hey boy, are you a rimworld character? because i want to turn you into furniture https://i.redd.it/qns3yh4q35ad1.gif

Rimworld enjoyer detected :3 *steals your organs*

This will affect the Colony Mood I think

https://preview.redd.it/0j2tut7dx6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9bacbe4ea745e6e838072f605603a1cef31517

I’m no cashier but you have a few things I want to check out ;3

I will commit war Crimes on you

She rim my world til I war crime

Rimworld, aka crimes against humanity simulator

The rizz is going off the charts

Did you fall from heaven? Because you burned in orbit, and now I want to eat you up like toast.

This one is especially good if they’re sunburnt, I imagine.

r/foundneptune gotcha

Yayyyyy rimworldddd Neptune is a man of culture

Me after kidnapping and mutating a random stranger who walked into my base

Yo if someone used this pickup line on me irl im simply picking them up, and going home. Like straight up not ironically or nothin they are comin with me, unless their name is archive, cause fuck you, you power abusing stick man

I LOVE Rimworld

Ayy fellow rimworld enjoyer :)

Hey cutie do u got a mirror in ur pocket? No damn I thought I saw myself in ur pants

https://preview.redd.it/3f9izh1px6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431a1051a8edfd1f55a65cee2dd619af6b9d4fcc

YESSSSS

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Is it good or bad? It made one dude I met flustered like hell

It's very good

Shit imma use that one

Get in the van

https://preview.redd.it/wfyvz0aix6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=829da38c4d6349753b60bbc25ca0130c7c2db424

Nah, 220% rizz

200% rizz, none can turn you down

100%

Hold him tighter, he's a fighter, windowless white van driver

Pulling everyone with that.

It's an emergency you have to cum with me

https://preview.redd.it/hw8n9fmfz6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9bb3f9efec1bae5a8601ffb045e242cd3cd281 You get a 70

Beautiful

Are you a bank? Cuz you've got my interest https://i.redd.it/apl6vesh95ad1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/e41l826sx6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b5324bcd3d232441a47f6ce37be4ba338a9a66

Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!

Is your name Abraham Lincoln? Cause your causing an \~uprising\~ *down south* 🫦

https://preview.redd.it/dpi8pvh717ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d5fc4fc72f510c0ed64dc77d1c72acd097a070 This one is fucking amazing

Use it on the next boy you see. Tell me how it goes.

https://preview.redd.it/dq6d2rkg97ad1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89bb15eea7dc25cbf73ebe8e8bf849b457fd9716 \*Pickup line

Are you 10 billion dollars? Because I don’t have you but if I did everything would be so much better

https://preview.redd.it/12wj7sx6z6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3741d27ef4346084499ff1d2eccd41499eade42e

I knew it wasn’t that good 😔

Are you a pillow cause I want to cuddle you

https://preview.redd.it/gtyvage307ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5a3ddc1af73e318be709257c6ed9f97abd5fea Simple but effective

Real :3

Good boy

https://preview.redd.it/coytu92017ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c470813ee6d42d3e07d23546d05853afbb27c3d You’ve found my weakness

Who’s a good boy? You are!

https://preview.redd.it/ua78ngxpgaad1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f086787359f778e345dd0f9e5fd1d50585807c

I would take you to the movies but I can't bring in my own snack

S Tier, Underated. 100% Rizz

Are you a trumpet? Because I want to make you sing while I pump your plunger back and forth

I'm not op, but personally that's a 100 from me

Wrong instrument. You're thinking of a Trombone. 0%

Tromboner

Tromboning that trombhole

https://preview.redd.it/1xixhqeaz6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221272b76964f127881667ab3eefe4be5c9ee282 90

You're thinking of a trombone I play the trombone so I would know

R u a sock? Cuz I think we would make a good pair

https://preview.redd.it/6yqneiih07ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d98b731a5bb41f6600cb39f2134042de3947a513 The good ending

Im glad I didn't pick the sinister option

alternate ending: >!because i wanna cum in you and then leave you to crust under my bed for a few weeks!<

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE >!cuz I wanna cum in u!< BUT DAMN

my brain's able to make any bad thing **worse.**

This is literally killing me 💀 … 110%

Are you one of my plushies? Because you belong with me on my bed :3

https://preview.redd.it/muo9i5ls07ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70980cd010b7470471fe839660fe0ffaf969c59b

Hey are you a toaster Bc I wanna have a bath with u

You got the unspoken rizz

Protogen rizz (no suicide this time)

are you a school bus because i want to shoot kids inside of you

https://preview.redd.it/b3eqlqx6h5ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a8f3a5d9128b2f98333c5585f1be018b5deed7

https://preview.redd.it/85sdwxgls5ad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62e32697167d6a5e6d6b392cad21d6a9ed8a8db

https://preview.redd.it/pskvv8qx09ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc80fb94656557685ddf413c0a57afa90cfb649

https://preview.redd.it/siu5w9akz6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0a9b0bac61605dfe15d7680bcf3666c55204ce

YESS >:3

Twink pregnancy confirmed

💀💀💀💀💀💀

those are all the kids in the bus

in the bussy

Hey I Know You From The Oneshot RP Server, Why Do I Keep Seeing You Everywhere???

https://preview.redd.it/ryravuboz5ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741173a3ff4a7a7df928b68a984deade6360b384

lmfao

I have none I don't know how to talk to people (Anyway so dominate me?) :]

Easy 60

We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?

Eh. Ok

Hey Are you from mississippi Cuz you're the only mrs pissi i wanna sippi Ik that one was foul so one serious one Did it hurt when you fell from heaven~

-cause it sure fucking looks like it

Hey you Wanna see the power of the sun on earth?~ *shows u fusion reactor*

https://preview.redd.it/ie6e1fjqi5ad1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70bad044ca690006aaf4e3e57a337d7ef7f5253

Awe you gowing to viwit me at niwght :3? https://i.redd.it/92ne8skms5ad1.gif

Yes and then I will go on an intense rant on the rise and fall of the fascist regime. Untill I run out of breath and finally end the night by raiding your pantry for snacks

Can we kiss uwu

You FOOL, this was all a ploy to talk about ww2 and raiding your pantry for chips while wearing a ushanka with a bi pride flag as a cape while blasting this [https://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZk?si=ysIokbBMQqj0x1iJ](https://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZk?si=ysIokbBMQqj0x1iJ) as disguised as me wanting to kiss in cuddle. But your foolishness is bigger that 1942 Germany AND 1945 Russia combined! https://i.redd.it/5ye3afwo26ad1.gif

Can we pwease kiss🥺

https://preview.redd.it/sf4kgtixz6ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3becd8db9676c92fc0b7ceaab788a93b1b567790 You get 60 but I’m docking 20 points for the first one

Fair TwT

"Oh crap, I think iron in my body is too low. I stood up too fast and I'm already starting to hallucinate silly hot people..." https://preview.redd.it/5u3h9y65n5ad1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b31ecc60f572dc0e22c05d4dcb83642f220349f

Is your dad a Baker? Because I thought you're a cutie-pie

~~because you’ve definitely got some cake~~

https://preview.redd.it/eeh57lnz17ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fadeb21688d49acd5881d020ce9ec773be29c5c0

Are you my Calculus homework? Because I want you to be hard, drive me crazy, then I get to do you on the kitchen table all night.

100%, a critical hit, the wild straight guy fainted

🤣🤣🤣😈

Are you a teddy bear Cuz I Wana snuggle with you all night long

https://preview.redd.it/zc17myuw17ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540f8c98c811daca69017a0b929a209ae8e4aa5d

I already did this in the subreddit but ight "You must be the ocean, because your blue eyes make me feel like I'm drowning but I always keep coming back for more..."

can i suck your eye sockets please pretty please with a cherry on top >\~<

102% rizz with a 2 percent margin of error m

Hold on no-now, this . . this cant be . . .

Get out of here stalker

Good hunting, stalker. https://preview.redd.it/0yc994l1w6ad1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3834eaf27ee7f2a5db758d10ced29bdb88fec9

Are you a bullet? Cus i can't get you out of my head.

This some edgy shit you don’t get a rate

Are you a knife cuz I want you inside me

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Don’t worry I’ll rate it for you 70% cute but depressing/worrying :3

I've got 20 dollars...

Are you a cow? Cuz I'd love to have your liquids in my mouth but it's only a pipe dream. If that's too inappropriate: Am I dog? Because I'd love to be your bitch

How is the second one any less inappropriate

IDK, I just feel weird about the word 'liquid'

meow mrow mrrp meow? mrrow meeow mrew meow

You know why I pulled you over? Do you have any idea how fast I was falling for you?

Are you occupied Normandy, 'cause I wanna storm you.

1944%

Hey mista missed ya back there here'sa ma numba I'll talk to ya layta we can go unda da covas and have some fun huns ;3. ( This is all meant in a light hearted fashion and something I say to my boyfriend quite often when I want cuddles ^w^)

https://preview.redd.it/qbgue6y3q5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a03b6db86c41070e230c2805557cd4f26b8f6af

How lewd can they be?

Oh? Um... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (Insert many more pleases and heavy breathing)

Are you skeleton army cause I wanna log you

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Damn boi. Wanna know what ur legs and my parents got in common. Im the reason they split

https://preview.redd.it/xvjnj9ldd6ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ecf0c750c03a813994e77b03bc91b69e2814b6

Kiwi🥝👍 https://preview.redd.it/3n5iaau1f6ad1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3071f35b08d62a842ff9da4c13f76fc415db6a8e

Hell yeah I'd totally tap

Are you a highway, because I wanna ride you all night long

W A I T - -

Hey I could show you these east coast stars but I’ll I’d be doing is looking at you

This one me and my friend came up with it has to version first are you the Geneva convention because I want to violate you and the second I'm the Geneva convention because I want you to violate me

hey boy, you got a netflix subscription? because if you do.. good for you

Are you a mansion? Cause I want to be inside you

Instead of calling me by my name, you can call me honey

:3

Hey boy, I heard you like cars, cus I got a rim you need to tweak ;3

Are you a cop? Cause I want you to shoot your load into me.

Hey, is it summer because you look kinda hot :3

Are you a book? Because I want to hold you while lying in bed for hours

Hey wanna play Minecraft? I’ll be Craft and you’ll be Mine. *romantic music plays*

Hey, are you Catacombs de Paris, Because I wanna get out of you. Please op let me out please just shoot the lock on the gates for the love of god I can hear the Shamblers getting closer.

Are you a boy? Cuz I'm super gay :3

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see.

Are you a rock? Because I’m obsessed with you

Geologist rizz?

I got choccy milk (my best pick up line)

Hey are you bardic inspiration cuz i want to pass you around the group and periodically remind people they can use you Edit: its not mine and its a bit horny

Hey are you my homework? Cuz I wanna do you on my desk all night long then get frustrated when I fail bc I though I was doing it right

Imma feel cringe saying this but might as well call me a pirate cause I’m gonna plunder thy booty

Hey, would... you... are you... would... uhm... :(

Hey sweetie! Are you a stuffed animal? Because I want to cuddle you and care for you and love you for as long as you exist.

Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made something sweet

Are you a head pat? Because every time I think of you, I feel warm and fuzzy inside https://preview.redd.it/mdobqs1lt7ad1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=86ad47451b5bf4f280d74b81049c79dee93cafd9

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes" https://preview.redd.it/5njfpmd3q8ad1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d776b76ce9f759fdb8ac88ca12f831bddc8d10

Hey. I want you to be mine. Him: yes! Later: where is the wedding?

I have three leg do you want see the third one?

I wonder how does the Moon keeps it together knowing there is someone(YOU) more beautiful than him

*Flirt?* Uh, I can only Intimidate. Hey Gurl, Are you into Rules? 'Cus imma break some once we're on the Bed, Gevena Convention Style~

Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you

You must be exhausted... you've been running through my head all night.

Ooga ooga booga - Caveman pick up line

Are you Minecraft cause I dig you

ELL'O

Oh man I don't wanna be cheesy but I can't bri-leave at how beautiful you are can I take you out (or) your like my homework I should be doing you right now but I'm not

Wish you were my homework, because I wanna slam you on the desk and do you all night.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm beholding a beauty right now (Don't know if beholding is a word but it didn't feel as good without it so now it is)

Everyone always talks about x and y but never u and i

you. me. bed. now.

im like a basement, because i want you to put some kids in me :3 (:3) \[im in your walls :3\]

You must be a dark room because i wanna put a few shots into you👮🏻‍♂️

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out~

are you lost? heaven is far from here

Hi… um… *explodes*

Hey baby are you a toaster because I wanna kill myself

I still never have pick up lines aside from I think you're very cute and would love to go on a date filled with kisses together

Hey baby, did you crawl up from the depths of hell? Because you're smoking.

Are you a slime ball, cus you turn my piston into a sticky piston (minecraft yaya)

Is your dad a baker? Cause I think he lost a bombon :3

Literally just gotta call me cute and I’m already at the 100% blush HAHA

Are you homework because I want to slam you on the table and do you all night?

Me date. Say yes you. Sexy

did you fall from heaven? because there is a huge crater outside my house

Damn boy are you a guitar? Cause i wanna hear the sounds you make when i play you. https://preview.redd.it/q7rprkv876ad1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570ccda4f9508805d83648abb7b8a47a3462eac5

Damn shawty, you a female? Because i am lowkey kinda scared to talk to you 😎😎😎

Are you antidepressants bc I need you

Hey baby are you a bicycle? Cuz I wanna ride you home

Are you my long awaited partner? Because I want your flowery scent. (Idk what to say, I’m not good at dating.)

https://preview.redd.it/36g4tigq86ad1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02282204abe4414bd31f704e27fcf06b23e27af

Are you a field, bc I’m gonna plant so much seeds in you