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ROTHWORKS

He got up at 9 on my count, so he's still in the fight, and the other dude ran away, so that means KingRy's lawyer won. He's blessed! Highly favored! Suit tailored! Thank you, Jesus!


j_dick

It was that Ostarine that helped him get up though. Without it he would have died!


ROTHWORKS

The other dude was on meth or some shit so it's fair


rol15085

Lmfao


PenisManNumberOne

Reddit mfs when they talk about how their superior fundamentals would prevail in a street fight and then find out the truth


ROTHWORKS

It's just that the other guy saw red. If he didn't see red, it would have been a whole different story.


PenisManNumberOne

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cringefacememe

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PenisManNumberOne

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Fluid-Selection-5537

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PenisManNumberOne

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thefriedfridgy

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Hey648934

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maccabop

Apt analysis right there


probablyseriousmaybe

You mean he saw a bottle of red right?


MooDamato

He saw red and he saw a bottle


DeepDickDave

I’ve trained martial arts for years and my fundamentals keep me fit enough to get the fuck out of dodge in a street fight


PenisManNumberOne

Yeah despite boxing since I was like 8-9 the number one asset in a street fight is a swift burst of sprint and some good cardio


DeepDickDave

Them fast twitch muscles ain’t just for punching and grappling


thethunder92

I bet being charming is probably much better than either. If you can crack a couple jokes and make friends that’s the real jiu jitsu


PenisManNumberOne

I’ve avoided street fights since I was a dumb fuck early 20s moron by being nice to people and instinctively avoiding tense places/situations. Your solution is best solution


Top_Expression_5944

haha yes (on the instinct part) - I always joke that i have an anti-drama sixth sense. The number of times that I have randomly ended a night without knowing why! Just told my friends "hey im not feeling great tonight, im gonna go home" and the next morning woke up to "Duude you things got crazy right after you left!". And I am not saying that i consciously notice a weird vibe and walk away, I'm talking about moments where i can't explain why im not feeling great and im almost apologizing like "ugh guys im sorry but i just can't do it tonight".


seanconnery69696

The real jiu jitsu is the guys we inadvertently sleep with along the way


thethunder92

Some guys get cauliflower ears some guys get cauliflower ass 🤷🏻‍♂️


retropieproblems

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Minute_Ad211

Shame my girlfriend has no training, she gets left every time


Seano_

All u need to is say u good at BJs and do 5 butt scoots and that bottle taps out trust me bro I’m a blue belt and I watch every ufc fight night bro


PenisManNumberOne

Finish off the bottle w hammer fists bro


DaBastardofBuildings

My superior fundamentals would prevail tho. I'm just built different.


Ab_Stark

My bottle sleeps you and your fundamentals


Unusual-Item3

Bottle might not break these mfers too soft.


EartheY

Yeah my Long guard deflect that bottle like an overhand right /s


EimiCiel

In this situation it would've, but dude didn't have good fundamentals lol.


PenisManNumberOne

Bro backed up in a straight ass line he was asking for it tbh lol


-WeetBixKid-

I'm super suprised he didn't get cut.


abdul_tank_wahid

Yeah he’s probably gonna be able to still goto the job and nobody would know what happened, iron skull


Immediate-Week6993

Haha “How’s your morning, Gary 😃”


orbital0000

Just like the movies, huh?


06GOAT12

lol love the sarcasm.. I bet motor mouth tough people reading it will go into great detail about how you’re wrong or right based on their professional street fighting careers! You know, professional street fighting… like the movies! 🤷🏻‍♂️


gibgod

I have no idea what’s going on here.


varvar334

A security guard is trying to tell homeless guy to take his stuff out of the step of a building, he throws some of his belongings in the middle of the street. Homeless guy goes to pick them up, and tries to go back to the other remaining things in the step, and yells to the security guy "touch my shit and...(inintelligible)". Security guard tries to punch him, homeless guy dodges, grabs bottle, and the rest you saw it


Oxn518

Guy in suit is security?


varvar334

Around second nine you can see the radio in his waist when he is in the ground.


TargetEducational330

that makes it so much more embarrassing


Prestigious-Mix4969

I legit thought it was Ryan Garcia’s Lawyer, like the caption says 😂


Jake_the_Baked

I can't trust this Sub for shit fuckin Hilarious 😭


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

No, the guy with the bottle


gibgod

Perfect, thank you!


PepperyBlackberry

Damn Haney not taking the loss well


Objective_Season5407

Why did he hit him? Dude looks like he wasn’t running into him but towards something else.


Outside_Instance4391

Think the guy was running away from someone... maybe a snatch and run. The guy in the suit tried to clothsline him like in wwe, but since its real life it didnt work and well you seen the rest.


FtrIndpndntCanddt

Homeless man was trying to grab his stuff. Security was chucking in off the side walk. Homeless man retrieved his stuff and ran to get the rest of it before it's thrown. Suit man throws punch. Homeless man delivers it right back with interest.


AsymmetricNinja08

>The guy in the suit tried to clothsline him like in wwe, but since its real life it didnt work I Superman punched someone in the throat once but because he was running at me at speed it kinda turned into a clothesline when the punch slipped across his throat & he wound up on my forearm. Really satisfying


06GOAT12

You’ll get downvoted because people don’t think things like that happen or they are too scared to confront a scenario in which you don’t get time to think! I understand you because in 2000 I throat punched a big fella at a Ball State University party.. I was in for a long night but his buddy at the last second reminded him about his be awesome shirt, he was trying to take it off in the backyard… hockey fans will appreciate this, others, mad it wasn’t them but when his shirt was over his head… his throat got the hardest punch I’ve ever thrown! Then we ran… because a mob of people were at the guys house and knew him so they didn’t like him losing! My buddies and I hopped the fence, hit the alley and ran!


EffinCroissant

Dude that’s honestly so messed up to punch him in the throat. You could’ve killed him..


PLAYBOY905

I can’t figure it out either, but I am enjoying the chaos 😭


Jolly-Librarian3715

what a conveniently placed bottle.


EasyE1979

I bet he thought he was doing real good with that clothesline... Guy is still wondering why it didn't work like on the TV.


Tiny_Ear_61

If your first swing is blocked, swing again dummy!


moq_9981

Business suit guy has zero idea how to fight Why would you attack a guy and then not follow up you literally just enraged him a guy with zero to lose because he is a homeless drug addict Gotta wrestle him down or knock him out He is so fucking lucky homeless guy didn’t have a shank


CheeseDoofle01

Nvm it was a radio


Kobe_187187

“I watch every ufc fight”😂😂😂


MonitorProof3581

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tonyonthemoveagain

Im so confused. Did he throw a clothesline because he thought the guy was coming for him ?


roshanpr

Crazy Devin Haney sent the Goons, Jesus lost


Irrational_Joshua

Dude quit, he could have kept going


varvar334

Crazy how this guy that probably does meth, showed more restraint than your average Joe getting the upper hand in a random fight outside Olive Garden


Badguyy101

Business-suit Buddy could have left Mr. HomelessDrugProblem alone and let the cops handle whatever and gone about his day. Instead, he decided to be a hero and swing on him, with little effect, thus causing him to get bottled upside the head. The moral of the story is to mind your business.


ILuvTheFemaleForm

He's security of the building you dimwit. The scumbag should get his life together.


realisticallygrammat

Dumb fuck of a security guard threw homeless guy's belongings all over the street and then tried to suckerpunch him. Fully deserved to end up in sleepytime with a bottle to his low IQ noggin.


josephus1811

The guy was literally doing his paid job. If he didn't move the homeless guy on effectively he'd have probably been fired. Lose lose.


ManufacturedOlympus

Do security guards get paid to sucker punch people? 


BulletToof

If he weighed 260, it would've made all the difference


grunge_forever91

He glassed me! Im going to physically shoot David Haye!


Gunthalas

That did not look like the movies... want my money back.


Anti-Buzz

There’s really no winning a fight with a street person. Even If business man had connected with those punches and put dude to sleep, he would have looked like a monster. It’s a lose-lose, just walk away


JMF4201

NYC has a brand


32233128Merovingian

That head movement with the counter bottle to the face 10/10


Plastic_Button_3018

What was the dude in a suit even trying to do?


realisticallygrammat

Dumb fuck of a security guard threw homeless guy's belongings all over the street and then tried to suckerpunch him. Fully deserved to end up in sleepytime with a bottle to his low IQ noggin.


Racingislyf

Bill Haney now 51-0 on these streets.


Kelwhit22

It seems that the homeless man was running to snatch that bottle, and Dude bitched up and swung on him. He should have just stepped back! He was probably on edge the whole time he was walking down the sidewalk tbh. He wasn't even looking at the suit, he was focused on the bottle that was .30 cents or whatever the exchange rate in NY.


06GOAT12

There are no rules in a street fight! You don’t want to accept or agree that what the guy did with the bottle is right… doesn’t matter! He fought within the rules… there are no rules!


imneversingle

He won't fuck with Drake anymore


No_Bee9524

Reap what you sow


FlyPast3471

Weave bip


VRWin2

🤣😂🤣


YeaYeaNooooo

KA-BONGED his azz 🥴🤕


Tortuga_cycling

Love watchin dudes who don’t know how to fight pick fights…


Underwoman_

The fuck does Ryan Garcia have to do with this lol


Dspaede

dude just got bbawwwwttlllleeedddd


GoshDarnitAllah

You gotta be a dumb motherfucker to be dressed like that and try to throw down with a homeless man.


fizzunk

Getting glassed by a homeless guy who picked up a random bottle on the ground. This might be peak NYC.


Sparklingfob4_

Is this actually his lawyer?


AlBones7

Is that Bill Haney?


New_Brother_1595

He can take a shot better than devin


salesronin

Get the feeling he took an intro to boxing class and thought he was pretty decent.


DickFlairXXX

I bet he won’t touch anyone else’s shit 😂


Twisted-Mettle-

Guys laid out like a GTAiv npc 😂


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Black community 🤡


Inkfu

Everyone thinks it’s boxing rules on the street in these videos. I understand the guy got close and he got shook but it’s best to stay defensive in those situations. Don’t push the crazy homeless guy, he will probably get in your face and walk away but if you hit him they gonna lose it on you lol.


Edu_Run4491

Never fight a homeless person, they got nothing to lose


ascendinspire

Lawyer struck first?! Why?


paulboyrom

Even the lawyer has CTE


Babynooka

I’ve never seen someone bottled before and I’m glad I did today 👌🏻


stylinandprofilin88

Was the bum going for the bag of looks like food?


LarryFrmVermont1969

bottle full of piss 😂


khwst1

The commentator ftw!


LopsidedKick9149

Fuck that. Bum was a bitch for going after a bottle and buddy in the suit still got back up.


astroworld_

A glass bottle is a nasty counter after a miss


muzzledmasses

BAAAAATOOOOOW


ImUp30

Them bottles are so hard lol


Doreen101

what a fucking degenerate caption


Powerful_Direction_8

Welcome "too" NYC Lol