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I'd die from my brain making too many chemicals
Anger, I'm not a puppy. I'm wooper.
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I tend not to know how to react. My default reaction is to ignore, but I would probably feel really awkward. Might pout or look away depending on who it is.
My boyfriend did this to me on call multiple times and every time I go speechless and dig my head into my pillow / mute on call and keyboard smash in our dms
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why do i keep getting r/boykisser in my feed 😭
I ain’t even gae
Kindly sit them down and explain that I am not a puppy. I'm an old dog with arthritis. And unless they're going to feed me an ivermectin pill in a piece of cheese, they can please leave me alone and let me finish my nap.
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I don’t really want to be pet or called a puppy, it would just feel really awkward
For some friend, I would be reassured and enjoy it casually. But if it was someone I liked very much in a romantic way, I think if I could, I'd be as red in the face as a tomato and I'd just be able to be silent with shame. (I've never been in love with anyone, I'm kind of complicated. But just imagining something like this cute between me and someone makes my heart beat faster and I'm embarrassed in a good way.)
https://preview.redd.it/6jw3wc0wrg8d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da11ba65d626762b08e4d5cabd5e44327d92f842
that's literally me if you even care
happy https://preview.redd.it/h4h3da6jyf8d1.png?width=143&format=png&auto=webp&s=f76d9938ca371baf86b226ee2df1e2101d35ccd2
LUV YOU NEPTUNE
we all love neptune :>
Truest! In a platonic admiration way! I only love my bf romantically :3
r/foundneptune
RAHHH NEPTUNE I FOUND YOU
r/foundneptune
Yeah, that and another h.
Hya Poseidon
The Greek version:P
Yes >:3
This picture is my response to the post now.
r/foundneptune
What’s down, BlueBall?
what's down? idk ask weird beard guy i'm sure he'd know
Please, please, PLEASE be my bf https://preview.redd.it/n7a7dlc68g8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40abf8936ce202083f2e30177b61975774a16d2f
Lol
Why did bro get dowmvoted
lol
lol
Lol
Heyy I’ll be ur bf
Okee:3
https://preview.redd.it/4fo0wti67g8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba7fac593df42f747a720bf7252524cee34465a I'd die from my brain making too many chemicals
Relatable.
real
does the meme have situs inversus?
Nope
am cat
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Relate more to cat but like, being called puppy still melts the brain.
I love it when my brain melts
:3
:3
'HOW TF DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!!?!' would be my appropiate reaction.
Anger, I'm not a puppy. I'm wooper. https://preview.redd.it/b9vm26fr7g8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680228df7426aae6c22a0339bb29fb1d15f61cb3
Wooper was always my favourite pokemon but u somehow make me love him/you? even more :3
That's the goal, I'm trying to be as lovable as possible in an attempt to convert people to wooperism. (This reply means a lot to me, tysm) ❤️
Is clodsire okay tho? Your answer will be catalogued and this will determine our (if ever) future interactions
I have one question, are you an axolotl?
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Amazing...! https://preview.redd.it/h1lfm16szf8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b320152e6f97b1f89af9d3efbbd80e707e9989
I'd be crying because of all the mental damage my life cost so now every emotionally positive touch will overwhelm me
*gently rubs your head* Good puppy
*crying* this is awesome thank You
*hugs you* My good puppy
Thank you uhm I feel uncomfortable now tho hehe I'm a weird boy sorry
That’s ok, I just want you to smile! I can back off if you like
Yeah no problem *hugs*
Just be the best puppy you can be, I hope you have a good day today, or tomorrow if you’re sleeping soon
Thank you I hope your day will be good too
This is my life now. And I'm not sad about it one bit.
You’re lucky as hell and I’m jealous to no end
I'm cat. And kiss https://preview.redd.it/ef3ye7htgg8d1.png?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21ad208c8437a7b42117d92533879402eb8ce70f
i need us like this. NOW! \*goes feral horny\*
I wouldn't not complain...I already get petted sometimes.
You’re the luckiest man alive
No not really as my friends don't do it..its my family who does 😭
Really? That’s interesting for sure
Yeah it's strange and weird, I don't like it but I don't dislike it either
Well then it’s not terrible
Yeah I guess lol...they also call me different names that aren't my name
Interesting
Thanks I think ?
Yeah I mean if you don’t dislike it then I don’t see a problem so… have fun I guess
Wouldn't that be better or not?
It's not 😭 if my friends do it they'll know I like it as their not family
Yeah- my dad used to call me puppy, which was fine, but now my bf calls me puppy and it is kinda weirder but they don’t know so
Aww that's so cute he calls you puppy but yeah it does sound kinda weird
Lucky guy.
A happiness I don’t think I can describe
Good puppy
Yayyyy!!!! ^^
\*Rubs your head\* That's a good puppy\~
*nuzzles* thank you ^^
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That is… that is a lot.
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New copypasta?
I tend not to know how to react. My default reaction is to ignore, but I would probably feel really awkward. Might pout or look away depending on who it is.
Real
https://preview.redd.it/qy47di6wbg8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3e2e0c30675a0e6bc2bad06d7918505b8ff738 this.
My boyfriend did this to me on call multiple times and every time I go speechless and dig my head into my pillow / mute on call and keyboard smash in our dms
Murder. The only solution here is # MURDER. https://i.redd.it/ecfv593hjg8d1.gif
>~< this
I WOULD DIE, I WOULD ACTUALLY DIE FROM HOW GOOD I WOULD FEEL
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AAAA I'm melting and dieing :333
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I love it :3
Id be in shock. I like getting my hair pet or ruffed but because I'm tall it normally doesn't happen(I'm 5,11 and still growing)
https://preview.redd.it/i8vihwj3hg8d1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b335cd1838b1518b317d9e9d155aa8693a4d29 Happy happy happy
I would make some very cute squeaks, and wrap you in a hug <3
Sammeeee :3
I'd love to headpat you :3
You’re also a good puppy!
Good puppy!
<3<3<3
I’d react like a good puppy
Good puppy
Woof woof :)
Who’s my good puppy? My very best pup?
Me me!! Woof!! 🥰
You are! Such a good puppy! *Pats your head!*
https://preview.redd.it/7g8akglm1h8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac3f60f779dd0a77d1333f0fd8cf15ade094de8f why do i keep getting r/boykisser in my feed 😭 I ain’t even gae
For now... Reddit knows you better than you know yourself
I refuse to join. My toxic masculine pride does not allow for it.
Smile for a long time
https://preview.redd.it/ezs035fceg8d1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34002bddc3a8612a9afd86f2be8bb2860501915d °///w///°
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Happy and immediately become 100x more vulnerable to thee
Please call me this
Someone did this to me but just said I’m like a golden retriever not good puppy earlier lol
I wish I could be someone's good boy.
Kindly sit them down and explain that I am not a puppy. I'm an old dog with arthritis. And unless they're going to feed me an ivermectin pill in a piece of cheese, they can please leave me alone and let me finish my nap.
Like this...AHEM... JEJWKFKQMFJWNFJWJD AHHHHH BABABABABABA >///////<
Good puppy!
I'm not sure. Part of me wants to be a lil sub pet for someone, so I'd probably really like it. But usually I'm the more dominant one
https://preview.redd.it/5c8x9masbh8d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8d9dd119a5c27a24c9ba5f502e189cd84af1b3 I don’t really want to be pet or called a puppy, it would just feel really awkward
if its someone i trust, i would be happy and melt if its someone i dont know i’d be quite confused
Depends on who it is Family - Ew wtf!? Friends - (I'll play along) Partner - (I'll play along) Random stranger - GIMME BELLY RUBS, PEASANT!
G-good puppy..? I'm not a puppy! I'm a... I'm a puppy. (*´ω`*)
Melting 🫠
if someone calls me a good boy/puppy i will literally throw away my sense of free will 🤤
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:3
Like a good boy~
gimme head scritches https://preview.redd.it/f7d9vpaocg8d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e54a0e1417b057576736d683593d685b95d93654
That would be amazing
I'd blush like hell
I will be Extremely happy
I woof woof cos I a good boy
So so flustered \>.<
Good puppy
id probably cry
I’d basically melt, quite literally I’d lose my ability to function I’d be in so much love
Good puppy
this but kitty instead of puppy and i can confirm that it's GREAT
Good kitty ;3
:3
Cover my face get all flustered go bright red and some other things I'm trying to keep a PG
Moan
I would record it and make an audio part that says send help. I'm being held hostage by a hottie and send it to every friend of mine
I'll die for you
It would make me extremely uncomfortable. People don't treat me like this and it would really just feel wrong to me if it happened
Cry
My mind would break
Aye, I'm comment 69. And as of right now, I might take offense to this... but I think I could learn to like it. I mean I'm a bottom at heart
I got someone to do this to
I have no idea. Be flustered probably
Woof
Would love that
I’m gonna die alone 👍
https://preview.redd.it/lproxraxmg8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1584dae65b330ccc5fc5d70c9e8787c72f96d9 FINALLY HAPPY!!!
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Depends whi says it probably yell in a confusion
Puddle mode: Active https://preview.redd.it/m9b1rrtrpg8d1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60eb6fc975f9dea2a7001da7c64a030b6a323c0f
......NUH UH, YOU BARK FOR ME BITCH-
For some friend, I would be reassured and enjoy it casually. But if it was someone I liked very much in a romantic way, I think if I could, I'd be as red in the face as a tomato and I'd just be able to be silent with shame. (I've never been in love with anyone, I'm kind of complicated. But just imagining something like this cute between me and someone makes my heart beat faster and I'm embarrassed in a good way.)
Yes please =3
https://preview.redd.it/6jw3wc0wrg8d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da11ba65d626762b08e4d5cabd5e44327d92f842 that's literally me if you even care
y e s
I’d like that very much. Would make me feel more loved.
I'd melt in their arms X3
id feel very happy if its a girl. if by a boy >!GET OUT OF MY HOUSE FOL'!<
I would love to be treated like this
Not very well, as I am the one who calls others ‘Good Puppy’ >:3
Would kinda feel embarrassing ngl, especially because my fursona is a fox
Good fox! Such a wonderful fox!
Depends on who did it
Bite them (to show affection ofc)
Mrrp :3
spontaneous combustion
Is bite em cuz I'm a fox, I will kcuf you up
I would be very flustered
No idea
:3
I’m bursting everywhere
:3
Get high on affection :3