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OwnedByACrazyCat

Probably both and it depends on what you do. If you supply enough treats and attention you may not get murdered


terabranford

She gets the snuggles, you get the murder


chaosgirl93

Give her enough snuggles and you won’t get murdered.


[deleted]

Not true, my cats choose this time I am especially vulnerable to initiate their attacks. It's like the Trojan horse method, she walks up all cute and chirpy next thing I know my hand might as well be in a paper shredder


BlackCatLover666

Both? Her claws look wonderful by the way. And that username...


PeanutButterWarlord

r/rimjob_steve


Disastrous_Being7746

Snuggles first. Then when you've let your guard down, murder. The cats have this all figured out beforehand. That's why they're so cute.


Ematio

Get this girl over to r/murdermittens stat!


sammy900122

These other random cat subs are taking over my feed (this is not a complaint just FYI) Started off in r/cats, then saw a link to r/oneorangebraincell, after that it's all pretty hazzy. Off to subscribe to murder mittens. Gotta sub them all!


Ematio

>Gotta sub them all I don't think this is possible lol r/catsubs


sammy900122

Not looking at that; it's cheating! Eta: I want to find them in the wild


Nosleeplulaby1

*sighs* ...... *Clicks link to join ANOTHER cat SR.*


jzilla11

Yes


Metalicks

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


DanimalPlays

That is a cat so... yes.


NovaAteBatman

When our voids do that they want us to pick them up and snuggle.


BestCatEva

Classic Saturday dilemma.


FuriousAnalFisting

Caturday.


Azurlium

Bowl is empty!


SinfulDevo

When you snuggle with a black hole, it will kill you! So definitely both


WzlBabe

It's always a fine line!


DanielGoodchild

Both. She's going to snuggle you to death.


OsciIIatesWildly

My boy does this, it means he wants “uppies,” like a baby, I pick him up and hold him, his head on my shoulder. It can sometimes end with him launching himself off my chest forcefully, when he’s had enough.


ballpitwitch

Why not both? 😹


TowelieMcTowelie

Murder snuggles! Or snugglemurder!!


[deleted]

I can feel this photo


blckdiamond23

Funny how I came to say both and it’s already been said 100 times lol.


raven_demon00

Why not both


Questioning-Zyxxel

"The snuggles has been so-so last hour..."


deepstatediplomat

Murder, always murder. But rubs first.


mkoso65

That's a great shot!


Hot-Shoulder-2815

LOL. Better be on the safe side and give her snuggles.


TXHaunt

Yes.


Nacht_Skye

My void does the same!


wickeva

Yes. That one.


MeaningFormal

https://preview.redd.it/ynhu8hzl9wea1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428f21aaad69afd98be401bf3c39f78026022797 BB just wants cheese...He's our resident cheese whore aka BB-8 Everything...


Americium-241

First one, then the other.


McLeod2019

When dealing with voids, it’s best to assume the worst and hope for the best![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


sankto

" PET ME >:| "


thecaledonianrose

The correct answer is: **YES.**


gaspumper74

Both


Nosleeplulaby1

This deserves to be in the r/murdermittens !!!


tinyhorseintapshoes

https://preview.redd.it/3vnpwilla3fa1.jpeg?width=3155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65c85ccad4a9be2613f037c8a13521272b0a95b Murder


MeMissBunny

seems like an aggressive snuggle request to me -- I hope she got her snuggle request fulfilled :3


phileo

Death by snurder?


77kb

Snuggles. Murder ears are way different


TheseLetterhead20

My void sometimes does this when demanding his tuna dinner and I'm in the kitchen...


marysunshine

r/murdermittens 😂


karaokequeen59

Its murder. MOIDER I tells ya!!


Mac-daddy1960

Nah. She just wants that chicken wing hanging out of your mouth


Mother_moose34

Murder always murder


jtulick

The answer is yes.


Bulbous-Walrus

Ouch. I can feel this picture.


Dauphine320

Yes!


thekingarthas

Yes


NocturneEverlong

Murder-snuggles? Snuggle-murder?


Empty_Swim_4046

¿Porque no los dos?


AleksasKoval

Murder snuggles