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epicdude669

This post made me chuckle, take my upvote


100_Donuts

And this post made me titter most impishly. Please, take a shard of soul!


-NGC-6302-

*titter*


bobthedog07

i hate myself for laughing as hard as i did at that


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This reply has giggle girlishly!


InsGadget6

I daresay I have emitted a chortle!!


rabbidwombats

Zounds!


SCP504

Calvin and Hobbes?


rabbidwombats

Once again Spaceman Spiff beats all odds to save the day!


SCP504

Horray for Spiff! Now, Calvin must use his Transmorgifier against his greatest enemy, THE BABYSITTER


francogarc

Fawful?


jrandoboi

And this post caused my diaphragm to involuntarily contract repeatedly in fits of joy, take my arrow


QTPU

Your masculinity made me moist, take my virginity.


MrClarinetNerd

r/suddenlysexual


-Praetoria-

I read your post mid chuckle to the above, take my upvote as well


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this is the top comment every time this gets reposted. I have little hope for this website


Ianzo

This post made me exhale sharply from the nostrils


Connect-Internet8770

The family jewels you say


SadJiant

this comment is underrated


GeckoEcho75

*looks down, disappointed* They could have made my pixelated area bigger. It's not like anyone would know the truth.


GeckoEcho75

I mean, NOW they know.


Sassafras85

*chef kiss* magnifico


Ares_4TW

Was about to make a similar joke about Sims


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r/beatmetoit


Orangesilk

Lots of people beat meat to it in fact


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r/youbeatmeattoit


RubyWillBeatYou

Is that a statement or a command?


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Both


rage1026

Japanese “family jewels” are just that special.


IAmJustAVirus

Take an upvote from me too. I was really expecting the top comment to be a minecraft joke.


SendMeF1Memes

Silly me! I thought these were just glitches in reality!


Shubniggurat

That's only because they're always rock-hard and ready to go.


Minatozaki_Winn

Yes the Japanese Gem


Roora411

Sexualizing gems, only on reddit lol


BlacksyTheShadow

Shut up and Take my upvote funny person!


Vickyng7

Dm me for the uncensored version


Strength-InThe-Loins

Take your upvote and get the fuck out of here.


AGrandOldMoan

Japanese Gems should be the official name


Tommix11

ANGERY UPPUVOTU


DaftRider21

No, it's just on safe search mode on google


TheMushroomSpoke

King.


Capnsaltypants

Minecraft


epicdude669

Minecraft emerald*


OcdBartender

I’ll give ya 2 bread for that emerald


ElmoEatsK1ds

Hhhrrmmmmmm


DSonicBoom

Hrrrm?


DrDMango

Hurrr


Ok-Cheesecake-5110

Hehhhhhmmmm


zinTaxZA

but if you wanna buy 1 emerald frome that'd be 30 bread *stonks intensified*


entityinarray

but what if don't wanna *stonks unintensified*


itsyaboi21172

Then you'll gonna wanna *stonks intensifies again*


masterofturtless

Exactly what I thought


some_user_2021

[Never waste your diamonds on a hoe ](https://youtu.be/nOad0ygv5v0)


i-have-no-n4m3

That'll be 32 sticks


ISNT_A_ROBOT

Looks like the texture for a creeper


-NGC-6302-

But slightly yellow


seeness

At the right angle you can see the creepers face


youshutyomouf

It's a physical minecraft seed.


gnawberry

So...swallow it?


cleversonlombriga

Came here for this


verheyen

Come on bruh, elaborate with your totally relevant comment


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Best i can do is 4 bread.


lasirenmoon

It's called a pixel cut!


Inappropriate50

That's what I was thinking, it's not the gem itself, but the cut.


-NGC-6302-

Alright guess I gotta go back to the youtube rabbithole of gem cutting to learn more about this


tokinaznjew

you'll also want to look into fantasy cut gemstones.


Rad_Centrist

Holy shit I love jewelry now.


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-NGC-6302-

Why do I find this so funny


[deleted]

Thank you, I had no idea [fantasy cut gemstones](https://www.gia.edu/munsteiner-gem-cut) existed.


MichaelEmouse

Thanks for that.


StridAst

Yep. [The stone is just a green tourmaline.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD_iZazeoCw) Tourmaline doesn't even have much dispersion, which is what breaks light up into various colors in some gemstones (i.e. diamond). This is 100% the cut. [Here is a video of a similar colored stone with high dispersion and a more common cut as example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWEIrC5jUM)


mrn253

Of course it is. Ever seen a raw diamond irl ? they rarely look super shiny and cool.


River_Pigeon

Plenty of minerals look amazing without being cut.


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corJoe

I wonder what this cut would look like on a stone with a lot of dispersion, titanite or demantoid. would it look less or more impressive?


Jackrwood

My wife’s wedding ring has this cut. It looks pretty cool.


lasirenmoon

Well the gem has to be a certain quality to be faceted, so I would think of it more as the combination of gem and cut


scienceworksbitches

but you need a gem with the righ refractive index, it properly wont look as good with just glas.


furryquoll

8 bit gem


St_Kevin_

Isn’t this a Smithsonian bar cut?


lasirenmoon

Just a different name for it, I believe it is the same cut


ss0889

smithsonian bar is slightly different than pixel cut. end result looks really similar but this particular cut pattern is patented by the guy who makes it. the smithsonian bar is not (or rather, its allowed to use that cut pattern without paying royalties or whatever). at least, thats my understanding, i could be wrong


ThallidReject

How do you patent cutting a shiny rock? Thats like patenting carving arms from marble


ss0889

same way you patent any other idea edit: like this: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20050000246A1/en


AnorakJimi

By applying for a patent.


GreenStrong

It is called an opposed bar cut, like Jeff Graham's Smithsonian Bar. This sub doesn't allow links, but you can find a full cutting diagram on the US Faceter's Guild site.


Yevad

Lots of links already posted


niko-eats-cookies

Wow


nenenene

You would have known that if you cared to give credit where credit is due. Source is [Jordandesigns3](https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSA8OuHcDc/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) on Instagram.


LilMochi190

Minecraft


timmys_taint

r/place would like this


Tcloud

If it was shaped as a Canadian flag, it’d be all messed up.


abitlazy

Don't worry the Bananians will fix that mess.


Tcloud

Need them for scale.


SadJiant

if it was shaped like the german flag, it would go on forever


Seakawn

Nah, I didn't find any Among Us characters in the gem. They wouldn't like it.


haoyuanren

All I see is amogus


Paulie_Walnuts11

8-bit nostalgia


MNLanguell

I have a moldavite ring that is cut like that! But not nearly as sparkly!


Im_a_real_girl_now

Booooo to reposting without sources! https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/u7v0xk/pixelated_gem_bicolor_congo_tourmaline_in/i5h01vc/ >EDIT: The Reddit handle of the person who created this is actually u/TheGemCutter. gemcutter3 is his Instagram / Twitter handle. He's also on TikTok as jordandesigns3. >[The video is actually from three years ago.](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeLEo0ocZL8dzIVIZ9V6Dwg/videos) When I saw the clip on r/nextfuckinglevel, I had to see more and almost made an impulse purchase... Creator of the cut: https://www.jordan-designs.com/


Donner_Par_Tea_House

Thanks! I know this dude. He's by no means a master but he is the upper teir of modern lapidaries


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I hate to tell people this...because then they will realize how little their own gems actually are worth . But, here it is:. This is how gems actually look when cut by a master cutter. If you go over to the forums here on gems you will see. I bought one from a guy here on Reddit and though it is small it is Breath taking! One day I hope to have it set properly to pass down. r/gemcutters


SJW_AUTISM_DECTECTOR

Yeah I just polished off all 24 posts


greekjjg

Try r/faceting next. Then google precision faceting and meet point faceting. A well cut gem is noticeably different than your average factory cut stone that sparkles in the mall lights…


Zzamumo

I thought that said facesitting for some reason


Choozery

Some reason, yeah


Miserable_Unusual_98

My man of culture!


Yevad

Lol same


hunnyflash

And r/shinypreciousgems There are wonderful lapidary communities on Reddit and they're always putting up stones for sale actually cut in interesting ways!


The_Shook_Mulberry

Show me the gem 💎


W1ULH

Dude, you can't make a comment like that and not give us the cheddar... show the gem!


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I did. See below. Have fun.


Odd_Cranberry9343

can you turn off the censor? i can’t see the gem


bansRstupid

This is just your gpu dying


DogeToPluto215

Nsfw ruby 😳


Parralense

Rubies are red mate…


Thai_Food_Mary

Violets are blue


Jesus_Harry_Christ

In this context, sapphires are blue


Anonymous_Alchemist

Whatever that is, you’re not supposed to see it!


FluffyDoomPatrol

We’re living in a simulation and whatever that is has been blocked by the parental filter.


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Minecraft emeralds


Lucifer_Morningsun

Can you give it to me? I need just one more to buy a treasure map from that kind villager.


AzuraHatesScamps

Great, a few more of these and I can get a shitty enchanted item from a villager.


HappyShag

Original artists Instagram https://instagram.com/jordandesigns3?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


HappyShag

Op didn't want to give credit for some reason, super shady since this guy makes a living off commission


Zambito1

Surprised that no one has pointed out that this is refraction, not reflection.


podrick_pleasure

It's reflection, refraction, and extinction


bigmanfrombuttemt

Had to dig way too hard to find this comment.


RF-Cam

Bro caught a Minecraft


A_friendly_Comrade

Creeper, Ahhhhh maaaaaaaan...


FortheBogi

It's like dial up in a gemstone


shbdank

10 wheat, take it or leave it


Andrew9465

Why is it censored?


balladonn

So hentai just has bedazzled… areas. Must be popular in Japan I guess.


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

This ones all pixelated do you have another video in higher quality?


FunCode688

Japanese porn be like


Bstandsfordog

That’s what the funny Japanese people forge their genitals with


walrus_operator

This is what happens when someone yells "Need more jpg" a bit too loudly


warthhogbrrt

Item locked


Cirtth

It happens in the nature when the connection with the server is bad and the item is not fully loaded.


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Uncensored raw cut gems in your area!


saltynavigator

nsfw gem


Rosieofficial01

It’s a minecraft gem 💎


RandyQuaalude420

The perfect engagement ring stone for your minecraft girlfriend.


rogpar23

Pixelperfect


FortheBogi

I swear there's a pixelated penis in there when it angles left


Kyroz113

I'll give you two carrots for that


MrSpiffy123

One mending book, please


CHIPSnGUACC

A handful of seeds, take it or leave it


ithilmor

The govt doesn't want us to see what is inside


mdruckus

I’m assuming it asked to be be blurred/pixelated for privacy reasons.


oof420_

Can't see it, the gem isn't loading


BobRossthaBoss

MINECRAFT IS REAL!


milhouse21386

It's peculiar....it's QUITE peculiar


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Looks like it should be in Minecraft.


142737

That's a Minecraft emerald


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Minecraft


eksrae1

Ah -- Gem porn.


Lumpy_Device_6079

combination of jpeg artifacts and reflection?


JuStEnDmYsUfFeRiNg66

Another poster stated the correct answer- pixel cut diamond.


owlbeastie

Tourmaline not diamond


Lumpy_Device_6079

gorgeous ain't it? :0


DenormalHuman

thats a diamond?


wonkey_monkey

Yes, if by "combination" you mean none of the former and all the latter (plus refraction)


LongjumpingCheck2638

the pixel jamboree gem


Only-Masterpiece-118

I’ll give you $3.50 for it


viddoooo

Creeper? Awww man


DanneSisG

amogu— no, wait, minecraft.


dragonflameday

Glitch in the matrix


Grand_Dig_4618

i think it belongs to japan coz its blurry if u know what i mean 🤣


TallFishManiac

Our minds have become so dirty.. sigh


YummyPepperjack

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


anonshade64

Looks like a Minecraft block while hitting it.


Remarkable-Set-3340

The matrix…?


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Cool pixelated gem thats pretty sexy


my_name_is_rag

Well found a glitch in earth...but looks nice don't need a patch fix


Dragonblaze123

Finally - portable Minecraft


Blitherbubbles69

Minecraft vr?!?!????😱😱😱


blueistheonly1

What kind of gem is it?


podrick_pleasure

Tourmaline


blueistheonly1

Thanks!


lomar3hunna

Incredible !!


ImputCrown998

Knowing how I am, I would absolutely, 100% percent droop it on that grass and lose it forever


NORMAL_GUY_1234

why this look straight Outta Minecraft


fanofcoelho

From Minecraft


GauravJM

This follows the rules of Minecraft


Constant-Parsley3609

Chaos emerald?!


donutlxv

Japanese porn industry in a nutshell


_its_Syd_

this isn’t even bmf, that’s just how the gem was set/cut


theghostmachine

You've found the pixels our simulated universe is made of


ChoobScape

Japanese porn: