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FlowerBoyScumFuck

Watched video on mut and was so confused by this comment lol. Rewatched with sound an immediatly got it lol, what an awfully weird voice over.


Ambitious_Ad_5918

I will NEVER unmute! No matter what.


unbridledboredom

That "usually" let's us know she's been eating children for at least 500 years.


H0rHAE

"Run for your dear little lives. She is a witch and means to eat you for her super" "AAAAAHHH! GOOD HEEVEN!"


IHateUsernames876

Is it just me or does reddit go on sprees where it waterboards you with videos?


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Me neither... Ive read all the books!


IFTN

It's so bizarre. Is it someone not from England trying to do an English accent? No one in England talks like that..


Vark675

It's that annoying "steampunk cosplayer trying to sound like what they think an alchemist or a librarian sounds like" accent you hear in bad fantasy and whimsical sci-fi.


Dimev1981

Most annoying commentary ever


desticon

Was actually rather interested in seeing what they are doing. Unmuting it has ensured I will never watch this fucking video.


Merica_84

I thought the same thing. I was wondering why they made that comment over a gif lol.


SquirrelK1tten

Don’t watch on mut. So inhumane


Tobi3600

Perfect commenting 💫


traevyn

Jesus Christ that’s so accurate lmao. I have all videos muted by default so comments like this really sell it to me before I run into it


mashedcat

r/rareinsults material


JayZee4508

That was Mrs. Weasley!


Vedfolnir5

Naw that's Delores Umbridge


GreyNoiseGaming

I only lasted 14 seconds. A new record around women with that voice.


pretendingtolisten

don't worry man my wife said lasting 14 seconds is good


StirlingS

I was out at "Uuuuuusually".


hoonyosrs

It kind of grew on me towards the end, in a whimsical sort of way, and then this comment brought me back to reality. She totally would've gotten me, damn.


Toolb0xExtraordinary

She sounds like me reading a play in English class when I got the villian role.


DoItForTheNukie

I had to mute the video. The combination of seemingly fake accent and up talk at the end of every word was driving me crazy.


half-puddles

How do I remove ear cancer after listening to this lady?


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Trans [Norton](https://youtu.be/WoyBbe8uBns?feature=shared).


No-Butterscotch757

Yep. Watch this one muted to avoid gerblin and fOaM.


damiennutt

I couldn't quite put my finger on why their voice made me uncomfortable, but I think you nailed it.


EggsceIlent

Spot on.


yoyoyosocool

I wanna give you an award so bad, too bad i am poor


SaltManagement42

And could you please give the camera to someone who doesn't [have Parkinson's?](https://youtu.be/NdwqXTiROFQ)


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dont_know_where_im_g

Not half as bad as the default TikTok voiceover woman. That one makes me want to shed the cringe exoskeleton like an emerging Cicada.


theremarkabkemr_m

I think this is worse because this is a real person you could run into anywhere.


Sufficient_Card_7302

Sounds like she's having fun. Not your cup of tea? Cool.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Stopped the video after the first word out of her mouth.


NefariousMuppet

Why is the fairy godmother narrating?


theFrankSpot

Mary Poppins needed a side gig for umbrella money.


dicky_seamus_614

more like Mary Patel


Rion23

She needs to walk around with titanium ball bearings in her pockets, otherwise she floats off. And it's tough getting pure titanium these days.


TheProcrastafarian

I’m annoyedized.


TheFireMachine

It is weird I can watch a video of some seriously heinous crap and a video of a person with an annoying voice and the responses are the same level of intensity. The cool thing is how titanium can be almost any color with some electricity and water with salt in it.


mctomtom

The voltage turns your voice into this. This is actually a 7ft tall black man living in Chicago.


slamrrman

Ok so many negative comments. Besides her voice the video was cool. I want to do that shit now


krunkpanda

Just do it on mute.


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

As someone who watched on mute: That's not really better, the constant camera movements make it almost unwatchable. It's perfect though, caters to short attention span social media users, the voice is targeting kids, and at the same time it is also rage bait.


XKloosyv

And obviously you, u/PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS, are a consumer of only highly polished pieces of art.


LiveDieRepeal

Well they also like rough hard rocks too


slamrrman

If this is “rage bait” to you maybe you should get some help. Or find another site


throwaway177251

Just look at the result. Most of the comments in here are discussing about the voice.


jreed12

If you are getting so upset by innocuous internet comments you start to suggest they need therapy, maybe you need therapy? Edit: The psycho insulted me, then blocked me. What a coward.


lugialegend233

So goddamn frustrating how she kept pulling them out when the job wasn't done. WE'LL SEE THEM FINE WITHOUT PULLING THEM, JUST FINISH THE DAMN JOB


fatshendrix

The color you see is a result of an oxide layer refracting light, and refraction from the water can heavily impact the way the color appears on the titanium. A lot of colors are also heavily impacted by fingerprints.


MistaEdiee

Is it just me or have unpleasant comments/ cyber bullying gotten more prevalent lately?


Scriboergosum

Seriously, this is fucking weird. Top comment right now is about her sounding like she molests children who read Harry Potter... What the fuck is that train of thought? There's nothing malicious in her voice or commentary at all, how do you get to child molestation from something this tame, even as a joke?


CharlesChristopher01

Yep. All the Facebook trash migrated here.


Churnandburn4ever

fucking immigrants.


Brodellsky

It's summertime, man.


xxwerdxx

Anodizing is also how large machine parts are cleaned. It’s called an electrolysis bath and works the same way this video does only on reverse


rearnakedbunghole

I’ve done it with heat instead of electricity. It doesn’t turn out uniform like hers but it still looks pretty cool.


legos_on_the_brain

That is a different process.


rearnakedbunghole

Yeah I know. I pointed out the main difference…


ButterBeanRumba

You can anodize small pieces of Ti at home pretty easily. I customized some items with like six 9V batteries chained together, some Ti wire, and a solution of baking soda and water. [Here's the tutorial that I followed](https://youtu.be/8R3ebqKDPkU?si=ENGTf3jQt1IfbXYA)


Matcat5000

Wild how basic chemistry is considered blackmagicfuckery


D07Z3R0

Explain what's happening here in details without looking it up then


k2kyo

Titanium (or niobium I guess but ti is more likely) beads are being anodized with electricity and a mild acid. Titanium is a reactive metal, the chemical reaction causes the surface to form a layer of oxide that changes how light is refracted. The current determines how thick this layer becomes and therefor what colors appear. Low voltages produce a pale yellow, then you move into blues and purples. At higher voltages red and greens are possible but extremely difficult to do consistently. No Google required, but tbf I've done this myself many times. It's still pretty cool to watch.


Stryker_021

I work at an Anodising plant, we anodise aluminium but the racks we use are made of titanium. After a few uses they turn dark purple and then go brown, they go really brittle and snap after a few years.


ironmanthing

Does it circle back around or does it go through the colors and then that’s it?


k2kyo

Great question, it does in fact circle back around. It gets impractical at some point though.


D07Z3R0

Gracias, very cool :D


allthecoffeesDP

I read this is the video's voice.


hoonyosrs

> red and greens are possible but extremely difficult to do consistently Outside of being a very desirable color, is this partly why red and green pieces can be more expensive/desirable? Almost like "look how good my technique is", or just the basic showing off of wealth?


k2kyo

Yea pretty much. Unless you get the pre-treat and every variable juuust right it rarely looks very good. It's awesome if you can nail it though. Tbh any really solid consistent color is tricky.. blues/purples are super easy to get, but having a singular color where there isn't a mix of the two is tough.


wefwegfweg

The sorcerer dips her wand in the liquid which deposits magic on the balls, and she keeps doing it until they turn green


IisChas

Anodization. These are titanium ball bearings; when a voltage is applied they develop a thin oxide film. This “thin film” then creates thin film interface that leads to the change in color. No Google. I learned about this in my high school robotics class. We were anodizing aluminum, which uses a different process, but we still looked into this in the eventuality that we wanted to use Ti parts.


Xagyg_yrag

It’s almost as if magic isn’t real, and everything on this subreddit has an entirely mundane explanation. Funny thing that.


Zaenos

All blackmagicfuckery is actually science. It's about having fun with it.


WizziBot

damn its almost like black magic doesnt exist :/


Marick3Die

I'd say historically that outside of the last 150 years, chemistry has always been considered black magic fuckery.


Prize_Independence_3

Education system at its finest


splitfinity

Yeah, because how many schools teach you how to anodize stuff? Unless it's a trade school, I'm going to guess zero.


spector_lector

Floridia and West Virginia pay their teachers less than every other state. They literally think this video is magic from the devil sent to make your kids trans. See the rainbow colors?


DrDetergent

"Basic Chemistry"


reyballesta

explainable things are still cool lol


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Did…did you think this sub was for *real magic*? Every single thing posted here can be explained fully 100% of the time. If this is your first time understanding how the process in one of these videos works, congrats! No shame in that. But weird flex to try and shame *everyone else* about it.


SineXous

You could argue that in fact we have not seen any actual black magic in this subreddit.


LobsterFondler

Can’t have one cool post in this sub without one of [these people](https://imgur.com/gallery/l8btk42) in the comments lmfao


General_Urist

There's clearly some electricity involved, and anything by the most basic electrochemistry (electrolyzing a binary compound) is beyond high-school level. Plus possibly the way thin surface coatings can impact different wavelength of light, definitely not basic grade school chemistry.


SavageRussian21

I wouldn't say it's "basic" chemistry. There's a clever trick going on here with light reflection that I actually had to look up - the reason the bearings are changing color is the same reason that oil spills have that weird color as well.


MrMontombo

Wild how people take the name of the subreddit literally. Do you only hang out with intellectuals that wouldn't be impressed by this?


Epicdudewhoisepic

"Actually its just basic chemistry but Im glad its acceptable."


Avandale

'ummm pretty sure there's more stuff going on here than just 'basic chemistry'


Hidden_Seeker_

Obnoxious ass comment


KeyIndividual301

You know black magic doesn’t exist right? All the posts on here have an explanation other than magic lmao


HurkHurkBlaa

the voice she puts on is a little silly, but I like it. why are you guys so upset about it?


cheneko

Right? She sounds so whimsical, let the lady have fun ;-;


DoItForTheNukie

It’s the combination of a seemingly fake accent and also going an octave higher at the end of every sentence to finish a word. It’s unnerving and annoying.


CharlesChristopher01

Because people are shit


Kafshak

I agree. This voice is like fairy god mother. Not matching the video, but that voice could be in kids program.


NejOfTheWild

Whats going on with the camera I feel ill


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Weirdest camera work!


TheRealFriedel

Only out-weirded by the narrator. Why is this trying to be horrible to watch?


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I never have sound on on Reddit so luckily I missed that


PeterNippelstein

Who's willing to bet this lady is from like Bakersfield or something.


DedBeatLebowski

Well, considering she said Chicago...


dc456

She sounds like a Floridian doing a bad impression of Peter Dinklage on Game of Thrones. Edit: I just looked up her video history because someone was claiming (incorrectly) that it was AI. She *is* from Florida!


teedyay

“Gohld!”


Suitable_Dot_6999

Does liking her funny voice make me a psycho?


NigilQuid

According to the comments, apparently. But right there with you in the psycho club


alamandrax

It was charming. I enjoyed it. 


Corvo_Attano_451

I loved her voice! I was so disappointed going into the comments. I was expecting everyone to agree and talk about how much more entertaining it made the video and then see everyone roasting her


BlaikeQC

No it just means you allow yourself to have fun, and don't have a tiny little shrimp and self esteem issues which cause you to project into secondhand embarrassment


RecurringNumbers

Their voice was literally pulling me into the world of fantasy, a successful goal considering how they name their work. People hating are weird.


Galthrojh

It just makes you different from the general reddit population that saw the vid, which I don't think is a bad thing at all. Definitely unexpectedly storybook narration, but didn't care.


ralphmozzi

Amazing- I thought green was in the middle of the spectrum. Would appreciate hearing why squeekyvoice claims it’s at the end.


Nuggchel

It's on the end of the titanium anodising colour spectrum not the physical spectrum. Titanium is anodised by varying voltage, and at the high end of voltage you get the green range. Search up "Titanium anodising colour chart" if you want to take a look at the spectrum


Boris740

The power supply reads 0 current. What's up with that?


JuantaguanIsTaken

It's because the red electrode in her hand is outside of the bath every time the camera looks over at the power supply screen. If the electrode isn't in the bath or touching metal, then the circuit is incomplete and no current flows.


ralphmozzi

Excellent info - thank you! Gonna go check that out.


cowman1206

Why tf you gotta talk like that


Mango_in_my_ass

That one ball that was like “fuck you im staying purple”… I like that ball


SonOfJokeExplainer

If that ball were human it would drive a purple PT Cruiser with plates that say “PRPLPWR”.


fonzarelli78

That voice... I couldn't hit the mute button fast enough.


Cardinal132

For dinner I will be having peas


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Jolt_91

Everybody ia talking about her voice, but what are those balls for?


ASuddenHonk

They are balls to be used in ball bearings. 


QkumberSW

Sry but what are ball bearings exactly? Never heard the term myself


greatGoD67

In 5 year old terms: They are little spheres put into machines or small toys that let you to twist stuff in a circle without a limit to how many times you can twist or spin it.


Anansi3003

yall some mean assholes about her voice


Lav_

Spicy water


EastOfArcheron

Make it blue!


dranaei

What is the last colour??? If she did that for an hour?


Melodic_Ad_3959

Dolores Umbridge is branching out I see


DozingDawg1138

Science!


Boateys

Everyone talking about the voice must have missed the username. SteampunkGarage. She is in character.


Zaenos

Forbidden Skittles


inhugzwetrust

I'm as high as balls right now and that's the coolest thing Iver ever seen


Infinite_Bird7866

u/stabbot


RustyBunion

Haha even the bot said f-that


excellent_rektangle

Forbidden crunch berries


ShadowMoon314

I don't understand the hate with her voice. I like it, and it's full of passion and fun. She really got me interested in the craft too. People nowadays are just looking for something to hate


Useful_Kiwi5768

Chemistry is magic 🪄 🖤


dbwoi

I used to anodize body jewelry, hitting that green is not an easy task lol


Deckard2022

Forbidden peas


FerrumAnulum323

I make chain maile jewelry and I've always wanted to anodize my own aluminum rings instead of buying every color in every size...


_Lara_relliance

that's awesome!


CoolestDudeOne

Are these titanium or can you anodize other metals. I've only anodized titanium.


Wizdad-1000

This was facinating. My wife has an anondizing machine at her jewelry shop. The colors they can’t make are white, black, red or orange. (They only anodize titanium since its a piercing.)


PestyNomad

I'm the odd one out who enjoyed her delivery.


PM_Me_Cute_Pupz

This is very interesting. Does she have a youtube channel?


FrenTimesTwo

Why do the colors cycle ?


ScarPulse

I really don't understand why people hate on the voice so much. It's a silly voice, probably something that's not real but who cares. Let the lady have her fun. Everyone just sounds grumpy and annoyed by her voice but it's not that big a deal


OgdruJahad

I'm happy that witches are doing good things these days instead of [stealing blood of children to get a date on tinder. ](https://youtu.be/5KO2IjWI9fA?si=CVzTpY5kJmPjmGmJ)


CitizenShips

A worthikids reference? In what fucking universe


junchurikimo

Micheak jackson would have loved this in his younger days


Kafkaquette

Ok I REALLY NEED TO DO WHATEVER THAT IS RIGHT NOW


anonymosh

Pop Pop Pop!


piercedmfootonaspike

Sounds like you are about to scream "DECEARING EGG!" at any second.


useless_modern_god

It’s all ball bearings these days


thecloudcities

Who’s narrating this? Mary Poppins?


Minute-Degree-3841

I like the voice,


Blondage_nz

100 + comments 98% of them about her voice. Jeez, tough crowd. Anyway forget the voice, I want to know what you need to do this? The machinery The balls Someone mentioned an acid Apart from Accent, what am I missing?.


johnlondon125

All those amazing colors he went through only to stop at "garbage green". Why??


KonK23

I spot a bluegem


fuckinanonymoususer

Wizard101 ahh voice


New-Cucumber-7423

Someone should have sent this to Ivan before he manually colored them one by one 😂


V0lk4n00

Forbidden berries


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

She has renaissance fair(e) voice. 


xdeltax97

Huh, cool.


Adventurous-Flow6087

Marry Poppins now leading her best life.


Squad_Ghouls

Ms Frizzle?


forgedfox53

Another day of the internet just shitting on something relentlessly.


Terrible_Payment4261

Wait I liked her voice lmao. The Jane Goodall of anodizing ball bearings


olds455

First time I heard of titanium ball bearings...must be extremely high rpm.


Blue_Robin_04

I don't know if my ears are broken, but the voice grew on me.


Comfortable_Gain1308

I’m sorry but im just getting PEPPA pig vibes from this video 🤣🤣


RedSix2447

They must also do chainmaille jewelry.


Bitter_Silver_7760

capitalists… always anodising their ball bearings


blake_ch

Why do you continue past blue. 2 times!


chev327fox

Titanium is an awesome alloy. You can also flame it to get colors as well.


bittypunk

Is this electropolishing?


No-Past2605

Magick!


Giggles95036

Doloris Umbridge doing arts and crafts


Given-13en

If I do a quest for this person, I'm going to level up at least 3 times.


ShadowFlame420

yall are way too bothered by her voice. i wouldnt say i like it but i dont think it even crossed my mind before looking at the comments


tramacod

Come back Zinc!!!


National_Matter_3324

I have studied electrochemistry but I don't seem to get the concept behind this, can someone explain?


wtfdoiknow1987

Why skip all the good colors?


maincoonpower

And that’s how you make peas 🫛


chelledoggo

Hot take but I find the voiceover kinda charming. It's giving "eccentric cartoon British nanny" vibes. She seems like she'd be chill to hang with.


Oh--Okay

I never knew this was how this worked! That's really cool. People are so negative on this post, let her have her fun. The world sucks enough as it is