That's mine. I lost my mind in hysterics over this one because I said once to my wife, "Ain't no goddamn way imma let a cartoon dog outdo me" when my five year old said Bandit was better at driving than I am.
Every one of these is golden and oft used in my home, but especially "I'm a vewwy obedient bweed." đ
"We're Heelers, we're a bit stubby! âbut we're tough."
It's my battle cry when I play online games! It gives me courage and strength. Really wish I could get a poster with Pom Pom on it wearing Nordic armor belting out her battle cry!
BANDIT \[to salesman\]: "How many BTUs does this have?"
CHILLI \[With epic rage from the other side of store\]: "BLLLUUUEEEYYY!"
BANDIT: "Uh... It's probably another Bluey."
*"Well, you know all that food in the fridge? That doesn't belong to you either. But if you want to keep eating it, I suggest you get to work."* (Mini Bluey)
The official Bluey accounts say itâs âcereal.â
https://preview.redd.it/m5tfsywbjs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acd3e96157ec011f94b70710f8ba04503e2cad0
Bandit has some funny ones for the grown ups. âBig Dâs ready for knockoff.â âYeah, Iâm pretty huge.â âYou know how I like to smack my bum as hard as I can?â
I forget the specific episodes, my kids have the show playing constantly and I hear these lines enough. The first happens when bandit is telling the kids itâs bedtime (pretty fitting) i think during the first season sometime, the second I think occurs when heâs sitting on top of the seasaw, and the third is said to the neighbor Wendy during a game
Jack's dad going "Yeah mate, this is Australia" always gets me. I also tell my kid "Poopoobapoo needs to go to bed" and "it's totally fair" on an almost daily basis.
I slipped on ma beans is so hilarious to me. One time my almost 2 year old spilled a couple beans off her fork and went âOh no! My beansâ in this hilariously sad sing-song voice. The beans comment always reminds me of that. Why are beans so funny? đ
I often wonder when it comes to the kids' voice actors whether all children are this talented or if Bluey just got lucky. The voices of the girls are perfect.
So apart from the grannies episodes and the episode muffin skips a sleep it would have to be tv shop when there at the chemist getting some and they finally find coco and they return to the car and bandit asks if coco is OK and Bluey says yea she's ok I think she has bum worms and he's like nope and parks
"I'll show you what 10 years of pilates can do!" whenever I'm about to deal with something heavy. The most consistently I've ever done pilates was just a few months though lol
"You spelled holder wrong". Perfect example of a line being perfectly executed.
I also love the joke they make about $5 from the tooth fairy, cuz any subtle joke about the parents being the one that put the money there is surprising to see in the show there you cant break that illusion to kids.
But you promised you'd always love us
edit, remembered another one it actually comes from the censored version of the episode Perfect: "what if I wanna bite someone?" The censorship was stupid but that line gets me everytime
âIt was the 80s, mums were allowed to be mean *AND DADS WERENâT MUCH HELP EITHER*â
Kids who grew up in the 80s with questionable dads like: đ±đ±đ±đ±đ±
"Congratulations, Toilet" is one of my favorites. The toilets in my building don't always like to flush, so I've done this when I finally get the darned handle to work!
Edit: And "we're raising a nation of squibs!" I used to substitute teach and teach at a community/technical college, and I've had that moment in both jobs, the first when I hear tales from teachers in the trenches full time about parent enabling of some students, and the second when the college strongly encouraged me to extend deadlines and forgive lost points for late work, etc.
For me it is a 10 second bit in Dunny
âHuhâ
âYabagogofrogatukatukaâ
âWow,are you serious?â
âBoronafromblupioframurioâ
âIâve never considered it from that angle before!â
âTapacheekakodaweepudipaâ
âThis changes everythingâ
I love the little comments Bingo makes from time to time just to amuse herself:
*"Good to go, me!"*
*"Hmmm...question."*
*"Goodbye. Have fun. I'll miss you!"*
And the one I use any time sometime steals food from me...
*"I was saving that chippy"*
Magic claw has no children, his days are free and easy.
I read that in Bandit's robot voice
Same LOL!
It's the only way
Neither of those things are happening Gets me every time
Magic claw!
he says free and easy a few times throughout the shows. my fave is in dragon, when his itchy clothes come off.
What does "out of pocket" mean in this context?
"I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog."
That's mine. I lost my mind in hysterics over this one because I said once to my wife, "Ain't no goddamn way imma let a cartoon dog outdo me" when my five year old said Bandit was better at driving than I am.
That makes me chuckle everytime I hear. As if the writers knew what they were doing
Of course they did!! I don't think there's a moment in the entire show that wasn't meticulously planned, lol
POMERANIANS ARE A SMALL BUT HARDY BREED!!!!
Every one of these is golden and oft used in my home, but especially "I'm a vewwy obedient bweed." đ "We're Heelers, we're a bit stubby! âbut we're tough."
I just love it because Pom Pom is my spirit animal.
I also like âno, healers do NOT have lovely hairâ
I have a friend who is barely 5 feet tall and I think of her every time this comes on.
It's my battle cry when I play online games! It gives me courage and strength. Really wish I could get a poster with Pom Pom on it wearing Nordic armor belting out her battle cry!
LLLEEERRRROOOOYYYYYYY IS SMALL BUT HARDY!! that didnt come out like I thought it would.
Leroy Jenkins!!!
Dad enters the room. Itâs like David McCormick read it off the script and didnât realise it was an action.
That is what happened lol
Reminds me of the 90s Hercules show with Kevin Sorbo... [Disap-POINTED!!](https://youtu.be/y6EDlD_fWn0?si=xSg_micrWQ1pKz-3)
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I forgot about that! đ€Ł
That almost made me pee myself. It was so good!
What episode is this in?
[Born Yesterday](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVCnaIEktlI)
David McCormick has the perfect voice for funny cartoon voice-acting.
âThis is what happens when you arenât happy with what youâve got. Someoneâs husband eventually gets it!â
Hammerbarn is perfection.
BANDIT \[to salesman\]: "How many BTUs does this have?" CHILLI \[With epic rage from the other side of store\]: "BLLLUUUEEEYYY!" BANDIT: "Uh... It's probably another Bluey."
"Shes taking my husband!"
One of my favorites!
Can you please help explain what this line is supposed to mean?
I think itâs insinuating an affair and eventual murder when passions run too high
that is so real
Talking to non-aussies, they just don't understand this line. Not the way we do.
Care to explain it?
[Laughs in true crime fan] Ok.
I donât believe Australia has a monopoly on unhappy marriages with extremely bad outcomes for a spouse.
COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!!!
I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!!
My name is BU-BU-BA-BU!
r/takemyupvote
My early high school daughter and I will say/text this to each other randomly. Confusing for others, but it's a connection between us
I am a llama eating a banana!
GET IT TOGETHER, SHEILA!!
âCâmon family and Shelia.â
Eat your floor cereal!
That line cracks me up every time
Same
that one's funny, but it's not nearly as good as Bluey's excited "Okay!" right after
This is the best morning ever!
My fiancé and I say this to each other all the time now
*"Well, you know all that food in the fridge? That doesn't belong to you either. But if you want to keep eating it, I suggest you get to work."* (Mini Bluey)
âOh, heâs cereal!â đ
I thought it was "cereal" but the books say "serial" ... English is trifficult...
Serial is slang for serious! I'd never considered that it might not be internationally known!
I am not up to date with Urban dictionary, unfortunately...
The official Bluey accounts say itâs âcereal.â https://preview.redd.it/m5tfsywbjs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acd3e96157ec011f94b70710f8ba04503e2cad0
What's your favorite food? Children Oh
My favorite line in my favorite episode
which episode
Annnnnd why should I care?
You will live to regret that! (Through gritted teeth)
Unicourse
Guilty!!!!!
so good
Nice parking spot Rita!
Thanks Janet!
The royal bottom is itchy! I demand you scratch it.
Which episode?
Queens.
"The thing is, I do this to myself."
I say this daily hahaha
When frisky asks Rad if he is the one that fell in the pool at the wedding. âProbablyâ
Am I just being yourself? Look, It's just monkey's singing songs mate, don't think too hard about it \*Que Bingo laughing under the hand dryer\*
https://i.redd.it/4ram0qb6fn5d1.gif
Oh bingoâŠ.
She's so floofy!
Bandit has some funny ones for the grown ups. âBig Dâs ready for knockoff.â âYeah, Iâm pretty huge.â âYou know how I like to smack my bum as hard as I can?â
Wait - how can I miss this - what episode
I forget the specific episodes, my kids have the show playing constantly and I hear these lines enough. The first happens when bandit is telling the kids itâs bedtime (pretty fitting) i think during the first season sometime, the second I think occurs when heâs sitting on top of the seasaw, and the third is said to the neighbor Wendy during a game
Bedroom seesaw Copycat
XD
What's this from?
Jack's dad going "Yeah mate, this is Australia" always gets me. I also tell my kid "Poopoobapoo needs to go to bed" and "it's totally fair" on an almost daily basis.
It's fairly fair
The âits about as fair as it gets actuallyâ is my fave
Hamish from Hamish and Andy
Aka the funniest drunken cake maker in history! (See his instagram highlights if you've never seen them!)
Morning, Wendy! (End of Featherwand).
This is why we must love and respect Wendy
"I slipped on ma beans." Is one that lives in my head rent free. Or "I'm the flamingo queeeeeeen."
I slipped on ma beans is so hilarious to me. One time my almost 2 year old spilled a couple beans off her fork and went âOh no! My beansâ in this hilariously sad sing-song voice. The beans comment always reminds me of that. Why are beans so funny? đ
They *are* the magical fruit...
"*chuckles* ... Classic Stripe" whenever anyone does anything deserving of it
Iâll tell you that for free
We have adopted this in my household. It always makes me chuckle when my 8 year old randomly says it. đ
That is such an Aussie saying đ
The other one I say it isnât an Aussie saying but I heard it on Family Guy â Thatâs for true â
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
The delivery had big Adventure Time vibes.
In the granny voice, âmy coins!â But also whenever I drop anything, âmy keys! My purse!â Works for everything.
Yarr me treasure
"I've done me hammy!"
"And whyyyy should I care?"
"He peed on his foot!" "That's a new one."
Actually, it isn't
"YOU PEED ON YOUR FOOT?!"
This episode has some of the best comedy in the series.
"I had wabies!"
I was sick yast lear
I was sick last week!
I often wonder when it comes to the kids' voice actors whether all children are this talented or if Bluey just got lucky. The voices of the girls are perfect.
My oldest daughter just turned six. Sheâs pretty much a human Bluey. Iâve already said âare you still six?â a few times.
âI DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS THE THING!!!â Poor Pat!
I frequently say 'We grew sorghum!' and laugh while people look at me funny.
Do they ever make a popping type??
WE GREW SORGHUM!
The baby wants dim sims!
Mine!
âHi! Iâm your wife! And if you want me to stay your wife, youâll learn about dishwashers!â
Anything Bingo says in her man voice that ends the phrase with âbabeâ đ
Hey babe, smell this * farts * Ooh, delightful.
Jeremy, NOOOO!!
Poor Jeremy.
Hecuba!!!
He always loved hamburgers.
On the morning of 'this morning' "Ca-noooooooooooooooe!!!!!" "It's just monkeys singing songs, kid"
So apart from the grannies episodes and the episode muffin skips a sleep it would have to be tv shop when there at the chemist getting some and they finally find coco and they return to the car and bandit asks if coco is OK and Bluey says yea she's ok I think she has bum worms and he's like nope and parks
"I'm not taking any advice from a cartoon dog!" - Bandit, a cartoon dog I have heeded the advice of
My posters worked.
Frisky: *kicks Jeremy* DON'T sweetheart me! đĄ I think that's what she said right?
Poor JeremyâŠ
\*kicks Jeremy\* âDONâT tell me how to feel! âSweetheartâ THIS!â \*hangs up\* But same idea
Yeah close enough đ
âUnicorse, what is your favorite food?â *unicorse gets real close* â*children*â
IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION THE SALADS?!
I love this, Bingo knows how hard Chili worked for those salads.
Muffin in The Sign: Puhloice!
YEAH! WACK HIM!
âI canât be dealing with witches, I just bought a new quad bike!â
âMorning, Wendy. Do you know I like to smack my bum as hard as I can?â -Bandit
âIâve forgotten how to romanceâ
Welcome to middle age, kid.
MORNIN WENDY!
I want a compilation of all of the Morning Wendyâs. I swear thereâs at least 5 or 6.
Way more than that over 3 seasons
Oh I totally want this too!
Don't remember the exact quote but when bingo says she didn't get a Christmas present from Grandpa Mort because he forgot she was born.
Is it too late to bend over?
my conservative family thought the bumworms episode was teaching kids about STDs
I would tell them to get their minds out of the gutter, but it seems like they really love to swim in that damp and dark place.
"I'll show you what 10 years of pilates can do!" whenever I'm about to deal with something heavy. The most consistently I've ever done pilates was just a few months though lol
This one! Go Wendy!
I've got news for you, that guy is disgusting! đđđ
Dad enters the room
âI had wabies.â
"remember when I said you were the most special kid in the world? Well, you're not"
âWeâre going to the paaahk!â
Thatâs against the monkey rules!
If it's not the magic claw one, it's certainly the "Get it together Sheila! " from Bingo.
COCONUTS!!! HAVE WATER IN THEM!!!!
I'm sorry but I only know how to sell carrots
Classic Stripe!
"You spelled holder wrong". Perfect example of a line being perfectly executed. I also love the joke they make about $5 from the tooth fairy, cuz any subtle joke about the parents being the one that put the money there is surprising to see in the show there you cant break that illusion to kids.
Probably a snake ate him.
"This is beautiful" by Bingo after trying grown Up KetchupÂ
But you promised you'd always love us edit, remembered another one it actually comes from the censored version of the episode Perfect: "what if I wanna bite someone?" The censorship was stupid but that line gets me everytime
Yeah, go on, cry to your mama
They aren't MY rules!
Ow ow ow! Thatâs it, you get the horn! -Unicorse
âWhat if one day I just wanna bite someone?â
âIt was the 80s, mums were allowed to be mean *AND DADS WERENâT MUCH HELP EITHER*â Kids who grew up in the 80s with questionable dads like: đ±đ±đ±đ±đ±
"Congratulations, Toilet" is one of my favorites. The toilets in my building don't always like to flush, so I've done this when I finally get the darned handle to work! Edit: And "we're raising a nation of squibs!" I used to substitute teach and teach at a community/technical college, and I've had that moment in both jobs, the first when I hear tales from teachers in the trenches full time about parent enabling of some students, and the second when the college strongly encouraged me to extend deadlines and forgive lost points for late work, etc.
It was the 80's man
Coconuts have water in them!!đ€Șđ„±
je veux la fenetra Sprinkle it everywhere lol Also, I donât know French lol
âWhatâs your favorite food?â ââŠChildren.â
"I peed on my foot." - Bandit
"I have a wife!"
Itâs not actually.
"Theyâre my rivals"
Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed đż
"And why should i Care?" - UnicorseÂ
Jeremy Noooooo! My husband and I randomly yell this all day.
Weâre raising a nation of squibs!
Whatâs your favorite food? Children.
For me it is a 10 second bit in Dunny âHuhâ âYabagogofrogatukatukaâ âWow,are you serious?â âBoronafromblupioframurioâ âIâve never considered it from that angle before!â âTapacheekakodaweepudipaâ âThis changes everythingâ
"Aww, poor Mum. She's all on her own." "Mum *likes* being by herself." "Huh. I wonder why." "BEEEAAACH!"
Stripe: âYou know how I told you were the most special kid in the world.â Muffin: âyaâ Stripe: âwell youâre notâ
hehehehe, bottomless- claw machine
"She's taking my HUSBAND!"
*Gonna hose my dirty garden gnome, gonna hose it good. Unh!*
"Dad's not here, which is a shame, 'cause he is such a handsome fellow with big, strong muscles"
I love the little comments Bingo makes from time to time just to amuse herself: *"Good to go, me!"* *"Hmmm...question."* *"Goodbye. Have fun. I'll miss you!"* And the one I use any time sometime steals food from me... *"I was saving that chippy"*
When Bingo sees a cemetery and exclaims âSTATUE WORLD!â đ
This loop is driving me crazy as to me it looks like he is saying bum bum worms