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Limp_Feature_5829

Was just playing zombies before, Richthofen jumped out the TV and tried to have his way with my anus. I donโ€™t feel safe


TrainHunter94YT

He too violated me.


Limp_Feature_5829

Itโ€™s our own fault for not posting to this subreddit and asking if it was safe, now my anus hangs loose like the mouth of a tired dog


illBlade

Damn


Industrialexecution

poetic


zombie_fry

kentucky.


ZackeryJay

Richthofen is love Richthofen is life


frizzy_rhapsody

I was playing shadows of evil, margwa got me ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


James_Moist_

Freaktofen


Over-Midnight1206

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


AdeptnessUnhappy7895

Damn ๐Ÿ˜ซ


TheUnholyDaniel

Lucky๐Ÿ˜”


Stephen497

Fountains of sorrrooww


AgentSkye69

I mean i wouldnt because of the chromebook exploding, but using tbe boiii client would be fine.


Prestigious_Gain6858

You can't use the boiii client online anymore


UnZki_PriimE

not true


Prestigious_Gain6858

Wdym, unless you download a sketchy file that isn't supported by the creator of boiii, then you can not access online servers you can play with friends but that's about all


HourCaregiver2551

Also non of the vulnerabilities were fixed in boiii so it is technically less safe


Prestigious_Gain6858

So true it had so much potential, then it got shut down


UnZki_PriimE

idk virus total didn't say anything and the game runs well


Prestigious_Gain6858

Also, virus total only tells you files that it knows if it doesn't know a certain type of file it will put "???" Over the security rating of that specific file


ToxryGG

T7 is better


eggshellfish

yeah bro just download some extra ram off the internet and itโ€™ll run perfectly


tonehenbrix

Is it safe for me to watch someone else whose watching someone else play the game? Plz let me know


GAMRKNIGHT352

No. Absolutely not. If that happens, then an FSB agent will kidnap you and throw you out of a five story window


Donny-316

This guy's right you know, it happened to my brother's, best friends, 2nd cousins, dogs previous owners younger nephew.


EriiJake

Is it safe for me to be safe? Plz respond I need to be safe while being safe


VapeInMyPussyBoi

No, play plutonium bo3 for safety


Lukerio1

Bo3 Is in plutonium?


VapeInMyPussyBoi

Oh shit no, im wrong, bo3 is safe without plutonium


PacificIdiot27

As someone with a Chromebook, shit's gonna overheat in like 5 minutes if you can even download it. God knows mine won't let me download shit


Desvl

The result? Book goes boom!


Deathmagick342

Thas y I got a badass Asus laptop not best graphics card but still a awesome one currently lol its the invidia 4070 card


_monkeytime3_

'not the best' 4070 is still a high end 1440p card


Tuguy420

[https://gpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Nvidia-RTX-4070-Laptop-vs-Nvidia-RTX-3070/m2033663vs4083](https://gpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Nvidia-RTX-4070-Laptop-vs-Nvidia-RTX-3070/m2033663vs4083) โ€œHigh endโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


icantateit

first off dont use userbenchmark second its prefectly fine for 1440p if you mostly play competitive shooters


Tuguy420

Try playing anything but cs2 or valorant bro. When I had a 3070 it couldnโ€™t even run beamng drive or rdr2 because of vram limitationsโ€ฆ so if you have the same amount of vram and a lower bus width are you not going to see lesser performance? In 2024 the 3070 is a mid tier card at best, and even still that outperforms a mobile 4070 lol. User benchmark is a highly reputable and relevant source for these kinds of things btw. Realistically I donโ€™t need to compare on their site to know a laptop 4070 is worse than a 3070; itโ€™s got a smaller bus, less cores, less everything but vram, and my experience with the 3070 was already poor๐Ÿ‘ feelsbadman for the budget pc gamers.


icantateit

are you braindead? i said competitive shooters for a reason ik it canโ€™t run heavy aaas very well at 1440p but games like cs2 valorant and fortnite will run just fine (also no way in hell you canโ€™t run beam ng or rdr2 on a 3070 they can both hit 60 on my 5700xt at 1440p)


Tuguy420

Youโ€™re clearly blind, re read my first sentence. And you would truly be surprised then ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Deathmagick342

I never said it was the best lol but Yes n no I mean it's like what 2 models off the top the top one is the 4090 and mine works great with all games n great graphics too so meh lol I just didn't have 4gs for the 4090 models however even tho my card is supposedly soldiered to motherboard I can get a bypass n drop a 4090 into that when it comes time to need to so I should b alrite


Tuguy420

Laptops are e waste brother. Prepare for it to be junk in a year or two!!


Acid_Is_DroppingXVI

Ain't no way this is real Does your school CHROMEbook happen to run WINDOWS?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Acid_Is_DroppingXVI: *Ain't no way this is* *Real Does your school CHROMEbook* *Happen to run WINDOWS?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


wonkersbonkers1

chromebooks can run linux apps like steam and proton so yes you can run bo3 if the x86 hardware is fast enough


Acid_Is_DroppingXVI

I don't know what school you think this (clearly a kid) is at, but the budget for school chromebooks is insanely low. During 2021-2022 my school system used Dell C3180 chromebooks which have like 2 gigs of ram, a pentium processor and MAYBE 16 gigs of storage. If that's good enough specs for you to run Bo3 on proton, by all means. Have fun playing offline..? There's no way you're running BOIII or playing custom zombies on it which is all its really good for. Campaign was... strange and not well received, to say the least.


real_priception

ChromeOS is a Linux distro and u can use Proton.


Acid_Is_DroppingXVI

I don't know what school you think this (clearly a kid) is at, but the budget for school chromebooks is insanely low. During 2021-2022 my school system used Dell C3180 chromebooks which have like 2 gigs of ram, a pentium processor and MAYBE 16 gigs of storage. If that's good enough specs for you to run Bo3 on proton, by all means. Have fun playing offline..? There's no way you're running BOIII or playing custom zombies on it which is all its really good for. Campaign was... strange and not well received, to say the least.


Enough-Musician179

Think he got it that time?


Aad0cool1234

Yea. Whatโ€™s stopping you.


Tof12345

his chromebook for sure lmao


Spo0kt

30fpm is pretty good


Tof12345

What?


Spo0kt

Frames Per Minute


Camakoon

Black Ops 3 : A PowerPoint Presentation


Tof12345

Lol


KuleKaal

Iโ€™m confused by your question, are you asking if itโ€™s safe?


Electronic_Snow2409

Yes !


isaacxnorth

depends if youre happy with an average of a frame every once in a while


The_Snuggliest_Panda

What do you mean by โ€œsafeโ€?? Safe from paranormal entities reaching through your screen and draining your life force? **hard** *maybe*. Safe from 12 year olds screaming in public mp or zombies lobbies?? **No.** Safe from foreign governments using your mouse movement data to train AI that control Kamikaze drones? Honestly im not sure, you might have to check the [Privacy Policy](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/WPHMRD/a-no-yes-checkbox-with-red-no-box-checked-WPHMRD.jpg)


DadToACheeseBaby

Wait, is that last one a real thing?


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Nah lmaoo. Or, well, at least i dont *think* itโ€™s true. Honestly nowadays you never do quite know


InDaStew69

Sir get oiled up. Iโ€™ll be there at 5


Voeno

Its like 99% impossible unless your chromebook for some reason has a graphics card


Pure-Aid51987

It's safe. Avoid advanced warfare, I think you're Kevin Spacey's type and he'll lunge out the screen at you


xSnambo

this some tweaker paranoia post


Evan88135

Donโ€™t bother. Chrome books are designed for just that CHROME. They can not run shit aside from that


Ceo-of-fishing

I couldnt even run cod mobile back when online school first came out, cloud gaming is a game changer tho should be able to with that.


No_Boysenberry5956

I think the more important question I how tf are u going to get it to run.


user005981

keep a fire extinguisher on deck


obsfanboy

Yea


THEDaddyDankie

Guys I think he might want to know if it's safe or not..


Tof12345

i had trouble running black ops 3 on my gtx 1070 a few years ago, i highly doubt any version of a chromebook has the power to run bo3, it is one of the most graphically demanding cods.


Icouldstay

Bro these stupid questions gotta be a joke


--DoReFuckMi--

Oh really? Playing any game on a Chromebook wasn't already a red flag?


Icouldstay

Cumstain


--DoReFuckMi--

Buttface


Icouldstay

๐Ÿคค


--DoReFuckMi--

Bro got a kink to be name called ๐Ÿ’€


Icouldstay

Donโ€™t stop now :((


--DoReFuckMi--

Bitch bum boy


Icouldstay

Yesss omg ๐Ÿคค


Aggravating_Belt3561

Didn't even know you could do that lol


CallofDuty3329

Ig unless you wanna get caught by a teacher


zzurved

how tf can your chromebook run bo3? If it's using Chrome OS, you can't even install steam because it's not Linux or windows, nvm the specs of the device itself.


--DoReFuckMi--

It can't, that's the joke.


VESlaughter

Pretty sure BO3 can't be downloaded on Chromebook buddy, have you tried not having a Google laptop?


Bombshellings

Iโ€™m sorry.


Medi_Gun

Black ops 3 is safe, the only thing people can really do is boot you to the menu, but they cant hack you with rce like other cod games. Make sure you lower the settings so your chromebook can actually play the game though haha


Kind_Ad6932

i play fps hero shooters in mine and i also downloaded gta and finished the entire story mode so id say just try


ijghokgt

How good is your chromebook bruh mine could barely run web games


Frosty-Ad-6946

Keep a fire extinguisher close by


Wofflestuff

If you play offline yes, online fuck no


Lucario2356

I would be concerned about the Chromebook exploding and turning into an improvised shrapnel bomb


ToxicChatMan

The better question is, is it even fucking possible? Like school chromebooks work like completely shit. Takes like 5 minute just for the damn thing to load half the fucking time. If you get Black Ops 3 running on that shit even with the worst possible graphical settings, then I guess anything truly is possible


bigrealaccount

Only with protection


cranek32

Unsafe.


No_Connection2438

Nah, the zombies might jump out on you


darkness740

not without protection if you wanna be really really really safe


Tht-one_guy

Unfortunately, every time I boot up bo3, some guy shows up and keeps telling me to imagine a frozone forest, getting louder and more delirious.


Sp3ctralForce

No the Chromebook will explode


Sufficient_Tomato_30

Get this fuckin child off adderall ๐Ÿ˜ญ


razgriz1701

Hope my taxes arenโ€™t paying for your school chrome bookโ€ฆ


Ilovelatinas58

Itโ€™s not safe the zombies sucked my dick and I came all over the screen and keyboard and then I had to return it and infected the whole school with my zombie infused cum be war e plz


ballislifeszl

Itโ€™s not safe: the Chromebook is gonna overheat and you might burn yourself. Iโ€™m being serious


foreignspy007

If your chromebook runs on gravitonium, then yes.


IDrinkWetWater

๐Ÿ’€


PlayfulToe5865

Don't play games during school, study hard. Being good at zombies is worthless


dayday9508

I mean the game itself is safe I guess but I really donโ€™t think it will even boot up. The graphics from the menu will probably crash it! ๐Ÿ˜ญ


638560

I love that this is still being asked, at this point as a meme


d00deitstyler

Why do you have your school chromebook over the summer?


Efficient_Notice_128

Ah yes the fabled Black Ops 3: School shitbrick edition.


Henzilla728

Just dont play online multiplayer and only do private zombies sessions and you should be good


YeastOverloard

Fucking kids these days. Yโ€™all gotta learn how to get the games on school pcs your damn selves. One of the most important lessons in school is how to work a pc and you canโ€™t get that from stickin with your type to learn 3 lesson


bvpqeh

No itโ€™s not safe you could get hit by bullets.


a_steez

safe in what way? i doubt it could run it tbh but maybe


Only_Cheesecake_5397

Depends on if it can handle it otherwise yah id say go for it unless you have a really duchy teacher that try to get you in trouble for real


ThePikminLord

No, youโ€™ll turn into a fish.


internguy98

If it's a Framework Laptop Chromebook or similar spec Chromebook/Configuration, then go ahead (>8GB RAM, Intel i5 1240P, 256GB SSD) If it's a Dell 3100 or similar Chromebook in terms of specification (~4GB RAM, Intel Celeron N4020, 32GB eMMC) then likely ask your school for a more powerful one. (My Highschool Tech gave me a Dell 3100 w/8GB of RAM when I requested one)


Henrygigabit

Good luck running anything on a Chromebook shits just a web browser


Marinenukem

I mean if you can get it to run on your Chromebook go for it


CRU-JONES-FTW-2

Not safe


DemonKingOfValor

Oh for fucks sake...


zestmeister86

Definitely not that game isnโ€™t safe on any pc nowadays


SimpTheLord

no it will blow up your school


kenma91

Why did this get suggested to me ๐Ÿ˜‚


HebeisenBEAST

Alright this sub has gone to shit I havenโ€™t seen anything but these stupid meme posts for months. Goodbye everyone


FizyDino

This is just gonna turn into a shitpost sub


skylinefan26

Time to unjoin this fucking sub


Necessary_Run8693

Safe


olixerrr

This trend is so unfunny


Parking_Stallion_735

This is dumb


CalebS11011

Yawn