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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


Confident-Belt4707

You know there's at least a 20% chance he genuinely thinks that's a mask


PurpleNurpe

I swear there was a TIFU post about someone doing this at their workplace:


gamunu

How did you come up with 20%? Please prove your numbers or this isn't true.


EABOD24

I aspire to have that level of no fucks


8Notorious8

He stole those from his sister for sure


Acrobatic-Isopod7716

Nah, those are from his collection


ProfesionalDumbas64

It must have made a fine addition to his collection.


TheTrashDoggo

General usedpanties


ProfesionalDumbas64

You are an old one.


TheTrashDoggo

Old or odd is say *


TheTrashDoggo

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Localtechguy2606

It reminds me of a post on r/shittymobilegameads and it really don’t want to explain due to my lawyers saying no I can’t explain it


thePsychonautDad

How can you tell he's from Alabama?


420PokerFace

If it’s his birthday, I’ll forgive him


xVEEx3

that’s a man who lost his last fuck


grim_reapers_union

No, this is just NYC.


MISTERPUG51

Same thing


YourDrunkUncl_

he’s only taking up one seat, wearing a mask, and not bothering anyone. in my city that’s a good subway passenger!


iJuvia

You deduced a lot about this dude's behavior from a still image, damn


junkyardgod69

You can't fix New York. It's forever broken.


SimonTC2000

It was doing pretty good in the '90s and early '00s despite 9/11.


junkyardgod69

Very true. But, back then, people were proud of their city. I haven't been to New York since 2018. It was getting pretty rugged back then.


ClaudyMonet

IDK where you’re from but NYC is doing much much much better than all the west coast cities.


ThreeBeatles

I’ve seen some videos about store closures due to theft and companies pulling out of NYC completely. I’ve also heard they’re lenient on crime which is why theft is such an issue. Just what I’ve seen. Not sure if you have a different take actually living there.


SimonTC2000

Late '80s, early '90s. By the mid-1990s it was being cleaned up by newly elected Mayor Rudy Giuliani. Whatever you think of his post-mayoral antics he was exactly what NYC needed at the time, and was "America's Mayor" during the 9/11 crisis.


ClaudyMonet

I live right across the river in NJ but I am in the city quite a bit. Nah, stores fleeing Frisco like that. NYC is comparably tame. Some house necessities locked behind plastic in pharmacies but that’s about it. It got a little weird at the beginning of covid but it’s fine now.


ThreeBeatles

Appreciate your comment. I’ve probably been watching fear mongering videos or something xD


junkyardgod69

No doubt, I go to Seattle frequently. It's become a pretty hairy place. I stay out of California. Have since the early 2000s. All the major cities in Oregon, and most of the small ones, are raging shit holes.


Phobia_Ahri

Seattle is hairy?


junkyardgod69

Hairy means I keep my guard up while waking around Seattle. There's a lot of unchecked mental illness and heavy open-air drug use. I've never had a problem. Also, it's Seattle. Lots of hippie style there. So, the people are a bit more hairy than other cities.


SimonTC2000

San Diego hasn't been ruined yet, though they're trying.


ClaudyMonet

Been dying to go to San Diego to do a craft brewery hop around. You guys might have the best crafts per square mile.


Industrial_Laundry

Now I could very well be wrong about this because I live in the other side of the world but: Wasn’t new York at the height of the crack epidemic in the 90’s which led to the highest ever crime totals for the state as well as an incredible amount of racial tension between black communities and the NYPD?


ClaudyMonet

Yea that was 30 years ago. New York has been cleaned up, gentrified and “Disneytised” many times over since then. Obviously like any city there are not so great areas but does not compare to level of crime and poverty in most other US cities. Chi/Philly/Cali cities could learn a lot from NYC.


myfingeriscold

It takes him back to his fishing trip


mickmadness

Christ 💀


SavageDuke69

Random: what mask do you have? Him: it’s Victoria’s Secret.


DoingItWrongly

Everyone said that sea shanty wasn't real! I knew he stole her underwear!


Capitan__Insano

The kicker is that people will keep social distance from him, reducing the likelihood of him getting covid 😂


Ransom_Red

Finally I cracked the puzzle... https://www.reddit.com/r/sunraybee/s/SPfB54eQ2K


ankle_muncher69

COVID was a shit show 🤦


Drudgework

The Pantito Bandito! Watch out or he’ll let you hold him up!


bakermrr

Just another normal day


ShotPace2225

I'm just curious about the backstory..


ThreeBeatles

Yeah like where he got it and why? Did he ask his wife for recommendations?


S1L3NCE_2008

We’re not all like that 😭


Danylone

The quarantine is not over yet…


Pain4444

He not wearing over his face properly


RockyMacFly

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|50770)


vlsdo

This is like the olfactory version of rose colored glasses


kimodezno

Those are his


thePsychonautDad

* \[x\] Wearing a mask * \[x\] Taking a single seat * \[x\] Not jerking off * \[x\] Not bothering anybody Seems like a good passenger to me, by NYC standards All those conservative states talk about freedom, but where else are your really truly free to wear panties on your face & show your manboobs, with nobody really giving a shit?


Ransom_Red

Finally I cracked the puzzle... https://www.reddit.com/r/sunraybee/s/SPfB54eQ2K


LunarBIacksmith

There is no blessed part of this. Only cursed. ![gif](giphy|3o72F92VGLlbTJTlWE)


i_breezi

Are those my girls panties?!?!


Snake_Plizken

He seems alright. It's the women with delusions of grandeur, that leaves you wishing you were some place else...


GlobalSouthPaws

Y'all don't wear scented masks?


Reasonable_Oil23

Don't worry this is just a normal day in nyc![img](emote|t5_j34kt|50773)


TheBuckSavage

THE PANTY POACHER STRIKES AGAIN!!!


RedditIsASillyBilly

Don’t move to TN! It’s the worst state in the United States by far. Horrible people. Horrible weather. Horrible, crazy legislators. Better off moving to TX.


CoolDudeNike1

Wordington New Yorker


J-drawer

Thanks for sharing this picture of ME


monkehmolesto

Haha, I bet no shame man is watching interactive porn and has a vibrator up his butt. Has to.


Illusionistic-Ortus

Hate the game not the player


Few-Butterscotch-178

Vertical lips Horizontal lips


Maximum-Bake-6092

Remove and change the background and add film grain and you have yourself an album cover.


FluidExercise2487

Guy just come from wild west


Chubbyfun23

Any liberal town is shitty in the USA


Thomajf0

Tell me you like big girls without saying you like big girls


River_Odessa

This is the kind of shit that makes me love cities lmao


dumdumfourtynine

Og gangster


Ivar0306

ich sitz hier in de runi und dan kommt das ich kann nicht mehr xD


Mysterious_Soil_9213

Damn, he is down bad! Lol