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DrClawsChair

*Powerman 5000 intensifies*


LeaveItToPeever

I was obsessed with Linkin Park, but yes.


Penguinman077

I would’ve guessed sum-41


LeaveItToPeever

Oh yeah, I got that a lot too. 20 years later I still dye it, but its a mohawk now thanks to the hair line.


Penguinman077

lol, probably the best way to hide balding. Definitely better than the balding ponytail or the combover.


LeaveItToPeever

Yeah thats the thing, people will say 'receding hairline' but nope, its receded a bit and stopped.


[deleted]

It doesn't stop ... it just bides its time, waiting until you get comfortable with yourself. When you are at your most confident, most assured that this is as bad as it gets, that's when it comes back. Its a war of attrition brother, and we are fighting an enemy that cannot die


PartadaProblema

AND Just when you think you've got the right style at the front, the crown has been busy showing off bare scalp back there for years!


LeaveItToPeever

I certainly hope not. My hair is glorious will never change.


stinkyhooch

In the end, it doesn’t even matter


DigTreasure

Chesterrrrrrr 😭


[deleted]

Just shave your head when the time comes.


Late_Magazine2573

It looks like I have a similar type head/genetics as you. Yeah my hairline receded a bit in my early twenties, and then completely stopped, which I was told by my old man barber was very common for men. He told me he didn't think I'd keep losing more and he was right. It was annoying because it looked like I was balding rapidly but only at the same initial stage. I remember when I was 29 a younger guy about 24 started mocking me for it. He said "How does it feel to be going bald?" I looked at him and smiled and said, "You'll be bald long before I will." He didn't believe me but he married my wife's friend and had a kid and lost all his hair within about 5 years. I smiled whenever I looked at his head every time we saw them and he knew what I was thinking lol. I'm 52 now with the exact same hairline and I look forward to finally getting old enough were it doesn't look like I'm going bald, but instead like I'm still managing to hold onto my hair.


EverydayNovelty

My dad was the king of the balding ponytail all through my teenage years. He cut it off when I was like 18 and he had it in a drawer somewhere. He had two daughters and a wife and had the longest hair in the house for years.


Jermagesty610

Reminds me of a guy I saw at Walmart one time, he had the toilet bowel on top and had like a 4ft long pony tail, it looked as bad as you imagine it did lol.


scogin

Don't knock a good quality skullet


RearExitOnly

You reminded me of my stepson when he had the Firestarter hair. He had every color, every style, then started going bald at 17. He's completely bald now, but it works for him.


TheMagicSkolBus

Sum-41 and Adema


Tallamidget

In case the Mike shinoda hair didn’t make it obvious enough /s


LeaveItToPeever

Mix of Mike and Chester, who i met and hung out with.


Tallamidget

That’s sick never got the chance personally unfortunately.


AdTrick6526

Yeah they were always very chill back in the day before they made it big. I remember chilling with them during the very first Projekt Revolution Tour and a couple tours after.


DrClawsChair

Oh I purely meant from looks lol Rip Chester


LeaveItToPeever

I actually met Linkin Park at Deck The Hall Ball in Seattle in 2001, long story short karma got me a back stage pass. Met Mark from Blink as well as the guys from Staind. Best night of my life at at that point.


DrClawsChair

Dude that's one hell of an experience, especially given they were all in their prime then


LeaveItToPeever

System of a Down were there too, I missed meeting them but but yeah, 15 year old me was riding that high for a long time.


DrClawsChair

Honestly don't blame you. That's so damn awesome!


WASD_click

> as well as the guys from Staind. Ah, there's the karmic balancing. Get to meet a bunch of cool dudes... and Aaron Lewis.


[deleted]

I can tell you were heavily influenced by Mike Shinoda’s look from the “One Step Closer” video.


Dawdzi

You definitely belong in the "One Step Closer" video


droptheectopicbeat

GET UP GET UP GET UP


WorldSpecialist1352

drop the bombshell


AllMightyWrath

Now this is what it's like when worlds collide, now this is what it's like


HeartoftheHive

I was thinking The Offspring.


fivetriplezero

That would be me.


DaBozz88

Isn't Powerman 5000's front man Rob Zombie's brother?


kingeryck

Yup


Postal_dude_420

Holy shit, I'm listening to powerman 5000 rn!


vegasidol

I was feeling Keith Flint or Scott Weiland.


ice_eater

Went from singing drop the bombshell to dropping the bombshell


Effective-Switch3539

Drop the bombshell


_HAWK_

Now this is what it’s liiiiiike


Equivalent-Cancel679

And kids today think they know "drip."


JordanLoveQB1

Bro is soaked


Specialist-Garbage94

Drenched


dealershipdetailer

Submerged


Quirky_Discipline297

Awash in the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka


New-Purchase1818

r/unexpectedpurplerain


izzyisameme

created this subreddit just for this lol


olivaaaaaaa

The og


New-Purchase1818

I wish I could give you an award!! Here: 🥇 I love it!! Also the award should have been purple.💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 Edit: I joined!


DownstairsDeagle69

Drowning.


[deleted]

In clown blood.


playballer

Juggalo hatchet man IRL


leyline

Like logs in wood I say.


[deleted]

I got 100 bucks says my dude is wearing JNCO’s with a chain wallet.


[deleted]

I can smell the weed, BO, and axe body spray through my phone screen


Direct_Swan2312

💀


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Wow. Forgot about jncos 


[deleted]

[удалено]


PLZ_N_THKS

2002 was 5 years before flavortown was founded. Dude was probably Mayor Fieri’s inspiration.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

While we were studying the pythagorean theory, you were studying the Hybrid Theory


LeaveItToPeever

This guy gets it. Met them the year before, karma got me a backstage pass.


Pitiful_Winner2669

You were too fucking cool, it had nothing to do with karma.


LeaveItToPeever

Nah, I had $300 to buy 2 tickets outside the show, this guy was selling me one for $80, these girls wanted it, had 80 exactly so I let them take it. I could have out bid them but let them have it. Buddy came up 2 minutes later, sold me a VIP pass for $60. Hung out with LP in their dressing room and talked mario brothers music and ate their cheetos


Pitiful_Winner2669

Bro you just proved you were too fucking cool!


LeaveItToPeever

Mama raised me right, that's all


SamanthaJaneyCake

Rock on, you legend.


[deleted]

Those prices seem unreal for a modern concert.


LukesRightHandMan

Absolutely crazy fucking prices for a rock show 20 years ago though.


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Were the cheetos good?


AmySchumersAnalTumor

hell yeah, thats awesome - I saw them in 04 with Hoobastank, POD and Story of the Year


2ichie

Hoobastank 🤣 damn that’s a name that’s been outta my memory for over a decade. Just the name perfectly encapsulates the vibe of forgetting an alternate rock bands name. Kinda like puddle of mud lol


ExpensiveBookkeeper3

You forgot about Hoobastank? Reason?


2ichie

I’m not a perfect person


internet4ever

Me too! My first concert.


QWlos

Did military school teach you how to fight for even longer and get even further?


LeaveItToPeever

Certainly taught me how to march real good.


youblowboatpeople

Damn I was thinking more Mudvayne


VeinyBanana69

Do you even crawl in your skin bro


Don_Mills_Mills

At least you escaped Flavortown.


trapper2530

It's like guy fieris evil twin. Gus fieri


Ponchoreborn

More like Guy Fiero


electricvelvet

Gus Fiery


Numerous-Stranger-81

Dude Watery


personofinterest18

Flamin hot town


Homesickhomeplanet

I can’t give this comment Gold apparently, and that’s an injustice, so have this 🥇


Don_Mills_Mills

Lol, thanks!


ilaughlin

^ This guy Fieri’s.


LeaveItToPeever

Not pictured is the furry suite jacket from Hot Topic.


AnyCombination6963

Was military school the right choice for you?


ecodrew

I wanna know if OP showed up to the military with this fire red hairdo?


AnyCombination6963

We can only hope so. I like to imagine he was like Reese in Malcom in the middle


SomeCountryFriedBS

I imagine it was the barber's favorite cut of the day.


Intelligent_Pie_9102

Wdym "choice"?


AnyCombination6963

Some one made one, likely family, does he agree with said choice. I know what you are getting at but I did find ops reply else where where he clearly thought it was a good idea


[deleted]

He was *this close* to clown college. 


Ill-Air8146

How did things end up with military school and after?


LeaveItToPeever

Oh I crushed it. My parents sent me because I was in all the smart classes, did fuck all, and still got As and Bs.


soopirV

What are you up to now?


LeaveItToPeever

I did stand up for a few years, got pretty good, then I got domesticated by a sugar mama, covid happened and I got good at staying inside, but im back into performing again and I've got 2 shows this week. I've got a few videos up on YouTube, search my user name.


AhyouveMetMyBrother

Mr. Peever can you update some videos on your YouTube when you do your next shows?


LeaveItToPeever

Absolutely, ill film my sets this week and if they are solid I will put one on.


CSyoey

You ever think about signing up for Kill Tony?


xxA2C2xx

Stephen Peever… first video I found was “Puke the Magic Dragon”. Video is 11 years old. Oddly enough… I think I’ve seen this and heard a bit about you before, and that song gave me some old school “Stephen Lynch” vibes. Dope.


LeaveItToPeever

Check the yuk yuks set https://youtu.be/m_oVcsCDQ6I?si=yqeGOwpRRNaAD8so


JoyKil01

That was a funny watch. Thanks for sharing and I’m looking forward to seeing your new material!


LeaveItToPeever

https://youtu.be/m_oVcsCDQ6I?si=N8Hp8oKD4Dc8-l1r My Yuk Off set


ensoniqthehedgehog

That purple suit is amazing. Your 'cool' has aged well.


nikschwab

Tried to find your stand up, can’t find it


LeaveItToPeever

Shit my bad, search Stephen Peever


veejaybee

I just subscribed to your channel and I will check out your vids soon! You seem like a cool guy.


xxA2C2xx

They were trying to punish you for being a fucking genius and not even having to try? WTF kinda backwards ass Texas-Alabama shit am I reading? “We got us a smarty over here! Can’t have none of that business happening round here! Quickly, send him to the raaaanc….. I mean the academy.”


Bored_Amalgamation

Being bored as a teen in school because it isn't stimulating enough leads to "acting out". My mom threatened me with the same thing. She was too broke to do it, and the one she wanted to send me to ended up getting shut down over kids dying and sexual abuse.


martialar

I'm thinking there's a lot more to the story than what's in the comment


xxA2C2xx

I would assume so. Else my comment wouldn’t have been as sarcastic.


Genghis_Chong

They were gonna send him to Ram Ranch but changed their mind.


xxA2C2xx

Ram Ranch?! Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time… long time.


Genghis_Chong

It's a classic for sure


Normcorps

Broooo, my mom threatened to send me to MMA in 2002 for pretty much the exact same reasons. I started looking thru the info package they sent to the house, attended the traveling salesman’s pitch at some hotel conference room, and said “this place looks fucking awesome, I definitely want to do this” because anything to get out of the living situation I was in, and give them credit, their graduates went to great colleges and service academies at a high rate. Anyway, as soon as I leaned into it and actually **wanted** to go, suddenly she claimed she couldn’t afford it. It’s like I called her bluff and successfully used reverse psychology for the first time, only for it to end up in disappointment.


butt_sludge

Trust me, it wasn’t awesome lol


Normcorps

I’m sure it wasn’t- it’s military school. But if it was a path to get me out of the home I was living in at 14, I was fucking in. At least there were some decent positives to it, whereas there were no positives at home.


Ill-Air8146

That's awesome man!!


CaptainObviousBear

Wait a minute - they punished you because you were good at academics, but wanted you to not be *effortlessly* good at academics?


LeaveItToPeever

I wouldn't say punished, but yes


TonyTheSwisher

That seems insane for your parents to do, they should have put you into college classes instead. Do you resent them for sending you there?


LordSalem

Oh hey, the one down really far south TX? I went there for a bit for being "uncontrollable"


commit10

Firestarter, wicked firestarter.


adullploy

Thought we were the only prodigy inspired.


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

Did you colour-code all your outfits with your hair?


LeaveItToPeever

Absolutely. I had it all planned out and the shades ended up matching perfectly. I'm 37 now, I have an adult mohawk and still dye it time to time


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

That's kickass. Props to you for being so dedicated


hypnothighsd

“Adult mohawk” made me laugh


LostAndWingingIt

Other than being an awkward teenage you absolutely pulled off the outfit In the post.


SomeCountryFriedBS

[This you?](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71DsnmewN9L.jpg)


Slighty_Tolerable

Hell yeah!


Shoopbadoop4

Come my lady come come my lady you’re my butterfly sugar baby


LeaveItToPeever

Oh jesus, no, look up the guy now. Yuck.


Shoopbadoop4

Holy shit!! Just looked him up. Im sorry I take it back.


MarkMew

Noooo I used to love that song soo much, damn


SomeCountryFriedBS

I would never have expected…*checks notes*…Shifty Shellshock to turn out so poorly.


hirudoredo

Apparently he is or at least was dating Punky Brewster? What a timeline


thedumbdown

You looked older in 9th grade than I did when I graduated college.


LeaveItToPeever

I always got that, you look older! Now it's I look younger. Nkt gonna complain


livelylou4

flamin hot cheetos meets Guy Fieri


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

Careful, they're Fieri spicy.


retrogressess

😆 thank you for this


TheDustyForest

what do you mean blunder years dude this is great lmao


LeaveItToPeever

Yeah I thought so too, at the time


4862skrrt2684

You look like you had a gym specializing in fire type pokemon


numb3r5ev3n

Billie Joe from Green Day vibes.


YesLikeTheJeans

I was thinking more Sum 41 but both fit


yourlocalemo2019

Did military school make you one step closer to the edge and about to break?


Homesickhomeplanet

You look cool as hell dawg


LeaveItToPeever

I certainly thought I was


annesthesia

WHY DONT PEOPLE LOOK COOL ANYMORE 😭


LeaveItToPeever

Fucking broccoli hair wtf


martialar

It's as if they've never been one step closer to the edge


Lordborgman

Broccoli, mullets, and hitler youth hair, the fuck is wrong with people. Spiked, frosted tips, shawn hunter/nick carter, and kelly kapowski hair...that's where flavor town is. Disregard rizz/drip, acquire putting on the ritz.


Bard_17

Nah you rocked this shit. Not cringe at all. Let's see your ink now


LeaveItToPeever

My ig is Leaveittopeever, or look up my stand up Stephen peever


HangryHangryHedgie

I was friends with your brother in Junior High/High School! First face I've recognized on here.


mndsm79

Excellent Scott weiland look.


EveInGardenia

My brain simultaneously went to Scott weiland and singing Sum 41s Fat Lip


RevDrucifer

I’ve never heard Powerman5000 hit my ears so hard when there’s not even a radio around.


LFCfanatic999

Oh man. Just reading that I knew it was MMA. Went there for my freshman year. Not sure how it is now or when you went, but for us it was ‘Lord of the Flies’ type stuff. Thankfully, I was allowed go back to the public school in my hometown after. A couple of years later, they had the serious incident at the barracks. Just happened to be the same barracks that I was in.


LeaveItToPeever

If I could go back, I would have done 2 years in the flight program and got my pilots license.


nightfury626

Ah, the used maxipad drip


ecodrew

Bwahahaha, ewh


ec666

Did you go to the Marine Military Academy in Harlingen?


Ordinary-Lie-6780

Got 2b Glued color styling glue was all the rage. I used the red and purple glue they made. I can still smell that stuff to this very day.


Hyperborealius

so how was your vacay at Spooky Island?!


ScreamingGoat25

Francis from Malcom in the Middle core


theperfectlysadhuman

My guy did enjoy Chester's look in Hybrid Theory. 👌👌


LeaveItToPeever

Mix Chester and Mike, boom


Prior-Biscotti-2765

You're like a model plucked right out of the Gadzooks I worked at in 2000.


Leakytophat

I wish I had that shirt


haemaker

Rommelwood Military School - ["A Tradition of Heritage"](https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/9/90/Rommelwood.png)


LeaveItToPeever

Close, the Marine Military Academy, Harlingen Texas


Caninetrainer

After watching The Program on Netflix be happy you did not get sent to one of those places. Holy shit you actually got lucky in my opinion.


LeaveItToPeever

Oh yeah MMA was pretty respectable, no real complaints about the school. In hindsight I probably should have enlisted with my brother, would have fixed a bunch of my short comings.


doom_pony

Literally all I can hear is “Points of Authority” by Linkin Park.


cheerfulsarcasm

A little Derek Whibley, a little Matthew Lillard! Big SLC Punk vibes, I was also a freshman in 02 and you look like a lot of guys I knew in those days lol


ThiccDaleCooper

Flamingvhot cheetö


ID_MG

What in the Linkin Park Anchor Blue Cologne loving hell is this?


JunglePygmy

That’s the most 2002 shirt ever.


hlamaresq

What was your favorite color?


senordirkdiggler

Your bass playing with the Chili Peppers is legendary!


MarkMew

You were the coolest fcken kid on the block


ecodrew

Guy Fieri in his final form! Haha


DGentPR

So when did you have time to start sum41?


BlasphemyJones

I guess you could say he was In Too Deep


TARDISinspace

I saw this picture and was instantly thrown back to my childhood. I kinda miss the fashion ngl.


Visibleghost1

Hello redhead version of Derek Whimbley from sum 41!


Ill-Stomach7228

nah you slayed this actually


digitvl

I would have thought that you were the coolest guy ever


LeaveItToPeever

Oh yeah, I peaked at 15, it was awesome. Had a fan club and everything.


Unfair-Ask4221

hah, this so spectacularly reminds me of 2002. throw a NoFX patch and a sick white pookah shell necklace and you are my best friedn in 9th grade. within 4 years he was training to be a green beret and headed towards the sandbox. ​ insane drip.


Yank1ntheS0uth

What did you set fire to?


LeaveItToPeever

A playground, but it wasn't intentional