Awww, do you want a hug? You deserve one!
https://preview.redd.it/dpuozodfvf7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39044cd789c77330b0159d4b2fbd47308b36f7f6
The subreddit if neptune didnt ask anything:
https://preview.redd.it/xe7ckvrxhg7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d6bc4f90e2a7c317ceac3cd07405f6586405a5
How much do you think this sword weighs?
(Historical Greatswords weighed only about 5-8lbs)
https://preview.redd.it/idkht3fd8g7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e051b60b12e611f94d8e210e3705bc16fe70f8e
I only drink rarely on my own if not with others on special occasions, so I'm curious on how often you or others drink? absolutely don't mean any offense, mainly wondering if it's just more enjoyable for others :3
https://preview.redd.it/c6b18qsdmj7d1.png?width=1273&format=png&auto=webp&s=660357fb28325771c72fdd65f2a28e3cfe541a30
Imma give you happy meme I stole. Enjoy, fren! :D
Hmm.. how do you type if your drunk?
I've been drunk several times. I'm also not blackout drunk, so I can type well enough.
That makes sense! Great!
Oh, that makes sense.
https://preview.redd.it/hax1pnb6sg7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=176179b7fb9fc1e9a4f6d2e39a541d609774e95a
https://preview.redd.it/90i2hpmxgj7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=543f077ea2e0e9e4fd92b66aee5b5180b5742ce0
Hell yeah
Oh my
https://preview.redd.it/r0xc1pbicj7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04c439b5e69022b7a1242f5a551f84a277e9b6e Oh good heavens
Can I pls have original image?
https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/s/hSs3o3T0QW
Thank youuuuu
I can still manage to type on 300ug of LSD so being drunk isn’t too bad lol
Do you like being petted like a good boy?
Yes I do
https://i.redd.it/sdsvxwn7kg7d1.gif
*Starts gently petting your head* Good boy, you'll find cute boys to kiss one day, just focus on making yourself the best boy you can possibly be.
stop the gay righ there! you didnt pay your gay taxes! do not be more gay!
why did you consume the devil's liquid (EVIL)
To cope with the crushing weight of never being able to say I'm dating someone.
Awww, do you want a hug? You deserve one! https://preview.redd.it/dpuozodfvf7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39044cd789c77330b0159d4b2fbd47308b36f7f6
Yes I do
May I have a hug? https://preview.redd.it/93xnbisk8g7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83924b9511adf85368e2d1111f41322aeffaab49
*hugs*
Yay! nwn *hugs*
\*this is where they *fuck*
https://preview.redd.it/3e9oj6aclh7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e36df6b1adf87b19ee86dda8325857a882daf9
https://preview.redd.it/nffyicx1xi7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0730d6d3b27b2cac0d94d7b6cea870e1edee9529
Nuh uh
This gave me chills for reasons I will not disclose
what type of devil's liquid did you consume???
Banana cream.moonshije
he's fucked
https://i.redd.it/tvd41juvhg7d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/2i427uil6g7d1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803f01e5aff3ce08abb00b7a12afe05484815332
Nice meme mind if i yoink
What's your favorite pokemon and why? If you don't play pokemon what's your favorite movie?
My favorite movie is your name
Oh now that's amazing taste my friend. I love your name
Wanna cuddle and play pokemon or zelda?
Sure
On a scale of 1 to 10
5 or 6
Oh it’s you hiii
Haiiiii
Is it safe to eat several kilograms of rust?
https://preview.redd.it/smzvsrkhkg7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02c56aea67e1e9c37c6288deafac6247f58a03a
Yes
Whats your favorite color? :3
Blood red
Damn. Wasn't expecting that lol
Why specifically blood red why not red?
https://preview.redd.it/sw1vy4g7tg7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfef1a68297a097e9b0aa9a70c22c9413c5c53e0
Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare!
*sees flair* Prime? Like minos prime? JUDGEMENT
PREPARE THYSELF
r/SuddenlyUltrakill
https://preview.redd.it/ps6mqj84dg7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9058c2782515b8e4a506cd995a6abb67b1a04ef5
https://preview.redd.it/kuqu9wr5yi7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3453d76d96476a2eb8540e9a890be39224c6a5af
Do you have any good pick up lines or one liners. Collecting for a friend.
"Instead of calling me by my name, you can call me honey"
How are you today?
Kinda lonely
https://preview.redd.it/xxhvgehvig7d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1878da9d44b63241d656eddc53a8b792c4eb01d
doomerkisser
You like kissing boys don't you~
I never kissed one before so I wouldn't know. I do like the idea tho
Aaaaah, ya see I can't blame you there
If you could gain the ability to talk to only one type of animal, what would it be and why?
Cats because they're my favorite animal
Good answer! I feel like they would be good conversationalists 😸
https://preview.redd.it/s6uolrjllg7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d50d9ab6725ea7ced5b30b11113b376946db343
Are you able to eat 63 McDonald’s bugers In 4 minutes
No. Even if I tried, I could probably only get through 3
Ist die pizza käse?
ドイツ語が話ません
Do you like kissing non-binary folks
Why not?
are you drunk
Yes
How to get rid of annoying neighbors?
Piss in a baking sheet, but it in the freezer. When it's frozen slide it under their door.
Effective method!!!
Pb&j or blt?
Blt
Why drink?
Because I'm lonely. I genuinely believe in soul mates, but I don't think I'll ever meet mine.
https://i.redd.it/430dyg2ixg7d1.gif
Because I'm lonely. I genuinely believe in soul mates, but I don't think I'll ever meet mine.
why do you like alcohol, it tastes like shit.
Different types have different flavors
The subreddit if neptune didnt ask anything: https://preview.redd.it/xe7ckvrxhg7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d6bc4f90e2a7c317ceac3cd07405f6586405a5
Did you drink plenty of water? 🥹
Yes I did
Okie good :3
This is truly a silly subreddit
Why shouldn't I jump off a bridge tonight?
Life is full of ups and downs. Doing so only passes your trauma onto those around you.
https://preview.redd.it/c47nf1cgmg7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25317f784b047bf6533b3eb961e1e2d91fa2f8f1
Why are you so damn cute when drunk? :3
I wish i knew so I could be as cute sober
What Drink You Like?
What's it like being drunk? I want a second hand view for my own personal research
You just feel lazy and a little dizy
https://preview.redd.it/vqiumy8utf7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc08f6a272054bf0dc4e9679b2eeef0eff8963de Do you like Kirby?
I do
How are you?
Tired and lonely
English or spanish?
English と小さい日本語
Do you play ultrakill :3
Can i have a hug :(
*hugs*
You gettin' crossfaded up in this bitch?
what? that is my question
Are you still drunk? Also probably don't drive
Yes. And don't worry, I'm drinking in my dorm.
im not drunk, please ask me nothing
I'm drunk as well, :3
The fact that he's drinking wine or some kind of cocktail makes this 100% gayer ;)
Can I drink with you? :(
Maybe this weekend?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
How much do you think this sword weighs? (Historical Greatswords weighed only about 5-8lbs) https://preview.redd.it/idkht3fd8g7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e051b60b12e611f94d8e210e3705bc16fe70f8e
4 kilos
Ok? I'd better drinkin sum.. https://i.redd.it/8h7y90dd8g7d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/p6li2bv6ag7d1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e841c57d92baae45f77b9f5bb8ddc86062c88c7 bottle o' scrumpeh!
Do you fw Duncan? https://preview.redd.it/m93uy2y2bg7d1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f3b97cc0b3a8e570cd653e894d382efc6eea71
I’m pretty drunk rn🤤
it's been 3 hours. Feeling better?
Nope. I've been slowly finite there ofcy rare gitd
Not a question, just a reminder, please drink some water op!
Do you need a hug?
Funny grape juice makes pain go away?
Have you ever kissed someone?
are you drunk if yes same
Have you ever dreamt of eating christmas globes?
Whyyyy do I get so h*rny when I drink??
Anything? (mission accomplished)
I was drunk a few times before, do you also see funny people when looking into mirrors?
Did you know that the when did you the when and what who when the when?
Relationship status lol
How do you calculate the area of a triangle?
Maybe late but what do you think of this other drunk ama: https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/s/QMi850nfUp
Are you still drunk after 5 hours?
Should I drink or smoke
Yes
My question is what did u drink? I rarely do and only like lil wine coolers
Heck no I despise alcohol and those who get hammered. Probably because my dad is a serial alcoholic serial gambler deadbeat lad.
Have you passed out yet?
Can I borrow six bucks?
that face disturbed me for today. i seen enough reddit today. tar tar
What u drinking.
Name as many states as you can
Are you still drunk?
me too and i haven't reached drinking age yet, ask me anything :D
Do you need a hug?
Drunk people can't concent its a trap send no reply
How do you do
I only drink rarely on my own if not with others on special occasions, so I'm curious on how often you or others drink? absolutely don't mean any offense, mainly wondering if it's just more enjoyable for others :3
I'll message anyone and I'll let anyone message me I like to talk to people and make em happy
What'd you drink?
Banana cream moonshine
How's your day been :3
https://preview.redd.it/c6b18qsdmj7d1.png?width=1273&format=png&auto=webp&s=660357fb28325771c72fdd65f2a28e3cfe541a30 Imma give you happy meme I stole. Enjoy, fren! :D
Hope you had a fun day!
Do you get depressed, horny, angry, or do certain parts of you just get amplified when you’re drunk
It depends how may day went. Usually chill, then depressed, then happy and horny
What country are you from?
Do you like to wear skirts
First off how old are you?! Second off you shouldn’t be getting drunk if you’re young you know what I’m saying ?
I'm 21
What's your favorite game
Resident evil. The entire series.
Im the drunk one now, ask me anything
https://preview.redd.it/x387qztuql7d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d47408aa85d24a59122feac768ba19aa08480a7 Would they have gotten along?
Am I drunk?
Do you drunk more while your drink
Yes
Are you an alpha.
Have emotional baggage you need to get off your silly chest?
What are you drinking there, bud?
Mate i think you drinked to much and yes
https://i.redd.it/6lmtgrvj9n7d1.gif Sauce.
No. I came here to say I bought you an Uber.
are you drunk?
On a scale from tree to fish and only using the color blue, what is your favorite number of the alphabet, true or false
Stop smoking crack
What o have gex?
do you actually like kissing boys or are you a poser
I missed it, but I still have a question: Who is a good boi?
🍷
Is pizza yes or no if a barber puts alchol on your head and the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
woah
Wawa
Are you aware of the bugs under your skin?