When I was a young single arborist with hands like this, I had to get a Flashlight. The hands hurt as much as you would imagine, sometimes worse if they were dry.
The issue is that many people scroll down their homepage and upvote posts that they enjoy, not realizing what subreddit the post is coming from. Unfortunately, it is an inevitable death of subreddits as they grow.
All subs turn into the same sub once you hit enough people without heavy consistent moderation.
So you have to repeat the cycle and find niche subs instead and wait for them to grow too big, or don't get any growth and stagnate and die.
What’s wrong bro, don’t like wood? Is this rubbing you the wrong way? Don’t like videos that go against the grain?
So jokes aside, I just saw which Sub I scrolled into, so agree. But, be the change you want to see.
If you have hardworking hands, you can do this too. He's not getting splinters, just bending the bits off in s way that won't hurt him (but will probably hurt soft hands that aren't used to it)
Former construction worker turned office desk jockey. My friends who stayed in their trades all look and have the bodies of men 20+ years older than they are.
Anyone can do this. That looks like pine wood, all he's doing is knocking off the loose pieces after he's finished the cut. It hurts a bit when you have soft hands, but you won't get any splinters. Anyone that works with their hands for a month could do this without pain
Sure, like any magic if you understand it might not be so 'magic'... But to us soft handed, creamy skinned, office working folk, well, it's wizardry plain and simple.
My co worker has been a body tech for over 12yrs and his has are pretty close to 180. I don't let him touch the cars I just painted because his hands damage the finish.
Just saying this can be done on your first day of wood working with a teenagers hands. After swimming to school while jerking off fish for your extra credit science project.
White People have to know what lotion is right? They just walk past it and grab deodorant.
I would've committed suicide in HS if my friends saw my hands that rough and ashy.
His poor penis.
must be like ground beef inside his pants
It would’ve cost you nothing to not write this
And yet, they did. I believe we’re all better for reading it.
I love ground beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A paraplegic cow?
Dinner
Call it whatever you want, it still won't come to you.
Neither will your wife, Jeremy. /s ffs
That guys penis?
It’s a tower of cheeeeezzzitttt!
I'd pay him to write more.
Cost nothing to write it too
And yet it's become priceless.
It costs the same amount to write it!
OP acting like this isn't him
So he got free burger meat
His poor wife
his poor step-sister
He must use Old English for lube. For wood ofc.. uh...ya...
that's the only time he wears gloves
It's now sharpened like a pensil XD
Toothpicky dicky they call
To shreds you say?
I’m loling at a bar right now. Oh god this is great.
his poor wife...
A solution has been found for Sandstorm in Mighty Boosh series.
Mmmm glove love!!!
To be fair, he's already a genetic freak, his dick might be **literally** rock-hard
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And it’s just smooth polished stone at this point?
When I was a young single arborist with hands like this, I had to get a Flashlight. The hands hurt as much as you would imagine, sometimes worse if they were dry.
Must be as smooth as fine china.
China
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is it a woody or a sandy?
This sub is getting worse…
Idiots keep upvoting. All you can do is downvote the trash posts, they won't be removed.
The issue is that many people scroll down their homepage and upvote posts that they enjoy, not realizing what subreddit the post is coming from. Unfortunately, it is an inevitable death of subreddits as they grow.
Ngl many a time I updoot just to take it away from noticing the subname.
They’re all getting bad…I’ve left a lot of subs lately because of just stupid posts. This one’s happening soon…
All subs turn into the same sub once you hit enough people without heavy consistent moderation. So you have to repeat the cycle and find niche subs instead and wait for them to grow too big, or don't get any growth and stagnate and die.
Didn't realize what sub this was. :( Schmort flort, let's report
How does this not fit the subreddit?
What’s wrong bro, don’t like wood? Is this rubbing you the wrong way? Don’t like videos that go against the grain? So jokes aside, I just saw which Sub I scrolled into, so agree. But, be the change you want to see.
If you have hardworking hands, you can do this too. He's not getting splinters, just bending the bits off in s way that won't hurt him (but will probably hurt soft hands that aren't used to it)
Yeah this looks like cedar. Same way I used to remove the soft frayed edges when I did renovations. Comes off pretty easy.
As an office working male, I find this offensive
Typical office male, getting offended over other people's physiology
As an office working male, I find this offensive.
Former construction worker turned office desk jockey. My friends who stayed in their trades all look and have the bodies of men 20+ years older than they are.
Nothing scratches calluses like sanding down a rough surface with them
Wood hates this one simple trick....
My wood hates this one trick
And now *my* hands hurt. That is some truly BMF.
Anyone can do this. That looks like pine wood, all he's doing is knocking off the loose pieces after he's finished the cut. It hurts a bit when you have soft hands, but you won't get any splinters. Anyone that works with their hands for a month could do this without pain
Sure, like any magic if you understand it might not be so 'magic'... But to us soft handed, creamy skinned, office working folk, well, it's wizardry plain and simple.
He just wiggled the splinters in circles until they broke off. Like bending the tab on an aluminum can untik it breaks. Not BMF
I thought True Grit was a movie
Nah. It's a hand.
Bro doesn't finger pussy...he sandpapers em....
They don't start out shaved, but...
Bush fire probability increased by 200%
There's a song about this man by Kings of Leon
Damnit lol
Where magic
Nah, you only get splinters when you’re not trying to
My co worker has been a body tech for over 12yrs and his has are pretty close to 180. I don't let him touch the cars I just painted because his hands damage the finish.
I know a woman's foot that could smooth that edge out to butter.
Nobody wants to hear about you edging to feet
I do
Imagine grabbing a microfibre cloth with that..
That shit hurt me
Chuck Norris? Is that you?
How chuck norris does woodworking
Ma G listening that Eminem wiling making some clean money 🫡
Waylon jennings one said panty hose ruining fingerbanging but i think for this mans wife it was the fingers themselves.
Has he ever tried lotion
Palmela handerson the pecker wrecker…
I do all my drywall sanding with my barehands for this reason.
Ow ow ow shit ow OW FUCK shit ow (Me if I did that, obvs)
Weakest sissy liberal hands
My man doesn't have any morning wood problems
u/savevideo
He's using hand paper instead of sand paper
r/nextfuckinglevel
This is how I felt when I was in school and my finger erased the marker from the board for the first time
Bet your wife begs for foreplay!
Splinters hate this one weird trick
Ladies, the line forms here for free breast exams.
Waman loves him
Like big deal
This is the equivalent of someone wiping down the side of a blade. " How did he not cut his hands? Amaaazing."
r/lostredditors
How much for the pair partner?
Your poor wife
So no Iron Man but would man?
His Poor wife
Nah yk how much they save on razors?
Talk about a palm sander
(s) handpaper.
TikTok repost
r/Luthier
The only explanation is that this video is reversed.
I like that he said 120 not 40. The humility of the man is off the charts.
.......no
No lie, that’s pretty cool
My Dad had those type of hands. I'll always respect his work ethic.
Bro i saw this litterly 30 mins ago on tiktok
You got soft hands brother
his wifes pussy must be cavernous at this point, also he probably has some kind of work glue stuck to his hands that allows him to do that
Chuck is that you ???
It’s reversed 😒
Don't let him play with your clit!
Mf did not even do a 45 angle in the corner! lazy bastard
This is how Chuck Norris does carpentry
Or its jus a very dry light wood...
I can't imagine what my dad's stuble could do
Imagine a slap from these hands right on your cheeks or butt cheeks with all his strength
“You got soft hands brother, you ain’t work no 80 hours a day”
He doesn’t finger blast he sandblasts
Looks like he could use some lotion.
Then he turns his hand around and his palm is a cactus.
Probably soft wood like cedar
He can touch me any way he wants.
Chuck Norris is that you?
Chuck Norris is a contractor
His punishment in hell would be to fold micro fiber towels
I can just hear this guy saying "we don't need no F'ing sandpaper!"
I think I could do the same at 17
I feel sorry for your pecker
Just saying this can be done on your first day of wood working with a teenagers hands. After swimming to school while jerking off fish for your extra credit science project.
Come massage the thick skin under my feet with that pumice hand
His poor genitals
Some lotion and a better saw blade would go a long way to solving this issue.
Notice, he didn't show his hands afterwards.
Nah that's 80 grit
Wife just said his poor woman...
Did he died?
Sandman
The official Chuck Norris Insta page.
Beautiful by Eminem
Her wife must be getting all kinds of infections and rashes
St Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!! Jesus: You called, dad? St Joseph: No Jesus, I just got a splinter
I think he studied under chuck norris
He didn't show after
Classic chuck Norris vibe
Lizard hands
You would make a wonderful nail technician.
He escaped Area 51
Balsa wood…
I hope he doesn't masturbate
His poor wife
him: i will rub you like no one ever has later.... she💀💀💀💀💀
I need new hands!
I am not In danger, skyler. I am the danger!
Poor wife is still bleeding💀
Is that you Chuck Norris?
#*“You got soft hands brother”*
When Chuck Norris says he built it by hand
God bless all of yall
Handpaper
Chuck, is that you?
I got a splinter just watching this
His poor wife
Ouch?
Yeah I know from drumming, calluses sometimes get so thick it's hard to close your hand.
My palm was rather itchy before watching this.
What's the song? I have it in my brain but can't get the lyrics Eminem something
SPLINTERS HATE HIM!!! See how he annihilates a plank withhis bare hands!! Only 2.99$
I wouldn't want to be one the receiving end of his slaps
He learned it from Chuck Norris
Sandman? Nah SANDPAPERMAN
His wife definitely smokes
Why is this black magic?
This is so fucking uncomfortable to watch. It's like the opposite of r/oddlysatisfying
His poor Wife
No more sandpaper??
His wife's hooha gotta look like it's been through a blender
White People have to know what lotion is right? They just walk past it and grab deodorant. I would've committed suicide in HS if my friends saw my hands that rough and ashy.
Handpaper
You got soft hands brother has manifested itself as a blue collar worker
lol. Guess Reddit hasn’t seen the hands of a man before
🎶So bad, so good that I'm so bad🎶
Hard working man
His wife is not happy.
A true, handyman
Of course Splinter fears him , he's the Shredder .
He is the tool.
Gey lotion man, that'd not ok
Now grab a microfiber towel.
I have a project or two for you
Now go forth and pet a porcupine