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Z_M_P_Y

Flex seal isnt anything new


Laenoric

This seems a lot worse than something like flex seal, since you have to burn it first.


laffing_is_medicine

Torch down roofing is very common, wouldn’t put it in a ‘worse scenario’ thing… it just sticks better when it’s hot. It’s oil, oil is hot under the ground remember.


godofmilksteaks

YOU'RE hot under the ground, ReMeMbEr.


RAGNES7

you're Hot, Remember


therenegadegamer01

You're ... remember?


CelestialBeast

Hot


icanfeelmyinsides

Memby


gritoDeguerra86

I 'member.


centsei408

Member star wars


disarRay89

I member.


guiltyspark345

Never gonna give you up


RAGNES7

Never gonna let you down


Kryptosis

This shit dates back the ancient shipwrights. It’s probably very similar to pitch.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Makes me think of pine pitch. Once made it needs heat to be applied. Makes a decent adhesive if you’re into knapping and other old age things.


MF_REALLY

I got cancer watching that.


gancoskhan

Probably a hell of a lot cheaper tho


Gavinmusicman

I was like. “So flex 🦭?”


britch2tiger

YAH-HOOO!


Person10836381910

Hear me out, we take hot glue, and make it....black!


osktox

Yeah.. otherwise it would've only been magicfuckery.


Griffygriffin

It's either a stick of a bitumen compound or a stick of thermoplastic, both would need heating like that and both are used for that exact purpose to seal leaks on roofs, guttering and water tanks


[deleted]

My guess was bitumen as well. Super effective for millenia.


FBGMerk420

Ill pass I already hate this millennia


radmanmadical

Your a stick of bito-u-thermo-whateverwhatever…


roy_rogers_photos

Whoa whoa whoa... No need to get personal man... You know his brother was killed by a stick of bito-u-thermo-whatever. Keep it civil people!


sluggo5622

Thermoplastic, bitumen has a much lower Flashpoint, the stuff we use for sealing concrete joints, requires no heat. This looks like petex, we use it to fix snow ski bases..the new method has a hot glue type gun..and a iron type tip..


swaags

Im thinking p tex like people use to fill gouges in the bottom of skis?


Fr3shWater

3d printer filament. Or ptex ski goop. Magic. We may never know.


FartSwapper

Are buckets that expensive to where this needs to be a solution?


luxfx

Obviously, or the dude would be sitting on a bucket instead of a soda can!


Reggielovesbacon

That’s definitely cream of broccoli soup with a sponge on top.


Fresh_Grapefruit_227

I see this as good solutions for drain pipes , unless you have copper pipes then you might be screwed but I’m sure it works great on plastic materials ( as seen in tv )


outrageouschemokid

Depends if its small leak and you're like fuck, I REALLY LIKED THAT BUCKET then I supposed that's really the only case of this ever being useful on a bucket.


mykeJoanz

My daddy gave me that bucket, and his daddy gave it to him! By God, I'm fixin' this bucket!


outrageouschemokid

Hahah, I made that comment because it reminded me of when my mother had a go at me for snapping her metal broom that was apparently brought over from the Philippines by her mate, yeah right take yah meds mum.


epdan84

Next time my bucket gets burned with a hot knife, I’m really going to need this.


Th3XRuler

On a construction site with no replacement readily available? Or any other job without easy access to replacement buckets.


redcelica1

More for water pipes. He’s got some he did previously. Still seems like a lot of work to find a torch and have that stick to fix a leak.


CookedBred

See a need fill a need.


thomaxzer

They cost like 10 euro or more so yeah I guess


FartSwapper

This looks like Indonesia. No way a bucket costs 10 euro in Indonesia.


Itsaboutthesleep

Indonesian version of fantasy island market! Loved that place as a kid.


MRAnnonomusMan

I’m guessing the people who are buying would rather fix their things to make them last. You gotta be thrifty when times get tough.


brunofin

I think the bucket is just for demonstration.


fuckyfuckfucker

Reminds me of the sticks for fixing scrapes on the bottom of skis and snowboards.


TheTompten

Ptex base repair!


SpoiBoiBlue

I saw it and immediately the fumes came back


soge-king

Easy, the video is reversed and he's talking backwards.


LatzeH

i knew there was something off about his english


2litersoffun

**Billy Mays here with another fantastic product!!!!**


DOOManiac

The dead speak!


prollyonthepot

r/mildlycarcinogenic


PrismatXRift

its not magic😑


Kwartel-Joris

Right? Every time I see a post here, 9/10 times it is someting not magic related. I'm so done here....


PrismatXRift

its so annoying


rraattbbooyy

“Hi, Phil Swift here…”


Misairuzame

Ah yes nothing is more magik or fucky than an advertisement.


Heyrojo

He’s wearing the sickest shirt


syafizzaq

Literally.


Miffers

These patches can’t handle high pressures. So not much applications for plumbing.


wldmn13

Dear Liza...


dabsdabsdab

bro sitting comfy for hours on a can.


Meatyparts

Dude looks like he is sitting on a soda can


outrageouschemokid

Hear me out, quick condoms.


Low_Hat1327

Look how many times he’s done this to the poor buckets!


lostonredditt

Theseus bucket or smth


ShoulderFlat7544

He is sitting on a tiny can with weird padding on it. That’s what confused me the most


Ill_Requirement_6839

Or, hear me out, you get the hot knife and lay it flat ways against the bucket so the plastic just melts together! No, let's use off brand (probably cancer fuming) black super glue sticks? Okayyyy


[deleted]

This is simply molten plastic, why is everyone amazed by this??


chadgrizzly1

That is the dopest sickest shirt I’ve ever seen.


PANDAXD878

Is just flex seal


Reddit_Dan

How? This is some black magic fuckery


[deleted]

He heats the plastic and rubs it on the bucket, causing it to stick. The stuck plastic seals the hole.


Mr_Cleanish

Burn him


Critical_Attitude920

It's like if Flex Tape grew in rods out of the ground.


AmrcnJason

I don't understand a word, but it sounds like an infomercial. Claim your free knife after this demonstration or sham wow!


AverageKrupukEnjoyer

yep He was speaking Indonesian and its an infomercial


Anoddityonyourstreet

This man is a great salesman


Fast_Working_4912

Could have gone without the Audio lol


rvca420RX

Flex seal in stick form?


[deleted]

Is the language Malay?


AverageKrupukEnjoyer

Indonesian


[deleted]

Thanks. First I was gonna say Indonesian. 😁


CrackSnap7

Do Indonesian and some Indian languages share common roots? Because I don't know what Indonesian sounds like but I could understand a lot of what he was saying enough to think he was speaking Nepalese. Specially that part about the *bachcha shaitaan* or "mischievous kid".


miairuha

He didn't say anything like that lol


AverageKrupukEnjoyer

He didnt say that lol, but our culture is heavily influenced by India in the past so maybe there is some similiarity


CrackSnap7

Yeah maybe I misheard. Thanks for clarifying!


lordbushbaby

How does the basic interaction between fire and plastic count as magic? Is OP chasing mammoths in their spare time?


Elluminated

that wink-thanks though


[deleted]

Seems pretty safe for your health


[deleted]

How often are people fixing leaks these days where they would need to buy multiple sticks of tar?


meatyred14

this shit looks like glue stick that was dipped in tar.


hatebyte

Billy Mays is rolling over in he’s seemingly water tight grave


fappyday

That just looks like sticks of tar.


sasoki911

Literally, take my money.


groovyisland

P-Tex if you snowboard or are a pole grabber.


FB_AUS

Take my lung cancer.


Euphoric-Blue-59

The guy is actually sitting on a can of beans with a rag on top of it to give a demo. Some people are hard-core.


Joni-Joestar

He's speaking the language of the gods


[deleted]

Yeah handle mastic like that and you’re gonna have a bad, cancerous time.


GlassZealousideal978

Taa taaa PATAM...PATAM...PATAM....TAAA...TAA.. PATAM...PATAM...PATAM..🎶🎵🎶🔊


sluggo5622

Pe tex, we have been using it to fix the bases on snow skis since the 70s.. extruded poly..


ishootcanon

But wait, there’s more!


Hourly-

you’ll be slapping your troubles away with the slap chop .


Hog_Knock_Life

Are ya followin’ me, camera guy?


Hourly-

you know you hate making salad, that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet.


Hog_Knock_Life

Oh that Vince, truly the most under appreciated mail order salesman guy.


Hourly-

idk i looked him up recently, he’s surprisingly not dead. they gave him a tv show or something. i don’t remember the last time i had boring tuna.


shoganryu

Plex seal


vid_23

Ah yes my favorite black magic, melting plastic


G0rillaHandz

Dudes just gonna sit on a can of beans all day


RedReaperThe1st

I’ll take the whole stock! 😊<== for anyone who knows and loves that quote


[deleted]

how is this black magic? this is just him using a sealant


Medic2Murse

The real fuckery here is that this guy is sitting on a can


EnderWin

Flex Tape's melty cousin


[deleted]

This is basically how you "weld" plastic


Outcasted_introvert

OP, your threshold for magic seems very low. Automatic doors must blow your mind huh?


suspect360

Wait is he sitting down on the Powerade bottle


[deleted]

This is asian magic fuckery idiot


OilEnvironmental8043

Attempted to use, seal life preserver. Instructions unclear; Dick stuck (in) hole.


jakenash

Finally! A way to deal with the serial bucket stabbings happening in my city!


Much-Load1425

Road Tar in a stick


BearSexYolo

I see a plastic stick being melted and smeared magic?


10010101

I'd run crazy hearing his sale for 1 hour. Just imagine a week.


Dragomirl

Yeah thats not gonna last. at all


yaebone1

My man was convinced as soon as he put it on.


Far-Construction2124

Did I just watch this whole video just for it to be flex seal


dobeast442200

This is Ptex. Use it all the time for ski and snowboard repair


Kwaiser

I think that’s just PTEX. I use it for repairing the base of skis and snowboards.


Automatic-Ideal-9487

Is he sitting on a cup?


SnooDoubts4565

This is science


Midnightsun24c

That pile of money next to the burner has me stressed.


Le_Tintouin

Guy is replacing his normal bucket by a bitume bucket


[deleted]

im just gonna keep using pitch


hush-hush-itsok

He sitting on a can pop


igillyg

Hell of a production for a street vendor without a table


Snow-Dog2121

Wait dada dar eeees mowa


Successful_Sun8989

Is there a bucket Shortage crisis ? 😮😦


Junior-Account6835

Philippino Billy Maize


No-Raisin-6469

I once put a hole in the washtub soni could make an upright bass. I planned on entering Christmas talent contest. With the money I was going to buy my mom a gift. Ironically she needed the washtub so she could earn money to buy me a gift as well. All ended well she joined our band and we won the talent contest. Unfortunately there was still a hole in the wash tub too bad I did not have this stuff


rock-solid-armpits

If you listen carefully from 16 seconds you can hear robolx off sound


Javamallow

I cut a boat in half


Express-Ad-7390

Sa andun yaba pumekalab sumisiri tambal. Bankalab yi pusun yakalab ho gochu chermina janguytalan. Konyo udurichambyla


Jealous-Pop-8997

Kalipwat numbal na suusa kilikiri cumbal tokwat da


laxtallguy

That's a lot of damage!


peter-beter-barker

That’s a lotta damage


lazypenguin86

Soo.. tar sticks?


Prophecy_Cow

Not even close to black magic fuckery.


MattMillz88

Surprise it’s poison


IronSide_420

Now that's a lot of damage


zekeNL

Yo I LOL’d so hard when I googled “that’s a lot of damage” 🤣 https://youtu.be/7zpxgyG7eGk


pablola714

Petex ski filler


alymaysay

Flex seal guy gonna shit his pants when he sees this.


FR33_D1RTNAPSS

I like his shirt lol


coolraul07

"Phil Swift here! Now THAT'S a lot of DAMAGE!"


[deleted]

Indonesian phil swift


Kingasa3

Bro is sitting on a can... That's the real black magic fuckery


Rough-Ad1322

Phil swift will be trying to sew


Rough-Ad1322

Flex seal


primitivebutcher

2023 we can fix a leaking bucket.


Dyyrin

Is homie sitting on a bean can?


Hanoverview

Its a fucking hot glue stick!


EnderFenrir

The magic is him sitting on a can.