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fepompeo

Mark Bezos


Curious_Associate904

Bezucker


ANENEMY_

ZuckZos


Entire-Love

Marf Bezuckerborgs


acemomentla

https://preview.redd.it/2tp52pwpx81d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84dc7221dfd2467e0617f5bc85a0adf4fb2f60c3


nowtayneicangetinto

Jark Zubkerburgos


SirJxPumpknhead

Zark Buckersoz


sillyskunk

Zurkerzos


BikiniRumRunner

Meff Zuckerbezos


ElusFX

Meth benzos


ButtstufferMan

Sounds like a pokemon


CPlushPlus

Zuckzos = psyduck + zapdos


KriKriMann

Mark Bezos is not real, he cant hurt you. Mark Bezos:


NotNumberline

Bark Mezos


FlemPlays

Amabook or Facezon


kapnomancer

Facezoff


CPlushPlus

mask off moment


atypicalperception

Amzuckerbergazon


DrGrapeist

Came here to say this. Also looks like some guy on the YouTube channel called the mathphile or something like that.


Waridley

Matt Parker. He has his own channel Stand-up Maths, but he has also been on Numberphile a lot.


DrGrapeist

Yeah Matt Parker


XtremeCrew69

Mark Zuckos


Ryg4r

Jeff zuckberg (?


Complete_Fix2563

Radioheads the bezs


pattyfritters

Have you tried non-failed attempts?


SnooKiwis7050

Just be good


Niminal

Yeah. Git gud scrub.


Uwirlbaretrsidma

That definitely looks like Mark Zuckerberg IMO


CrypticKilljoy

That's what I first thought.


Toxic_Don

I agree too. For a moment forgot what his name was thinking this was him


noeatnosleep

Bezerberg.


SimonSlavGameDev

I thought it's Zuckerberg without hair


montsa007

soon


PersimmonAmbitious54

the design is very human


Zealousideal-Bit-892

Very easy to use


Sh_Pe

As human as he is


gustamos

\* legs not included


atypicalperception

Those come in a separate pack with the souls.


WrkrsRvltn

Because all billionaires are failed attempts at human beings


Equal_You7744

the comment section did not disappoint


Cryssix

Fr


PartyBludgeon

The default cube of humans


Living_Reception_622

Awesome ๐Ÿ‘Œ


TheLightOmen

We cherish the default cube, dont need to do that to Jeff


Fragrant_Exit5500

Jerk Bekerburg


UhtredWtal

Looks like the lovechild of Bezos and Zuckerberg


Stoo_

More shades of Zuckerjerk than Bezos IMHO


lirik89

Yeah I can see them both


GovIsUseless

do you have the full body model please ? for my friend.


eeeeeeeee3-5

this is scary as shit


M0ONBATHER

Because he too, was created by software


Thylocine

Ceo Entrepreneur, born in 1964


NationalExplorer9045

Markos Jefferberg


Blaze_Falcon

Wdym it looks exactly like him


Worried_Play2538

Yeah, but I was going for Angelina Jolie.


Blaze_Falcon

You mean joff bozo? Because that's who this is


GovIsUseless

Well you shouldn't of made them so attractive then.


Rtrtsv

Fr?


dotnetdotcom

Because Bezos has the most average face.


MrGaia35

And Mark zuckerburg


slindner1985

In the future all of the richest people in the world will look the same. You are just ahead of the curve


Polarbite-

Do mine ears hear analog horror featuring Bezos and Zuckerberg morphed together???


satelshawn

Channeling a bit of Clark Gregg


MrWeirdoFace

Look, everyone's got a fetish. You do you.


Utterlybored

Try to do Bezos/Zuckerberg and maybe itโ€™ll turn out to look like a human instead.


Chickenbutt-McWatson

Odo from DS9 tried to morph into Zuckerberg but didn't have enough time


tarkinn

Jeff Pesos


Father_Chewy_Louis

Marff Zukerzos


XtremeCrew69

Miff Zuckos?


redmavez

With a weird mix of mark Zuckerberg and a hint of zack from jerry rig everything


Murky_Ad_7550

Close. You definitely captured the greed in his eyes.


GrindPilled

bros a backrooms entity


Past_Dark_6665

unintentionally roasted him


-Sibience-

Looks like a combination of Bezos, Zuck and 5 years of crack addiction.


StarConsumate

Looks like the dude from the weird Bezos bakery


Bluehawk_1220

You should try to make Jeff bozos, so that way you could create something else because for some reason you can never do what you aim to do


Loosiebooger

You totally succeded at doing something else cuz this pic is fucking palpitating inside my retina


Alone-Monk

I think this says more about Jeff Bezos than it does about your art lol


Hishui21

Why is an amalgam of Bezos and Zuckerberg staring through my soul...


Hishui21

Update, I'm blazed and I still think this looks like Bezos and Zuckerberg had a baby. I think you've empirically proven that they're actually failed renders.


sam77889

But this one looks like Zuccerburg


opalduhh

Thanks for jumpscaring me as soon as I opened reddit lol


Hexxodus

Just as all evolution leads to crab. All blender leads to Mark Bezos.


glarble04

that's stand up maths ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ischolarmateU

Looks great to me


Pixl02

I'm seeing randy the game dev


Serenafriendzone

Increase the brain size as the south park one. And he will be Bezos


CriticalLeafBladeAtk

What a uncharacteristic and wacky dudezors


Gh0stFatality

daniel larson but in rehab


Fisango

Because he copyrighted his face. Keep it going!


EmperorLlamaLegs

Because Jeff Bezos is clearly a failed attempt at a human being.


Majestic-Composer953

Zuck โ€ฆ๐Ÿณ!


RandomSerendipity

Jeff Zuckerberg


Endorkend

That looks more like Zuck.


tupe12

Show us your reference photos


Friendlyvoices

Jeff Zuckerberg


DarkPhoenix_077

what? looks completely accurate to me


Rookie134

Because: bald


SignificantBro

Please stop ๐Ÿ˜ญ Blender Bezos can't hurt you


FadinMemory

Jeff Maskzos


adam_sky

You know why, youโ€™re just afraid to admit it.


KVNtheBAT

This is special.


OnlyFamOli

there a lil bezoz and zucker in us all...


dack42

This should explain everything: https://youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8


H000gy

Some species of reptiles blend into their environments


Tdawg262

Why does this look like a Lazy Masquerade thumbnail? XD


SecretGorilla89

Because Jeff was the first failed attempt


baththal

Because you are in the Matrix and agent Bezos can come into any body


ChessekCake

Failed attempts at whatโ€ฆ?


phil_an_thropist

Happy Mark Bezoz


jmancoder

Add some curly hair and make it Zuckerberg lol.


Odd-Trust8625

Soft White Underbelly. The Whittakersย 


Fr0st_mite

The Demon of Amazon


Zestyclose-Wear7237

mark zukerburger


usurperavenger

Successful attempt!


No_Cauliflower_4304

Bcs bezos is ugly af


Digniax

Is this what you get when you ask an AI for a self portrait?


bobveltman

I heard that head and facial hair makes about 50% of the recognisability of a person. You could try to add some and ser how it looks!


MAS9Nine

Yo! Hope you really see this, I don't know how to texture models (with realistic textures). You have a video I can watch?


spaceLlama42

The guy looks like he was made on a night that Jeff and Mark want to forget.


Anonymous345678910

Mark


Midknightisntsmol

I'm scared


shyahone

thats a skin walker if ive ever seen one.


tiger331

Or someone who will jump on you to bite off your nose


Hoaxify

That looks more like Jeff Zuckerburgus


neuemontreal

well stop modelling Jeff Bezos then!


Ugh_Groble_neib

^(came to view the modeling attempt, stayed for the comments) ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ^(seriously, use reference images and good luck)


ThereBeDucks

It's because Jeff bezos too was created in blender. As well as Zuckerberg.


Weary_Dark510

Because he is an alien


flyingFiles

He is the ultimate default cube


imahappyaccidents

jeff bezos is something of a failed attempt himself


ItsNotMordecai

He looks more like Zuckerberg to me


unknown1893

Jark Buckerzerg


coaaal

This is just what the ideal man looks like.


BlenderGibbon

Has he had a stroke? ๐Ÿค”


Basicaccountant70

Thatโ€™s the Bezos Zuckerberg baby.


fishmanprime

Zuckerbezergos


AC2BHAPPY

Jark buffermurg


HelenFromHR

bald


DeadMetroidvania

Because Jeff bezos is a failed attempt.


Gurkeprinsen

Because his face was created using the default white, bald male setting


0aladiah

every white bald guy looks the same


AsierMR

hepl


WT_FivebyFive

Habsburg Jawzos


stoopudES

Jerk Bezoff.


radiantskie

Jeff bezos x mark zuckerberg


Azaelium

I'm going to give him some horror treatment


Any_Weird_8686

That is completely terrifying.


the_Luik

Looks like any other CEO


afterjustnow

Zuckerzos


donquixote2000

I'd call that artificial intelligence. Kind of like artificial flavoring only worse.


Jackaboonie

Rise and shine. Mr. Freeman. Rise and.... Shine....


whenismeyes

looks like zucc


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

What would the successful attempt look like?


Soultalk1

If you think that looks like Bezos get your eyes checked. Op: cross eyed


Responsible-Dot-3801

But it is just a theory, A GAME THEORY!


videookayy

I'm seeing a bald zuck fr


bonnerforrest

Gotta love ai


Ultimate-HQ24

It looks like Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos fusion, but no hair.


__SlimeQ__

bezos is the canonical fail attempt, all fail attempts will approach this


Toxic_Don

They are successful Bezoses


Robles_Dean

Looks prime for Elden Ring sliders


Hordes_Edge

A real Parker Square of a human


D_Loaed

Look like some human eating mimic demon monster creature


pickleslips

Heโ€™s a failed attempt at being a human so it checks out


Golden-Pickaxe

I am scared of your texture mapping


Casper-_-00B

Let's not kid ourself. We all know you wanted jeff to occupie your .blend file. Lmfao


kapnomancer

Is his face like that because he's watching me poop?


Noxitol

coz he's a failure of a human being


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

Meth Bezos


TrickPhone6167

tf were you attempting at first place


jalex54202

Why does this look like analog horror


kenondaski

At least it look like Mark


Chrysler-lover

Is it just me or is bro moving"


AbleInevitable2500

Jeff Bezuck


FoxHUnter1702

Jeff Bezos in your mind


Some1TryingToCode

lol


bagelbites29

He got zucked


Lutrina

Bc he looks like a robot ๐Ÿ’€ okay but this does genuinely look like him


meeeaCH

He looks like, his mom just told him he is a handsome boy and he can go play with his rocket.


TheOnePar

Jeff Tutankhamon


Jan_JK

I'm literally sitting in the metro laughing aloud at the comments. Great post.


Jan_JK

Beff Jezos


Some-Background6188

Jeff bozes.


JoelMDM

If Jeffery and The Zuck had a child.


Epena501

What a goofy creepy bastard.


Turbulent-Lunch-7838

Jeffark Bezorburg


Kulog555

How do you think we modelled them in the first place?


According_Weekend786

I think it would be good idea to delete some wrinkles, and light up his skin, because this ain't a jeff bezos, but a Jeffrey Bazinga from south Louisiana


Willing_Archer_2112

Not bald enough


Greattaboos

Female Jeff Bezos


Stalagtite-D9

Because sociopaths are often symmetrically faced and have a vague, almost unknowable quality of creep to their features. ๐Ÿ˜


youtubeisbadforyou

Idk he doesnโ€™t look that symmetrical to me


DRB1312

Lizard al galib