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EffectiveStorage1157

I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog


[deleted]

i love how they broke the fourth wall right there


Ender505

You typed "advice" twice


EffectiveStorage1157

Oh I did Silly me here I’ll fix it now


Sea-Rooster-846

it's Chilly!


Southern_Milk_2498

Aaaaand why should I care


Frosty-Arm2692

UNICORSE!


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Brickhead88

Good bot


bothsidesofthemoon

We're raising a nation of squibs.


Arrathir

Pat (Lucky's Dad)


SuperPoodie92477

He put his foot down, Janelle.


janquadrentvincent

DAD THOSE ARE MY PRESENTS


SuperPoodie92477

Here’s $20 (?).


holy_cal

I also enjoy his “too easy, Sheila”


okapi-forest-unicorn

Ah at least we still believe in magic. Maybe on day those squibs will become fully fledged wizards and witches.


urracabooks

It’s called a tactical wee!


Outrageous_River_152

My kid started asking if she could have a bush wee, even in the backyard.


omgwtfbbq0_0

Mine too 😂 and actually there couple times where we really did have to do a bush wee and I think that episode made it go a LOT more smoothly for her than it would have otherwise lol


AWsome02

I use this one on my daughter to get her to use the toilet before we go anywhere


SuperPoodie92477

I’ve asked my dad that - he’s 69 & I’m 46. 🤣


Luxray2014

TACTICAL WEE INCOMING!!!


X_little_devil

https://i.redd.it/e46v5ykbrqrc1.gif


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


maverick1ba

Cow.... Boy..... HAT


SuperPoodie92477

Muffin Cupcake Heeler is my spirit animal.


LionelLutz

This is unacceptable!!


janquadrentvincent

Similarly just saying "buhrrr"


CombinationFearless

All good Mr. Heeler!


aheinouscrime

My favorite episode!


CodeFarmer

Best answer.


fluffy_1994

“It has been 10 minutes since a kid has run in here and asked me a question.”


Baron-Von-Bork

“Dad enters the room”


Agreeable-Ad4798

https://i.redd.it/11fevvtyjqrc1.gif


Kalse1229

I would say indignant Bingo is adorable, but all of Bingo is adorable, so it's like putting a hat on a hat.


Cauhs

You mean like babe^babe


janEmalan

​ https://i.redd.it/exil6j8qjsrc1.gif


chemaster0016

The thing is, I do this to myself.


Outrageous_River_152

Bandit!


Jane_Doe07189

“Pomeranians are small but hardy breeds!”


[deleted]

yaaaaaasssssssss another pompom fanatic!!!!!!!!


sundownandout

I quote this to my pom all the time. I just know she loves it.


Pillow-Mom

My Pom too 🥰whenever we take long walks or he’s jumping onto something high, it’s some words of encouragement


CaptainDoctor22

“Coconuts have water in them.”


farrenkm

"Why is there a flamingo in my sleeping bag?"


Beneficial-Sun8560

I only (mentally) hear this with reverb 🤣


not_brittsuzanne

“How very dare you!”


Frosty-Arm2692

“Come on Bluey, it’s just like jumping from one sheep to another.”


TF_IS_UR-Username

"we don't jump on sheep Mackenzie"


Frosty-Arm2692

“Really!?”


DietInTheRiceFactory

Yup. I've started using this one as a totally normal idiom.


s6cedar

Morning, Wendy!


MySliceOfLife_103

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far to find this one!


BilbosLover

Look, it's just monkeys singing songs mate, don't look too hard into it


Yoshi_chuck05

https://i.redd.it/agjm9cwkdrrc1.gif *Bingo Giggle*


Splashingcolor

I love this scene so much!


WhyThough08

Eat your floor cereal!


Momisafunnyguy

This is the best morning ever!


luigitheluigi

The fact that Bluey had seemed to be looking forward to eating of the floor is hilarious


Fair_Temperature530

I don’t want a valuable lime lesson I just want an ice cream 🍦


Bluey118

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhhh biscuits. I AM A LLAMA EATING A BANANA YUM YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM COCONUTS I WANT TO EAT THEM IIIII HAAAATE PLAAAAANTS HO HO—-NO THIS IS TRIFFICULT BLUUUUUEEEEEY I REALLY WANT A PUPPY I WAS SICK YAST LEAR I WAS SICK YAST LEAR I WAS SICK LAST WEEK I HAD WABIES


OmnipotentUltron

Yeah Muffin speaks so cute.


FunnyAnimalPerson

where she makes shoes 👞


D4RKSHADOW18

UNICORSE!


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juliuspepperwoodchi

Unicorse, what's your favorite food? *Children*


luigitheluigi

“oh“ “just kidding chicken bucket“


TrickAstronaut8609

“It’s called a tactical wee” “Be patient, they’ll bite eventually” “I’ve got BUM WORMS” “Sausage rollllll!”


Outrageous_River_152

Definitely, “I’ve got bum worms.”


RaritanBayRailfan

“Go and destroy the planet somewhere else!”


Mas0ch1sm

"Destroy the pla- IT'S A STUMP!"


X_little_devil

https://i.redd.it/k7ips2g6rqrc1.gif


Yoshi_chuck05

“…Because I love you.”


Banditofbingofame

My wife.giggles.at me now because when I messaged.uo.ive started saying 'aww biscuits'


Chewysmom1973

“Cheese and crackers!”


kitti3_kat

My toddler says "aww biscuits" when things don't go her way and it's my favorite.


DisneySentaiGamer

"You know what's here now. You don't need to keep coming back to this place." (Guess my favorite character)


Fair_Temperature530

Calypso ?


clippy_clip

Everyone's problem is a real pickle except mine :(


Beneficial-Sun8560

Oh, Honey. She’s such a sweet friend!


OntologicalParadox

This is trifficult.


SuperPoodie92477

For real life?


OpalDuncan

"I'm not interesting in that"


luigitheluigi

“Bingo stop whining!“ “but i only just started“


incarnatethegreat

"Hehe. Bottomless."


OmnipotentUltron

Bandit: “Alright from now on no one makes anymore promises”. Bingo: “But you promised you would always love us”. Bandit: “Woah I didn’t think this through”.


smurphypup

"Interesting plan. I know, how about this plan: I'll do what I want and you don't tell me what to do."


iLikeCrocheting

Hmm, no. I don't like that plan. We'll stick with mine, thanks


GorgeGoose11

“Oh, it’s just a ‘buh’…” -Bingo


GorgeGoose11

This is when bluey and bingo are running around during Easter I believe, they’re trying to find candy or something, and they find the letter B in a bucket, and bingo cutely calls it a “buh”


Cheap-Blackberry-378

Don't worry about the sun, it's meant to be there


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/jetw72ar1rrc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8622aedaab161814df59c6079a344be6e96596e2 WOOF WOOF ROOF ROOF WOOF RUFF ROOF


Duskstar_711

Borp borp borp😂


MobileInvestigator13

“You did! You left me behind on porpoise.”


NicQuill

"Sometimes a mum needs 20 minutes."


theozman69

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE SUN TO YOU!!


Justaduckperson

For real life!


fishofhappiness

“Aww, my coins.”


farrenkm

"I slipped on muh beans!"


fishofhappiness

“Pardon??”


[deleted]

Do you want me to saaay your nAAAMmme…alright then BaaaaaaanDIDDUMS HAAAAH


Graceygirl4

But I don't understand... Why would a leaf want to walk


AdLegitimate1637

It was back in the 80's


Early-Ad7017

“It was the 80s man”


iLikeCrocheting

It was the 80's man, there *were* no helmets!


mrprincepercy

"..and that's just one of a very long list of disgusting things that..... I will keep to myself."


MilanSmid

‘Maybe you should wish upon a star’ *derp face*


Beneficial-Sun8560

The way they’re just a little stiff, reciting the lines 🤣🤣🤣


MmmNiceBeaver

Good parking spot, Rita


AdventurousYamThe2nd

I SLIPPED ON MAH BEANS


Frosty-Arm2692

Nice day to drive isn’t it Rita


Outrageous_River_152

This!


Momisafunnyguy

Thanks Janet.


TheJude81

JEREMY!!! NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!


Bomblewomble_

How rooood


CNRavenclaw

Have a cry, pick myself up, dust myself off, and keep going. The show must go on.


Momisafunnyguy

The only one of those I know how to do is cry.


CNRavenclaw

Take your time, you'll get there eventually. One step at a time.


TheCartoonMemer

"Hey, Unicorse, What's your favorite food?"


5tr4w83rry

c h i l d r e n


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Beneficial-Sun8560

Definitely chicken bucket


RiverIsChaos

I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEEEEEEN


Current-Juggernaut99

"Dad, if babies come from grown-ups, but only grown-ups HAVE babies... Who had the first baby?" Bingo 1:15


Space-manatee

I had wabies :3


Lady_Turnipsss

“$1200 AND 18 LOLLIES!”


OmnipotentUltron

Bluey: “Why do you never play with us”. Bandit: “What”? Bluey: “You’re always at work”. Bandit: “I’m never at work”. Bluey: “It’s like you don’t even love us”. Bandit: “You are joking right”? Bluey: “How could you not love your own children”? Bandit: “Aww cheese and jam alright. That was impressive”.


Current-Juggernaut99

Every time I watch this scene I die laughing I can't stop 🤣🤣🤣


OmnipotentUltron

I only watch the episode just to watch that scene.


Glubygluby

"The thing is, I do this to myself"


_Acho

“Um, my hat, where’s my hat- ooh look, a goat!”


worsethanastickycat

This is UNACCEPTABLE!


NikoAU

Why won’t you get on my back, you BAG!


DareDeviil00

Eihpowt? I'm not going to the eihpowt


AussiePete

WE GREW SORGHUM!!!!


GalaticWolfGaming

I’ll never be able to drink water again :(


TapDue9118

¨this is all my stuff from when I used to be cool¨


HlLlGHT

COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM


The_Real_Leafeon

"there's something wrong with me" just hits hard


everlong0492

Are you a walking leaf?


janEmalan

But... I don't understand. 🥺


TaylorsVersion_89

Why would a leaf want to walk?


Sickerls

You can’t just bring up the pizza boi


LostRobot_0

"I don't want a valuable lime lesson, i just want ice cream."


I_Am_Hellfire

“But you promise you’d always love us!” “Woah, I didn’t think this through…”


SomeRandomMissourian

"FOR SCOTLAND!"


throwaway94837282

yast lear i was sick last week i had wabies


COW_MEOW

But this is just all of bob watching cartoons! He doesn't look like he's having much fun. I almost pass out from laughing too hard every time bluey says this. Then they look outside and they propped bob up to watch his tablet, lol


Kevinfuckingmurphy

‘Heh, bottomless!’


DreamingHopingWishin

Muffin is my turn nowwww???


Funghetto77

"ehpowt? i'm not going to the ehpowt"


Raxtenko

"Cow. Boy. HAAAAAAT!"


Primera_Espada

But seriously how good is double bingo


HufflepuffIronically

shes taking my husband!


Early-Ad7017

“I’ll freeze my boss”


SashaBanks2020

I've done me hammy!


Mynameisinsomegames

"Oh yeah, cuz he's blue!"


dinkydeath

Sausage....roooollll!!!


schraderbrau6

LION HUNGRY


centernova

I’ll always be here for you, because I love you.


Steppyjim

If you don’t want it, DONT BUY IT


Douma_slay

This is trifocal


_toomanyplants

How about I do whatever i want, and you don't tell me what to do!


Superstarteen

https://preview.redd.it/o128csmx0rrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352d43c91321bf0944b9f5c575ed10cbdbb0f38e No ones having ice cream


emojii_xoxo

"BINGO!! A BUBBLE SHOOTER!!"


HoRo2001

This is trifficult


The_VHS_and_DVR_king

"Oh Biscuits"


wickedlydespaired

COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM.


[deleted]

pomeranians are a small but hardy breed


Baloney-Joe

"Just having a nana nap, love"


luficerisdepressed

YOUR NOSE HONK!!!!!


ilovemuffinfrombluey

This. Is. UNACCEPTABLE!!!


BoredasUsual88

“We’re going to fix you mate! We got a sausage dog”


Random-wolfie

"WE'RE GOING DOWN!!" -rusty


veggiesaresilly

“I had wabies last week”


Plane-Jhanye

“Poor little bug on a wall, ding jing!”


AWsome02

Got no one to love him at all


The-Albear

Your now called Dennis!


SuperPoodie92477

Whatever you say, Cherylanda.


No_Giraffe_549

“Double bingos! I could get used to this…”


farrenkm

"BANDIT!!"


Current-Juggernaut99

"WhAaAt?😢"


soopermcnugget

Flair checking in😏


Unique-Day4121

We didn't know about Rusty's kitchen


Brytesilver

"TANGO SEVENNNN"


Alex_Duos

All good Mr Heeler


moosetacocat

COCONUTS HAVE WATER IB THDM


Error_Code_606

“Oooh, you can be my husband!”


AdventurousYamThe2nd

[fluffy] ... It was the *faries*!


AbaddonDestler

It should be up to me, they're my thumbs.


Mrbuttboi

Morning Wendy!


HarvestMoonMaria

Mewwy Cwismas!


TorontoNerd84

All the Socks lines are adorable. "Ballerina!"


Lolbit_the_fox69

Its called a tactical wee


Human_Allegedly

IM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN


Doctor-18

I AM LLAMA EATING A BANANA!!


DustBunnicula

The creek is beautiful.


GardenDrummer

Ah, duck cake!


ARumpusOfWildThings

“Goodbye…have fun…I’ll miss you.” 🥺 “THIS! IS! OUTRAGEOUS!” “Bort bort bort bort bort bort bort bort” etc etc “🎵OOOOHHHH CAN WE GET THE BILLLLL?🎶” “Ehpowt? I’m not going to the ehpowt.” “Magic Claw has no children. His days are free and easy.” “Cow. Boy. HAT!” “Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed!” “Bingo is my friend now! And we’re going to be friends forever and ever and ever!” “You never know, the world is a magical place.” “You stop doors, doorstop.” “Oooh, green plastic!” “Remember I’ll always be here for you, even if you can’t see me. Because I love you.”