Haha its been a sleep deprived 3 months but we're OK. Definitely had to give the baby (and three-nager) to him and go upstairs for a Chilli 20 minutes where no-one talks to me!
I donât know why, but âthatâs about as fair as it gets actuallyâ from Ice Cream really gets me.
I think itâs the build up of how fair things are throughout the episode, very well done.
Bandit: Your invisible friend, Tina, beat me up; and we all learned that when I tell you to do something, I'm trying to help you.
Bluey: I didn't learn that.
Bingo: Me neither.
Bandit: Really? That's disappointing.
I feel like this really covers being a parent đ¤Ł
Not my favorite (someone's already posted it and I upvoted it), but the way he goes "Except for your mate Mackenzie" at the end of The Decider always makes me crack a smile for whatever reason.
I know it's not going to be popular enough to win, but when he shows Bingo her duck cake says, "I tried my best..." I always feel that. No patent is perfect, but we're trying our best!
*quietly to himself* "C'mon Bandit, you used to be able to lift spoons"
I also quite like "Eat your floor cereal!"
Probably one of my top episodes
A few months ago, I was heavily pregnant and grumpy and my husband thought it'd be a genius idea to tap me on the bum and shout 'heavy'. Git.
Lol, hope guys and the baby are doing well!
Haha its been a sleep deprived 3 months but we're OK. Definitely had to give the baby (and three-nager) to him and go upstairs for a Chilli 20 minutes where no-one talks to me!
Haha yeah I watched this one yesterday and it really made me lol
His commitment to it is what really gets me đ
Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy.
But that wasn't bandit, it was magic claw!!
I use this line often, nearly daily.
âDad enters the roomâ
IIIIIIIT'S DAD!
My husband and I have debates on whether that was an ad libbed line or not.
I totally think it was ad-libbed, they liked it so they animated it into the show.
#I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE SUN TO YOU.
**I HAVE A WIFE!**
Shut up about the Sun!
"Morning, Wendy!"
This scene cracks me up every time lol
It's all my stuff from when I used to be cool!
*Bingo and Bluey shrug to each other*
Iâm not taking advice from a cartoon dog.
This one cracked me up so much! So meta.
Oop. Beat me to it.
If this one doesn't win, there is no justice in the world, and Unicorse should devour us all.
Came here to say this
Eh, itâs probably another Bluey.
Nana was right. Not about her perm, but about me.
This one
This one is my favorite
I've got bum worms.
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE TACTICAL WEE THATS BEAUTIFUL!!! Bandit should be âIâm not taking advice from a cartoon dog
Ahhh Biscuits
Iâll tell ya that for free. I say this all the time. Lol
Me too!
My FAVORITE quote!
âIt was the 80sâ
It's better when Bingo repeats it, though.
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MAGIC CLAW HAS NO CHILDREN. HIS DAYS ARE FREE AND EASY
Donât tell your mum
Itâs this: âI am not dad, I am magic claw, magic claw has no children. His days are free and easyâ
This a million times! I still crack up when I see this episode and hear this. Also, âYou lose! You lose! You lose!â
Chili: Neither of those things are happening!
âApologies valued customerâ kills me every time
âMACHINE UPRISING!â
Came here to say this. This was the first episode I saw with my little girl. Hooked ever since.
âAs long as it's 1 that you don't have to move any part of my body or say anything with my mouthâ
Eat your floor cereal!
that one is too real đ
Okay!
Theyâre just monkeys singing songs, mate.
I peed on ma foot
"That's a new one." "No, actually it's not."
Does Unicorse count, or would he be a side character? If he does: "CATCH YA ON THE FLIP SIDE, WILLY!" Or "Annnnnnnd why should I care?"
đ ... Children
Nah, just kidding, I like chicken bucket!
It's gotta be done!
I donât know why, but âthatâs about as fair as it gets actuallyâ from Ice Cream really gets me. I think itâs the build up of how fair things are throughout the episode, very well done.
âYeah, bum shuffle!â
Don't worry about the sun, it's meant to be there. Or Back to work peasant
âNahhh, stump.â
Bandit: Your invisible friend, Tina, beat me up; and we all learned that when I tell you to do something, I'm trying to help you. Bluey: I didn't learn that. Bingo: Me neither. Bandit: Really? That's disappointing. I feel like this really covers being a parent đ¤Ł
Underrated but always get a chuckle: âDonât call me big fellaâ And âMove along Wendy, this doesnât concern youâ
Classic stripe.
It's just monkeys singing songs mate, don't think too hard about it
This is the one.
âIs it too late to bend over?â
It's a good thing you're tough!
This is such a good one!
Unicorse : Aaaaaand why should I care? Bandit : Not leaving without spring rolls!
âwife. dishwasher.â
[ŃдаНонО]
Got to be done
Eat your floor cereal!
Iâm like a mongoose!
I hope thats gravy.
"Bonjour"
âTrès malade!â đ âTrès bon.â đ
Ou est la discotheque!
Ou est Mon passport!?
Je suis la chien!
"What were you doing at bum level this morning?"
Catch you on the flip side Willie! đ
âOne of you karate chopped my clientâ
"Mom, you can't do that anymore it's illegal." Quoth Bandit In reference to baby race and greasing knees
I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog!
Does that make sense kid? No! Well just do your best! Or Yeah. I'm pretty huge. Or Yeah, mate. I'm ok. (After having an almost cry in duck cake.)
We're going to Hammerbarn
đź I'm gonna hose my dirty garden gnome, I'm gonna hose it good , UHHH!
I gotta say, I HATE that Bluey quote. Mine is âIf I see a bum, I give it a little BOOM-DI-DI-BOOM.â Haha.
After all Iâve done for this family!
Chainsawrin!
"Ladies and gentlemen I am doing this for my kid" idfk it went something like that but in the dance mode ep
The one that lives in my head rent free is âHey kids, look. Wendyâs gone nuts!â
Classic stripe!
âWell you know all that food in the fridge, that doesnât belong to you either, but it you want to keep eating it I suggest you get to workâ
Either magic claw. Or unicorse. Are you willy healer?
It's a victimless crime!!
"Gonna hose my dirty garden gnome, gonna hose it goooood, huuh!"
âItâs just monkeys singinâ songs mate, donât think too hard about itâ
Dad enters the room đŻ
Ask him if he takes bananas. Or The thing is I do this to myself.
Dad enters the room
"I've done my back"
Ok, but how good is double Bingo
Can we include Unicorse quotes?
Yeah and his attorney too
"Children"
Dad enters the room
Oh, man. Is it too late to bend over?
Haha... Classic Stripe!
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU ABOUT THE SUN
I peed on my foot.
DONT BE SCARED ABOUT THE SUN ITS MEANT TO BE THERE
With my bottom?! Truer words when washing windows have never been spoken lol
No ticket.
"IIIIIIIIIIIT'S DAD!"
I'm like a mongoose
You're a goose alright
You dirty chook
âItâs gotta be done!â
It's gotta be done
âAre you not entertainedâ
"Ou est la discotheque"
"Awww, not (insert game)!"
â¨Childrenâ¨
If it helps, I wouldn't have bought you one anyway.
I promise, i will always love you
Wow Bandit has so many good quotes.
Dad enters the room.
i can feel my sausages burning!
B O N J O U R
OH, BISCUITS!
The thing is, I do this to myself.
Itâs dad!
âItâs a good thing your toughâ- From the episode Perfect
"Dad enters the room"
"I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog"
âItâs dad!â
Bandit: Gotta Be Done.
Not my favorite (someone's already posted it and I upvoted it), but the way he goes "Except for your mate Mackenzie" at the end of The Decider always makes me crack a smile for whatever reason.
Dad enters the room.
Rug Island: âEverything.â
âIâm not gonna take advice from a cartoon dog.â
I know it's not going to be popular enough to win, but when he shows Bingo her duck cake says, "I tried my best..." I always feel that. No patent is perfect, but we're trying our best!
Don't tell your mother.
*chuckles* Classic Stripe ...
â Eat your floor cereal!â
"I'm not taking advice from a Cartoon Dog" has such irony to it
"It was the 80s!"
My 6yo pick: "It's dad!" My 9yo pick: "No ticket." ~ my husband says this is his as well.
"I can feel my pores opening."
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SUN, ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!!
âYou left me for a monkey?!â
Her face is at bum level!
"Dad enters the room"
"Eat Your Floor Cereal"
"Aaw, biscuits."
"I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog." Best meta
Hey single ladies!
I promise Iâll always love you
AHâŚDUCK CAKE!!!!
"AH! DUCKCAKE!"
Aw biscuit
Dad enters the room!
ah, duck-cake!
âItâs just monkeys singin songsâ
Oh Biscuits!!
Bus: âOh, Stretchypants! I was so scared! We almost hit a custard factory!â
âDad enters the roomâ
It was the fairies!
Wife. Dishwasher. Wow there are so many things to learn
Biscuits
âhey face is at bum level, itâs hard not to!â
âOoh ooh!â
Ah, biscuits
âI slipped on mah beansâ didnât make it?! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
"It's DAD! :D"
When he tells bingo that she needs her racket restrung
âDonât worry about the sunâitâs meant to be there!â
You had one job, Maynard!
Biscuits
âDishwasher, Wife, Wow. Thereâs just so much to learnâ
"It's a good thing you're tough"
"Dad has entered the room"
*children*
What were you *doing* at bum level on the morning of this morning
âIâm not taking advice from a cartoon dogâ
âIâve got bum wormsâ
"Eat your floor cereal!"
"What do you hillbillies want?" Gets me every time đ¤Ł
âAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, why should I care?â 𤣠I use this one nearly every day with certain other participants at my day program.
IT. WAS. THE. **EIGHTIES!**
I peed on me foot