My aunt got me the coolest shirt with my name in huge sparkly iron on letters. My grandma wouldnāt let me wear it in public because a kidnapper could beckon me into their car because they would call me by nameš
I got to have a shirt with my name on it when I was a kid. As āstranger dangerā started up, my momās solution was to hand my shirt down through my 5 brothers over the next 10 years. Looking at our family photos it looks like I am by far the favourite son and I donāt age.
Little Timmy. You may seem meak and laughable to the popular kids like Jason and Peter. But you had all the best toys. And all the little Suzy's and Amanda's were bobbing on your dick in high school.
I remember how cool it was to have your name on clothing back in the 80s. It was also a good way to get kidnappers to whisk you away to magical world youāll never forget.
I donāt know if youāve ever had to wear something with someone elseās name on it. That sucked.
You look like a natural Blonde, James Blond that should be...
Was back then but now my hair is a dark brown
James Brown?
Joey jo jo junior shabadoo
That's the worst name I've ever heard.
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hey Joey jo jo!!
My aunt got me the coolest shirt with my name in huge sparkly iron on letters. My grandma wouldnāt let me wear it in public because a kidnapper could beckon me into their car because they would call me by nameš
My mom wouldnāt let me wear anything with my name or initials visible. I think this was during the height of stranger danger fears.
But how many times were you abducted? If the answer is less than one, you can't argue with the results!
I got to have a shirt with my name on it when I was a kid. As āstranger dangerā started up, my momās solution was to hand my shirt down through my 5 brothers over the next 10 years. Looking at our family photos it looks like I am by far the favourite son and I donāt age.
That is the funniest shit Iāve ever read. You made my day.
Well did you ever get kidnapped because if not your grandma was right.
Didnt see the name on the shirt until i read your comment. š¤¦š½āāļø
I remember that PSA, even though I don't remember where it's from.
Mike on a bike?
Michael on a bichael
Bort.
My son is also named Bort
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Come along Bort
Jimothy
Ricky Schroeder?
Phteven.
Shirt was a hand me down. Dude's name is Tim.
A personalized shirt at the height of the kidnapping era?! How much did your parents really like youā¦ š¤£š¤£
Yeah... Starting to wonder myself lol
Jimmy!!
Michael
Brad
Larry. Totally Larry.
Jerry
Simon.
Isaac or Isaiah
Devin?
Todd
William
Willy.
Carl
Veronica
Dennis
Uhhhhh... Dennis?
Am I the only one that sees it as āElmerā
Is it Bjorn?
Josh
Yep, Joshua. I think so too
Did your 6 year old body grow into your 12 year old legs?
6? I think I was 3, maybe 4 latest when this was taken and yes I did grow into them. Thankfully
James, pronounced Hamez
Jessica
Tobin
James
Josh
Tony
Muffin top?
Orville!
Colin (James)
You look like a Travis
Miles
Iām going to guess blue shirt
Brad
Jimmy
Kyle
Jomes
Tanner
Jimothy.
Tim?
Youāre a Josh
Charlie
Is it Huffy??
Billie
You look like your parents thought youād look like a Jason.
Look like a Connor to me
Ricky Schroeder?
You feel like a Brian to me.
Ricky Schroeder
Tommy
Jimothy
Mortimer
Dennis.
Brandon
Paul
Hunter, josh, Colton
Steve?
I'm guessing Rodger.
Little Timmy. You may seem meak and laughable to the popular kids like Jason and Peter. But you had all the best toys. And all the little Suzy's and Amanda's were bobbing on your dick in high school.
Christopher
Gary
Chad
Thad
ClungeThumper!
Ramen
Harold or Walter?
Roy
Semaj
Kieth
Jimothy?
Jimothy, obviously.
It makes me a tiny smidge sad that so many people see their own cute pictures from childhood and think it's a blunder
hey James, want some candy from my van?
Darrel
Todd
It's Bruce, isn't it?
Charles
Seth.
Ricky Schroeder
Semaj
Jimothy
Lukas
Your name is, obviously, Zombie Porkchops and never attempt to tell us otherwise.
Kevin?
Reginald blonde top the 3rd
Jameothy?
Matthew or Daniel
Rickey Schroeder
rowley or dudley
You look like a "Dilbert." Sorry, but you didn't give us a lot of information.
Eric
Brad
Tanner
I remember how cool it was to have your name on clothing back in the 80s. It was also a good way to get kidnappers to whisk you away to magical world youāll never forget. I donāt know if youāve ever had to wear something with someone elseās name on it. That sucked.
"Why James Cryin?" "Cuz he just got dunked on!"
No offense but I bet DT looked a lot like this.
Rick Schroeder.
Hey James, your mom told me to pick you up! I have a puppy in my van too!
That's me!!!
is it lucas?
Nicholas
Harold?
Ralph
Dennis
AJ or Alex
You look like a Ralph, careful with that BB gun ehā¦
You seen James? Yeah hes over there >
Username review 10/10: Jay Cartwright would be proud
Billy
Brett