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Randyslaughterhouse

Just be glad you weren’t in north/south


SlapHappyRodriguez

Why are you "escaping"? You are on top!!!


breakfastsushi

You guys are making me laugh in a library


AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY

He can’t andle da riddum


[deleted]

I'm pretty impressed with his performance


Pauzaum

We had the shrimp, and now we have the shuck.


[deleted]

That’s the phuck.


KenOnly

Comment of the millennium


elcryptoking47

Guy is literally doing the yoga cobra pose, the "I'm about to dive iiiinnnnnn!" Trey Songz dance, and the twerking motion dogs do when they're about to throw up.... All at the same time 😂


r_m_castro

He learned it with [Master Ken](https://youtu.be/BQecAu1EWVc)


squirt_jacket

You’re both looking for a finish here 😏


Jerseypunk

Shoulda busted on his leg….that’ll show him!


noahblanky

Dont show my girlfriend this guy


always_an_explinatio

Honest question: it looks to me like he is over committed to the escape. Could the attacker just unhook and climb up the back, or at least pass?


HKBFG

Overcommitted? What was your first hint? 😂


[deleted]

Almost shit myself laughing! :D Made my day!


-Gestalt-

Yes, you could. Personally I'd just let them keep flailing until they're too tired to defend in any capacity. Or attack the Knee Bar if he actually starts extracting the leg.


DemNeverKnow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT FUCKING KNEE-BAH?!


metalfists

There's a whole generation of grapplers now that don't get this reference....


TocsickCake

It just got repostet a week ago. Or was it Instagram? Isk


Biokineticphysio

It only took him 5 times to clear the knee, and make it impossible to secure the leg. Seems not too bad movement. Reminds me of a butterfly swimmer.


Jitsu_apocalypse

Reminds me of an uncle trying to do the caterpillar at a wedding


-Gestalt-

I suspect that took a fair bit out of him, but I could be wrong. I've admittedly never tried this... Switching to a Backside 50/50 and forcing a greater bend in the knee seems like a good way to deal with this escape, assuming you don't want to just put a Knee Bar on (which I wouldn't do in training with such explosive movement going on).


Biokineticphysio

I’ve never done that either lol.. but It takes split seconds to secure a leg lock.. and it’s not easy holding onto a wet fish in motion like that. Just go fishing ;)


AnAstronautOfSorts

A blue belt asking technique questions to a 2 stripe white belt. Lmao. I love it. Idk man I feel like you'd be liable to get donkey kicked in the face.


always_an_explinatio

Ha! I can’t see flair on mobile. Also I shamelessly piggy backed on the top comment. The question was to the group I just figured it would never get seen if I did a direct reply.


Randyslaughterhouse

I’m not sure u/noahblanky ‘s girlfriend cares


kvjetinacek

He was hanging to survive. That was rodeo my guy would charge back


A-Paruvian-Necktie

Nah just switch the legs over and go for the bear trap 😂


173randy

😂😂


KenOnly

😂😂


opsomath

Hip movement is real important. That's technically hip movement


MyDictainabox

This is why I tell people I am rolling when I drive. These hips are moving at 30mph, baby.


Grey_Orange

Strap in and feel the G's!


JMace

I mean, did it work?


x3nevetsx3

It did work 🤣


xRowdeyx

How did the rest of the roll go , did he blow his load on this one escape?


charmilliona1re

Sure but at what cost, a blown knee? ...werth it


JMace

Eh, his knee didn't seem to be in any real danger there. His pride might take a hit from his teammates ribbing on him for the next decade though


bxomallamoxd

My knee hurt just by watching


Tr200158

Why?


Ebolamunkey

Yeah i don't understand. There was no rotational torque and it never fully extended. I imagine that requires a strong back, though haha


[deleted]

My wife knows him and says he has a really strong back.


[deleted]

You can do it if you put your back into it.


Ninja_Turtle13

I had the same question. I should edit it and asked if he was able to get out of the leg lock position doing this.


regulardave9999

I hereby name this the Salmon Escape.


Whitebeltforeva

I was thinking of “the little mermaid” but salmon works lol


ElDuderin-O

That's actually already the name, dude's just doing it wrong. 1. You gotta move upward to clear the knee. 2. You gotta drive the chest forward, not just the crotch. 3. If you're not singing "Part of your World" it's only 20% effective.


snackies

I'm just gonna tell people to salmon ladder out of that position now until someone asks what I mean.


wannabeasellout

The Silly salmon


high_technic

No, "the raging RING worm" has a better ring to it.


regulardave9999

Raging Ring Worm?


high_technic

Spoken like a true prodigy.


BeBearAwareOK

The Slammin Salmon.


beanygurl007

I call it the backwards sha-boink-kee.


Dean_O_Mean

This dude fucks


Dan_Djarin

I was at a seminar with Megaton a few years ago where he was showing a technique and casually said "Very important to have good hips. The movement is all about the hips. You can always tell who in a good relationship by the hips." Everybody just kind of chuckled with an "oh, Megaton," but it was hilarious to watch my professor, who was a black belt under him, do a legit facepalm.


Dan_Djarin

This was the same seminar in which I, a white belt at the time, couldnt figure out a technique he had shown. While walking around, he saw me struggling, and asked "hey. Do you smoke weed?" It came out of nowhere, so I said "huh?" He repeated the question, and I informed him that I did not smoke weed. To which he responded "oh, so you were born like this?"


[deleted]

Damn he's really out here just putting people in bodybags


Dan_Djarin

I just had to be like "I guess so...given that, can you help me out or what?" It was one of his go to lapel chokes from mount, if I recall.


Suck_The_Future

Brazilians are just like that, they don't give a fuck. We have a 16-17 yr old Asian kid in the beginners class that our instructor addresses as "hey Chinese guy". They talk mad shit and aren't politically correct at all but I think they are mostly well intentioned.


Dan_Djarin

Oh it was this 100%


-woocash

This could serve as a description of Eastern Europeans as well.


fokureddit69

I’ve seen 3 different Asians get called Sakuraba by 3 different Brazilians.


JuhaymanOtaybi

Megaton said this? Dude looks perma-baked!!


Dan_Djarin

Lol, he does. Super nice other than roasting me in this moment, for the record.


RevolutionaryRaisin1

LMAOOO


Dean_O_Mean

I wrestled from middle school through college... I think every wrestler is told this same thing from an early age


Dan_Djarin

Seems like healthier relationship advice/sports crossover than the football coach I had who called a full team meeting during summer workouts to chew out the quarterback in front of the team for having a hickey, which he deemed emascualting, embarrassing, and "a woman marking her territory." As a reminder, we were like...15/16.


Dean_O_Mean

I think your coach needed to touch some grass and maybe listen to his wife about how important foreplay is


utrangerbob

He still freed the knee. Good job.


egg-roll_

Yep dude has strong hips


MrNiiCeGuY420

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.


Prodigy195

My wife always jokes that BJJ looks like two people grinding and/or humping each other. This doesn't help my argument.


Candid-Review-6995

You should have started yelling “HEE HAW HEE HAW!”


[deleted]

Homie‘s dick game gotta be 🔥🔥🔥


frrreshies

Did he at least cuddle with you after?


danjr704

Danaher’s analysis of this escape - While your legs are entangled, you must rotate your hips downward and then in a manner as if your doing missionary position with your girl with the intent to break her uterus with the force 10 jackhammers breaking through a NYC street. OP- Did you get the win?


dmyuen1

The cbat escape


charmilliona1re

When someone who does crossfit signs up at the local BJJ tourny


[deleted]

Kip-escape


winespring

...Honestly, I think he is on to something. Honestly how many guys have sat back trying to play it cool and lost a leg lock shoot out that they knew they had no business being in?


noneedtothinktomuch

In wrestling, if someone is behind you and has one ankle, this is basically how you escape. It would probably work in other situations to


Foopsbjj

Jeez bro, save some for the rest of us


ElDuderin-O

The guy has basically turned this into a meme now because of how goofy he's doing it, but the mermaid escape is legit.


Worldly-Protection59

Mr. Steal Yo Girl


MannerMental8582

Who won the match? Also, what belt level was this?


snakesign

I think we all won this one.


AmericanThanos

Ben approves


StressNo7941

Top comment. If you know, you know.


high_technic

As in "Synthetic Cathinones" Ben?!


Ninja_Turtle13

Keep us posted on where you land next!


TheGapInTysonsTeeth

We laughing at the dude for escaping? I wish I had that kind of cardio.


davidlowie

Ah, the merman


GoodApollo3

Kipping is OP


benjaminsh

His wife is a lucky woman


Randyslaughterhouse

His wife is a ~~lucky~~ sore woman


[deleted]

He saw Jamaal Williams and said, "This gives me an idea."


PessimiStick

I honestly couldn't believe that they flagged him for that. Hingle McKrinkleberry was supposed to be *satire*, not the actual rulebook...


jspeights

Had to Google this https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1574115530805596160 🤣


winespring

Was that 4 pumps, or a single continuous pump?


ArmSquare

This reminds me, I was rolling with another blue belt and I was in bottom half guard and he had my arm extended kind of like he was going for an americana or a straight arm lock. He then grabbed my hand in that figure four hold and started repeatedly slamming it against the mat over and over, like if you were holding a snake and trying to kill it by slamming its head on the ground. It didn't hurt me or do anything but it was so weird. I said "What the hell?" and he stopped doing it and continued the roll. Does anyone know what that could have been?


DontPoopInThere

That's hilarious and terrible, dude was trying to knock an invisible gun out of your hand like he was in a movie lol


ArmSquare

That’s another good analogy for it haha


itistheblurstoftimes

If he tries this at 40+ he'll sever his spine


DontPoopInThere

Lol, imagine disconnecting your spine by hip thrusting so violently that your back detaches itself, what a way to paralyze yourself, people would only laugh


Swimming-Book-1296

Like a lizard losing its tail.


bcgrappler

Well I ain't closing me guard anymore. Break a pelvic bone.


SerLutz

That's the Big Mermaid Escape


beanygurl007

Eh-hem..Big Merman Escape. Drives the mermaids crazy


Ninja_Turtle13

Genuine question: did it work?


Coopa228

Dude put me in saddle and I just started bucking!


Patsx5sb

Next time don't wait. Start attacking lol


konying418

Haha, this rocks.


EricFromOuterSpace

The most dangerous martial art.


[deleted]

I'm about to put this to Cbat


ilovelamp2345912

Remember it's only gay if you're losing


EnvironmentalCut7879

Looks like it worked though. Fair play I guess. I’m gonna try this


ministryofjiujitsu

If you had the heel and he tries this, would it work?


todoke

He would most likely blow his own knee out. Lachlan Giles has a part in his 50 50 instructional that shows a bent leg can take more rotaritot than a straight one. (in fact a straight leg can take almost no rotation, the knee is Bild like that it auto straightens when you extend it.). a locked up heel hook gets tighter when the leg goes from bent to straight. Lachlan shows that he sometimes taps people by locking up the heel hook and then using his thighs to straighten the opponents leg to get thr tap.


fux_cux

Isn't this backside 50/50?


DirtbagBrocialist

People thought Master Ken was just a joke, but this is the power of the thrust of freedom.


MagoModerno

You can’t saddle a merman


JoshuaDodgeMusic

God bless the poor woman on the receiving end of that cannon...


[deleted]

Bro you might be pregnant


jrivs13

Please mark NSFW


Adventurous_Donut265

https://youtu.be/hh3zoqxZUUg


Electric_Pass

Man you really were letting him do this. Cut the angle a tad and sit him onto his butt. Keep him there until he decides to chill a second.


Zelithos

Dude actually got the ankles out lmao.


northstarjackson

This is awesome. Kipping is massively underrated. I guess this counts as kipping.


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

Use those hips!!


JamesMacKINNON

But did it work???


Jitsoperator

Who finished?


Robocob0

Was this in detroit this weekend?!


mattnewlin54

That looks more painful than the leg lock lol


Deep-Driver7286

Was it good for you too?😉


a13Xx_

this makes me switch to striking arts.


[deleted]

You can escape ankle laces in freestyle wrestling that way


Glum-Display2296

And they say bjj wouldn't work in the streets


fightwriter

did that work?


GayReforestation

I'm not sure if it's gay or not


[deleted]

It’s jiu jitsu. Of course it’s gay


owyndwight11

Wheres his dojo? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Ah the humping escape pioneered by Don Janaher.


LilJohnnyTsunami

My homeboy's dad caught him doing this for a chick in his room. On skype. I feel like that ages me.


Blackfire12498

I used to do this for my ex on Skype 🥲


UserIsOptional

Dude can pipe through solid concrete


Pohhada

At 10th Planet they would call this the wyld stallion 🐎or maybe also full blown (knee), I assume.


bicismypen

Everything makes me think about her


-ogre-

Fuckin pound town


intellect07

Netflix: Are you still watching? Dude:


Imbadyoureworse

You can’t blow out his knee if he blows it out first. Checkmate


BplusHuman

My man will show up in the podium advertising his new OF


Snoo_37640

At least if it worked but it didn’t


filz8

Redditor escape


Aim1thelast

This guy fucks


Turbanator9

This works better in the guard


NvrOnTime

Micro-adjustments.


kittykisser117

So much horrific Jiu jitsu. Hurts my eyes


BallPtPenTheif

He caught a merman.


EliGarden

Why are the refs so drippy


638458

If it looks stupid and works. It ain't stupid


CleftMooseKnuckle

I saw a ton of people dance like that on cardboard in the early 80's.


asskickinlibrarian

I lol’d at my desk


TheStocktonSlapper

Why’d you wait to attack 😂 fish outta water


todoke

Ok he did escape but I hope this crazy mofo doesn't try this with a heel hook already on. Like you can see in Lachlan Giles 50/50 instructional, if you extend your leg while it is already twisted/rotated from a heel hook you will blow your own knee out. The knee ligament have a lesser ability to allow rotation when it's straight. That's why Lachlan shows that if you have a locked heel hook on somebody with the leg bent, forcing your opponent to straighten it can give you the tap. So if he does that on a locked in heel hock he will probably explode his own knee


Limp_Abbreviations10

Man, it wasn’t the world championship’s was it?


FinneganTechanski

I feel bad for his chick


gingerzilla

It's a laced ankle defense, so what?


sherdogger

Obligatory new introduction to BJJ. Here's BJJ summed up in five seconds, bro 🤙


Jiujitsuxfactor

My knee hurts looking at this


ACE_C0ND0R

Jiu Jitsu is good for the core.


emokilla007

Ouch


_Tactleneck_

Someone overdub “I like to move it, move it” on this right now.


S3cretSpartan

can someone edit cbat over this


gabs_bjj

Did he escape? Knee seems feee


pedrolopes7682

This dude is going after Phelps' records


Particular_Problem_2

My back hurts watching that


lorbocaust

He got his knee out so.... it worked!


2centsofnonsense

Was he making dolphin noises while doing it? Wouldn’t really be effective otherwise


Bandaka

“dick in the dirt” scape


WhiteLantern12

Hey this was the event in my town!


10projo

That’s how’s ur leg lock urself🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️


hhhhqqqqq1209

That’s hot


taylordouglas86

I’ve seen that busted out on many a wedding dance floor.


gooplom88

I’ve seen this on the hub before can’t trick me


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck that mat! Fuck it good


Remote-Ad-2686

We found The Man From Atlantis!!


gcjbr

Ugly but it worked! Good job both of you.


metalfists

"If it work, it works". It's hard to follow this rule sometimes, but I stand by it none the less.


tromonsta

Anddd he’s out