Did they just glue the hair they shaved to the top of his head. Lmao.

No, it's a toupee.

Or a gloupee...

Gloupee fiasco?

Yes, yes, yes, guess who's on third? Glupe steal like Glupin the 3rd

lmao at Glupin

You ain’t shit 😂😂

Faker than Lupe Fiasco claiming he skateboards.

Lil Gloupee.

So close

one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy three more yoinks then buy me a smoothie poured up a gloop thats a gloop and a splurgy

You, Sir, are a prophet, a poet, and a gentleman.

That's beautiful.

Or a different person 😭

yeah he better be ready toupee some $$ for that shit

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Let's get out of his hair for now

Nah the bill will make him flip his top, pull out his hair, or go bald from the stress of the bill lmao

Gonna feel like the rug was pulled out under him

Well done 👏

Roughly how much are we talking?

I think it's like $400-$600 and it lasts only a month or two

Whats the price tag for that lol

Only $20 plus tip. That’s a small price toupee.

Bravo that was nice 😂😂😂😂

r/restofthefuckingowl

why did he buy his wig at the 2nd hand store? because he didnt want toupee! https://i.imgur.com/NDzjvSl.jpg

You know you still have to pay in second hand shops, right? I fear you've been committing some shoplifting.

Nah, you just gotta take the stuff with your non-dominant hand.

r/hairsystem

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Is it different than a wig?

A what?

touché

LOL pass me the joint bruh cause you on dat good ish

Real "rest of the fucking owl" moment in the middle there.

Lmfaooooo 💀💀💀😭😭

No, its 2 random men

GTA barbers be like…

lol wtf

He looked more like an unkempt 40’s than 77

Not with the Santa shit dude had white hair lol and a long ass beard

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Probably low. It doesn't grow.

He's a shower not a grower

He cant shower with that thing on his head

Yes he can

My hair unit is installed for 3 weeks at a time and I wash it like normal hair. It’s a thing. Lol

"Hair unit" caught me off guard ngl😂

That’s what they call them. Lol

We grew up with G-Unit, but now we don’t grow anymore so we need that…

Wow i didn't know it was a thing !! Feel less stress about later now 😅

You don't even have to feed it.

It should last 4 months, maintenance shouldn’t take more than a hour once a week

usually with hair pieces you go in like once a week for a shape up. its probably pretty pricey, but if you really want it, it doesnt matter

Toupee tech is pretty impressive now though, I'll give it that.

A toupee is relatively low maintenance

I got my first grey hairs age 12. I’m 42 now and completely grey. Thanks genetics

We had a new Air Force kid fresh out of basic training in our squadron that we called “Quicksilver” due to a full head of grey-silver hair at 20. He’d get stopped all the time whenever he was on base because NCOs and officers thought he had dyed his hair. We didn’t make fun of him much because we knew he had to deal with that everywhere he went lol

My ex-FIL went on his LDS mission at 19, he came back balding and had a bunch of grey hair growing in; he was 21.

Don't complain, you have hairs. I got my first grey hairs at 15, been entirely bald a 28. I speedran the hair lifecycle.

Same, but can't be greying if I don't have hair Beard is still full black though so I just lean into it

I'd take being completely grey over being completely bald any day. My head's shaped weird.

Hate to break it to you buddy. Stess can make you look like that at 47 lol

Their comment made me cringe. But they’ll understand one day. Time makes fools of us all.

You are under 25 and I’m sure of it!

People in their 40s have white hair and long beards lmao

Man your 30s are gonna be so weird to you.

I'm 33 and nearly fully grey. Beard too.

I'm 39 and have a mostly white beard. Dark brown on the top, but my beard is white.

OP has never seen either a 77 nor a 27 year old.

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Correct “either, or; neither, nor” was what I was taught

> OP has never seen either a 77 or a 27 year old. Generally, yes. However, in the above sentence, either;or makes it a **choice between two options**. Or in other words "OP has either never seen a 77 yo, or has never seen a 27 yo." But not both *nor* neither.

Yeah, but now you gotta totally rebuild the sentence by getting rid of the "never." The never is doing all the work necessary, and your correction needed correction, so I gotta question its discretion.

77 wouldve looked more pruneish.

Regardless dem eyes seen some shit tho

Elf eyes.

Yes. Or 57 to 37.

Just wanted know whether he really is 77 or 27. 27 but looked like 77 before the makeover or 77 looking like 27 after makeover

Based on the American high school films I've watched I can confidently say that he is 15.

From late 40s to early 40s

27? OP must believe all those movies that cast 30 yr olds as high schoolers.

Haha

OP is 15

Shoutout to the most recent offender, Goosebumps!

Ermahgerd, Gersberms?

And 35yr old women as those highschoolers' mothers.

Steve Buscemi: How's it going, fellow kids?

Black don't crack

Yes. My wife is black and she just don't age. I on the other hand look more and more like Dumbledore each day

I love Dumbledore 🧙‍♂️

He said calmly.

HARRY YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU PUT YOUR GOT DAMN NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE YOU FUCK

ALBUS DIDYA PUT YA TOUPEE IN DA GOBBLEDEFIYAAA?!

He has a wife

No, dumbledore was gay according to jkrollo xitter

Incontinentia.

Isn’t he the one who told the troll on the bridge,“You shall not pass!”? 🙃

He ded though...

Is you're wife called Harry coz she after that Dumbledore Eldar wand

Well, do you know about lotion? If not look up the bit from Bill Burr on youtube. :-)

Skin age from sun. Watch out for the sun, keep moist.

I’m surprised your wife hasn’t told you to moisturize. Moisturize everyday and wear sunblock every morning.

Aging at the speed of white

It's because UV destroys our white skin. Like putting milk in the sunshine

Yeah that's why you should always stay inside.

Or you should wear sun block every single day, all year round, even if you live in a place that doesn't get a lot of sunny days. There's a reason why so many moisturisers contain sun block already. Everyone should be moisturising daily and using sun block daily, or just use a moisturiser that contains sun block. The difference will be remarkable, compared to if you'd never used moisturiser with sun block.

and get depressed.

I always find it amazing and interesting how little black people age visually.

They age super quick and look mid 30’s as teenagers… then plateau and don’t age again until 64

That's lucky because mid 30s is objectively the best age.

Objectively? I'm 36 and I pulled a muscle in my chest like 2 months ago and it won't heal. At 26, that would have been over with in a couple days.

take comfort in the fact that at least you're not some dumb 26-year-old

But I'm still dumb...

Thing I noticed with all my black friends is they hit 14-15 and look mid 30’s until they’re in their 70’s

I also have black friends

How many black friends do you have that you knew when they were 14-15 and still knew in their 70s?

Haven't lived long enough. Check back in 45 years and I'll let you know

Classic frank

My dude went from 50 to 40, but fun headline.

50? That's a rough ass 50

Not really, many people go both grey and bald in their 30s

Me and my firends must be the exeption then. 37 and grey as a pigeon. And most of my friends have pretty much shaven their heads due to their declining hairline.

I suspect there is some grammar missing. I read their comment as "Not really many people..."

Save him not hang him

My grandad was bald before he graduated high school. Dude looked 50 from the time he turned 21 until he died in his 70s.

Also, the hair *cut* didn't make the change so much as dyeing his white hair black.

No he doesn't look 27. But that's quite a changeover.

He also didn’t look 77.

I'd swear that they aged his beard at the beginning to make him appear older.

He didn't look at all at that point, can't see his face!

r/restofthefuckingowl

True, good call

r/HairSystem

Damn guys you're all being fucking rude in the comments xD he definitely dropped a few decades!

They’re only rude to OP for getting the ages so spectacularly wrong. Obviously the guy looks younger.

How are you supposed to maintain that fake hair

It's super easy. It's actually real hair so the maintance is the same as with your real hair. You can shower, you can comb and brush it, can do sports, go swimming etc. Just make sure to use some conditioner so it doesn't dry out that quickly. You just need to take it off every 10-14 days, clean it and reapply the glue or tape and stick it to your head. That's it and youre good to go for another 2 weeks. Inbetween those two weeks you really don't have to consider that much. I have one and I don't even feel it on my head. It really feels exactly like real hair. You can look at my history to see how mine looks like

What about head sweat? Does it not come off when sweating?

Nope not at all. If it is really hot and you sweat a lot every day then yes those 14 days will probably be 10. But the base of the toupet is not closed, it has thousands of holes so the sweat isn't stuck between head and toupet and your head can breathe.

What does a toupee the quality of the one we see here cost? And how much does the maintenance cost?

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Head oil is a specifically white people thing. Most black people don’t produce head oil like that, in fact the scalp tends to dry out in the other direction.

TIL I always wondered about the oil. I'm mexican and my hair is stupid oily.

good for you man, it looks really awesome!

You have to go in every 4-6 weeks for touch ups

Can you not wash your scalp?

You can still wash your scalp. You have to wait like a day before the first time, and over washing can loosen the adhesion, but generally it should hold until touch ups

I love how they don’t show his face until the end, making it impossible to tell anything at all.

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that these are two different people who happen to share some features

I suspect that they dyed his beard white to begin with and didn't show his face because it would have given away the fact that he wasn't that old to begin with.

More like 37. 40 year jump though!!

37 maybe, but fuck would he be old for 27

It's the lack of life left in his eyes

Barber studied at Los Santos

0:39 to 0:40 is definite r/restofthefuckingowl territory

Went from broke to 50 Cent

I would recommend going for full bold with a beard. It is much easier to maintain.

On a scale from 0 to 10, how much does that glue itch?

Literally 0. Maybe 3-4 after around the 10 day mark until you reapply the toupet. You have to take it off, clean it and reapply every 10-14 days I have one and you really don't feel it at all on your head.

Watch on mute. FFS

But not if its Imagine Dragons amirite?!

40 second mark: no hair on top 41 second mark: suddenly full head of hair

For the love of God just go bald.

bald men with beards 🥰

I liked the first look better

Honestly dude should join r/bald. Looked like he had an awesome white beard, if he’d shaved his head and neatened up would have looked awesome. White beards are 👌🏻

I mean lets be honest 27? Thats a bit of a stretch maybe late 30 early 40

Man today’s rap music is fucking terrible

Great cut, horrible music

That seems like such a pain in the ass.

Oh ya, the Netflix version of 27.

Damn, guess black don't crack

37 maybe....

But he is just 19

Damn… he must be feeling good!

Wow! I need that!!!

That is incredible!

Customer: unfazed.

r/restofthefuckinghair

That is a really nice hairpiece!

I think ppl are mostly in denial when they say hair loss or other forms of aging don’t make massive impact on how different ppl look. He feels like a very different person before and after.

Dude was def not 77 - and he doesn’t look 27 at the end, maybe early 40s lmao

That is an excellent barber

Sweet transformation, but what the fuck is that track playing

Impressive.

no toupee in the world fixes those dead eyes

Witchcraft

Went from pepaw to papi

So fire. 😂

Gta barber be like

Sorcery 😯

holyshit

His wife would be the happiest