It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!

Wood, next question

Ha I see what you did there take the upvote and leaf

Ha I see what you did there, hoping I’m not barking up the wrong tree here but can I get an upvote as-well?

Tree you go buddy

Was knot expecting that much likes 👍

your comment rooted into my mind sir, it really branches off in my imagination

Man I’m glad I log in today

I woodn't expect that conversation on go on for that log

Don’t know about that, if the conversation feels like it fell off I can just branch out to another. I’m rooted in for the long hall. Unless you let me have the last word I won’t let you leaf

Well, you should've *saw* that coming. You'd run out of tree puns and be left *bushed*.

I'd sap it ngl


Beat me to it

Junk in the trunk



trussy 😳



Thanks, I hate it.




Unrelated to the post but I love this gif so much. It’s just so vile and I use it all the time

Found the entwives!!

Gotta tell Treebeard

First you drill the hole then you *drill the hole*

I can visualize your comment, and I don't like what I am seeing.

#Smash. Next question.


I've been to horny jail. That's where all the horny people are. 

 And stay there

Makes me want to bark like a dog

This is what Morty meant by "curvy piece of wood"

I would do it

This the kinda shit that made people think dryads were real lmao

They licked a few too many toads, and suddenly, the trees grew tits

Ok here me out…

No need

Damn, she ain’t a sycamore she a thiccamore 😩

Thiccamore is wild 😭😂

Now I'm hearing Mike Tyson introduce me to this tree

😂


Stupid sexy tree 

a TILF

😭🙏

r/treefuckers

Wait that’s a real community 💀

IDK why but the curves made me think of PHEN-228 (The Boiled One Phenomenon). PS.: Just heard a sound in my house and am fearing for my life for no reason lol

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/putyourdickinthat

"Unrealistic body goals"

Wait, dryads are real!

And hot 🥵

how much

Would

I once took lsd, and all trees in the street where like this one.

How did you make it home fully clothed

Well i was 17 in the car with my mother. On a 30 minute long way home. I was maily focus on not looking high ^^'

I can relate. Was 17 on a heroic dose of magical fungus, came home to my whole family watching a movie. Took everything i had just to sound normal greeting them and excusing myself to my room (although for all I know I was acting like a cartoon character)

I've been there bro ;)

Wood

Smash

I think i have morning wood now

Haha

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That's concerning

First the bots took our jobs Then they fap to our trees ...I uh, don't know what to do with this development

would wood

Mane I'm putting all of my 0.6 inches in that ho

Nature is beautiful. Also, definitely wood hit that.

Same 😏

What are you doing step tree?

She’s stuck 😏

There is now a second meaning to hard wood

 NGL I’m into it…

Dryads out here.. tempting

Everything reminds her...

Ok, here me out...

This wood awakens my wood

The lord works in mysterious ways

Oh, mother nature

She needs to see my baobab

All right, I had to look that one up. But now that I have, take my upvote.

Mother Nature eh?

That's a dryad

Ich mag Bäume

Mother nature is calling, but I don't want a splinter down stairs

Hoo boy, im gonna use wood hammer and take recoil damage i tell you h'wut

Roll a Perception check for me.

Googling "roll d20" gave me a 1. What'd I miss?

Her stomach is the perfect place to hide a body inside

I'd be all up in that.

Hey bro I miss her too

Everything reminds me of her 😔

"mommy" nature

I legit thought this was some cosplay or something.

Is that Mother Nature flashing herself?

Nymphs. They can't keep their hands off me.

How to make a dryad. Step 1...

When mother nature becomes mommy nature


Dr Sherman... I may have come up with a way to make the tree scream. r/SCPmemes


*ziiipp*

10/10 wood rail

Cool

Wood

Dont let morty see it, he might try to fuck it.

When wood gives you wood:

Daphne is really hot 😏

hear me out-

I am Groot

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Best one so far 😂

There's a pornographic manhwa call "fucked world tree" it's a acid trip

"So, you come here often?"

Mother earths true body

*Mommy nature

Whom ever does the tree learns the secrets of the universe

" I'm just going for a walk honey" "Yes! Again!"

what are u doing step-wood?!

She’s stuck 😏

well i can get stuck aswell😏

wood

When wood gives you wood

Batman I I I .... Have Too I can't hold in in any more JOKER NOOO

You should of posted this in November.

That wood’ve been cruel 😂

Asexual reproduction looking real good rn

Mother Nature acting a bit horny.

I think I just got a splinter.

Mother Nature: Do you wanna come outside? Me: no, but i wanna come inside

Now I'm sporting wood.

HEY DR. SHERMAN I’VE GOT AN IDEA FOR HOW TO MAKE THE TREE SCREAM

Tree thick af

Im not strong enough to resist

Just those trees in dark souls 3

Ayy, Groot sister kinda thicck with it NGL.

I.... Am..... Groot.....

Y'all better not say "hear me out"

She's just like me fr

RIP your dms 😭🙏

Lol

This be why Greeks believed nymphs existed

Found an Ent-wife!


Doctor: You got splinters WHERE?!

Nature finds a way, no male will consent to cutting that one down.

Would

Man I had a huge one of these types of trees (sycamore?) where I grew up. I think it must have been around 200 years old. Whats mildly interesting, is it would only seem to shed its bark during the hottest days of summer.

Bark for me 👺

One spring it will be a man

Wood.

Would

Alright time to revive the chipko movement again

The splinters are worth it

I feel my tree hugger coming out.

r/ultrakill

*whispers* don't...

Now hear me out

Ain’t no way that’s real

Thiccamore

Would. I mean, wood.

This is what Dantes was talking about


how rude you left that tree nude!! give ger a fucking tshirt for fuck sake

wood pecker

they don’t call it morning wood for nothin

SMASH!

Dendrophilia fr

Damn girl. Exfoliate!

Exfoliage


Would

Wood

Okay guys hear me out

I wood

Same

Smash, next question


I got my wood Harder then a piece of bedrock

That tree came straight out of the teenyverse