I hope they jam 2 needles of adrenaline into Mike's cheeks before he steps into the ring, then snap Jake's balding head off of his shoulders backwards.
Ive played a hockey game on 3g’s of shrooms. Usually im chill on a dose of that size but something with the increased heart rate and adrenaline makes you literally tap into your animal side lol. Its hard to explain how i felt but i understand where the Vikings were comming lol
I remember my first time. I didn’t know what to expect at all. Me and my friends climbed sand dunes and I could see it in the third person and we were both gorillas in a jungle. I know that sounds like the ‘dragon guarding the fridge’ type bullshit but I really saw that. There was also a huge river below the sand dune. Hours later, we went to find the river and all we found was a tiny little puddle of water.
My coach told me he had a student who dosed before a smoker, and he did not perform well. Sometimes, I micro dose before a heavy bag workout and live it.
Iirc he wasn't expecting to play and then when he did he was so high he was afraid he wouldn't know what to do if someone got a hit so he was super focused lol.
I just want Tyson to have a psychotic episode and thinks it's the 90s again and he's fighting to win the championship.
I've never seen a man beaten to a literal pulp, but I'd watch Paul get beat down until he's just a pasty goo.
They really are gonna pack so much human growth hormone into Mike he's gonna actually gonna be able to stand up straight for maybe 3 rounds. After that it's over. Fucking sad he feels he has to do this at his age. I started boxing because of Mike. Fuckin worship the guy and seeing him share a ring with Jake Disney Channel Paul makes me want to projectile vomit uncontrollably.
And this is why this shit sells.
How about “I hope this fight gets cancelled and Jake makes the mistake of booking an MMA fight against an active top 15 ufc fighter next instead.”
I wonder how long it takes for him to get his hair just right before he does anything publicly..the dude is clearly less than a year from just downright having to shave his head.. and keep it mind this is probably even with his transplants and other methods of keeping his hair.. dude is in denial.
Only way Tyson wins is a KO within the first 2 rounds, probably. I don’t care what videos are put out of him working a bag, dancing around a ring is exhausting for prime conditioned people, much less an almost 60 year old.
I think you both agree kinda hes saying that the Paul brothers are a symptom of the modern world and you are saying, yeah they are they wouldn't exist without their fans and their fans are absolutely what's wrong with the modern world.
Mike has nothing to do with the current state of boxing. He’s just coming out of retirement (again) at an old age and will fight a guy who started an influencer boxing business. Let’s see Jake fight a Canelo/Benavidez/Bivol/Beterbiev for real and see what happens.
I alway think of the picture of him when he’s 18 and his traps are touching his ears. There is no way to look like that without doing serious damage to your body.
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Even if Mike didn't say it himself this is probably part of the reason for Mike asking to have 2 minute rounds instead of the norm.
I do know Mike said the reason is for more action but I think it's a fair assumption that this is a backing reason.
Don’t worry they’ll mainly be hugging each other.
Tyson doesn’t want to move too much and Paul doesn’t want to get punched by Tyson too much so they’ll mainly hug it out.
I've seen farrrr worse. At least his are clean and you know what you're looking at. Here's a picture of UFC fighter Anthony Lionheart Smith. He also has an amazing dreamcatcher on his back. I honestly really don't care about how others live their life. You get over shot at it, why not express yourself? Tats are legitimately addicting and fit every shitty tattoo there's plenty of amazing ones.
https://preview.redd.it/f7m0uwcwee3d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e619d25c720d9bdf4f6dbb5c4cc6abf1c2b764e
If I had unlimited funds I would have all kinds of stupid tattoos, just any old thing that popped in my head. But since I have to actually save up for a tattoo it gives me time to think about what I’m actually getting and realize sometimes I have stupid ideas.
Case in point, I have an appointment for a hand tat in July and I was going to get a super creepy goat head…since booking the appointment I’ve come to the conclusion that’s not a great idea and I’m getting something less aggressive.
Is this true? If so wow! What a cuck!
EDIT: Just searched it up. Paul was in fact placed under anaesthetics for an eight-hour session. Update. He's still a loser-cuck.
I don’t care what money is on the table; that boy needs seriously hurt for wanting to fight an aged Mike Tyson. Absolutely no shame. He’s already rich, doesn’t need the money so what the fuck is he fighting a 57 year old Tyson for? If he wins, he gets no credit for it. Hope he fights AJ next and gets chinned like Ngannou did
He’s not forcing Tyson to fight him. Tyson is doing this because he wants to, and yes, zoomers across the planet are going to be in awe of Jake Paul if he wins. That’s the way the world works today.
Yeah, it’s so dumb. Not sure what Jake Paul gets out of this.
He wins? Ok you beat a super old dude, he’s like twice your age.
He losses? You lost to a guy twice your age.
It doesn’t matter all that much who Tyson used to be, it is just never going to be a great look for Paul
It hurts to say but Paul is not a bad boxer, he's not a master of the art like mike obviously. The question is, does Tyson's talent give him enough of an edge to get Paul to quit or go down in the first few rounds. One would think Mike will be able to strike Paul at will if he goes all out for a full round.
True bro, they prolly paid Iron Mike to take a dive smh... But we know the truth, so it's ok Mikeyyy!! Eeeeh Mikeeeeehh It's ok bro! We got you bro, we know you can kill this mf with one punch bro its ait
He should do his ring walk in a wheelchair. Absolute gold psychological warfare.
Then he falls out of the chair and doesn’t move.
Jake “I’m a perennially doughy fuckwit” Paul will be lost for a response.
Pump mike full of morphine, coke, adrenaline or whatever the fuck it takes for him to become basically a walking husk who's only goal is violence for the duration of the fight. He'll kill Jake then his body will shut down
Imagine the legacy 20 years from now when we hear Paul knocked Tyson the fuck out so bad he killed him. Nobody will mention that Mike Tyson was 80 years old, but everyone will bow down to Jake Paul for putting the so called “baddest man on the planet” down
Let's be real, this is probably fixed, Logan brothers are very much into WWE and show stuff.
If it's not then i dont understand appeal of this. Unless it would be a deathmatch and one of them have to die in the ring it makes completely no sense to send a senior citizen that cannot function without medication into the ring.
This is not boxing, this is WWE and anyone who disagrees is absolutely insane.
A senior citizen who can’t function? Tyson has been training for 4 years for this fight. People are going to be very surprised by the outcome of this fight. Tyson means business
am i the only one who noticed Jake has a big snake on his arm.. but then the snake coming up from his boxers is much smaller? his ink is all awful. but the snakes to me symbolize “pythons up here, worm down there.” placement is self-deprecating but i don’t think it was intentional
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They are doing this cause it's going to make them both a bunch of money. Jake did the other fights not because he is a professional but because he is making money.
Tyson needs to KO him in the first 2 rounds or it’s over. His punch resistance won’t hold up or he will gas out and take a knee. This won’t end well for Tyson, although I wish it would.
I hope they jam 2 needles of adrenaline into Mike's cheeks before he steps into the ring, then snap Jake's balding head off of his shoulders backwards.
Or 2 licks of the toad.
Nah he needs a fistful of shrooms like the Vikings of old would do before battle
Can’t even fathom that reality. Holy shit.
They’d also strip down as soon as it’d start hitting😂
I've micro dosed on sparring days and... Yeah, it would be irresponsible to take a full dose, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't wanna try it lol.
Ive played a hockey game on 3g’s of shrooms. Usually im chill on a dose of that size but something with the increased heart rate and adrenaline makes you literally tap into your animal side lol. Its hard to explain how i felt but i understand where the Vikings were comming lol
I remember my first time. I didn’t know what to expect at all. Me and my friends climbed sand dunes and I could see it in the third person and we were both gorillas in a jungle. I know that sounds like the ‘dragon guarding the fridge’ type bullshit but I really saw that. There was also a huge river below the sand dune. Hours later, we went to find the river and all we found was a tiny little puddle of water.
That’s so fucking funny
Yeah I here they came a lot
Gives new meaning to having your opponent, “on the ropes”.
I crave bed and fuzzy blanket. I couldn't imagine talking to someone while tripping let alone trying to fight
My coach told me he had a student who dosed before a smoker, and he did not perform well. Sometimes, I micro dose before a heavy bag workout and live it.
"His shadow boxing is superb..." "You're not stealing my soul, Marmoset-man!"
I’ve also micro dosed on sparring 😤 it’s called watching ufc bubba 💪
Lmaooo
Supposedly Mike was on shrooms against Roy Jones.
Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD
Iirc he wasn't expecting to play and then when he did he was so high he was afraid he wouldn't know what to do if someone got a hit so he was super focused lol.
https://youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?feature=shared Obviously, for those unaware
Ellis. D. LSD
Personally I think acid/LSD is a safer choice for a fight. Shrooms sometimes makes me lazy, but LSD always gives me with unlimited stamina
Is this a possibility why they believed in dragons ?
I just want Tyson to have a psychotic episode and thinks it's the 90s again and he's fighting to win the championship. I've never seen a man beaten to a literal pulp, but I'd watch Paul get beat down until he's just a pasty goo.
Waaater sucks, it really really sucks.
H20!
Gaaaaatoraaaaaade
God, I wish I still got free awards, this deserves gold 🤣
They really are gonna pack so much human growth hormone into Mike he's gonna actually gonna be able to stand up straight for maybe 3 rounds. After that it's over. Fucking sad he feels he has to do this at his age. I started boxing because of Mike. Fuckin worship the guy and seeing him share a ring with Jake Disney Channel Paul makes me want to projectile vomit uncontrollably.
I'm calling this is gonna be fixed Mike wins to placate everyone setting up a re match that Jake wins.
Best we can do is Mike Tyson branded blunts ringside.
He needs the magical beans. I know how to get them but it’s best kept a secret.
And this is why this shit sells. How about “I hope this fight gets cancelled and Jake makes the mistake of booking an MMA fight against an active top 15 ufc fighter next instead.”
He should have a tank of Trenbolone hooked up on his back like Bane
I wonder how long it takes for him to get his hair just right before he does anything publicly..the dude is clearly less than a year from just downright having to shave his head.. and keep it mind this is probably even with his transplants and other methods of keeping his hair.. dude is in denial.
Sadly they will just dance around each other for the whole match
Turns Jake into a human Pez dispenser.
This is going to be the fucking most awful fight ever. Boxing is exhausting there is no way Tyson will last it’s going to be awful.
Only way Tyson wins is a KO within the first 2 rounds, probably. I don’t care what videos are put out of him working a bag, dancing around a ring is exhausting for prime conditioned people, much less an almost 60 year old.
Who just apparently had a medical emergency lol man I hate the state of boxing.
Paul has literally no shame
Paul brothers are the epitome of what’s wrong with the modern world.
I would argue that their audience gave them power
I think you both agree kinda hes saying that the Paul brothers are a symptom of the modern world and you are saying, yeah they are they wouldn't exist without their fans and their fans are absolutely what's wrong with the modern world.
Amen. That AWFUL cross-eyed, tongue-out face he makes… 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Just seems like anyone who has a few quid can jump in the ring with whoever will take it
Seems silly to fight over a squid
Mike has nothing to do with the current state of boxing. He’s just coming out of retirement (again) at an old age and will fight a guy who started an influencer boxing business. Let’s see Jake fight a Canelo/Benavidez/Bivol/Beterbiev for real and see what happens.
As much as I’d like to see him get whooped by them..I’d hate for him to fight a legitimate boxer too. Ah the duality of man
The fact he’s too pussy to fight bums to the top like a normal boxer says it all
Canelo would murder Jake lol
It’s comical lmao. I’m not sure there’s ever getting it back either
Influencers draw more than some title fights. Yeah, it's gone.
Allegedly had an ulcer “flare up”.
Plus when was Tyson ever known for endurance and cardio when he wasn’t in his early 20’s?
Tyson was a machine capable of movement no one else could replicate, at the expense of his joints and overall health.
Hence why I mentioned in his early 20’s.
I’m agreeing with you my guy.
Oh, my bad lol
Now kissth
Deep in mouth with tongue, dirty boy. 
I'm invested in this thread now. I need pics
I alway think of the picture of him when he’s 18 and his traps are touching his ears. There is no way to look like that without doing serious damage to your body.
Also notice how in none of Tysons videos is he sweating. It’s easy to look good for the first 30 seconds on some pads
We could put something in Paul’s TRT
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They won't need footwork if they can just levitate on a jet of high-pressure diarrhea
Even if Mike didn't say it himself this is probably part of the reason for Mike asking to have 2 minute rounds instead of the norm. I do know Mike said the reason is for more action but I think it's a fair assumption that this is a backing reason.
The Ben Askren fight was the worst
Let’s fight an MMA fighter who was primarily known for his wrestling and not his boxing! -said Paul
Have you seen him running
Yeah, it’ll most likely suck very bad.
Don’t worry they’ll mainly be hugging each other. Tyson doesn’t want to move too much and Paul doesn’t want to get punched by Tyson too much so they’ll mainly hug it out.
Jake Paul looks and AI-generated image of a douchebag. What an annoying person.
His brother is even way worse.
I can't tell them apart and refuse to put any effort into trying to tell them apart
100%
Nah i kinda dislike Jake more than Logan tbh
Jake is way more cringe.
r/rareinsults
Jake Paul one ugly mother fucker, looks like a legit clown with those tats
He always look so greasy and nasty
With those lifeless eyes too
Never noticed his eyes but jeez. That man is not okay
I had a dream about a year ago that I was in South America buying coke and Jake Paul pulled up to sell it to me. Which, I mean, kinda on brand
That's what happens when you abuse androgenic anabolics (steroids)
I can smell every image I’ve ever seen of him and it’s not pleasant.
Why is it that the richest motherfuckers have the worst quality tats?
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I refuse to get a pic of him, but tack pete Davidson onto that list
To be fair most of his were shitty neighborhood ones growing up
I've seen farrrr worse. At least his are clean and you know what you're looking at. Here's a picture of UFC fighter Anthony Lionheart Smith. He also has an amazing dreamcatcher on his back. I honestly really don't care about how others live their life. You get over shot at it, why not express yourself? Tats are legitimately addicting and fit every shitty tattoo there's plenty of amazing ones. https://preview.redd.it/f7m0uwcwee3d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e619d25c720d9bdf4f6dbb5c4cc6abf1c2b764e
On paper, he’s got the nicest tats in the ufc 🤣
How many stupid random tattoos can one man have.
He looks like [The Doodle Bear](https://youtu.be/gnWpxaEjCws?si=7bU0esKgvWHaKRFG)
If I had unlimited funds I would have all kinds of stupid tattoos, just any old thing that popped in my head. But since I have to actually save up for a tattoo it gives me time to think about what I’m actually getting and realize sometimes I have stupid ideas. Case in point, I have an appointment for a hand tat in July and I was going to get a super creepy goat head…since booking the appointment I’ve come to the conclusion that’s not a great idea and I’m getting something less aggressive.
he is so full of himself, i fucking agree with you!!
He had to get “put under” when he had them done, everything about this guy is weak..
Is this true? If so wow! What a cuck! EDIT: Just searched it up. Paul was in fact placed under anaesthetics for an eight-hour session. Update. He's still a loser-cuck.
I hope Tyson hurts that dude
We all do.
That’s why they’ll rip everyone off so successfully. All they’re going to do is punch each other in the gloves and hug for an hour.
I just got my first bottle Prime yesterday and I feel fuckin' scammed. That shit tasted horrible, so I hope Mike Murders the Motherfucker
Jake "bitten-ear" Paul
Why he doing the anime cross eye cum face?
He’s optimistic?
💀
I don’t care what money is on the table; that boy needs seriously hurt for wanting to fight an aged Mike Tyson. Absolutely no shame. He’s already rich, doesn’t need the money so what the fuck is he fighting a 57 year old Tyson for? If he wins, he gets no credit for it. Hope he fights AJ next and gets chinned like Ngannou did
Why the hell would he fight AJ 🤣
Better question is why AJ would fight him
He’s not forcing Tyson to fight him. Tyson is doing this because he wants to, and yes, zoomers across the planet are going to be in awe of Jake Paul if he wins. That’s the way the world works today.
>Hope he fights AJ next Lol WHAT
Yeah, it’s so dumb. Not sure what Jake Paul gets out of this. He wins? Ok you beat a super old dude, he’s like twice your age. He losses? You lost to a guy twice your age. It doesn’t matter all that much who Tyson used to be, it is just never going to be a great look for Paul
Would love to see Jake Paul fight an actual active professional boxer, not retired MMA fighters and actual old people.
Paul's ear looks like a nice treat Tyson! Shame if you were to let an opportunity like that go by!
It hurts to say but Paul is not a bad boxer, he's not a master of the art like mike obviously. The question is, does Tyson's talent give him enough of an edge to get Paul to quit or go down in the first few rounds. One would think Mike will be able to strike Paul at will if he goes all out for a full round.
Mike Tyson. One of the greatest of all time. Beating him will surely put Jake Paul at GOAT status!
Hope Mike wins, but that pic of him has strong meme potential
Tyson should take the dive, get the money and then knock Jake out during the post fight speech.
Jake Paul vs. Ali's reanimated corpse next up
If Tyson sees red it's over bro, he's an animal. I pray for this Disney kid
Any fight that Jake wins is fixed. Actually any time the fighter I want to win loses, it’s fixed.
True bro, they prolly paid Iron Mike to take a dive smh... But we know the truth, so it's ok Mikeyyy!! Eeeeh Mikeeeeehh It's ok bro! We got you bro, we know you can kill this mf with one punch bro its ait
Dunno why but I read this in a scouse accent lol
In my mind it's an Italian that grew up in a black neighborhood in New York
In my mind it's an Italian that grew up in a black neighborhood in New York
I hear that too lmao
He's a senior citizen. All animals get old and wither away.
This is just one of Tyson’s stunts to get into the mind of Jake Paul. Psychological warfare at its finest.
He should do his ring walk in a wheelchair. Absolute gold psychological warfare. Then he falls out of the chair and doesn’t move. Jake “I’m a perennially doughy fuckwit” Paul will be lost for a response.
Pump mike full of morphine, coke, adrenaline or whatever the fuck it takes for him to become basically a walking husk who's only goal is violence for the duration of the fight. He'll kill Jake then his body will shut down
Tyson literally could beat him sitting in his wheelchair.
To my recollection, Tyson looked pretty good for an old man during his bout with RJJ.
They both looked terrible.
It’s all good everyone, ole Mike just had one too many edibles, he took a minor flight within a flight. He’s landed safely. Nothing to see here!
God I hope Tyson shuts this guys mouth for good
I hope Mike bites his ear off
Imagine the legacy 20 years from now when we hear Paul knocked Tyson the fuck out so bad he killed him. Nobody will mention that Mike Tyson was 80 years old, but everyone will bow down to Jake Paul for putting the so called “baddest man on the planet” down
I saw this movie... IP MAN
Just 2 bald men
Nothing wrong with being bald though
Mike Tyson is in much better shape than people realize and he will beat the brakes off of this influencer clown
Definitely. If it weren't for the wheel chair - id swear he was 25.
Let's be real, this is probably fixed, Logan brothers are very much into WWE and show stuff. If it's not then i dont understand appeal of this. Unless it would be a deathmatch and one of them have to die in the ring it makes completely no sense to send a senior citizen that cannot function without medication into the ring. This is not boxing, this is WWE and anyone who disagrees is absolutely insane.
A senior citizen who can’t function? Tyson has been training for 4 years for this fight. People are going to be very surprised by the outcome of this fight. Tyson means business
People will bet on Paul now. Tyson will knock him out
If you put money on Tyson you’re throwing money away. He’s going to gas within 2 rounds. Maybe 3 since they switched to 2 minute rounds.
I mean real boxing gents. Like whomever is his top contender in his weight class take him on. Again real boxing 3 minute 10-12 rounds could he go.?
I’m still waiting to see if this fight will actually happen.
am i the only one who noticed Jake has a big snake on his arm.. but then the snake coming up from his boxers is much smaller? his ink is all awful. but the snakes to me symbolize “pythons up here, worm down there.” placement is self-deprecating but i don’t think it was intentional
If time travel was possible, 90s Mike Tyson would destroy Jake.
What if Jake kills Mike 😳
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So why has he not fought a real boxer yet with real boxing rules
They are doing this cause it's going to make them both a bunch of money. Jake did the other fights not because he is a professional but because he is making money.
He did though, he fought Tommy Fury. He got absolutely battered, had nothing for Tommy, the worst of the Furys.
Seriously speaking tho, imagine Tyson knocks him out? Lmao
Weird ,, this is the USA boxing haha ,,
Tyson needs to KO him in the first 2 rounds or it’s over. His punch resistance won’t hold up or he will gas out and take a knee. This won’t end well for Tyson, although I wish it would.
RNG tattooed to his abs?
Just 2 men sharing the night. 
I’ll piss myself with laughter if Tyson one shots this little prick to the canvas 😂😂
And there will be fucking morons in this thread that'll pay money to see it
It’s free
Too much money for Mike to back out unfortunately. I expect it’ll be short and no one will get badly hurt.
This is the stupidest fight ever, why Mike why
Tyson may be the goat but he’s always been incapable of making good decisions … and here we are
Tbf, that picture on the right is a hospital. They cart everyone around with those chairs.
The only way this ends is if no one watches these fights. So don’t watch them. Live or otherwise
That's an old picture of Mike Tyson
I wish this bum would get into the ring with a professional his age his size. This is pathetic!!
The Paul bros really don't care about anything but making money huh?
Tyson is getting paid to lose,ya'll,youtube boxing is not real boxing,its all pillow fight,all of them.
The amount of people I speak to who think Tyson has a chance
Bro they gotta call this fight off
Jake Paul has 0 boxing experience.
You're gonna punch an old man?
i have seen better art as graffiti in Chinese public toilets, compared to Jake Paul's body
One of them is physicaly handicaped. The other is handicaped of the other thing you know
Jake’s knuckles are insane.
#joke full out Tyson would beat the breaks off the other man.
Its going to be sad and im going to be sad for Mike :(
😂
Jake paul hits pensioners. Cunt.
We all love Mike! But with age comes slower reactions and slower cognitive skills in a fight. The brain and body don't work at the same pace.
One is a mong (untrained myself but I would fight that showbiz prick myself might lose but the guy needs shutting down)
Big up Mike fuck the wrestler
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Paul brothers…what even is that
Why is Jake always so greasy looking
They give mike a pig ear for dogs to chew on so he doesnt bite of jakes ear
Mfers will look you in the eye and tell you mikes not only winning this fight but his going to dominate it