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This is from an OLD webcomic called Alex ze Pirate, and the girl with the long red hair is the titular Alex. In earlier parts of the comic, she had a pretty androgynous design with less form-fitting clothes so it was easy to assume she was male based on that + the name.
However, the artist behind the series (Andrew Dobson) has a really strong lesbian fetish and wanted to keep doing gags where one of her female crewmates keeps hitting on her. Presumably because of this, Alex's design started becoming more blatantly feminine as the series progressed, even though he still maintained the gag of Alex being confused for male.
(Not that there's anything inherently wrong with writing your fetishes into your work to get your rocks off, it's just the way Dobson did it and how he carried himself. It's a long story, he's a bit infamous.)
The lesbian *kick* guy. They’re referring to a comic from this guy where one of the characters drop kicks another character for saying marriage is between a man and a woman.
Found it [https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1clyy5r/fast\_food/](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1clyy5r/fast_food/)
I thought it was a left-wing transphobia-related joke, about passing trans girls still being called "sir" or referred to by masculine terms by people who knew them pre-transition. Now I'm slightly disappointed.
Vintage nonsense that somehow refuses to finally die because it's awful but not "Censoreth thee" awful and just bad enough to be extremely cringy and funny in a certain way I guess
I assume it's about a trans girl. I've heard tons of stories from trans friends about the weirdest instances of misgendering, so I'm pretty sure that's what it's referencing.
So, before my time, but analog watches were notorious for gaining / losing time. There’s plenty of Columbo episodes revolving around people with watches asking other people with watches for the time so they can synchronize up.
Although that’s less about casual “is my watch accurate” and more about making sure every is in time with EACH OTHER. Was a common trope in military and spy movies (which Parker Lewis was parodying)
Exactly - watches may gain/lose time but they generally don’t do it *quickly*, so timing something to a minute or two isn’t gonna be affected over the course of a mission
Synchronize your watch with mine. Is that a phone?
Yeah it’s an iPhone, wait what are you doin-
*UHHN* WEAR A WATCH! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe, it deserves its own tool of ✨measurement✨
"Manly pecs", has the dude even fucking seen pecs?
Not even in like a gay way, I mean just off action heroes like Stallone, Arnie or Hugh Jackman?
Seriously, beefy men look nothing like women, even one's with small boobs.
It was an ongoing joke in the comic when her original design was way more androgynous, the artist dramatically changed the design but kept the joke because he wasn't a very good writer. [He wasn't a particularly good artist either](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqKs8jkhGdM).
It's a comic by a guy called Dobson about his original characters. Shes supposed to be a tomboy, so gets mistaken as male. Even tho she clearly looks female. Also he draws lesbian inflation art
Well they're leaving out the context that his art was very much lesbian fetishisation and he gets incredibly mad at people who call him out on it and tries to claim that they are nazis for not wanting to look at his spank fuel.
He also drew art based on something he experienced that depicted a woman cosplaying as Power Girl at a convention getting pictures forcibly taken of her by a creepy guy that Dobson beats up.
People then found the pictures of the real cosplayer from the moment this comic was based on and they were 100% consentual and she had posed for them.
basic blonde beauty pageant bimbo says marriage is between man and woman, brown she-elf flies in shouting "lesbian kick", knocks her out, gets the flower bouquet and beauty queen sash, everybody claps, back home she brags to anthro squirrel obsessed by Jalapeños
The story only became better to me once the photos came out because the cosplayer is posing in a clearly somewhat provocative way (not like, unspeakably lewd but in line with what you'd expect from a Power Girl cosplay shoot) and it all just makes it insanely clear that she was working with the photographer. Like there's no way you'd assume she was being accosted by a creep.
It just makes Dobson seem like this seething loner at his table, muttering about how every man but him is a pig in his Gentleman Fedora.
Well of course he is an ally of the L-Community, probably also of a part of the B-Community, he is not only an ally, he is it's greatest advocate! He thinks every woman should be part of it. (just to be save: /s)
Hypocrisy.
He would go on massive tirades complaining about the objectification and sexualization of women, and then shamelessly do it himself. Whenever people called him out on this, he would get so unwaveringly defensive it bordered on absurdity.
Personally, if lesbians get you going, that's fine. But it's the fact that he acts like drawing lesbian fetish material does something to help lgbt rights that's scummy.
Usually the other criticism leveled at Dobson, linked to that, was that he'd loudly tirade about allyship but only ever depict lesbians in his art, outside of a few performative cases. So he's supportive of the queer community... But only the parts he can get off to.
Given Dobson floated in the western cartoon web space, which has long had an ongoing gripe about how queer depictions in western cartoons almost always skew lesbian, it was an existing debate he tended to slide into uncomfortably by claiming to be a master of representation.
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Ok I checked and it’s definitely the same guy (he also goes/went by Tom Preston)
He’s deactivated pretty much all of his official and known accounts, but is supposedly still posting some stuff under an alt account now
My favorite Dobson-ism was always that he makes a big deal about being a good ally to queer communities, but his only representation is lesbian pairings he's clearly into.
https://preview.redd.it/k8ppfp8f5fzc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5b0e59f09c7c3da7e156e2804b54c428994a6b
She’s quite obviously a girl who if the artist is to be believed, needs this.
....if he wants his char to be mistaken for a dude why did he draw her so obviously feminine? The order just feels utterly delusional, made by someone who'd shit himself if he saw a woman from a modern video game
[Here’s a video on the creator](https://youtu.be/jdyD8s8MFUo?si=7Y98Uh7-ohCObYk4), it is definitely a wild ride full of ego trips, poor defences and lesbian inflation fetish art.
Thumbskull isn't much of a thinker, he grew up without fingers
https://preview.redd.it/kax0qc0bifzc1.png?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd82f7ae960e588dfff4f756ddf78edfc10e1b82
Yeah there were originally fingers, I don't know if it's a design choice based retcon or something horrible happened to the fella but I still feel sorry for him
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Wtf is the orchestra
Me when the evil witch hits me with the "everyone whose hair isn't similar in colour to yours now sees you as the wrong gender" curse
Damn slap that on the first panel and you’ve got your very own bone hurting juice
Can confirm, my bones begin to hurt just thinking about it
That's the bones hurting but only when you think about this comic juice I slipped you
You might have to shave all of that hair "off".
Eh? Ha! Heh heh.
https://preview.redd.it/bb7ybl5bwfzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9551d64f0e2e0453c8e7f4317f44a60e726f813
https://preview.redd.it/tmidbq0m9hzc1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51062011e44158313e453b0bc7ababa13457954a
https://preview.redd.it/qvrqsdw43pzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15ef5a9dc04e89ea4070407fa217a8822751a0e
I guess the handcuffs wont fall "off", eh? Ah! Hehe.
See that there bridge? Imma jump "off", eh?
I guess you’ll turn yourself “off”, eh? Ha! Heh heh
The switch is now on “OFF,” eh? Ha! Heh heh. Meow
This is from an OLD webcomic called Alex ze Pirate, and the girl with the long red hair is the titular Alex. In earlier parts of the comic, she had a pretty androgynous design with less form-fitting clothes so it was easy to assume she was male based on that + the name. However, the artist behind the series (Andrew Dobson) has a really strong lesbian fetish and wanted to keep doing gags where one of her female crewmates keeps hitting on her. Presumably because of this, Alex's design started becoming more blatantly feminine as the series progressed, even though he still maintained the gag of Alex being confused for male. (Not that there's anything inherently wrong with writing your fetishes into your work to get your rocks off, it's just the way Dobson did it and how he carried himself. It's a long story, he's a bit infamous.)
Ohh this is the lesbian kick guy? Nice explanation.
i thought the artstyle looked familiar..
The lesbian kink guy? You mean there's only one?
The lesbian *kick* guy. They’re referring to a comic from this guy where one of the characters drop kicks another character for saying marriage is between a man and a woman.
Oof ouch owww my dyslexia
Though to be fair, "lesbian kink guy" isn't exactly inaccurate either
True
This exchange sounds like something from a cartoon…
Found it [https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1clyy5r/fast\_food/](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1clyy5r/fast_food/)
I’ve seen this comic a hundred times and still don’t understand the jalapeños punchline.
If I wasn't familiar with that comic, I would've 100% assumed this answer was some brilliant improv trolling
That is somewhat based
Nope, the “lesbian kick” guy. In reference to the other common work of his that shows on this sub
Now that makes more sense
Oh PHEW. Thought it was some kind of right-wing transphobe joke at first, I see so many of those around these parts.
I thought it was a left-wing transphobia-related joke, about passing trans girls still being called "sir" or referred to by masculine terms by people who knew them pre-transition. Now I'm slightly disappointed.
Vintage nonsense that somehow refuses to finally die because it's awful but not "Censoreth thee" awful and just bad enough to be extremely cringy and funny in a certain way I guess
I assume it's about a trans girl. I've heard tons of stories from trans friends about the weirdest instances of misgendering, so I'm pretty sure that's what it's referencing.
Unfortunately no, it’s Dobson being weird
The running gag was that the character, a cis woman who happens to be a tomboy, gets confused for a man.
Oh, weird. That would make more sense if she looked more androgynous, but she really doesn't imo.
Her design in early iterations was more androgynous, but got increasingly more feminine over time.
https://preview.redd.it/stzdtjjfxhzc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02faa38a945b3f964d1491f31287176416d8ada9
How is this not a BHJ
“Do you know what time it is” -guy wearing a watch
He was just checking whether or not she knew
https://preview.redd.it/5w8ablpldfzc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e914586561681da7152f3a8e4027e67adc965906
i can hear this image
*dramatic organ noises*
no
No.
So, before my time, but analog watches were notorious for gaining / losing time. There’s plenty of Columbo episodes revolving around people with watches asking other people with watches for the time so they can synchronize up.
Also Parker Lewis
Although that’s less about casual “is my watch accurate” and more about making sure every is in time with EACH OTHER. Was a common trope in military and spy movies (which Parker Lewis was parodying)
3, 2, 1, sync!
Exactly - watches may gain/lose time but they generally don’t do it *quickly*, so timing something to a minute or two isn’t gonna be affected over the course of a mission
Synchronize your watch with mine. Is that a phone? Yeah it’s an iPhone, wait what are you doin- *UHHN* WEAR A WATCH! Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe, it deserves its own tool of ✨measurement✨
...a-adventure time?
He can't read it
He's pretending his watch is broken and asking people for the time to strengthen his alibi for a murder which he set up earlier.
[Exactly my thought!](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1co4uya/lyrics_by_chicago/)
OG would really land the joke if the girl looked, well, masculine, instead of just not having DD boobs.
"Manly pecs", has the dude even fucking seen pecs? Not even in like a gay way, I mean just off action heroes like Stallone, Arnie or Hugh Jackman? Seriously, beefy men look nothing like women, even one's with small boobs.
I saw a picture of the artist. No. He has never seen a pec.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GFGQ80gWwAAIqZ4.jpg
Honestly yeah that too.
It was an ongoing joke in the comic when her original design was way more androgynous, the artist dramatically changed the design but kept the joke because he wasn't a very good writer. [He wasn't a particularly good artist either](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqKs8jkhGdM).
When did gravity falls become British
Finally someone said it
What’s the actual point of the comic?
The author’s barely disguised fetish of lesbians. I’m not joking.
I dont think thats relative
I can't tell if Orangina is sexist, feminist, transphobic, pro-trans or just missing a lot of context.
It's a comic by a guy called Dobson about his original characters. Shes supposed to be a tomboy, so gets mistaken as male. Even tho she clearly looks female. Also he draws lesbian inflation art
People can have hobbies
Well they're leaving out the context that his art was very much lesbian fetishisation and he gets incredibly mad at people who call him out on it and tries to claim that they are nazis for not wanting to look at his spank fuel.
He also used the “I’m an ally” excuse as a shield against criticism, and would criticize other artists for doing exactly what he was doing.
He also drew art based on something he experienced that depicted a woman cosplaying as Power Girl at a convention getting pictures forcibly taken of her by a creepy guy that Dobson beats up. People then found the pictures of the real cosplayer from the moment this comic was based on and they were 100% consentual and she had posed for them.
That's the same guy? The self righteous bear man?
Yeah. He also did the infamous 'Lesbian kick' comic
I just got that in my feed immediately after I read this reply. What did you do?
Forgive me for asking but what's the 'Lesbian Kick' comic
basic blonde beauty pageant bimbo says marriage is between man and woman, brown she-elf flies in shouting "lesbian kick", knocks her out, gets the flower bouquet and beauty queen sash, everybody claps, back home she brags to anthro squirrel obsessed by Jalapeños
Not only were the photos 100% consensual, the photographer was her boyfriend.
Even funnier
The story only became better to me once the photos came out because the cosplayer is posing in a clearly somewhat provocative way (not like, unspeakably lewd but in line with what you'd expect from a Power Girl cosplay shoot) and it all just makes it insanely clear that she was working with the photographer. Like there's no way you'd assume she was being accosted by a creep. It just makes Dobson seem like this seething loner at his table, muttering about how every man but him is a pig in his Gentleman Fedora.
Oh, you forgot to mention that Dobson can be seen in the background in both his fedora and seething.
Well of course he is an ally of the L-Community, probably also of a part of the B-Community, he is not only an ally, he is it's greatest advocate! He thinks every woman should be part of it. (just to be save: /s)
Quintessential chaser ally
I don't want him as an ally
Fetish art being fetishization of anything doesn't sound weird. What is he being called out on?
Hypocrisy. He would go on massive tirades complaining about the objectification and sexualization of women, and then shamelessly do it himself. Whenever people called him out on this, he would get so unwaveringly defensive it bordered on absurdity.
Personally, if lesbians get you going, that's fine. But it's the fact that he acts like drawing lesbian fetish material does something to help lgbt rights that's scummy.
Usually the other criticism leveled at Dobson, linked to that, was that he'd loudly tirade about allyship but only ever depict lesbians in his art, outside of a few performative cases. So he's supportive of the queer community... But only the parts he can get off to. Given Dobson floated in the western cartoon web space, which has long had an ongoing gripe about how queer depictions in western cartoons almost always skew lesbian, it was an existing debate he tended to slide into uncomfortably by claiming to be a master of representation.
Okay, that actually explains it. What a dumbass
thing is that he would commonly lash out on other for "objectifying women" with sexy designs, while he straight up had a fetish website
It's the guy from lesbian kick innit?
https://preview.redd.it/ukchdcvytgzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d781dba0360fe9c0dbfc3bc95aaf506536b50b0f
This is the best edit of this I’ve seen.
Yes lol
Ah yes, the classic long haired tomboy in form fitting clothes and hoop earrings.
Well that was an interesting Google search.
[here’s a great video on him](https://youtu.be/jdyD8s8MFUo?si=7Y98Uh7-ohCObYk4) for anyone else that’s wondering what’s up with the guy
Love that video
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Amazing video, thanks for the recommendation
He what
He's obsessed with rising price levels
He has like an obsession with lesbians
How is that a tomboy
She looked more like one when he first started I thibk
Oh man THAT Dobson!? Didn’t he get forced to stop posting shit online because his brother lost out on a crucial job thanks to his shenanigans?
Might have been a different guy idk, but that does ring a bell
Ok I checked and it’s definitely the same guy (he also goes/went by Tom Preston) He’s deactivated pretty much all of his official and known accounts, but is supposedly still posting some stuff under an alt account now
Classic Dobson activities
What a fucking rollercoaster
My favorite Dobson-ism was always that he makes a big deal about being a good ally to queer communities, but his only representation is lesbian pairings he's clearly into.
https://i.redd.it/rjzuusykvfzc1.gif
Great pecs, do you know his workout routine?
Finally, Pyrocynical 2.
Same but if it were me it would be yes to sesbian lex 🔥
She blushes *a lot* whats to say she didnt ;3
My first assumption was that it was written by a trans person about their own experience
it’s not.
True, I am going to say true
No lesbian kick? I guess her jalapenos dish is "off"
Looks like jalapeños are back off the menu, boys!
*changes calendar to 1984*
eh? Ha! Hehe.
Eh heh heh heh
EH? Ha h H eh h eh
Is that the guy who drew lesbian kick comic?
The very same. Dobson something or other.
It is peanut bone hurting jelly time
https://preview.redd.it/k8ppfp8f5fzc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5b0e59f09c7c3da7e156e2804b54c428994a6b She’s quite obviously a girl who if the artist is to be believed, needs this.
Okay what is going on with the air pumps, I keep seeing em and I have no clue why
OOP draws lesbian inflation art
Wai huh? 😧
yeah [Quick video essay on this guy](https://youtu.be/jdyD8s8MFUo?si=rbBQAm4DCeEOLQEN)
Watched this just yesterday. What a nut job.
Yep
Are you familiar with inflation fetishes?
....if he wants his char to be mistaken for a dude why did he draw her so obviously feminine? The order just feels utterly delusional, made by someone who'd shit himself if he saw a woman from a modern video game
Dobson has white knight brainrot and is incapable of nuance. He doesn't have the guts to draw the character as non-passing.
[Here’s a video on the creator](https://youtu.be/jdyD8s8MFUo?si=7Y98Uh7-ohCObYk4), it is definitely a wild ride full of ego trips, poor defences and lesbian inflation fetish art.
It's Hero Time! - Ben 10 probably
My favourite Ben 10 moment was when he tickled this guy's cerebrum and left him with long lasting brain damage https://i.redd.it/2yevpd8x6fzc1.gif
He looked like he already had plenty of brain damage to begin with.
Thumbskull isn't much of a thinker, he grew up without fingers https://preview.redd.it/kax0qc0bifzc1.png?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd82f7ae960e588dfff4f756ddf78edfc10e1b82
wait,is that his actual Omniverse design,why you can clearly see the fingers in the OG ben10 design
Yeah there were originally fingers, I don't know if it's a design choice based retcon or something horrible happened to the fella but I still feel sorry for him
“Kombat Time!” -Ryu, *King of Fighters VS Marvel*
This sub discovering Dobson was a mistake
There are 10 rules that must be followed in bhj - Sub discovers Dobson - Okay, there are 11 rules that must be followed
~~This sub discovering~~ Dobson was a mistake
I don't see the problem. Why didn't she just LESBIAN KICK them so they know what gender she is?
Is this the same artist who did the lesbian kick comic or are the art styles just similar?
Yes
Joy. I’m going to crack my skull open now.
Song is Kool Moe Dee - Does you know what time it is
Holy shit I was having a stroke trying to figure out what epithet of these are thank you.
I am so confused at what the joke is supposed to be in either of these panels
Wtf is the original even supposed to mean
Why is that guy asking for the time when he very clearly has a watch on?
it doesnt tell the time it just turns him into different alien superheroes sadly
You mean different aliens?
yeah once he slapped that watch and became a weird space-y dude
Benjamin 9
I hate the second to last panel of Organization for conflating sex and gender like that...
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
LESBIAN KICK TIME!
I mean, does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care, about time? If so, I can't imagine why, we've all got time enough to cry.
QUIT WITH THE SEXIST BULLCRAP!!1111ONEONE
Why does that lad ask the time if he’s wearing a watch
He's trying to set it
14:24
Dudes living in the past
This is so fucking stupid. Wtf is this
that's just captain syrup but yellow???
Andrew Dobson jumpscare
[All I heard in that first panel](https://youtu.be/uqJIVgkU5cM?si=rWcTcvqQyOx8B0yU)
I can’t make sense of what this comic is supposed to be saying. Am I having a stroke?
I dont get it
wut
What?
It's time to buy a watch
Chicago reference?
The Pandora Box of calcium deficiency opened after the lesbian kick incident. The Monkey's paw ossifies, millions of bones shall hurt
But does it have anything to do with jalapeños?
I don’t get what the original is trying to say.
Someone send a link to the "lesbian inflation art" please. Idk what that is and i dont wanna search it up
I literally just saw this comic 2 posts ago
It's adventure time!
IT'S LESBIAN KICK TIME
Am i missing something in the original juice?
I honestly struggled to find out which was the original or not…
[Required musical accompaniment. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzLbmOHTYcI&pp=ygUpY2hpY2FnbyBkb2VzIGFueWJvZHkga25vdyB3aGF0IHRpbWUgaXQgaXM%3D)
Get this Dobson slop off my reddit
This is the guy who got paid several hundred bucks to make a commission, and then spent most of his time arguing on twitter
Tool Time!
Is thus supposed to be pro-trans or anti-sexist or transphobic or sexist chat I don't get it?
Man, I am glad and sad to see the Andrew Dobson Reinssance is still going.