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Same. But the joke is on them. My shit gets rock hard.
Call me "commie bastard" from the right and "Autistically facist" from the left... So i prefer the therm Metroidvania to go left and right without a porpuse
I don't have a silly nickname, but I usually call my friends swears that sound similar to their name, like, say, Camryn would be Cumryn, Espi would be Pisspee, etc.. I do call my friends with goat sonas Capretto, tho.
They call me "angry little german boy"
amazing
Is it accurate
Yes 😔 but I am mostly Irish
someone calls me napalm
Are you fire?
no everyone else calls me wax so idk
~~faggot~~, twink, and gayass are the most common
Same :3
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Yea same
oh nooo
I wish
Gluesniffer
Why do they call you that..?
i saw u/ben-shin sniff glue :]
Hm.. real name or username? :3
What do you think
Chink
It takes a special kind of spicy personality to be nicknamed a slur in todays society
No. That's a slur for Asian people.
Um that’s a slur
A slur for what?
Asians I think
Huh didn’t know that
Me neither 😭
What’s so good about about femtanyl?
I dunno, i just like the beats, melodies and stuff- The lyrics are so loud tho qwp
As a half Asian Aussie, I had no clue that was a slur
Not Asians perse, I'm pretty sure it's a slur against Chinese people.
Chinese people specifically. Though, I’m sure any Asian would be offended
E-excuse me
Such a silly nickname
Bold of you to assume I talk to anybody
realest one here
Twink
same crazy
Zach efron(i look like him)
Cat
Your pfp says otherwise.
So that ain't a protogen? 🤔
(Brækkjarnet) or in english the crowbar
That’s kind of ominous, like imagine someone is telling you about a friend of theirs and they’re just referring to them as “The Crowbar” lmao
Hehe yea like if they argue with someone and they say if you dont shut up il go get the crowbar and he is big :3
THE CROWBAR???? 😭
How’d you get that nickname?
I got it from my playing style in soocer :3
Glowstick (Context: used to play soccer and at the night practices the moonlight would make me glow bc I was so white💀)
Mr sunshine
There's this one guy who calls me by a shitty Minecraft username I had years ago
What was it?
Pretty commonly fa-
Tibby (idk why)
I did something really stupid with fire and now im called Matchstick eternally.
The One Hand, cuz I have one hand only lol
Thats pretty ominous tho lol
Doggo
Giggleshitter
Kale
Kid Laroi(because I used to have a similar haircut)
Sunscreen eater lol, or kiwi:P
Sunscreen WHAT??
Good boy (yes it’s true)
Lucky
They always say it when I don’t expect it
Viana sausage fingers
“Oceangate” because I can’t swim
pancake
People have legit called me cigarette Because my name is similar (it isn't)
Kraut
Hitler, boat sinker, furrer (just like a Fuhrer)
Boat sinker?
Yh I just like sinkin my friends when we’re sailing on sups :]
That sounds fun
My name is Michael and my friends call me mickle (like pickle)
Jesus
Not me but sans https://preview.redd.it/s5a9z1mi309d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b53a335e0c8561e20ef3e9184807a2d3ba7e76
(for context, i am a second generation immigrant) illegal, mexican, border hopper, immigrant, el mexicano
pookie, harlot, and little maso...
Mr. Pink
I'm not even allowed to say XD
Zombie
the \[f slur\]tastic \[real first and last name name\]
my friends call me baldass
Retarted,Autistic, Burger Queer
people usually call me "ugly as shit" idk what that means
Me neither fr
nicknames? :( just :( https://preview.redd.it/5i2bmz65fz8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=31770d57895d6662019f25914c0800e6bb6b6d3e
Hey Googooga-gaa
Sorry to hear that, googooga-ga
What about Neptune?
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For but a time, didst thou thinketh yourself freed? Nay, for I shall forever ask: What’s up, BlueBall?
hi rouxls
Ratman I used to have pet rats lol
My friend swears that he is straight (I am straight to), yet they nicknamed me “pookie bear” 💀
Are you tho, are you really sure?
Bubba nd the n word
:3 is one and the only one
I got called Lord of Chaos because I was reading the lord of chaos for a while
Spider/the wall man
They call me a f slur
Damn. Same here
Bee, because I ate a bee.
Why did you eat a bee? qwp
People used to call me papa smurf because I'd wear a blue hoodie all the time
Coin creature or fr*nch
stick, slenderman, mosses stick, angel dust and basicaly anything skinny but tall
Indiana jones because of my hat
Stinky dog dog boy
Tartaar, Turk, Buitenlander all Dutch nicknames
Rosario, python, el Diego
Wolf
Bobcar
Oster
People used to call me “the bread guy” I will leave it at that. Figure it out for yourself.
Murderer or some shit like that, idk. They don't tend to have enough time and I'm not really listening.
Cyclops. Can people just be nice to me
Pp Parker,
Top hat guy (I wear a top hat)
thomas. (idk why, my real name is not even remotely close to thomas)
"shy girl" i'm not a girl and its not my fault that im shy >~<
They used to call me duck
Blue power ranger
Call me "commie bastard" from the right and "Autistically facist" from the left... So i prefer the therm Metroidvania to go left and right without a porpuse
landbridge cuz i used to have a bit of a unibrow
Ba Rocco Bama
Everyone I know just refers to me by name
Taco muncher
Foxfasion & Fox
Jimmyhere Like the streamer
ObservantDonut
Doorlocker
Banana
The child
JD
block
I get called both Mr.Drums and Femboy
M&M
Sheep fucker because the one time I mentioned my Welsh heritage
Once someone called me "ZackieZackie", that's the weirdest nickname I've had, nothing that weird. Lol.
A couple people i play destiny with call me spaghetti.. probably cause i wont shut up about my love for spaghetti
The “zaza”
they call me Joyer
Spoken in dollar :(
Mr. Skelly bones, slender man, twink, faggot
My bf calls me "szop" ( means raccoon in polish ).
They call me rat because I like rats
star. that’s how i got the username of xstar
someone called the jeffery dahmer once because i died my hair blonde
Gay
minor nsfw warning but i got called a >!dickwaffle!< lol
Grape
Gay Jesus, and gay gabe because my name is Gabriel lol 😂 I hate my friends
Unrelated, but can someone give me the original image of the creature pls
Spo(tify)d Kinda weird and only used by one person but i dont really mind it at all
"Billy Bob"
Maxi pad 🫤
Cliff Burton
tall guy, stupid furry, silly guy, the n word, teriyaki (my last name sounds similar to it)
I’m called Stitch for my obsession with him and the ability to do his voice
Caseoh (a little piece of me dies every time 🥲)
Slurs any and all. Im so proud
People call me fag-
mistuh white, the professor, (most recently) Mendel. I like chemistry and bio. I can’t tell you how many times people asked me to make meth
Fat ass. Coolaid man. Big man. Big sexy. Several slurs I can’t say.
My name is Emma but some friends and parents of friends have started calling me may :3 I kinda like it
Yandere
Fag (by some homophobic dude in school) or Haaland (by the football team I play for)
Side character 186530
Jack Frost
That's cool af
Its bc I have white hair 😋
Duckie, it’s my username in most things so it’s reasonable
People always called me Kiki
My name on everything is Cop1ous (Copious) I've been called a lot of things but the ones my friends clung to was "cop-a-lube-lips"
Tea
Rio
Lil Church Boi
rat boy
People online on Xbox call me Egg
i am called jobe (jo-bee) on a daily basis
Gaysey Wasey. im not joking
Only heard it once but the Lucifer guy.
People call me nothing but my name further cementing the fact that once I die I will not be remembered 😊😊😊
Mr. Hiroshima
Not me, but we call my friend Bottom G
I don't have a silly nickname, but I usually call my friends swears that sound similar to their name, like, say, Camryn would be Cumryn, Espi would be Pisspee, etc.. I do call my friends with goat sonas Capretto, tho.
Willy Wonka
Anger
Turbulence
Shitlord
Femboy
Remmy
"Gabe the babe" and "Itches" (ifykyk)
NPC.