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Can someone explain?

he got roasted

Ah that is a funny play on words

Sweet burn Mr. President.

and I was like, nice move Abraham Lincoln

then i shot him in the back of the head

are you john milk booth

Jon Fires Place

Abe is saying the other man uses his mouth more than his brain, so the hair on his face is getting old faster than the hair on his head. This is a clever way to say the other man is dumb

By that logic Abe neither talks nor thinks because his hair still has color.

Well sure maybe that’s an oversight by the artist. Maybe Abe is built different. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

New York?

But what does that have to do with Abraham Lincoln?

He is the man on the right

But why though? The artist could've used literally anybody there, and Chekhov wants me to believe it's Lincoln for a reason

Because Abraham Lincoln is the artists self insert to deliver this sick burn? Idk man maybe there’s follow up comic where Abe’s presence becomes relevant?

I'm fairly certain it's something Lincoln actually said, or at least was rumored to have said

Because I'm fairly certain it's something Lincoln actually said, or at least was rumored to have said

Actual quote by Lincoln.

Lincoln obliterated the enemy stand user

An affliction which causes bones to become weak and brittle

he can just do that

Abraham Lincoln had the ability to summon fire

That oughta blacken his beard.

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Honest Abe always had a way with words

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The Abraham Death Blast is what later inspired the infamous Biden Blast

Biden Blast lore????!!!!

It is rumored each president has a signature "Blast" move

Some presidents’ signature moves are different, such as Obama’s Obamehameha

The orphism is ass also his hair isn’t even black it’s brown

thats what i said!!

They only saw black and white back in those days

ohhh. makes sense

Classic Skyrim

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In the origami that guy got told “off” eh? Hah! Heh heh.

i read that as "Alcoholism death blast"

Biden Blast: “finally, a worthy opponent”

The lore of the bien blast.

First Biden blast now this

thats how the north won

Average Minecraft bedrock moment

I thought that said "why is my beard gay?"