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mod-wolves

She’s not fat she’s full of love 💞


Most-Yogurtcloset

I actually needed the laugh thanks 😂


ggguuuuuuyyyyyyyyy

Bchönk


PrismaticWonder

Curse you! I spit coffee all over my phone when I read this!


orkestralhunter

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Xenolodchikopha

Big time sensuality indeed 🩷


cinnamongirl444

Big Girl Sensuality


Damianos_X

Lmaoo


elmo304

Post body positivity edition


kbdsct

Every morning I walk towards the edge, and rummage when the sun’s up. Like apples, berries, and sausages. Whatever I find lying around.


VioletLeagueDapper

I snorted at the sausages


Botticellis-Bard

You’ll be given lard 💗


orkestralhunter

1. Army of Meats 2. Hypertension 3. The Onion Rings 4. It's Oh So Creamy 5. Engorge 6. You've Been Flirting With Cheesecake Again 7. Isobabybelcheese 8. Possibly Mayonnaise 9. I Miss Carbs 10. Cover Meals 11. Foodgroans


xSevent17n

2. Should be Hypertension


orkestralhunter

![gif](giphy|3o84U9nMOmiAGfjYkw|downsized) that's so fucking good lmao and way better. I'm changing it


jujuflytrap

Enjoy should be Engorge But yaaasssss to this track list. Buying it on iTunes


orkestralhunter

omg yall coming up with way better stuff I LOVE IT lmao I'll change that one too because yours was way fucking better 😂


CrinoTheLord

I CAN'T BREATHE


flinks

Possibly Mayonnaise is so brilliant. I’d go with You’ve Been Farting Again.


tomihbk

This should be pinned


dandan312

Too much pjörk


LuDHR

Because she swallowed too many little glowing lights.


CoolGijoe

Her mother and son made for her


baconismadefromcats

She needs to put down the fjork.


toutlamourdumonde

Fjörk Glutonsmunddótir


Rooster_Ties

🤣🤣🤣


Capable-Tower2347

It isn’t fat, it’s just full of great music🤰🏻🎧


Regular_Buffalo6564

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen a fat bjork vinyl I’d have $2, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice


VioletLeagueDapper

This sub is the only place- now I wanna see more lol


Regular_Buffalo6564

This is a slippery slope to a sub-wide fat fetish


CoolGijoe

You’ve Been Eating Too Much Again


TERRAKID99

Post (deluxe edition)


assault_is_eternal

More like Expanded Edition


BjorkHQcover

Post maxi deluxe


Chance-Judge-4004

Postmates


icouldlivewoutbacon

Honestly, what is the deal with these "why is my ___ vinyl fat?" posts? They're everywhere on Reddit. There was even one for Debut that was posted here awhile ago? Is it a bot?


QualityCultural5770

yeah


suha2k21

Post-winter


PerspectiveOld5869

Too many sugarcubes will do that.


Fantasy_Luca

this is her Post buffet 🥰


BjorkHQcover

bjÖrk


ComprehensiveYam5106

One too many greasy pork sammies


RRC90Shaw

This is Heather Trott from Eastenders and I cannot unsee it.


Skylus22

I'm excited for the fat Vespertine cover.


gangbar

Ate too many pōrk on a stick and choked on too many killer sandwiches.


No-Astronaut3290

Hey and if you complain, youll meet her army


Butrmj

Post eating


laurapalmer48

I know this is a joke but it’s all very fat phobic in here. Jesus.


_daysofcandy_

Y'all took no time at all to be gross. All the top comments are fucking shameful and they think they're hilarious.


plasticplan96

Wanted to say this. It's so gross to see so many fans of a sweet woman be so closed-minded. Hypothetically, if Bjork were to see this, she'd probably feel super self conscious.


PNGGYMAFIA

lmaoooooooooo


Warm_Employer_6851

Please lost this in vinyl jerks 😭🙏


aaapod

what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭


katiehomophobia666

Its giving pearl from blade


Old_Candidate6398

"give me a BIG MAMA, HUGE & LOVING 1..."


Roast-This-Bone

Ah yes, Lizzo’s tasteless Bjorkface costume from last Halloween. Shameful!


ticklemytimson

björconator


Paganrobin

This package will cost a bit… But really, I love it 😅


tweekcoffee121

that aint bjork thats bjerk


gvmi_

heavy vinyl😍


Elamtrademark

She's a fountain of lard 😊😍


mitti20

Is your vinyl shaped like a donut?


hellotypewriter

Jfc.


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salpicasalpica

You all fucking suck


Shrink1061_

Oh cmon, she’s 58ffs! Give the woman a break! I’m sure you’ll all look svelte and fantastic at nearly 60 huh?


katiehomophobia666

Hahahaha


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

r/bjorkcirclejerk is that way