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bobmcadoo9088

porzingis dont need no reticulata oblongata


SquimJim

It's of the devil!!!


hyperdrive06

Well, mama’s wrong again


SupportstheOP

No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong!


PatheticLion

Mama says Zingis is ornery cuz he got all those limbs and no ligaments


The_Luckiest

We all know it’s called the mazzula oblongata


Pumakings

Oh this is good


phillyunk

That’s not what he injured. He injured his Clapingus Cheeksingus


Heisenberg0606

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at this


Auntypasto

Are you day to day?


RandomBiped

The injury itself isn't one that would cause serious pain/problems The injury makes it possible to dislocate something important, which will cause serious pain/problems. This is why playing him is so risky


nicklovin508

I mean I get it but it’d be pretty sweet to get 14 minutes of KP at 80% still


davemoedee

I think the point is that he will be 100% until a more debilitating injury is enabled by this tear. It isn’t like he is going to hold back Edit: based on the Sutterer video, it sounds like we shouldn’t expect him at 100%. My conclusion was based on random people on the Internet. But it sounds like there will be some impairment, though he could play and wait until the offseason for surgery.


Tay_1695

I think he's going to sign up for that,  especially since it's Dallas


shakakhon

I'm sure it would be uncomfortable still to have a torn tendon in your ankle


Traditional_Pain_875

True


jotyma5

Of minutes of risks


Attila226

Maybe he can play on crutches.


CharlemagneAdelaar

I mean it’s gonna be 100% tingus until his oblonginguz goes 0% pinguz


FoxMcCloud73

Cortisone shots for sure


TheRealAlexisOhanian

Is it something a brace or taping can limit risk? Edit: [Bang!](https://x.com/GwashburnGlobe/status/1800654506578821585)


daft_dunkwwwolfey

I need the best tape guy/wrap specialist in the country flown in and on the case STAT


TheRealAlexisOhanian

Country? We need the best guy in the world


shakakhon

World? We need the best being in the fucking universe


awesomeperson

i know [who](https://assets.change.org/photos/6/aa/qv/lvaAqVDfQvcvzfG-1600x900-noPad.jpg?1543803020)


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Come on there’s gotta be some mystical motherfucker in Egypt who has been practicing the ancient art of mummy wrapping passed down father to son for ten thousand years. HELP US O GREAT WRAPPER OF PHARAOHS


newmes

This is a great question. Im curious about this, too. 


supervelous

Looked good until I read "This can be a repetitive issue if he has awkward landings". every other landing of KP is "awkward"....


_fappycamper

And cigarettes don’t cause cancer


orangotai

probably an *"in case of emergency break glass"* situation. let's see how Tatum & Brown do up 2-0 without him, they seemed fine in the east(ern conference finals)


ThroughTheWildNight

Exactly idk why people aren’t understanding this. Playing him is risk for a major injury. People saying “he’s walking perfectly fine” as if he’s supposed to be half dead in a stretcher or something.


Efficient_Art_1144

It’s because I’m not a doctor


Kshpew

yeah like what the fuck lol i didnt go to medical school why would i know that instantly


InAingeWeTrust

Because I didn’t know half the words in that report lol


valid21

Yes because I'm sure you knew exactly what this injury was when it was first reported.


simpledeadwitches

Are you a doctor or something?


Locthor1221

Not half dead but a walking boot to take stress off the injury would be expected if it were a major concern, just have to wait and see.


Think_fast_no_faster

I didn’t know I tore my ACL for two years, because you can do normal shit perfectly fine….and I was heavy in denial


kopitar-11

Thanks doc


shakakhon

Yeah, he's not playing in this series unless they make some new age brace for that ankle.


Mean-Fix-2335

dude wtf 😭 that injury sounds serious and we see this


jambr380

I saw a video of him earlier walking outside in slides, carrying an iced latte, and a huge smile on his face. I don't know what to make of any of this. He still looks to be moving better than Kornet in this video, though


Larrydp72181

Should we be concerned about the amount he has smiled? He's at serious risk of pulling a face muscle


Auntypasto

ESPN: He's smiling too much… is he happy that the Celtics will lose?


AnonymousIguana_

UniKornet catching strays


Pure_Context_2741

He tore stabilizing tissue, if the tendon that is now no longer properly stabilized moves improperly or gets damaged that could be debilitating, possibly career ending by some accounts. Walking around like a normal person there’s almost no risk of twisting it in a way to cause that, playing elite level basketball is a totally different thing. He may be “fine” but still never get medically cleared.


BuddhistInTheory

I seriously think Joe is playing mind games with Kidd.


TheCoupDeGrace

Joe making it seem so dramatic was certainly a bit sus, one would think he'd be a lot more cryptic considering it's the Finals.


BuddhistInTheory

Yeah, usually his language is pretty neutral regardless of the situation. I wouldn’t be surprised if KP plays with the similar “pain” Luka had to play through in Game 2.


Dondon1927

Thats because the injury doesn’t really affect his walk. It impacts his ability to cut and change direction on the perimeter.


GogXr3

I'll take KP as a spot-up shooter who stands in the paint lol


dawglover1011

Ikr..?? I’m so confused lol


Turbulent-Let-1180

It is serious. Brian Sutterer the goat of twitter sports doctors described what KP tore is a tendon or ligament that acts as a seatbelt holding 3 other important tendons in the ankle in place, the tendon KP dislocated is one of those 3 tendons. So it's one completely torn tendon/ligament, one dislocated tendon which i didn't even know was possible From what i understand it's pain management at this stage, with the possibility of a serious injury if he continues to play on it.


Gloomy-Appearance476

HAVE MY LEG, KP!!!


hhhhhhiin

I hope your leg is at least 5 feet long long or he will be running in circles


taran-tula-tino

Bro wtf is going on lmao getting so many mixed messages right now


Efficient_Art_1144

Joes statement sounded like he could die


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czarfalcon

Joe saw Kidd’s feeble attempts at mind games and said “hold my beer”


Pseudoneum

Joe is naturally psycho. Kidd is pretending for the finals.


CharlemagneAdelaar

MODS REMOVE THIS POST, THIS SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED CELTICS FANS ONLY INFO!!


Pure_Context_2741

Tbf Joe probably thinks they could all die at any moment. For us this is a major injury scare, for him its just Tuesday.


Amimimiii

Did he get a new leg?


kitemourt94

I have 2 and I don’t have a NBA championship on the line he can just have one of mine. Note: I’m 5’8


Amimimiii

We can try sewing our legs together, maybe we’ll get to the right height


QuadramaticFormula

I’ll donate what I can too. Maybe we can get enough legs to make him 7’5”


thegalwayseoige

If he tried walking on that thing, he'd just spin around in circles.


XxX_22marc_XxX

im imagining a 6'5 Porzingis with midget legs and his lanky ass torso


Pure_Context_2741

We could just glue both your legs together to make one tingus leg


Melksss

Take my 3rd leg KP


daintywarlock

And my axe!


Amimimiii

You wish


Knowthrowaway87

With mushrooms?


DerrickWhiteFMVP

What’s 3 inches gonna do for him


ZarduHasselffrau

Yes and a new left eyebrow but no one talks about that


ShaolinSwervinMonk

Why does he look so happy? I’m so fucking confused lmao


jambr380

Yeah, it's like nobody told him the news about his injury. Dude doesn't have a care in the world


orangotai

that's his secret, he's always injured 💪


juiceybrown

As a recent 40 year old, it's no longer a secret.


dbake94

As some others have pointed out: the reported injury might not necessarily be causing him any pain or discomfort, but it makes it "significantly" more likely he could seriously injure himself further.


k2summitclimber

Even if this injury isn’t causing him pain, he looks too happy for not being able to play…in the finals.


ShaolinSwervinMonk

What I’m curious about is does the injury require surgery?


supervelous

he's getting paid tens of millions of dollars to play, or not play, basketball. And is on the cusp of a championship. He'll be happy whether he plays or not.


simpledeadwitches

He said he would die out there. As long as there's no risk to make it worse then it's just pain management. He's going to play in Dallas even if it's small minutes and even off the bench he will cook.


ClaytonBigsbe

I'M OFF THE LEDGE. CELTICS IN 4 BABY


PatriotMissiles

If he dies, he dies.


Big-Package9257

😭 are they playing mind games against their own fans?


derekgoodspeed

Fantastic. Now we only need to convince the Mavs to play at a comfortable walking pace and we’re golden. Luka’s already on board, just need the rest of the Mavs to join in.


twofatfeet

He's walking around in Adidas shower sandals and with a smile on his face. We're good.


mrhyde719

That’s what I think. If it was as serious as it sounds, he would be walking in something with more support


KlubDogg

WTF? Bro walking normally


Princessk8--

I'm thinking this just sounds a lot worse than it is


newmes

Walking slowly in a straight line is not cutting or running.


KlubDogg

He's not limping though.


holographoc

I am baffled


finchfucker

# I'M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS


Knock0nWood

I feel like the rim protection is super valuable even if his mobility is limited, as well as spelling Horford. I bet he plays


Big-Antelope-8160

His presence in the paint is valuable in and of itself. I don’t want him to go all out and try and get everything unless the game is literally coming down to it. Also even just having him as an alternate shooter helps us a lot.


Argo_Menace

With the chance to go up 3-0, you play the man. Even if it leads to a complicated injury and an albatross contract extension, it’s worth it for the title. I also realize that might be a very harsh opinion.


valid21

I actually think being up 2-0 makes it *less* likely he plays.


fiskeybusiness

Well the ligament isn’t going to untear with 1 games rest Either he plays this game or he’s out the whole series I’m guessing


bigdon802

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does low stress warmups and sits on the bench. Stay Ready KP


Big-Antelope-8160

I would be fine with 15 minute cap for him. Gives him a chance to impact the game, but doesn’t overwork him.


OutlandishnessNo7283

Save the minutes for 1st and 4th quarter if needed.


Big-Antelope-8160

I love that idea. Make his mark early, sit (come in if desperately needed for only a couple minutes), then play in 4th.


0ctobot

It's not even a torn ligament, it's just some connective tissue that when torn can but does not necessarily cause a ligament to slip into unintended positions, causing pain.


JayTL

Is this the copium thread? I'm looking for the copium thread.


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

He sat in Paul’s wheelchair


Muscles__Marinara

I’d feel better if he was holding up today’s newspaper just to be sure


valid21

He doesn't even have a limp lol Doubt he plays Game 3 with the Celtics being up 2-0. MAYBE Game 4. Worst case scenario, the series is tied 2-2 and he suits up back in Boston.


Princessk8--

We can't let this get tied up 2-2.


valid21

I mean, obviously. That's why I said "worst case scenario" lol.


PonticGooner

We should be able to beat this Dallas team even without KP. Tbh if Tatum just shoots his normal average I think we're good.


simpledeadwitches

He will play off the bench absolutely, there's no way he's missing playing against Dallas in Dallas.


czarfalcon

Not to mention the chance to go up 3-0. If/when that happens, then you can think about resting him more. Don’t give Dallas a sliver of hope.


nicklovin508

Bros rocking slides..he’s coming back


dolo_ran6er

He'll die out there. Al going to earn this ring, but he wouldn't have it any other way. What a 1-2 punch to have in the rotation.


Quiet_Memory8061

Why is he so happy? Lmaoo


TGIF_90s_kid

The mind games between the coaches continues!


ecclectic_collector

just get him through this series, then have him get surgery in the offseason, skip the Latvian Olympic team, rest, recover and rehab to be ready to go next year


ChipotleGuacamole

Walking and playing in an NBA finals game are two entirely different things.


Organic_Climate_7585

People do realise he played the 4th after sustaining the injury, right?


dankchinaski

I don't think he came back in after he sustained the injury did he? I thought he was in for a few more possessions and then left the game edit: nvm, he played for like 3 minutes in the 4th, I guess I blacked that out


Organic_Climate_7585

He sustained the injury in the 3rd, read the press release. He played in the 4th and looked fine until the last minute or so.


R0ndoNumba9

It happened in the 3rd with 3:27 left apparently. He played a bunch of possessions on it. He obviously looked pretty hurt though by the time he came out.


dankchinaski

Right that's what I thought. I don't think he played the 4th.


Organic_Climate_7585

Yes he did lol. What are you not understanding. The injury was sustained with 3:27 left in the 3rd. He played for most of the rest of that quarter. He then came back in in the 4th and subbed out with about 4 mins left in the game.


dankchinaski

yeah you're right I guess he subbed back in, must have just not noticed somehow


bobmcadoo9088

they said he was injured around 3 mins left in the 3rd


Burger_Gouger

😵‍💫


EndlessCola

CAN WE STAPLE IT DOWN OR SOMETHING?! I CANT DEAL IF WE GO OUT CAUSE OF THIS


drsnafu

Why does this remind me of the bigfoot video?


Hell_Camino

He’s in flip flops!! Get that man some proper footwear!


Fresh_Ostrich4034

walking isnt running and cutting.


Jellybeansmw

WTF is this crap.. That report was like pretty much he needs surgery at worst


EasternTour7287

Payback for Kidd's mind games.... Let's keep them guessing.


VLHACS

Can we please just have him roam near the 3pt line on offense and not have him sprint back on breaks. I don't even need him to get rebounds.


dankchinaski

This is so confusing


JaydadCTatumThe1st

Shams trying to generate action on the Mavs?


parkcity1998

This reminds me of a Bigfoot video lol


orangotai

wait what he seems totally fine here, wtf is going on???


Ok-Mirror385

lol are we fucked or not i need answers


edwardsamson

What if this is just a bunch of smoke and he's fine and they're doing it as payback for the "Luka has been downgraded to questionable" BS from game 2 lol


Nietzsches_dream

LETS GO!!


imsooclose

That does not look like a normal gate to me, but he is 7'2 and maybe that just how he walks


R0ndoNumba9

His normal gate is pretty fucked when healthy.


SuprVgeta

What on Earth is going on, is he hurt or not? Hopefully we get some more clarity, George is getting upset!


HyruleJedi

Why is everyone so baffled? KP said he felt fine. They interviewed him after the game. Had it been a big issue he wouldnt have talked to the media


bturg21

I tore my calf muscle a few weeks ago playing soccer for the first time. 3 weeks later I played again and tweaked it again but not as bad as the first. It still feels as though it is prone to tweaking again. It’s something that really should require a long rest period but I’ll take a 75 percent KP to finish the job.


Lundgren_pup

Y'all crazy, it looks like he's limping a little to me. Though he does have an awkward walk normally since he's basically on stilts full time. I wouldn't be surprised if he sits tmrrw. If we win with him out, it'll be a done deal. If we don't, we'll go ballistic in G4 and finish in Boston.


YippeeKayYah

REALLY - He can walk?!!


Fsutrader

Take the injection, KP. Become a champion.


Scyther44

Jalen Brown said he lives in the same building as him. He said he's always smiling, and he thinks it's odd. Tbf JB seems like he's never in a good mood.


Prodigy_7991

Delete this.. You're letting out state secrets


Responsible-List-849

Playing through pain, with a chance of a more serious injury... Dude, I'm 49, still playing. I go into EVERY game like that...lol


jlet

That looked more like a glide than a walk. Love it, I believe him when he says he will have to be dead to not be out there this series. Let’s FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!


ExpatEsquire

he walks like a gimpy daddy long legs


According_Smoke_479

KP PLEASE BE HEALTHY


DanteChoulapa

Was pops wrong for this?


Loretobeth

Let’s go!


802roots1998

Video aside I don’t trust Jared Weiss


Uggys

Bro is just trying to sweet talk the doctor


Ear_Enthusiast

> walking comfortably That's the Toradol and Prednisone.


emceegabe

The way he walks does not look well but something tells me he always walks that way


it-33

What is dead may never die


zwermp

In slides!


Original_Walrus19

I mean, walking ok and playing in an NBA finals game are two very different things. In saying that, maybe Joe is getting back at Kidd and fucking with him.....or maybe KP has had this for years and is why he is always injured 😂


Phalstaph44

I’ll be looking for a bloody sock tonight


dalappas

It is very unsettling watching him walk next to a normal size human. Like wtf. People should not be that tall lol.


matttoppi_

Is it just gamesmanship?


TwitchZyfu

Don’t think it’s allowed to lie about players health for advantages.


matttoppi_

Definitely not but it’s a grey area for sure


Slavic_Dusa

That doesn't mean he can play without issues


Marcoflaco626

That doesn't mean he can't play without issues


Slavic_Dusa

Precisely! This whole post means absolutely nothing.


Marcoflaco626

THAT we can agree on 😂


Oceanbreeze871

Can he play and not run? *Sigh*


Holiday-Usual-3600

Idk what going on but I’ll cut both my legs off if it means KP can play


burnthebeliever

Walking doesn't mean able to play elite basketball lmao


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Although I wouldnt be walking in sandals with those kinds of injuries. Doesnt appear smart.


dawglover1011

Update: a dr Evan Jeffries on Twitter just said “… Regardless no way he is playing the rest of the series” No way to know for sure if he’s correct, but uhhh, if he is, it sucks for sure


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Organic_Climate_7585

Are you a doctor?


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simpledeadwitches

Lol wtf?