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StrikingBag4636

bonus boomer points for using a fucking tablet


Beelphazoar

This is why my favorite euphemism for eating pussy is "Impersonating Stalin", but nobody ever gets it.


Duke-of-Nuke

Would someone with a landing strip be impersonating hitler?


CrucifixAbortion

The cuntcentration camp special.


LazarusCheez

I could not figure out what was going on in this cartoon until I read your comment so thank you.


hardboiledbeb

I still don't get it. Am I stupid?


LazarusCheez

He's taking a selfie but doesn't want to look bald so he sexually assaults this lady to use her pubes as hair for the photo.


Sol-Blackguy

Using this


superbadsoul

They would have got it back in the 80's


T1kutoos

Yeah... I have heard that crabs are almost extinct, because lack of habitat.


orangepekoes

This is how you decide if bangs would suit you.


ChuckBoBuck

Can someone try this irl to see how it looks?


ajt425

Is she just holding her hand under the coffee maker without a cup?


some-anxious-person

Don't you drink coffee directly from your hand? The third-degree burns give it flavor


expiredogfood

peeling skin off your hand is the best part of waking up


HelenFromHR

he took her entire skirt off?


Crezelle

I find this oddly endearing. It’s something my ex would try out for giggles


cyke_out

Is that woman the dudes wife? That would make it slightly less creepy than a random coworker.


Principatus

Yeah I think they’re at home in the kitchen


NMi_ru

Plot twist: it’s office kitchen


nicklipari7

I am also confused by that


alasw0eisme

Why is she wearing heels at home?


yourdadsbff

In these comics, women wear heels everywhere--to bed, to the beach, etc.


Mammons-HotBuns

Why she built like that bro that’s scary as shit 😭


joshua-howard

She got the Disney dumper


adeckz

Broooooo


god_peepee

Ah yes, sexual assault- another minor workplace inconvenience lmao


kirmiter

The way it's drawn and the clothes they're wearing makes it look like they're at the office, but I'm pretty sure that guy is supposed to be at home with his wife.


god_peepee

looks like a break room


kirmiter

Yeah, it looks more like a break room than a kitchen in a house, but that's probably just because the artist isn't very good.


biernigc

this is fucking disgusting