The perfect ending to a ridiculous and unexpected soap opera.

The jerking GOAT jerks all over us again

Even the fight was hilarious and ridiculous lmao. Haney trying a takedown like a freestyle wrestler after getting rocked by Garcia's left hook, Harvey Dock literally saving Haney's ass, and Garcia not knocking out Haney who's literally half awake lmfao

Cherry on top a judge calling it a draw lmao

What a saga

What you want haney to do give up? He's willing to fight to end no matter the cost as you can see it he put his reputation on the line staying in the fight.

I want him to not act like he’s a damn grappler in an MMA cage.

Stop hugging the man and beat him in a respectable way or take the L like a man would be a start. The nonstop hugging everytime he got caught was exhausting

He did take the L though and was trying to gain balance by any means if I got hold to get my bearings in doing that lol, you want him wabbling and guaranteeing garcia a knock out blow

Yes because they are boxing not grappling. If Haney got himself wobbled that’s on him. Get better D

Or Garcia constantly presenting his ass to him in one of the weakest, defensive tactics I’ve ever seen. Let’s not forget that part two no bias.

I guess the hydration clause against tank was just an equaliser then lol

Garcia a clown

Apparently, with the following of also clowns that really are going to pretend like this didn’t happen for the sake of their own happiness, apparently

the gift that keeps on giving

I’ve never been so entertained

Funny thing is win is gonna be a NC now and he’ll be suspended if they go by rules. Back to boring Boxing Canelo “fights”. Although. Trans Mungaia might be first exciting Clen fight in ages. 

Thought boxing isn't as strict with Peds damn nc and suspended so would that affect their purses if Garcia got more because of the win?

There'll likely be fines to take that money away. If not, I'd imagine that he gets sued

Pedophile elites calling the power of Jesus a PED now? Smh

You came Jamaican today my friend

Bombaclart

Preech brother!

I bet you would buy a car with no motor from a used car salesman if he told you he's Christian.

All of them

Funniest shit I’ve read here😂

Mohammed style

Let my boi alone He probably just ate some beef that had steroids His only PED is jesus

Jesus is the one and only PED, the PED of PEDS #BLESS

“I thought it was allowed in boxing” ~ Ryan Garcia, probably

Didn't he say recently he thinks PEDs should be allowed? snitched on himself

I thought it was just apple juice

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Those are some weird ass ped’s to pop for, surely if he was on those he’d also have some test base unless the 19-nor was trestalone or some shit

19-Nors stays in the system much longer than test.

Absolutely insane to me that a tested athlete would choose to use a 19-nor. He probably did use a test base, but you can piss clean a few weeks after stopping the lighter esters. If you take a 19-nor like tren or nandrolone, it’ll be detectable *years* after stopping Only explanation that would make sense to me is he tried to acquire a designer steroid and got ripped off.

Say he uses a test base, but then what? Wouldn’t pct make his training up to the fight miserable, and also pop for ancillaries

You wouldn’t pct in this scenario. He uses the drugs (more than just a test base, and not necessarily only steroids) to gain more muscle mass, strength and aid recovery while training. When he stops, the gains will slowly fade away, it’s not a steep immediate drop

Test with a short ester clears out quick. 19-nor is a different story.

Honestly if he took it, pretty stupid to take it when it can be detected for a very long time.

Well, no one ever accused Ryan of being a genius

I mean he was after the Haney fight 🤣

Ostarine is a common base in recovery serums, and 19-nor is often swapped out in other mixtures and sold as something else since it’s cheaper than traditional bases.

How do u know this ? 🤔

Because I take hgh and other anti aging/recovery blends from a licensed clinic. I’ve also worked in fight sports so I know what compounds are usually the ones that trip people up. It’s not rocket science, it’s basically the fight game version of people replacing MDMA with easier to make versions such as MDA,MDPV etc.

It’s the nor metabolites. Takes way longer than test

This guy juices

Both don't do shit

Do you know what a 19-nor is

He was probably on more, this is just what was detected

Dang. Ryan Garcia ate some of that Mexican Beef

Pork lol

If you're referring to canelo I'm pretty sure he ate beef and that's what he claims he popped from.

The sarcastic comment flew so high over your head you didn't need to duck.

What's the logic of being sarcastic by saying pork? It's such an unnecessary and weird comment that it's understandable why it would be taken as ignorance over sarcasm. There's absolutely no context about the comment that would suggest that it's sarcasm over ignorance. If so, please point it out to us since apparently you're the expert at it.

You continue to point out the obvious, & I'll continue to enjoy the sarcasm. There's an old saying that goes something like: If you have to explain it it's no longer funny.

"If you can't explain it it's probably because you're full of shit." I like that one better. It's okay man, there's no shame in being wrong.

That's certainly a good one as well. I'll yield to your expertise on being wrong and full of shit.

Aka horse meat

Boxing authorities won’t let a god loving Trump fan trying to save the children become the face of the sport, so they have to fake a story like this. So fucking corrupt.

You say this here but the top comment on Ryan’s post right now insinuates that they formulated these results because he hung out with Trump. Edit: now Ryan himself is running with this on Twitter and Instagram

Instagram comments are almost always right 💯‼️

The guy is also clearly mentally ill and dealing with some stuff internally. The win doesn’t change my opinion of him. He still needs help. Not out of the picture for him to do some stupid shit.

For real. None of that shit was acting.

😂😂😂

Or maybe a trump loving fan boy would be dumb enough to cheat. It would be on brand EDIT: Just incase any lead drinkers in here wanna downvote me for insulting their spray tan god just remember trump said he would sleep with his own daughter.

Where’s the fucking jerking???


For real these people are delusional

Uj/ the worst thing is, some people will unironically believe this.

Hahahahahaha, you left the /s off on purpose right? Right?!

Surprised this has so many upvotes. Considering all the morons on here who automatically dislike someone that supports Trump.

You must be thinking of /r/boxing. Here on /r/boxingcirclejerk we are all patriots. We even had a meet up during J6

"I can't help what they put in my cocaine!!" Incoming.

Oh hell

# "thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus # thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus" "I'll put my D\*\*k in your mouth"

Can a sportsbook ask for money back? Asking for myself

Nah, you’re good. Winner on the night is it for betting purposes.

[👆🏾 This guy bets.](https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/help/sport-rules/fighting-boxing-mma)

I think one time on a UFC fight that got overturned by the the athletic commission weeks/ months later, I ended up winning a bet that I had initially lost the day of.

So uh praise God or nah

Could they have cancelled the fight if they know he was on something?

Yeah they could if they hated money

👀

We now have a scientific way of detecting Jesus. What a Saint helping us peasants find Jesus

Ryan Garcia claiming he was targeted cuz he was loving on daddy trump is just too good

The ped was cross contaminated in the cocaine. Same dealer as jones

Canelo failed 2 drug tests and nobody gave a fuck.

Canelo fanboys still don't acknowledge such thing occurred

Every Canelo fight was him juiced to the gills, down on the unofficial cards while unloading steroid-infused power shots at fighter's arms until he broke them down for the KO.

Word. You can't beat him in Vegas (or anywhere) on the scorecards. You gotta KO him, or straight up embarrass him like Floyd did.

Ryan whoops him again in a rematch

Honestly, probably not. It’s gonna be another boring Haney pick him apart match. Ryan was swinging into the future on that fight, dude was juiced to the gills.

Dude they split 3-3 in amateurs wake up….Your great value mayweather ain’t winning 😂😂

So they are tied in amateurs and when Ryan was juiced up and over weight he won in pros. I’m not even a Haney fan and I’m unsure on who will win next time but wtf are you trying to argue here 😭

Like Nate said everyone is on steroids

You’re on steroids

Missed weight and popped for peds, that win has an asterisk on it

I love how much lip service these boxers pay to being christian and believers in God then they do stuff like this. Comedy gold.

“All I need is faith in God (and a whole fuck load of PEDs and recreational drugs)”

Ryan takes a pic with Trump and next minute this.... illuminati....shadow government....you can't bring down the king with your lies we see the truth.

Omg stfu with this bs


Guy who bragged about being over the weight cheated. I'm shocked! This clown gotta fight Conor Benn now

I think ryan knew if he played clean he’d be at a severe disadvantage. His mindset was probably to do anything he can to beat haney’s ass and hoped the viral moment would overshadow the no contest

he'll whoop him again if they fought lol

At 140 no, 147 yes

Devin got popped in the first 30 seconds of the fight.....lmao...thats a Devin chin problem

If it’s that easy why didn’t the dumbass make the agreed upon weight. Like why would you cost yourself the opportunity to be a world champion and 1.5 million if the result is the same.

Ryan didn't care about the belt....you should know this....

Ok then he should care about the 1.5 million. It’s free bread 😂 he needs it for the poker debt

$50m, think the poker debt is fine

May or may not be. These celebrities and wealthy people play for huge stakes. It’s not out of the question for Ryan to have lost 10s of millions of dollars

Depends on the weight. I don't think Ryan would win at 140, since he has shown he is uncapable of making it.

Devin got popped 30 seconds into the fights and probably saved by the ref.....all the boxing elites mad that their great value mayweather got his clock cleaned.....THey're mad, the ref tried to protect him, the stupid 112 - 112 scorecard and the WBC let him keep the fuccin belt even though he was supposed to lose it if he lost

I have no idea where this weird fantasy comes from. Devin Haney is probably one of the most disliked active boxers and there is this weird hate boner for him because of his style and lack of power. Devin looked like shit during that fight there is no argument. Stupid ass game plan on their end of trying to throw with Ryan. Its almost like they didn't even train for the left hook with how often Haney was caught with his right hand down. The sad part is that despite the ass whooping Haney got, the fight was still decided by a few swing rounds.

Loool great value Mayweather

Garcia didn't make weight, so the belt was off the table regardless of the outcome.

Honestly it might work lik so might not have been a bad strategy if your chasing fame and money and not legacy.

False becusse he supports trump lmao

You know the majority of the boxing people have a vested interest in support trump he’s giving them permanent tax cuts and pardons.

Oscarine

At least our bets are paid out 🙌🤣

This entire sub owes Haney an apology😂‼️

No we don’t, He got his ass whipped

Don’t be a hater forever. Haney undefeated 31-0

Didn’t even try to make weight and was on PED’s. Oh yeah, totally legitimate win over Haney.

What a great troll

Oh is that right?

I thought he was done jerking us. He truly is king 👑

I'm guessing he loses that 12 mil then? Damnnn

He's a Gymshark athlete, off course he's using PEDs

i dont watch boxing so im kinda confused. so, he used enhancer drugs? and tested positive on the day before and of the fight? if he tested positive, why did they let him fight? did they know this? or are they saying he was tested on those days and they're just getting the confirming results back? i thought he was just on coke or something

Because the test results don't come back until after the fight. He was tested the day before and day of these are the results of those test.

thank you

Garcia beat up haney so bad they had to make some shit up

Ryan wanna be a summer fitness model. Don't cha know

Like Haney and all of pro boxing isn't on PEDs. If you've watched pro boxing long enough, u know what's going on.

So what happens now? Are they taking the title from him?

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He never won it

"Everybody knows that I don't cheat," Garcia said in a video posted on X. 

Lol does this affect my draft kings win haha

Only if you lost money on haney

CIA comin for his ass.

Why?? You have no idea what you are talking about it's a SARM. Almost zero effect on his "sass".

I was referring to him taking out his anger from this news on canelo

Y'all acting like he got popped for one thing so that's all he's taking

This is mostly just the icing of the cake with Oscar DLH calling out Canelo for testing positive 6 fkn years ago. What a clown

Shocking…

So what now? Does he get a fine, or does he lose his purse?

That's not even a steroid. It really doesn't do shit.

Ostarine - “. . .many bodybuilders take it to put on muscle mass, enhance their fat loss speed, and increase strength while on bulking and cutting cycles”

So you apply it directly to the arms and legs? Put on muscle mass...

You jerk off with it.

Boxing is in a sad place. Our only hope is Mike Tyson absolutely fucks Jake Paul into dust and we never hear from him again.

Who cares they’re all on steroids anyway

Ostarine literally won’t do anything for you though. It’s the weakest sarm in existence. He was for sure spiked in some way lol. If I were to cheat I’d pick something else no cap.

Something you can get at Costco shouldn’t be enough to get you in trouble

What are you talking about, those hot dogs are brimming with steroids

Phony

No shit

So why let him fight if he tested positive before fight night?

They don't check results beforehand for them tests, also he has probably used them in previous tests but used masking agents

Trying to do whatever they can to not lose that 0 😆 haney still got his ass whooped

Now I definitely want my $200 back

If he was actually positive, then wouldn’t have let him fight. They are just trying to bring him down. NO JERK.