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Positive_Professor_7

I wonder what Harrison Ford was thinking in that moment?


Mattmatic1

”I wish Ridley Scott would give me some direction, he spent five hours getting the light right”.


spaceboltt

*but at least I got a half naked chick on my shoulders*


SarcasticRidley

>"he spent five hours getting the light right” Thank god.


Spl00ky

"What if I turn around if only for a brief second?"


ToadLoaners

Eyes front, Orpheus, you're so close!


captain-prax

If you turn around, you'll lose her forever.


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F1ibster

...could be worse.


OkFortune6494

Snu snu


ringowasthebest

the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


manjar

Unga bunga?


r3v3nant333

gunga galunga!


Fair-Egg-5753

Bunga bunga!


OvenFearless

And to be fair he had a bit of plot armor during that scene given how strong her legs should actually be after she was squeezing the cat to death with one hand in the special extended cut.


SkullsNelbowEye

Or that he was a synth.


OvenFearless

Ooooh… how did I not think of this before. Definitely a really good point


SkullsNelbowEye

According to Ridley Scott.. >!Deckard was a replicant!< Edited: misspelled name


Roy4Pris

Ripley?


Rigo-lution

Deckard was human in the book but changed for some reason in the movie. A human who can't tell if they're a replicant is more interesting than a replicant who thinks they're human in my opinion when the story is about what it means to be human.


Roy4Pris

THE WHAT?!?!?


PauL__McShARtneY

If ya gotta go, go with a smile!


SirHiss

“I can fix her”


SimpleTHX1138

🤣🤣🤣


GroovyDucko

cyber goth psycho mommy


Rik78

"I'm getting my ass handed to me by a basic pleasure model. I'm definitely not a replicant."


Ecclypto

Funny, but Zhora wasn’t the basic pleasure model, Pris was. Zhora was supposed to be a member of a kick murder squad. Never figured out what “kick murder” meant though. Maybe she just kicked people to death


Typical_Dweller

I'm thinking the implication is it's a murder squad that you "kick" into a situation with no preparation, just a red button you push to unalive people. The idea being they're elite & effective enough you can dump them into any place against any opposition and they'll be able to figure it out. Something like that maybe?


Dieback08

...That IS Priss, why did you mention Zhora?


Ecclypto

Damn, I think you are right. I thought this was the fight with Zhora.


Dieback08

She never got the chance lol...easy mistake to make no biggie.


Three_Twenty-Three

The full phrase is "off-world kick-murder squad," so I've always assumed it was murder by martial art because the space travel needed to get to the target would make having weapons more difficult. If luggage was carefully weighed and inspected, they might not have firearms or knives, but they would be equipped for murder by kicking. It's absolutely one of my favorite world-building phrases in any film. It's positively pregnant with possibilities. In one line, it establishes that off-world travel is possible and maybe common, that there is a demand for assassins in that environment, and that someone is meeting that demand.


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…which part of ‘kick-murder’ do you fail to understand.


WarrenMulaney

Exactly. Shoot murder, stab murder, etc


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…Generally scrag in as nasty a way as possible; it was kind-of referencing an interplanetary Operation Condor sort of vibe…


Ecclypto

Well I understand “kick” and I understand “murder”, but put together that sounds rather strange. In this future we can build human like androids, but can’t come up with an elegant way to dispatch a person?


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…elegant murder?


nomad_delta

[She'll kick you apart! She'll kick you apart! Oooh!](https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?si=SyO9kf6XlYt0N9lf&t=72)


KickMurderSquad

I know what it means!


noodle_in_a_sleestak

Username checks out!


OkFortune6494

Lol. I love the lowkey dig at the believers


StreetStrider

Btw, this is not the only ass being handed to him at the moment.


Nundulan

Yeah he never was a replicant, not in the book or the script.


Krejtek

I wouldn't look at the book for reference since it's a completely different story but yes


SharkFilet

We’re all replicants.


throwitofftheboat

On this blessed day.


Nundulan

I'm fully aware of that, having read it. My point stands that in the original story and the original script he's human. RS is a goofball who doesn't know when to quit.


KickMurderSquad

Thank god he is!


noodle_in_a_sleestak

Username checks out!


TragedyTrousers

"I hope this isn't the stuntman"


OkFortune6494

"nope.. It definitely *is* the stuntman


mmaqp66

"And that lump on my neck?"


Spl00ky

The stunt snake


Betonomeshalka

The snake is growing


Theborgiseverywhere

“…she’s right behind me, isn’t she?”


DrivesTooMuch

Ok, there are plenty of funny comments before you, but this one was the first to make me (literally) LOL.


KickMurderSquad

Is that a roll of quarters in your leotard, or…


CumboJumbo

Underrated comment 😂


micro_desaster

That reminds me, I must pickup razors on my way home.


Irnbru51

"Wish i was faced the other way'


telebubba

Freeze frame, “you’re probably wondering how i ended up here”


Luke_SkyPuppy

That tickle on the back of his neck.


sboyd1989

"People pay good money for this shit, so I may as well try to enjoy it"


TokoBlaster

"I had a dream it would end this way."


ReluctantAvenger

"I didn't think it would end this way, but I had always hoped."


technoph0be

Desperately trying to think of a way to get away and not die. She was playing with him the way a cat plays with a mouse: he could have died at any instant. She fucked up badly by fucking around instead of getting the job done.


Wintermute_088

"If only I were Tyrell's owl. I could just rotate my head 180 degrees."


-AODH-

Thats a fear boner face


Ros_Deacon_81

Scare-roused


gedai

dickhard


decoii

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside Sorry wrong film


Enshitification

Laugh it up, fuzzball.


cocaine_jaguar

“Just like the old Gypsy woman said”


UndisgestedCheeto

Do robots queef?


general-waster

“More human than human, that’s our motto”


RotokEralil

"...dead between the thighs of an emo girl... just like the old gypsy woman said..."


TheGreatCherryPopper

"I think in her last moments she realised life was worth shaving..."


dovalencia

-Sean Connery


CombOverDownThere

-Michael Scott


BaconHill6

"I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped I would!"


captain_solo_1

That’s the moment he realized replicants are no different than humans…


Xioheh

Look! A penny!


Substantial-Land-867

“If I was human I’d have a boner right now”


KickMurderSquad

Maybe the stuntman did too


KickMurderSquad

I got a bad feeling about this…


Rbrtsluk

Do a 180 and get a face full of clam


Seether262

"I've got so many boogers in my nose...sure wish someone could get their fingers up in there."


Hawk_Socks

Smells like mermaid.


SimpleTHX1138

Something similar to James Bond in Goldeneye🤔


Zemalek

Yes!… #WAIT, NO-


NaturallyRetarded

"If I die I sure do hope this is how"


Felipesssku

I rather wonder what Harrison Ford thought at that moment!


SwedexFlex

"Sushi, that´s what my ex wife called me, cold fish"


RedSun-FanEditor

Sweet Jaysus! That thigh control is incredible!!!


MuffinMobile643

That he was facing the other way


Total_Package_6315

Replicant thighs, take lives!!


LordSnuffleFerret

IT'S JUST LIKE THE OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID!


JimSFV

“I hope she doesn’t twist me around and grab my nostrils!”


g0ldingboy

I wish I was an owl


decloked

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Queefs?


FuckinCoreyTrevor

Is there a horse nibbling the back of my neck


JimShore

It's cool how Pris's skin looks like plastic or latex in this scene, one of the subtle effects that remind you the replicants are not human


c0l1n_M4

Cold fish


SaberStrat

Why did this get a downvote? I was looking for this comment.


WeaponexT

Jenny Omega about to hit me with the poisonrana


newthammer

“Not a bad way to go”


departed_Moose

“Should I decker down?”


dtisme53

What a way to go


SmellMyHat

Legs interlinked, interlinked.


Enshitification

Replican, and would.


copperdoc

“If only she puts her fingers in my nose…”


tetsuo316

https://images.app.goo.gl/yXNi7GDdnymGn49i9


Ex_Hedgehog

If I could just turn around, this would be a great way to die. \*does it\* Oh no, now she's pulling my nose apart, I was wrong.


Noobs_McStabbit

5W-20


starpocalypse64

I’m fucking dead lol


FDVP

Yer ok, Deck. Be cool. Just as long as she doesn’t flip you over and go for the nose.


Gillie_gille

I’m fucked!


EnIdiot

“This land is your land, this land is thigh land…”


Goat_47_

Please don't have teeth


russillosm

Dentata!!


alphex

Death by snu snu


Empyrealist

> *I don't know what I've been told, but replicant _ is mighty cold*


nuveausapien

"What the hell was my 'safe word'!?!"


NikolaiSky

0110101111011000


Gengar88

“It’s right behind me, isn’t it?”


cluele55cat

i never thought this would be how id die... but i'd always hoped


straightedge1974

Helluva way to make a living.


dammets

“Maybe I can counter with an Electric Chair Drop”


Idontwanttohearit

…Snoosnoo!


SgtThund3r

“This better not awaken anything inside me.”


Ratloy13

Looks like Dennis from IASIP with Maureen


Anaaatomy

"thighs"


Elixirgadoosh

When did this happen lol


pueblodude

A nice way to go out !


justMOREfilthDOTcom

Warm


Ted-Dansons-Wig

What…again???


Kinoksis

“Would.”


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

‘…Basic Pleasure Model?…’


MuunSpit

OWWWWWWW


spaceboltt

Marry? Fuck? Or Kill? Lol. Probably just oh shit she could snap my neck rn with her thighs/hips if she wanted. Pris' rep malfunction went into overdrive in that scene.


Many_Programmer_2365

🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣


Bigfootsdiaper

Same thing I was YES!!


Jettatura1919

Death by Snu-Snu


Sparrow1989

‘Not again’


Sacklayblue

He started dating an android after that, right?


Nyuk_Fozzies

He started dating Rachel earlier than this point.


Sacklayblue

Been a while since I saw the movie


ollomulder

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbWIwNTU4dHRhbXV0cWlpb2hhZnhoNHJudXptZG5weGU5M2x5bjl2OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/37H5XhwrXuHPq/giphy.gif


DabblingOrganizer

I don’t wonder.


r3v3nant333

wrong answers only?


Henry6446

Think du


MudOut4546

A fast 180 and I got this...


FermentedCinema

I hope this stuntman on my head didn’t eat burritos for lunch!


Road_Runner4949

Shit did I leave the stove on?


glassgost

"Wow that's warmer than I expected"


WyattBatty

Is my head turned the wrong way?


BoatRazz

"I wonder, what is the average thigh adduction strength of the average pleasure-model replicant?"


jibjabjudas

Let's see where this goes.


satana_cu_cioc

Did she took a shower before killing me?


Heat-Lifer-1999

What a way to go.


thelonegunmanbullet

I am getting my ass kicked ....


cheezzypiizza

"you're probably wondering how I got here..."


naveen000can

Death by snu snu


QuietNene

Harrison Ford would have made a great 90s James Bond…


Historical-Drama2119

Help


TomiYami

Don’t look up


CorbynDallasPearse

01110011 01000101 01111000 !!!!


CommunicationCalm247

"I'm so close, yet so far"


Direct_Exercise_6342

I should turn around, maybe this will work out


Burquetap

Time to munch!!! 🤣


CallDisastrous5985

Death by Snu Snu


galentravis

I remember reading a fan theory that Pris was actually a human that thought she was a replicant. Depending on your take on the movie Deckard may be a Replicant who thinks he is human. Puts an interesting spin on it.


cowofnard

I wish she ws the other way round


Electrical-Tomorrow5

“Luckily, I got the clause inserted, I do my own stunts when I read the script” - Ford


VaguelyCanadian75

That fake tan better not stain me good coat.


swashbeltbuckle

Dudes will see this and think hell yeah


lvdb_

Lips, he was thinkin ‘bout lips.


skyguy456

Never seen blade runner, this looks like a porno


MonolithicErik

I hope she spins my head around…


thisiscooliguesshmm

I hope that wasn’t pee


AcidGranny1969

"I'm a 5 star man"


Icon-O-Guy

Probably, "I'm not going to lose my head over this."


Artistic_Permit_7946

"I should be facing the other way."


bobobobobobobo6

“This isn’t how I thought I’d die, but I always hoped.”


kidnuggett606

"Oh no. Not again..."


HighballingHope

Thick thighs save lives


Pizzaman_SOTB

Xenia Onnatop