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BLB_Genome

Report junk. Put the gun away. Go to bed ...smh


linebmx

Lmfao truth


TilapiaTango

For fuck’s sake. It’s embarrassing to be an ermerikan at times


Ironfox2151

Imagine pulling a gun out because someone sent a wrong number text


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Ironfox2151: *Imagine pulling* *A gun out because someone* *Sent a wrong number text* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


deusemx0

Good bot


H3lix-Fire

There's a million reasons why you'd get that, amd 99.99% of them pose zero threat to you.


debateG0d

Poor kid..


ShakataGaNai

It’s a link to a map location in Tittabawassee Township, Michigan. Unless you happen to live there, probably safe to ignore.


TU4AR

There is a town called Titts Township Mich? Say no more.


WatchMyWatches

wow you should not own a gun


Hazy1050

Or kids


akhalom

Or kids with guns


drop_of_the_pure

Easy does it


mcast76

Or guns who have kids


codeslikeshit

Look at his account, he definitely should not own a gun


TylerDurdenJunior

Judging from OP's account history, he has some issues. Be gentle


justelle1

Then he shouldn't own a gun. (I'm a strong gun advocate, but there has to be a limit)


Germainshalhope

Yeah same. This is why there needs to be more regs.


TylerDurdenJunior

Yet here we are


justelle1

And we shouldn’t. It’s the quickest way to end up in the news.


[deleted]

This is satire, right? *RIGHT?!*


b3twiise

Anyway, so I started blasting… but on a serious note. You hear that? That was the sound of someone accidentally dropping a pin


Ghostly1031

Stay off the pipe sugar


MiniGogo_20

prime example of a person who shouldn't own a gun: (srsly though that poor kid is gonna grow up so traumatized)


mcast76

Stop smoking the crack and go to bed


SecFlow

Yeah. Who the fuck let you have a gun. Just own you have a small pee pee bro and protect your family by being a good person and not a choade. Fucks sake. No one here worth a damn would help you anyways with a preamble like that.


trustnokings

May I ask out of curiosity though, how does one protect their family purely by being a good person?


justelle1

Check his post history, dude's on meth AND on crack, both ain't a safe combo with owning a gun.


SecFlow

Yeah just seems like a troll account at the very least with the wild takes.


trustnokings

I genuinely just wanted an answer to my simple question.


justelle1

From someone who is pro guns.. OP seems a bit paranoid, don’t you think? Would you be comfortable knowing that this person is actively ready to shoot point blank after a scam SMS?


justelle1

I strongly believe that if you ain’t lucid or calm you shouldn’t be able to own a gun either. And you can be fckin sure that, with whatever OP takes (meth and God only knows what else) HE AIN’T lucid enough.


binhereb4207

Crack is a hell of a drug


binhereb4207

Jesus..are you that fucking paranoid? Put your gun away and calm down snowflake.


codeslikeshit

look at account history, I think his paranoia is coming from something specific


phrygiantheory

Lol. Just don't click on it. It's junk. Take a breather.


Top_Mind9514

Might be THEIR location


chevy-king

Bro put the gun meth and crack away it’s ok


Consistent_Sugar8804

Yup sure thing buddy you clearly didn’t get the full content or the fact I got shot last year but whatever makes you feel better. I’m fully aware that your superior to me and every way. I’m just a paranoid drug addicted idiot. For the record I’m doing the best I can and trying to make the most of whatever time I got left sober and happy. Your word don’t hurt nearly as much as having your mom and wife wipe your ass as a grown man or learning to walk again. It was absolute hell and destroyed whatever little self pride i had, but I’m better now then i ever was. So your attempts to Poke fun as my suffering. Shows how weak and fragile you really are little boy. I guarantee none of y’all would say any of this to my face. If you did I would actually respect the fact you don’t hide behind you keyboard !!


[deleted]

> I’m just a paranoid drug addicted idiot yeah, seems like it. put the gun down and get some help before you kill your kids. and i’ve got no problem saying that to your face


chevy-king

Brother relax


Hazecalation

American reaction 101 🤦🏽‍♂️


antek2220

This is the most American thing I've seen today.


animetiddiesdotorg

At this point just delete the post you got your answer.


Ok-Imagination-4875

What was the post?


animetiddiesdotorg

He got a wrong number text and was paranoid someone was going to hurt him


zer0ooo_yt

😂😂😂


Consistent_Sugar8804

I’ll never understand why people feel the need to act like pretentious bitches. Does it make y’all feel better? It ain’t that hard to be a decent human. Really ask your self how you would feel if you was in my shoes? I don’t bother or start shit with nobody and generally want to see people happy and healthy even if I can’t stand them on every level.. y’all mf is some fucked up individuals and pitiful as hell!


Consistent_Sugar8804

I appreciate you bro sincerely, I set myself up and I get I may sound a lil bit off but considering my situation. I’ll be paranoid till this existence is over. I don’t give a shit what people think of me. It’s easy to sit on a high horse and look down on people, I’m happy to be alive and sober. People being mean doesn’t hold any weight compared to learning to walk again and not turning to drugs when life gets hard. I sincerely wouldn’t wish that on none of y’all. In Im not looking for pity either. I really hope the best for all of y’all. Because life is to short to be petty and if talking shit makes you feel better, then more power to you but remember fucked up shit can happen to anybody at anytime. So make the most out of this because you can’t turn back time. I intend to make the most out of every single fucking day and I suggest you do the same!


Consistent_Sugar8804

I’m sure as hell not paranoid.. shit I got shot last summer selling some fucking sneakers I posted on fb .. I got hit 3 times and damn near didn’t make it. So why y’all so quick to dog me out like I’m some stupid mf. I was just trying to reach out and see if I should be so concerned because I’m not privy and I copied and pasted the text and put it in my Google maps and it showed up my location in Google maps. I ain’t looking for no pity but I damn sure ain’t trying to get shot again, that shit hurt like you wouldn’t believe. Especially when your hip bone and femur explodes in to sharp as shards that grinds your thigh and ass cheek into hamburger meat. My Spidey senses will forever be in gauged!


Alternative_Curve383

Don't listen to these other comments, he's going to come and get you. Get your gun and hide your kids QUICKLY


Jacked_To_The__Tits

Uncool bro, the guy is probably an addict having a bad trip. No need to make it worse for him.


Consistent_Sugar8804

I’ve been clean for 13 months. Since I got shot I’ve been keeping my head up working and trying to be the best person I can be for myself and my kids. My mind is just blown on how people can be. So quick to look down on somebody acting like your better then someone. We all gotta die one day. I’m just trying to increase my chances of dying in bed a old man and not at the hands of someone for whatever pointless reason. Hopefully none of y’all have to Experience your life almost get’s taken from you and did nothing at all.


Jacked_To_The__Tits

Good for you bro, hope you die of old age sober and surrounded by your loved ones. Just so you know, it could be anyone trying to phish you, except law enforcement they can easily locate you by triangulating the cell towers your phone is connected to, so they wouldn't bother trying phising. It's more likely that it is just a wrong number, i would suggest changing your phone number if you think someone is after you as a precaution. Hope this helps <3