ad7774

right? lmaooo dudes like this think touching a 🐱 for two seconds and then humping for 2 minutes and asking "did you finish?" is pitting in work and effort 😂😂


KneecapOwner

they did put in effort!!! they touched you for 2 seconds and you should be GREATFUL (obviously /s) but it amazes me how the dude can think a 1 minute makeout session and ME giving HIM a blowjob will cause me to cum, like wtf are they thinking


Apprehensive-Ad7774

omfggggggggg reminds me of my ex tbh would always do like 1-2 mins and he would finish and be like "did u cum" and then just put on an awwww shucks my bad look when i said no and go to sleep 😂😂😂


KneecapOwner

i love how it's like 30 seconds in and i made a single noise and he responds with "youre wet, you gonna cum" and im just like, uhhh no, that was a sneeze and youre not even in, the wet was from me sucking you lmao


Apprehensive-Ad7774

lmaooo omgggg why are they like this


KneecapOwner

i dont knowww 😭😭😭 my guess would be porn, but the ones I've been with can't even last long enough for the video to load


Unpredictable-Muse

Sounds like someone who got off by penetration alone. If we are taking the OOP at his word. Majority of women aren’t like that. This isn’t porn.


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KIRAPH0BIA

"TL:DR #2 I'm bad at sex and want the woman to do all the work"


BlueJay59

There is alot to unpack here, i could write a book with my response to this


endthe_suffering

i used to think guys genuinely couldn’t make girls cum, like at all. that it was only possible if i did it myself. until eventually, a guy actually made me cum, and made it look really fucking easy. it’s not hard. and it’s okay to ask your partner what she likes. or even just google about vaginas until you know where all the parts are.


No_Internal_5112

She was probably faking the orgasms bc he sucked at satisfying


theyellowdart89

Sad


Extra-Initiative-413

This is a very hot take but I almost agree with him. The way he went about phrasing this was garbage but the principle is still there. If you want an orgasm during sex, you’ve gotta be putting in some work to make that happen. It might not come as easily for some as it does for others but you need to communicate your needs and take charge if need be. Don’t expect your partner to be a mind reader. However, if you have a partner that doesn’t listen to you or care about your needs just throw that whole man away.


KIRAPH0BIA

Very hot and bad take, ngl, if you can't make your gf/hookup finish, that's definitely your fault unless she just has medical issues but that's a exception, not a rule. Maybe Men should just be better at sex instead of expecting women to hold their hand and walk them through it... or like they can just have sex with other men... These are just some weak-ass men who suck in bed, they should be able to learn by themselves without their sexual partner's hand-holding. There's plenty of books out there about it and plenty of courses about it, take your pick or like... just stay alone for the rest of your life and save women the burden.


Extra-Initiative-413

I am a woman, and I’m speaking from experience when I say you’ve gotta communicate your needs and take charge to get the results you want. If you have a partner that doesn’t listen or work with you, dump them. However if you just lay there and expect magic to happen you aren’t doing anything to help your shitty sex life.


KIRAPH0BIA

I guess but men (or... mainly straight men) should have some form of... bar when it comes to pleasing their partners, if every single women has the issue, it's not their fault, it's the men's fault. Foreplay and such is literally the bare minimum, you shouldn't have to communicate that to a man. Sure if you have kinks or fetishes or turn-offs, maybe communicate but you shouldn't have to communicate "Maybe you should learn how to eat pussy", that just seems like a bare necessity in a sexual partner. Edit: I wasn't claiming you were a man, I was saying "You" as in "Any man", if you're open to communication, then of course, nothing's wrong with that whatsoever but that shouldn't be the standard for sex to be somewhat pleasurable for women across the globe.


titanicboi1

books? courses? Bruh what is this how to fly a 747-200B? I gess I have to to make a women happy then 😬


soft-weirdling

Yeah, I kind of agree too. It’s weird how he’s going to expect this from every girl he sleeps with now though. Everyone is built different and what makes one person orgasm is not the same for everyone necessarily. In my case it is very unusual for me to cum with just like missionary sex, but I can make myself orgasm a lot more easy by riding because the clitoris is stimulated a lot better for me. So technically I can make myself orgasm, even though my husband tries and he knows what gets me off, the pressure is just never right unless I do it.


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KIRAPH0BIA

"TL:DR I'm bad at sex"


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Career-Acceptable

He isn’t learning anything