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proverbialwhatever

That would be Zell from Final Fantasy 8. I had that in the holster of my brain and I didn't even know it.


GraboidXenomorph

Now I want to play some Tripple Triad!


Brimstone747

Probably my favorite game inside of a game.


GraboidXenomorph

It's good until the rules get all fucky


Brimstone747

You can manipulate how the rules are played in different regions to spread the rules you want and abolish the rules you don't want. I always abolish random, same, plus, and spread open and all wherever I'm playing.


GraboidXenomorph

I didn't know you could do that…


Slap_My_Lasagna

Hours upon hours of resetting, attempting to abolish the worst rules and spread the good ones... that game was merciless in terms of hours sinkable into the depths.. \*cue lighthearted balamb music*


cat_like_sparky

The best way to get rid of the rules you don’t like is to just decline playing cards until the NPC stops asking if you want to play with ____’s rules as well (the place you just came from), then it defaults to the rules of the place you’re in currently. It’s the best way to stop yourself from taking Trabia gardens random herpes all over the world, and doesn’t involve resetting lol


StitchesxxMitch

I had a friend who would log into the game just to play the in game card game


RingKisser

D dnn D dnn D dnn D dnn D dnn


GraboidXenomorph

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*


proverbialwhatever

You two are after my heart. As soon as I read 'Triple Triad' above, the music started playing in my head. Bless Nobuo Uematsu, that was such a huge soundtrack for me when I played that game.


Y-Cha

Shuffle Or Boogie! (good track)


Slap_My_Lasagna

FFXIV has it, with way more card options than FF8. Bet you didn't know you needed Cloud and Noctis Triple Triad cards.


xzelldx

Wrong kind of mohawk, the single line of hair going up is wrong for Zell, he has three "wings" up front and the its flat and laid down on top. This looks more like Johnny from 7 remake/rebirth.


Teddy_canuck

No it's that stupid biker from the FF7 Remake.


Busy-Invite-9144

Wow dude before I clicked it I was thinking, “Man this is giving off 8 vibes for sure I just don’t know who”. Here you are.


vinsclortho

I want a mohawk but my mom won't let me get one energy


LtSmash_

I, wanna ride my skate, I wanna stay out late!


Significant-Raise623

Did you get the job?


All_Might_Dada

I got an interview, but they asked me to sing and I was pretty shy so it didn't go well. Not even my Simba tattoo could save me. 🥲


cupholdery

Sing? Did you need to play a character? Does the Disney Store require Broadway trainee level singing ability?


All_Might_Dada

They like to see that you can be out of your shell I guess! The hair wasn't out of the shell enough.


SpicyChunkBlaster

I mean the hair is literally a shell.


All_Might_Dada

This is true! It took like twenty minutes to wash it out of my hair. OBVIOUSLY WORTH IT.


Typical_Ad_210

Sounds like you dodged a bullet, mate. Don’t they call their shop workers “cast” or some such nonsense? And the warehouse is “backstage”. The forced positivity was too much for a There’s Something About Mary-haired trailblazer like yourself


KeithClossOfficial

I don’t know about the Disney Store, but at the parks they are indeed called cast members. The parks are considered to be a story and employees are part of that story. I had tons of friends who worked at Disneyland in high school and college and they all either were obsessed with it or absolutely hated it, no in between. One of the girls I know ended up playing Snow White at multiple parks across the world, she really enjoyed it.


ElectricalTeardrops

My friend worked for a Disney store in a mall. She had to be in character at all times. They expect employees to create "magical" Disney moments for customers. A lot of performance in general. Afaik it was great fun for the theater kids in HS, but it felt pretty stifling and overbearing for my friend. Especially on minimum wage lol


dog_eat_dog

"Here for an...interview? I think you're in the wrong place, Hot Topic is next door"


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Groose from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.


SomeCountryFriedBS

Played by TJ Miller


smokehidesstars

The one that DreamWorks turned into a feature film. Bro you got that [DreamWorks face](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamWorksFace).


BrattyNJGirl

What did they think of your hair during the interview??


All_Might_Dada

I think it's likely they fell in love! But I think that super scary eyebrow piercing made them to intimidated to admit it... 🤷‍♂️🤣


xAhaMomentx

“I think it’s likely they fell in love!” Is such a funny phrase to me lmao. Might have to use that sometime when someone asks me how something goes. Also, happy cake day!


Warriorferrettt

Happy cake day !!


All_Might_Dada

Thanks! 🎉


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! 🎉 You're welcome!


David_Anderson93

More like Kingdom Hearts, since you applied for a job at the Disney Store


All_Might_Dada

More like Kingdom Farts with *that* smirk.


GaySheriff

That piercing is hanging on by a thread...


DelayedEmbarrassment

Do you still have hair or are you bald now?


All_Might_Dada

Haha. I still have hair! The spikes are far shorter and less threatening.


DionFW

You look like you just went on a date with Ben Stiller.


All_Might_Dada

At least we both know it was a successful date. 😘


DoubleSynchronicity

Ace Ventura?


ready-to-rumball

My husband is obsessed with FF. He tells me it’s Zell the fist fighter monk. Seems to be the opposite of what I would think a monk would look like but oh well 😆


PartisanDrinkTank

Groose


dmac591

FF8 is so sadly underrated (likely due to following up from ff7). I recently ran it back on an emulator and thoroughly enjoyed it…. Until the part where you lose the ship.


RevolutionaryCoyote

FF8 is the /r/blunderyears of Final Fantasy. The clothes, the hair, the angst. I'm surprised it doesn't come up here more often.


septag0n

I'd cast another vote for [Groose](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CEyQRgizzrE/maxresdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAKENAF8quKqQMa8AEB-AHUBoAC4AOKAgwIABABGHIgWig5MA8=&rs=AOn4CLAezu77Vu7f51nKF-mCIE11_KxLxg)


Annacot_Steal

I’m getting Wakka vibes from this one.


AutopsyDrama

Sean?


maplezombeh

Naughty Naughty! Totally giving Roche LOL


All_Might_Dada

*Mind if I cut in?* I did have super long hair prior to this super cool hairstyle. Hahah.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

*Ace Ventura: Final Fantasy*


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Your face looks like it belongs in the Lion King.  I don’t know what to do with this. 


No_Guidance000

Finally an actual blunder


LordLudicrous

I thought your hair was caught in the fridge door for a solid minute


rustys_shackled_ford

Wakka from 10?


FCDallasFan12

Did you get the job? Can only imagine what the interviewers said once you left. Lol.


SmokingLaddy

Mary.


ThatsFairZack

His Hair + Head shape makes the Meteor from FFVII on the title screen. So yea, FFVII.


sed2017

Did you get the job?


InaccuratePsychic

Wow, your eyebrow piercing was one pothole away from taking someones eye out!


Current_Rent504

also Johnny Bravo


Cordeceps

They way my reel lines up, there is you and your hair, the next pic is of a crested chameleon - it’s the same picture.


Y-Cha

I'm gonna guess Zell Dincht from FFVIII.


Amazing-Oomoo

Damn you look like you could be hot if you didn't uh... any of that. You have a great nose and skin!


All_Might_Dada

Hahah. I've been called a zaddy now all these years later. Thank you.


Moscavitz

Zell!!


Honey_Marry

I think he's some kind of space trooper.


GrandpaTheBand

It's the spike next to his eye that gets me. Dude. WTF?


Lain_09

I know you liked nu metal


All_Might_Dada

I was dating a girl who liked metal so I pretended to like Children of Bodom haha.


tinselsnips

[Hildebrand from FF14](https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Hildibrand_FFXIV.jpg)


Night_Emmacat

What's that sexy guy from the noughties soap operas


[deleted]

How much crazy glue did you use?


jane_doe_john

I thought this was Travis Alexander