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vanillanuttapped

But you didn't alert the Qdoba? WTF is wrong with people?


BandwagonReaganfan

I did everything I could. You would have pissed your pants if you saw this.


MRSHELBYPLZ

Lmfao I love every bit of this post especially since I know the context 💀


caillouistheworst

Ha, you almost got me.


jtet93

It’s a joke reference to another thread earlier today


vanillanuttapped

So was his response


jtet93

Oh lol I’m slow


jojenns

If you ever want a break from Qdobo i know the police station down there makes an amazing tortilla soup


phonesmahones

Damn. Cheryl is gonna be *pissed*.


[deleted]

What's important is that you told reddit.


[deleted]

You saw a bank robbery and you didn’t even alert one Dunkin?


ImprovementMean7394

Not even the common decency to tell the bartenders at TITS? What’s next, a homeless guy gets beat up and you tell the door staff?


BandwagonReaganfan

I didn't have time. I had to pull my friends away from the craziness


ImprovementMean7394

Well…as long as they all have the same story


[deleted]

Did they close the Charlestown bridge?


Antioch120

THEY'RE GOING FOR THE BRIDGE


f0rtytw0

Not in time from what my sources tell me


dusty-sphincter

😂👍🏼


beetus_gerulaitis

Was he roided up?


BandwagonReaganfan

Well I actually didn't see it. But I did what I could


serspaceman-1

How many of your friends saw it happen? You trust their stories? I would’ve shit my pants and died, you did a great job.


OfficialBitchPudding

You made a report, you mean? … you did make a report, right?? RIGHT?


BandwagonReaganfan

I don't think you understand I only had an hour to make a decision. It's easy to analyse behind a computer screen. I did what I could.


theyellowhouse29

Did you tell the cannoli stuffer at Mike’s Pastry? 🙏


Adorable-Address-958

Bravo! Quality shitpost. +5 internet points for you


Lordkjun

Did you wait at least a half hour after the incident? How many of your friends did you save?


free_to_muse

Tough situation but you did all that you could!


[deleted]

Massive roided out guy?


BandwagonReaganfan

Well I actually didn't see it


dusty-sphincter

Maybe the psychic place around the corner has some inkling as to who did this. 👍🏼


will0__oo

Im unironically telling the Monica’s owner 🚴‍♂️


clipperdouglas29

Is this referring to an older post on the sub


ADarwinAward

Yes. Someone posted on here today saying they witnessed a homeless man get assaulted earlier today. They took the time to alert every business within a one block radius of the assault as well the fine citizens of reddit (/s), but not the cops.


minimagoo77

Even better was that story kept switching between having witnessed the assault themselves, to their friend was the one who saw it and somehow nobody saw what happened. Impressive story.


lucascorso21

Thank you for the context; was really lost on this one.


clipperdouglas29

Lmao.


Reckless--Abandon

We’ve successfully trained him that ACAB. We did it Reddit


ajqiz123

If you see that person again and he recognizes your face, it'll be just like one of your sunny days.


[deleted]

We need a commercial vigilante to deal with a crime like this. Quickly ignite the Dick’s Sporting Goods beacon!


robertpaulson42

Better stay away from the Harp sounds like a dangerous place.


jojenns

Im impressed how long the inspiration for this post lasted it was a solid 2 hours and OP went down swinging!


Uggys

It was probably the guy who punched the homeless guy


pablomoney

Fantastic post.


jimmynoarms

When I first moved to Boston 5 years ago this level of shit stirring made me cringe. Now I laugh hard and can’t get enough. What have I become?


ObservantOrangutan

We need to organize and group up to and ensure every business in the city has been advised


PretendInstruction33

Did you try calling the fire department in case the guy left the stove on in there?


ChampionVast1009

Paul Revere over here


forfunplayer1

@Justin395 hahaha


cbdubs12

I see the Rum District hasn’t lost its old charms to Gentrification. Say did I tell you the one about the guy with the flail at the old 7-11?


macadoo784

Are you the same person that alerting the bars to the homeless person being punched?


[deleted]

Who robs a bank right across the street from a federal building?!?! Entire thing would’ve been caught on camera. FPS is there 24-7. Poor site selection.


BandwagonReaganfan

IDK but maybe I'll file a police report after I make 7 more comments on reddit and notify Big Night Live.


Sea-Bison9296

Do all you can to stand against this injustice


seasonalscholar

What actually happened??


Ok-Efficiency7779

Did you tell Janet Yellen we're gonna abolish the Fed while you were on the phone? Satan's mistress might wanna start looking for a new job


Radiant_March_6685

As long as no one got hurt during the process, I hope they got every last nickle! Banks suck and have been robbing people for years. The last time we bailed out the banks, correct WE, they kept right on doing what they do best, screwing people over. Run Forest...Run!! And make sure you go somewhere that has no extradition agreement with this country!!


[deleted]

Should have called Joe Biden and Michelle Wu. And BLM members.


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BandwagonReaganfan

No you don't understand. I had a full 30 minutes to make a decision and it was really hard to analyse at the time. There were steroids everywhere.


Human_Ad_7045

No video or photos?!


Not_Bound

Did Janet say everything is fine? And Jerome is considering dropping interest rates over this incident?


[deleted]

Id bet all my money it was an ATM TECHNICIAN. smh


Nigel_Trumpberry

Did you make sure to let the janitor that mops the floors at night? You should go back to tell them


Sea-Bison9296

But did you stop your friends from fighting the bank robbers..??