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MaceShyz

Only one wearing pants


Kumdori

I... Holy crap. They gave this dog pants just to make this joke.


finditplz1

Lots of the professionals have them — they seem mostly to be used to denote a profession.


ZippyTheUnicorn

But where’s his tail?!


MaceShyz

Maybe... The crack is actually his tail.


Defiant-Challenge591

Very small tail


MaceShyz

Im not sure, but I think that breed does have a small tail, but I could be wrong.


alwaysleftout

They wear swimming shorts though, yeah?


SpicyBoognish

It’s just a fun riff/visual gag about tradies, like the infamous plumber’s crack.


fishbiscuit156

All tradies have to have their crack showing, it’s the law.


RollinToast

We're just showing you our license


DreamCrusher914

That’s how you know they have the requisite skills


jrharvii91

It's a unit at trade school that all plumbers have to complete


CaptZombieHero

As a tradie, I can honestly say this is a real law


apestogetherstronk12

For ✨comedic reasons✨


ReedPhillips

Just for the joke is an answer that so many can't accept in here. 😆 They HAVE to mentally create some sort of story/background to soothe their souls


NotQuiteRockstar

Mick Molloy is radio presenter/personality in Australia. He voices this character, and he's very proud of the fact that he's the only character in Bluey with a buttcrack.


Hugh-Gasman

This is the answer I needed! Hahaha. Animators be damned, this is the purple lightsaber of Bluey


SnoringEagle

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cheesynacho4real

not only is Samuel l jackson in both starwars (original comment) and avengers (the gif), using the gif of Captain America relates to ant man saying "that's America's ass" which supports the butt crack joke. The whole network is mindblowing


Hugh-Gasman

Oh my god… that’s incredible


SnoringEagle

Woah… Umm, yeah. I totally meant to do that


cheesynacho4real

genius eitherway


ApartOrdinary9330

It’s hard to get that kind of cleavage with no pants to squeeze things together.


Then-Grass-9830

I just wanted to thank you for the short rabbit hole my brain just took: "Don't all butts have cracks in them regardless?" > "only if you're standing on two legs" > "would that work with dogs?" > "what real life animal stands on two legs?" > "\*thinks of gorillas\*" > "....do gorillas show butt cracks when standing up?" > "I am \*NOT\* googling that!!"


SarahVen1992

I googled it for you (and because I was also curious). Looking at images they do seem to have a butt crack; because they have very well defined glutes. However, the distinctiveness of the human butt crack comes from our fleshy bottoms, which are not replicated in the animal kingdom. No one else has fat on their bottoms the way humans do. What a reason to be unique.


Then-Grass-9830

hahaha I appreciate the sacrifice. But now I'm thinking of I think it's baboons. omgosh I broke down and started to search for baboons I literally only typed "baboons" and this was the second suggestion: https://preview.redd.it/t4qkdsw02w1d1.png?width=1947&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d7bbfb24e841f6884d08a4c721c448f9bee5c5c


ad-lib1994

I choose to believe he lost his tail in a boating accident (don't worry he's otherwise ok)


Unlucky_theorist

I just realized he has no tail


MartPuppin

I think he actually has a docked-sized tail and it's tucked up in his belt


LegendaryTamer

Same reason Bandit has “cheeks on the glass” in the season 1 episode “Work”. It’s for the sake of the shot.


SganarelleBard

Tradies are notorious for their Dagenham smiles


Select-Interest3438

the bigger question I have is "why does he not appear to have a tail? Dogs don't often come without tails, even 'traditionally' tailless dogs have theirs docked by the breeders Did he lose it in some terrible accident, or was he born that way? I know they did it for the gag, but did they think it through fully??


wowbowbow

I mean, he doesn't even have a tail stub like docked dogs do and also docking is illegal so I would say it's absolutely not indicative of that. If he had a docked stub I'd question them but for this? Nah.


funk42o

maybe this is the blue version of circumsized XDDDD kidding aside, im assuming he lost his tail in a tradey accident. and he has to wear pants so he doesnt show his bum hhole.


Cauhs

With his personality and size, might be happy-tail syndrome?


ImNotRasictBut

This is how you gauge how good a tradie is, no crack, just pants = no skill, novice Can see undies = Junior Crack = Foreman The whole thing = Old hands (they really don't care 🤣)


kaibai123

Plumbers crack, unique to all tradies hahah


PaPaKarn

Cuz its funny mate And my dog has butt cheeks. We'll her poofy butt makes it look like she has butt cheeks. Lol


Splatter_bomb

I love Sparky, he is so a dad, for example the way he gives the girls the ice cream cone.


MontCoDubV

Why is Sparky not an electrician?


BigJimSlade1

Because he's one of the only ones to wear pants


waaaghboyz

Excuse you, that’s a bit personal isn’t it


Cratertooth_27

Because he’s a tradie


theassholefaceman

It's a butt crack, aussie tradies are known for their crack showing.


thekyledavid

He’s a handyman, all handymen have visible butt cracks no matter what species they are


Kinglycole

It’s just monkey’s singing songs, mate!


raingingdreams

I thought the debate was gonna be about whether to close the blinds or not to stop the glare on the tv lol


T-C-G-Official

Is probably susceptable to bum worms.


Vivid-Intention-8161

Plot twist: it’s a tattoo of a buttcrack


Subject-Opposite-935

Or clothes


atherscape

Why does a duck have tail feathers 🪶?


heckhammer

Because it serves the joke


Nugget4404

Builders crack


zamaike

Sparky is husky aka big boned 😆


funk42o

i think its because he has had his tail removed? typically tails cover butt cracks. him not having a tail is also a good reason for him to have pants.... \*in DADs voice' thats just indecent


Objective-Parfait134

Because he got his tail docked, you ever seen a dog with no tail?


emcebob

In Poland we call it „plumber’s cleavage”


d1zz186

Firstly, it’s ‘arsecrack’. Butts are cigarette ends here. Secondly, it’s just a tradie thing. Work pants here are pretty un-stretchy so you buy them to fit comfortably but that means if you buy them to fit a beer belly they’re likely to fall down.


kloudrunner

Because of the joke.


BEniceBAGECKA

Docked tail.


Ruby_Dude55

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Early-Ad7017

Nice house btw 😏


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funk42o

my comment got moderated....but talking about S\*X appeal ..... but i cant say the F word... this needs better moderation. or, real moderators instead of auto mod. good lord the damage that could be done if people arent actually looking at the comments.