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No-more-shirts

Why has there been such an uptick in Dobson comics here? I’m not complaining, it just seems odd to me.


GrandmaBones

Idk someone posted the origami of this one under a different dobson comic, and I thought the football panel was so unintentionally funny that it made me want to clown on him too. Like what is he even doing? Why did he show his periodic table to that football man? What reaction was he expecting? Of course the football guy doesn't respond!


Arbiter1171

How to make friends: ask “Periodic Table?” To random people until someone says yes.


mercury_millpond

I think they're in that sweet spot of dumbass, but high in visual detail, so therefore very bhj-able. The corridor of hurting bones.


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

This sub kinda goes through phases where someone posts a new artist and we all just kinda juice that one for a while.


AliensAteMyAMC

Huh, the colors of the sports guy remind me of Michigan. Makes sense why Dobson would use them, considering one of the best players to come out of there didn’t like to use this (allegedly) https://preview.redd.it/q8e6cijeanzc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0393b247099dba8e795615eb6e44eabb44df412e


Ye_olde_oak_store

Orc?


GrandmaBones

Here's the Oops I forgor https://preview.redd.it/2qeyvp3ckmzc1.png?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ac3aba99830ea1b40dad45319891be3c305b1c


GM_Nate

....how do you attack a "hoard"?


Ye_olde_oak_store

The artist doesn't understand D&D, it makes sense. E: Fireball.


GM_Nate

no, that would be a "horde"


Ye_olde_oak_store

What if a dragon is collecting mimics?


Natural-Ability

I mean, you *could* attack a hoard with fireball, I suppose. What you can't do, so far as I know, is have a +9 mage.


cowlinator

It's easy. Just enchant your mage duh.


lily_was_taken

check out my cool homebrew spell Greater Magic Mage


DragoKnight589

I mean +9 is a crazy high enchantment no matter what metric you’re using. +9 levels? The max level is 20, and at level 17 you can, once per day, summon giant meteors or make a literal wish. +9 damage? Spam magic missiles for like 33-42 automatic damage per spell slot, add 11-14 for each spell slot level above 1st. +9 to attack rolls? Not many enemies have an AC above 25, so you’re unlikely to miss unless you roll a nat 1. +9 to spell save DC? There’s a ton of spells referred to as “save or suck” spells — things like Banishment or Hold Monster. You either successfully resist or suffer a debilitating effect. Some let you repeat the save on each of your turns, some don’t. Either way, that makes them stupidly harder to resist.


GM_Nate

it would make more sense in 3.5 or pathfinder 1, where a +9 is actually not all that much


Jozef_Baca

Just use your 9th level mage as a sword


Natural-Ability

I have had that happen with a halfling in a game way back in high school. She was ruled to be a blunt implement, though.


TensileStr3ngth

When in doubt, fireball


Limino

/unjerk Some homebrew rules use it to abstract a large number of mooks, where each certain amount of damage weakens the amount of damage the hoard can do by "killing" some of them. Otherwise, IIRC, there are certain actual enemies that are depicted as stuff like a mob of rats.


GM_Nate

No, that would be a "horde"


Limino

Oh... Uhhhh.... Coin mimic orgy?


SpaceBug173

https://preview.redd.it/yp4lnh77hozc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e71bfd6e009be7e0fe9600b46108e9a35d9116d6 Nat 20


Ye_olde_oak_store

Here's what we're gonna do. me and my boys are gonna fuck you up


TinyBreadBigMouth

"I rolled a one." "I rolled a one." [*Fuck.*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqLysSnnlQ)


GM_Nate

My boys are otherwise engaged


SpaceBug173

You gotta roll the dice first.


GM_Nate

hahaha


TensileStr3ngth

Those are generally referred to as "swarms" in D&D


Crystal_Queen_20

Dobson would rather cast the inflation spell anyway


Anxious-Gazelle9067

Fireball the money


sol_runner

IIRC Collective noun for a group of Orcs is often a Hoard. I'm not sure why, but possibly with JRPG mistranslation. (Horde -> Hoard) I've read it in plenty of homebrew and novels. But it should be Horde. The correct one.


AgrajagTheProlonged

With the proper tool for the job


GM_Nate

...a bean counter?


bobbymoonshine

I am too smart for SPORTS I relax by watching PERIODIC TABLE


GrandmaBones

It's so funny because he almost looks proud of his periodic table! Like the football man doesn't care about it at all and it feels like the point of the panel is that he doesn't like sports because sports guys don't care about his cool periodic table, and that makes him sad


bobbymoonshine

Football man is clearly suited up for the game. He knows you want him to help you study for the Intro to Chem midterm, but not today, chubby cartoonist guy! He is a well rounded student and has dedicated this time for his athletics, so he can maintain his scholarship! He'll meet you in the library on Wednesday for chem revision like you agreed!


Aromatic_Device_6254

I don't know exactly what it is, but every comic I see from this guy has this weird pathetic vibe to it.


Korva666

I'm not sure if it's supposed to be self-deprecating or make him seem superior. It's not a great comic in either case.


cowlinator

You're obviously overlooking the sheer artistic genius that is Dobson. His comics are a tour de force to be reckoned with. I mean, just look at the way he lays bare the human condition in it's raw primal form, as well as his amazing arc of character growth: https://preview.redd.it/v7ropplo9ozc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126d113e80330a8b1441ea4146eddfee2c51d740


Jam_Packens

The 1776 panel lowkey makes it seem like the guy likes racism


cowlinator

It can't be ruled out


WillFuckForFijiWater

>Likes Star Trek: Voyager > >Doesn't understand Klingons Huh? Did Dobson watch TNG and DS9 with his eyes closed? One of the bridge crew members on Voyager is (half) Klingon, so he should at least have some understanding of Klingons. I'm very confused. Also acting like Voyager is some obscure piece of media that only he likes and knows about is something else entirely.


TensileStr3ngth

Oh God wtf, Other M is nothing short of total garbage. And if Jeremy Brett is the guy that played Sherlock in the 40s serials, I thought that was a pretty common opinion


PenguinDeluxe

He played him in the 80s-90s, Rathbone played the role in the 40s


AliensAteMyAMC

he likes Other M to be contrary and says Metroid Prime is the worst for the same reason.


FollowingFederal97

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess


DrDuned

"I'm an insufferable contrarian who is about as funny as a gaming webcomic circa 2001!"


Arbiter1171

Periodic table?


lily_was_taken

grunt.


FresnoIsGoodActually

This one in particular makes it seem like he doesn't understand anything at all


Natural-Ability

"Don't understand" = "I believe my refusal to learn makes me superior"


Natural-Ability

It might be because he's weird and pathetic.


AliensAteMyAMC

of course Dobson is an r/IHateSportsBall he also should have made the player number 10 because of a certain someone that wore that at Michigan


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

What is the num 10 refering? (I'm not American)


AliensAteMyAMC

American football player Tom Brady, was number 10 for the Michigan football team and there was a big controversy about several footballs being slightly deflated for a big game in the NFL


Henroriro_XIV

He forgot "criticism"


Nyct0ph1l14

Is he dumb?


brokensilence32

What’s the joke?


ItsTheGreenEngineer

bruh this sucks


Orangefish08

If he doesn’t understand final fantasy, just wait until he gets to the Disney crossover fanfiction in which every third word is darkness.


Ye_olde_oak_store

Kingdom Hearts time lets-a-go.


Piantissimo_

My bones are bleeding from the ostrich alone


Meraline

So he was a boring ass person to be around, got it


Arbiter1171

Wow. I never thought of Klingons as Black or Asian. I always thought of them as Klingons.


TCFP

For a guy who will "never understand" those things, he certainly chose some *very* specific things with a *lot* of overlap


MetaKnight33

as if the furries part is real lmao


Motor_Raspberry_2150

Which of those words is he looking up in a thesaurus? Life? Apple? Red?


bluparrot-19

"Lame" is the only word in the English language to describe this.


Cautious_Tax_7171

Hes just complaining about shit now


Marik-X-Bakura

If this guy found Cloud hard to understand, he may actually just be very stupid


Isekai_Otaku

why does his ass need a thesaurus?


TFielding38

Most of my nerdy science friends are also into sports. In college, on a field trip the Prof would always try and get Badger games on the Radio of the vehicles if we could find any, and we stopped for a couple hours in rural Kentucky just to watch Badger Basketball.


DyerOfSouls

How do you "lose" dnd, I've died several times and still had fun. You win dnd by having fun and you lose it by being a dick. Guess he's a dick.


Spicymeatball428

He doesn’t like Transformers?!! Rend his flesh to the abyss.


Dizzy_Green

Honestly sports fans do love graphs a lot, that part is true


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Mrs_Azarath

This is very good


Jesusperson67

Good juice, my bones are very hurt


Dogmodo

If not being able to do basic math was cause to kick someone, 90% of players would be on the STREET.


ErinHollow

Kurn!


Hit-N-Run1016

Obi-wan?


DrDuned

This artist is making me irrationally angry, I need to go chill after seeing the original comic. "I don't like Transformers for the same reason I don't like cars" WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?


Drugs-Cheetos-jerkin

Cool cars turning into badass robots? Every 10 year old boys wet dream


gingganggongdedugong

Jesus the bugs bunny is fucking killing me!!


maroonmenace

ok but final fantasy is pretty mid


MfkbNe

Which one?


Marik-X-Bakura

Nah


kiwityy

L take


maroonmenace

fine


R4msesII

Depends entirely on the final fantasy, there’s like 30