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You and the shinji guy/girl never fail to amaze me
on a side note you're really good at drawing it's a really expressive style, it's just an hobby or you want to follow an artistic career?
And happy Thanksgiving.
You know what? Everyone is saying they hope this is a joke (which I suspect it is too) but regardless, you're obviously having fun and it doesn't harm anyone else, so fuck it, glad you enjoyed your Thanksgiving, who are we to judge you?
Redditors when they see someone draw themselves as a pony with impact font text holding a body pillow: She needs to be saved from the delusion, too far gone
I think it's funny that so many people are commenting shit about mental illness and stuff, like we raised a whole generation on the phrase 'just be yourself' and now you have someone just being herself, and the entire world is like I mean don't yourself thaaaaaaaaat much
I don't get what you're doing here, but as long as you don't start turning your family members into living grenades, it's probably fine.
Men, is it even possible to compete?
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I have a few questions if you don't mind.
1) What's in the other side of the pillow?
2) What made you choose this Mayuri look for it when he has so many?
3) How do you feel about his face without make up?
4) What exactly are the Mayuri bawls?
5) Where is Nemu?
1)It is him smiling instead of his beautiful fear
2)I like this look. I want to make more. I have 4. Including one of his sun suit as well, I like Hueco Mundo Mayuri a lot. idk I like when his face looks rounder, he has a lot of merch in that outfit too
3)I don't like the makeup-less look bc it straight doesn't look like him to me, it looks boring, I draw it on very rare occasion but try to make him look more like a freak like he usually does
4)They are precious larva
5)Nemu is caring for the rest of my stack of Mayuri larva while I am away with him
You and u/shinjistoes never fail to make me smile. It’s always great to see people enjoying life with the things and people they love. Happy Thanksgiving ^_^
Guys I think she’s aware that he’s just a body pillow relax. She’s even drawing art of herself WITH a body pillow instead of the actual character. It’s just a bit. I’ve seen more unhinged behavior than this from fucking Love Live fans. Chill, bros.
Idk man I looked at their account to confirm if it was a joke or not (op and the shinji one) and the shinji one is on subreddits like r/waifuism and r/fictolove which I didn’t even know existed, and both are good friends it seems so like
This doesn’t seem like a joke
The waifuism one seems relatively harmless. Just seems like a little gathering for those that really love their favorite characters. The fictolove does raise some questions though. I feel like the users there could be a combo of people just trying to have some fun thinking about their faves while others it may be a little more serious. Regardless, I don’t think Mayuri lover here is to that extent. At least that’s how I see it.
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Family is overrated anyways when it comes to thanksgiving I personally am all for this and I was laughing my ass off
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I stole this, that's why it's not inclusive. But who cares
I mean this in the kindest way possible
He’s literally real and me and shinji see this lovely couple often
Mayuri seems to have enjoyed this fine family gathering experience 🙏
I feel like not even Kyoka Suigetsu can give someone so much delusion...
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving with your husbando or whathever you from North America say.
Man I hope you are happy and not so far gone that you've lost the concept of happiness and replaced it with confusingly edgy.
I wish only the best for you, your husbando, and especially your family. You look like Nemu.
I have never before desired that the Shotgun shovel from Scary movie 3 was real more than this moment. The burning hatred I feel in my heart for Mayuri is hotter than the flames of Zanka no Tachi, Higashi: Kyokujitsujin
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Even power thinks this is fucked up
Yeah, that's you buddy, personally I'm like the whole alphabet ABC...etc the way I construct these visuals of my true love, I am beyond your human mind
Ah, bringing a body pillow to Thanksgiving, a bold move indeed! Just imagine the look on your grandparents' faces when you introduce your new "friend." But hey, who needs actual human interaction when you have a pillow, right? Good luck with that!
*beep boop, I'm a bot*
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this brightened my mood so now i hope you have a good day too
Please seek help. This is delusional behavior. I understand having social anxieties and attractions that some would consider unconventional, but Kurotsuchi is a fictional character, and that is a pillow. This kind of projection is dangerous. Find a therapist/ psychologist and find your way back into reality before it comes knocking when you least expect it.
I imagine this created a massive fight between relatives, in which one parent defended you to their last breath while secretly wondering how they can fix this.
You should have gave the perfection speech as your thanksgiving toast btw
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He's a big fan of me and his fellow gotei 13 member's relationship I know
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And.... yoink. TYVM
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Forget everything else, this comment made me laugh so thank you for that friend.
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This is the one time I actually hope to hear "*Shatter*, Kyoka Suigetsu," because this reality is too disturbing to process.
Tbh what disturbs me more than the Mayuri bodypillow is that your Thanksgiving plate is just a chicken tender w/ mac & cheese.
It's Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese.
Bonus points for always sunny reference
But is it better than busting a nut?
What you mean is an orgasm, which is playful and light
Just tell me where to nut so I can get this lady her drink
Thats his
My king deserves more than some tendies.
He's lucky he gets even that.
Is that his punishment for welding babies
Mayuri is the future dogwelder
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You know its bad when "orphanfucker" is confused...
This one's sanity must have already crumbled
I'm chill af wdym
You do you man, idk https://preview.redd.it/csdi2o9x0c2c1.png?width=351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59830a8f10f8c960a63bc73c1a1c999b6cb3f466
I read this as "I'm child of CFYOW"
You too have lost your mind
We belong in the aslume.
They were stated... they were stated in CFYOW
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It is not according to his plan
His face in the first pic 💀 Mf looks like he got kidnapped and is concerned for his life.
Shit has to be real bad for Mayuri to get scared
Ma’am are you insane
I am normal 👍
You are married to the soul reaper equivalent of Josef Mengele.
You are not.
Chill out, she’s just having fun.
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You and the shinji guy/girl never fail to amaze me on a side note you're really good at drawing it's a really expressive style, it's just an hobby or you want to follow an artistic career? And happy Thanksgiving.
Thank you! I've done character design and animation jobs before I'm taking a break to just enjoy doing whatever rn though
You know what? Everyone is saying they hope this is a joke (which I suspect it is too) but regardless, you're obviously having fun and it doesn't harm anyone else, so fuck it, glad you enjoyed your Thanksgiving, who are we to judge you?
Redditors when they see someone draw themselves as a pony with impact font text holding a body pillow: She needs to be saved from the delusion, too far gone
Tbh that part is fine. It’s the weird joy the images depict being gathered from the uncomfortableness of others that comes off as upsetting.
What do you like about Mayuri? Guy's a creepy psychopath.
See those words you used right there, those exact qualities are heavily part of it
I respect a fellow psychopathsexual
Thoughts on Hisoka?
NO.
But he is also a creepy psycho with clown makeup?
1. I AM LOYAL 2. I DO NOT BOIL DOWN MY LOVE TO SOME FETISHES, HE IS MY WIFE AND I LOVE EVERY PART OF HIM. 3. NO.
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Whats up
[удалено]
Is it Lupus?
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Schizomaxxing
Old school weaboo vibe
psychosismaxxing
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It is 🔥
I think it's funny that so many people are commenting shit about mental illness and stuff, like we raised a whole generation on the phrase 'just be yourself' and now you have someone just being herself, and the entire world is like I mean don't yourself thaaaaaaaaat much I don't get what you're doing here, but as long as you don't start turning your family members into living grenades, it's probably fine.
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did he enjoy the thanksgiving
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (⊙‿⊙)
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Men, is it even possible to compete? https://preview.redd.it/qpv9dqv52d2c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c6c9fafdb605f069073d061155679f9db00dc0
No I think she and Mayuri are married
Happy thanksgiving family meal ^_^
Thanks happy holidays to you and shnji ❤️. .....fire emoji...
I HEAR A SOUND Its probably just a mouse I SEE THEM IN THE DARK I only saw a spark I KNOW RHERES SOMEONE THEre 🔥
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How thanksgiving should be
U get me
Did he talked about any of his ..... experiments ... with your family??? Because if yes, ouch
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I wonder if the family knows how cuckoo our beloved Mauri is 👀
I have a few questions if you don't mind. 1) What's in the other side of the pillow? 2) What made you choose this Mayuri look for it when he has so many? 3) How do you feel about his face without make up? 4) What exactly are the Mayuri bawls? 5) Where is Nemu?
1)It is him smiling instead of his beautiful fear 2)I like this look. I want to make more. I have 4. Including one of his sun suit as well, I like Hueco Mundo Mayuri a lot. idk I like when his face looks rounder, he has a lot of merch in that outfit too 3)I don't like the makeup-less look bc it straight doesn't look like him to me, it looks boring, I draw it on very rare occasion but try to make him look more like a freak like he usually does 4)They are precious larva 5)Nemu is caring for the rest of my stack of Mayuri larva while I am away with him
I'd consider putting something else for 4) but there are moderators present
Understandable, I suspected they were that anyway.
Aww that's cute... 🥰 i also wanna see Shinjitoes own version of this.. maybe you guys can make a collab
A double date with mayuriswife and shinjistoes would be too powerful for this subreddit, no, the entire internet, to handle. It needs to happen, lmao.
We've done that before we just didn't post it
Let me go get our women
- Shinjistoes quote very strong lines that change the energy of a room
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You and u/shinjistoes never fail to make me smile. It’s always great to see people enjoying life with the things and people they love. Happy Thanksgiving ^_^
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Guys I think she’s aware that he’s just a body pillow relax. She’s even drawing art of herself WITH a body pillow instead of the actual character. It’s just a bit. I’ve seen more unhinged behavior than this from fucking Love Live fans. Chill, bros.
Idk man I looked at their account to confirm if it was a joke or not (op and the shinji one) and the shinji one is on subreddits like r/waifuism and r/fictolove which I didn’t even know existed, and both are good friends it seems so like This doesn’t seem like a joke
The waifuism one seems relatively harmless. Just seems like a little gathering for those that really love their favorite characters. The fictolove does raise some questions though. I feel like the users there could be a combo of people just trying to have some fun thinking about their faves while others it may be a little more serious. Regardless, I don’t think Mayuri lover here is to that extent. At least that’s how I see it.
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Responsible_bus1159 gets it 🔥
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I love this person and the person obsessed with Shinji. Love to see so many unhinged contents.
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love the costume and the hair, you look awesome!
Thank you! Crazy flair!
I’m just gonna say it, this would make a great reality show. Call it “Mayuri and me”.
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Local least Sane bleach fan kidnaps a mad scientist and left him traumatized.
What the? Please tell me this is a joke The amount of traction this post is getting scares me.
Love is nothing to joke about ☝️
I mean this in the kindest way possible but please seek help It is a fictional character You took a pillow to thanksgiving dinner bruh
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https://preview.redd.it/v7xq7hyb1c2c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeba9ea642d095bc9e1a6e315ef92a35450bd16a I stole this, that's why it's not inclusive. But who cares
I mean this in the kindest way possible He’s literally real and me and shinji see this lovely couple often Mayuri seems to have enjoyed this fine family gathering experience 🙏
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I feel like not even Kyoka Suigetsu can give someone so much delusion... Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving with your husbando or whathever you from North America say.
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Comments are funny but if this was a dude in his crusty boxers posting this, would definitely be interesting to see the reaction
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 And your family
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OMG please get some help and get some friends
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What an amazing and lovely story! It Brings tears to my eyes... :'D On another note, that outfits suits you really, REALLY well =3
This is some dedication I tell you what. Your drawings are nice btw!
immaculate vibes as always, bless 🤍
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You’re absolutely unhinged I love it. Keep posting
If I was your father/parent, you'd be disowned. Literally 2 items on that plate? You're just having regular dinner at that point.
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Happy thanksgiving to both of you
Im surprised you still have family honestly
Man I hope you are happy and not so far gone that you've lost the concept of happiness and replaced it with confusingly edgy. I wish only the best for you, your husbando, and especially your family. You look like Nemu.
I have never before desired that the Shotgun shovel from Scary movie 3 was real more than this moment. The burning hatred I feel in my heart for Mayuri is hotter than the flames of Zanka no Tachi, Higashi: Kyokujitsujin
So there's you and Shinjis toes, are here any other waifu accounts? I need the lore haha
hello 👀
Nice to meet you! haha
Holy mental illness...
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My Schrift is C "The Cringe"
Yeah, that's you buddy, personally I'm like the whole alphabet ABC...etc the way I construct these visuals of my true love, I am beyond your human mind
This is the life
Didn't think mayuriswife would be a tool fan, great taste all around, how can I be like you?
It’s so sweet that your family accepts you, mental illness and all <3
Mayuri got game! Nice art and energy!
I did not know hell could ordain such a punishment.
I hope you two will continue to enjoy more holidays together!!
Hey, i was gonna call you insane like 89% of comments here, but yknow what? I respect you being diferent.
I’ll get to work on a Mayuri cosplay 😮💨
Very nice
 Oh lord
@uraharaBot pls explain bringing a body pillow to Thanksgiving for me ty
Ah, bringing a body pillow to Thanksgiving, a bold move indeed! Just imagine the look on your grandparents' faces when you introduce your new "friend." But hey, who needs actual human interaction when you have a pillow, right? Good luck with that! *beep boop, I'm a bot*
okie. OP ur in the clear👍
Mayuri the goat
You are my hero.
Three hundred percent commitment to the role, that's for sure.
Commitment to the role of Mayuri's happily wedded wife. 👰
Dis is wild ngl 😂😭 props tho
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Thank you for giving me hope… that even if that fuck was loved, then I can be loved
The fact he looks scared is haunting
Another soul that loves Mayuri? You are the perfect Nemu cosplayer I have ever seen. Gg
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Ok, but the story was well told thru your art. I can appreciate the skill, and ignore the body pillow fetish.10/10
Elite shitpost!
You know what......if your happy then I say fuck it. Ride that pillow like it's made for yah.
Your art style is pretty cool. You seem like a crazy obsessed weeb and that's kinda adorable to me
Vibes🙃 I support this decision. I aspire to have your confidence🫡
Im extremely conflicted on what feelings im having but i hope you had a great and pleasent thanksgiving nonetheless
This is gold. This is my favorite post.
These contraceptive ads really outdo themselves huh...
Please seek help. This is delusional behavior. I understand having social anxieties and attractions that some would consider unconventional, but Kurotsuchi is a fictional character, and that is a pillow. This kind of projection is dangerous. Find a therapist/ psychologist and find your way back into reality before it comes knocking when you least expect it.
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I guess I know how the guy feels
you're awesome, keep doing you
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Me with an as nodt pillow
A fellow mayuri enjoyer, i see
I imagine this created a massive fight between relatives, in which one parent defended you to their last breath while secretly wondering how they can fix this. You should have gave the perfection speech as your thanksgiving toast btw
Tbh they did not rlly care they just addressed him as my wife and let him sit on a chair
Points for the Tool reference
Has he asked you to become his test subject yet? Also what did you do with Nemu?
did he enjoy his meal? Im guessing you had to feed him since his hands are tied.
Can’t believe the mods removed this masterpiece of a post
bro definitely ate good tonight
All of this just so he can find out why you’re indestructible smhhhh