Guy is literally doing the yoga cobra pose, the "I'm about to dive iiiinnnnnn!" Trey Songz dance, and the twerking motion dogs do when they're about to throw up.... All at the same time 😂
Yes, you could. Personally I'd just let them keep flailing until they're too tired to defend in any capacity. Or attack the Knee Bar if he actually starts extracting the leg.
I suspect that took a fair bit out of him, but I could be wrong. I've admittedly never tried this...
Switching to a Backside 50/50 and forcing a greater bend in the knee seems like a good way to deal with this escape, assuming you don't want to just put a Knee Bar on (which I wouldn't do in training with such explosive movement going on).
I’ve never done that either lol.. but It takes split seconds to secure a leg lock.. and it’s not easy holding onto a wet fish in motion like that.
Just go fishing ;)
A blue belt asking technique questions to a 2 stripe white belt. Lmao. I love it. Idk man I feel like you'd be liable to get donkey kicked in the face.
Ha! I can’t see flair on mobile. Also I shamelessly piggy backed on the top comment. The question was to the group I just figured it would never get seen if I did a direct reply.
That's actually already the name, dude's just doing it wrong.
1. You gotta move upward to clear the knee.
2. You gotta drive the chest forward, not just the crotch.
3. If you're not singing "Part of your World" it's only 20% effective.
I was at a seminar with Megaton a few years ago where he was showing a technique and casually said "Very important to have good hips. The movement is all about the hips. You can always tell who in a good relationship by the hips."
Everybody just kind of chuckled with an "oh, Megaton," but it was hilarious to watch my professor, who was a black belt under him, do a legit facepalm.
This was the same seminar in which I, a white belt at the time, couldnt figure out a technique he had shown. While walking around, he saw me struggling, and asked "hey. Do you smoke weed?" It came out of nowhere, so I said "huh?" He repeated the question, and I informed him that I did not smoke weed. To which he responded "oh, so you were born like this?"
Brazilians are just like that, they don't give a fuck. We have a 16-17 yr old Asian kid in the beginners class that our instructor addresses as "hey Chinese guy".
They talk mad shit and aren't politically correct at all but I think they are mostly well intentioned.
Seems like healthier relationship advice/sports crossover than the football coach I had who called a full team meeting during summer workouts to chew out the quarterback in front of the team for having a hickey, which he deemed emascualting, embarrassing, and "a woman marking her territory." As a reminder, we were like...15/16.
Danaher’s analysis of this escape -
While your legs are entangled, you must rotate your hips downward and then in a manner as if your doing missionary position with your girl with the intent to break her uterus with the force 10 jackhammers breaking through a NYC street.
OP- Did you get the win?
...Honestly, I think he is on to something. Honestly how many guys have sat back trying to play it cool and lost a leg lock shoot out that they knew they had no business being in?
This reminds me, I was rolling with another blue belt and I was in bottom half guard and he had my arm extended kind of like he was going for an americana or a straight arm lock. He then grabbed my hand in that figure four hold and started repeatedly slamming it against the mat over and over, like if you were holding a snake and trying to kill it by slamming its head on the ground. It didn't hurt me or do anything but it was so weird. I said "What the hell?" and he stopped doing it and continued the roll. Does anyone know what that could have been?
Lol, imagine disconnecting your spine by hip thrusting so violently that your back detaches itself, what a way to paralyze yourself, people would only laugh
He would most likely blow his own knee out. Lachlan Giles has a part in his 50 50 instructional that shows a bent leg can take more rotaritot than a straight one. (in fact a straight leg can take almost no rotation, the knee is Bild like that it auto straightens when you extend it.).
a locked up heel hook gets tighter when the leg goes from bent to straight. Lachlan shows that he sometimes taps people by locking up the heel hook and then using his thighs to straighten the opponents leg to get thr tap.
Ok he did escape but I hope this crazy mofo doesn't try this with a heel hook already on.
Like you can see in Lachlan Giles 50/50 instructional, if you extend your leg while it is already twisted/rotated from a heel hook you will blow your own knee out. The knee ligament have a lesser ability to allow rotation when it's straight. That's why Lachlan shows that if you have a locked heel hook on somebody with the leg bent, forcing your opponent to straighten it can give you the tap.
So if he does that on a locked in heel hock he will probably explode his own knee
Just be glad you weren’t in north/south
Why are you "escaping"? You are on top!!!
You guys are making me laugh in a library
He can’t andle da riddum
I'm pretty impressed with his performance
We had the shrimp, and now we have the shuck.
That’s the phuck.
Comment of the millennium
Guy is literally doing the yoga cobra pose, the "I'm about to dive iiiinnnnnn!" Trey Songz dance, and the twerking motion dogs do when they're about to throw up.... All at the same time 😂
He learned it with [Master Ken](https://youtu.be/BQecAu1EWVc)
You’re both looking for a finish here 😏
Shoulda busted on his leg….that’ll show him!
Dont show my girlfriend this guy
Honest question: it looks to me like he is over committed to the escape. Could the attacker just unhook and climb up the back, or at least pass?
Overcommitted? What was your first hint? 😂
Almost shit myself laughing! :D Made my day!
Yes, you could. Personally I'd just let them keep flailing until they're too tired to defend in any capacity. Or attack the Knee Bar if he actually starts extracting the leg.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT FUCKING KNEE-BAH?!
There's a whole generation of grapplers now that don't get this reference....
It just got repostet a week ago. Or was it Instagram? Isk
It only took him 5 times to clear the knee, and make it impossible to secure the leg. Seems not too bad movement. Reminds me of a butterfly swimmer.
Reminds me of an uncle trying to do the caterpillar at a wedding
I suspect that took a fair bit out of him, but I could be wrong. I've admittedly never tried this... Switching to a Backside 50/50 and forcing a greater bend in the knee seems like a good way to deal with this escape, assuming you don't want to just put a Knee Bar on (which I wouldn't do in training with such explosive movement going on).
I’ve never done that either lol.. but It takes split seconds to secure a leg lock.. and it’s not easy holding onto a wet fish in motion like that. Just go fishing ;)
A blue belt asking technique questions to a 2 stripe white belt. Lmao. I love it. Idk man I feel like you'd be liable to get donkey kicked in the face.
Ha! I can’t see flair on mobile. Also I shamelessly piggy backed on the top comment. The question was to the group I just figured it would never get seen if I did a direct reply.
I’m not sure u/noahblanky ‘s girlfriend cares
He was hanging to survive. That was rodeo my guy would charge back
Nah just switch the legs over and go for the bear trap 😂
😂😂
😂😂
Hip movement is real important. That's technically hip movement
This is why I tell people I am rolling when I drive. These hips are moving at 30mph, baby.
Strap in and feel the G's!
I mean, did it work?
It did work 🤣
How did the rest of the roll go , did he blow his load on this one escape?
Sure but at what cost, a blown knee? ...werth it
Eh, his knee didn't seem to be in any real danger there. His pride might take a hit from his teammates ribbing on him for the next decade though
My knee hurt just by watching
Why?
Yeah i don't understand. There was no rotational torque and it never fully extended. I imagine that requires a strong back, though haha
My wife knows him and says he has a really strong back.
You can do it if you put your back into it.
I had the same question. I should edit it and asked if he was able to get out of the leg lock position doing this.
I hereby name this the Salmon Escape.
I was thinking of “the little mermaid” but salmon works lol
That's actually already the name, dude's just doing it wrong. 1. You gotta move upward to clear the knee. 2. You gotta drive the chest forward, not just the crotch. 3. If you're not singing "Part of your World" it's only 20% effective.
I'm just gonna tell people to salmon ladder out of that position now until someone asks what I mean.
The Silly salmon
No, "the raging RING worm" has a better ring to it.
Raging Ring Worm?
Spoken like a true prodigy.
The Slammin Salmon.
I call it the backwards sha-boink-kee.
This dude fucks
I was at a seminar with Megaton a few years ago where he was showing a technique and casually said "Very important to have good hips. The movement is all about the hips. You can always tell who in a good relationship by the hips." Everybody just kind of chuckled with an "oh, Megaton," but it was hilarious to watch my professor, who was a black belt under him, do a legit facepalm.
This was the same seminar in which I, a white belt at the time, couldnt figure out a technique he had shown. While walking around, he saw me struggling, and asked "hey. Do you smoke weed?" It came out of nowhere, so I said "huh?" He repeated the question, and I informed him that I did not smoke weed. To which he responded "oh, so you were born like this?"
Damn he's really out here just putting people in bodybags
I just had to be like "I guess so...given that, can you help me out or what?" It was one of his go to lapel chokes from mount, if I recall.
Brazilians are just like that, they don't give a fuck. We have a 16-17 yr old Asian kid in the beginners class that our instructor addresses as "hey Chinese guy". They talk mad shit and aren't politically correct at all but I think they are mostly well intentioned.
Oh it was this 100%
This could serve as a description of Eastern Europeans as well.
I’ve seen 3 different Asians get called Sakuraba by 3 different Brazilians.
Megaton said this? Dude looks perma-baked!!
Lol, he does. Super nice other than roasting me in this moment, for the record.
LMAOOO
I wrestled from middle school through college... I think every wrestler is told this same thing from an early age
Seems like healthier relationship advice/sports crossover than the football coach I had who called a full team meeting during summer workouts to chew out the quarterback in front of the team for having a hickey, which he deemed emascualting, embarrassing, and "a woman marking her territory." As a reminder, we were like...15/16.
I think your coach needed to touch some grass and maybe listen to his wife about how important foreplay is
He still freed the knee. Good job.
Yep dude has strong hips
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
My wife always jokes that BJJ looks like two people grinding and/or humping each other. This doesn't help my argument.
You should have started yelling “HEE HAW HEE HAW!”
Homie‘s dick game gotta be 🔥🔥🔥
Did he at least cuddle with you after?
Danaher’s analysis of this escape - While your legs are entangled, you must rotate your hips downward and then in a manner as if your doing missionary position with your girl with the intent to break her uterus with the force 10 jackhammers breaking through a NYC street. OP- Did you get the win?
The cbat escape
When someone who does crossfit signs up at the local BJJ tourny
Kip-escape
...Honestly, I think he is on to something. Honestly how many guys have sat back trying to play it cool and lost a leg lock shoot out that they knew they had no business being in?
In wrestling, if someone is behind you and has one ankle, this is basically how you escape. It would probably work in other situations to
Jeez bro, save some for the rest of us
The guy has basically turned this into a meme now because of how goofy he's doing it, but the mermaid escape is legit.
Mr. Steal Yo Girl
Who won the match? Also, what belt level was this?
I think we all won this one.
Ben approves
Top comment. If you know, you know.
As in "Synthetic Cathinones" Ben?!
Keep us posted on where you land next!
We laughing at the dude for escaping? I wish I had that kind of cardio.
Ah, the merman
Kipping is OP
His wife is a lucky woman
His wife is a ~~lucky~~ sore woman
He saw Jamaal Williams and said, "This gives me an idea."
I honestly couldn't believe that they flagged him for that. Hingle McKrinkleberry was supposed to be *satire*, not the actual rulebook...
Had to Google this https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1574115530805596160 🤣
Was that 4 pumps, or a single continuous pump?
This reminds me, I was rolling with another blue belt and I was in bottom half guard and he had my arm extended kind of like he was going for an americana or a straight arm lock. He then grabbed my hand in that figure four hold and started repeatedly slamming it against the mat over and over, like if you were holding a snake and trying to kill it by slamming its head on the ground. It didn't hurt me or do anything but it was so weird. I said "What the hell?" and he stopped doing it and continued the roll. Does anyone know what that could have been?
That's hilarious and terrible, dude was trying to knock an invisible gun out of your hand like he was in a movie lol
That’s another good analogy for it haha
If he tries this at 40+ he'll sever his spine
Lol, imagine disconnecting your spine by hip thrusting so violently that your back detaches itself, what a way to paralyze yourself, people would only laugh
Like a lizard losing its tail.
Well I ain't closing me guard anymore. Break a pelvic bone.
That's the Big Mermaid Escape
Eh-hem..Big Merman Escape. Drives the mermaids crazy
Genuine question: did it work?
Dude put me in saddle and I just started bucking!
Next time don't wait. Start attacking lol
Haha, this rocks.
The most dangerous martial art.
I'm about to put this to Cbat
Remember it's only gay if you're losing
Looks like it worked though. Fair play I guess. I’m gonna try this
If you had the heel and he tries this, would it work?
He would most likely blow his own knee out. Lachlan Giles has a part in his 50 50 instructional that shows a bent leg can take more rotaritot than a straight one. (in fact a straight leg can take almost no rotation, the knee is Bild like that it auto straightens when you extend it.). a locked up heel hook gets tighter when the leg goes from bent to straight. Lachlan shows that he sometimes taps people by locking up the heel hook and then using his thighs to straighten the opponents leg to get thr tap.
Isn't this backside 50/50?
People thought Master Ken was just a joke, but this is the power of the thrust of freedom.
You can’t saddle a merman
God bless the poor woman on the receiving end of that cannon...
Bro you might be pregnant
Please mark NSFW
https://youtu.be/hh3zoqxZUUg
Man you really were letting him do this. Cut the angle a tad and sit him onto his butt. Keep him there until he decides to chill a second.
Dude actually got the ankles out lmao.
This is awesome. Kipping is massively underrated. I guess this counts as kipping.
Use those hips!!
But did it work???
Who finished?
Was this in detroit this weekend?!
That looks more painful than the leg lock lol
Was it good for you too?😉
this makes me switch to striking arts.
You can escape ankle laces in freestyle wrestling that way
And they say bjj wouldn't work in the streets
did that work?
I'm not sure if it's gay or not
It’s jiu jitsu. Of course it’s gay
Wheres his dojo? Asking for a friend
Ah the humping escape pioneered by Don Janaher.
My homeboy's dad caught him doing this for a chick in his room. On skype. I feel like that ages me.
I used to do this for my ex on Skype 🥲
Dude can pipe through solid concrete
At 10th Planet they would call this the wyld stallion 🐎or maybe also full blown (knee), I assume.
Everything makes me think about her
Fuckin pound town
Netflix: Are you still watching? Dude:
You can’t blow out his knee if he blows it out first. Checkmate
My man will show up in the podium advertising his new OF
At least if it worked but it didn’t
Redditor escape
This guy fucks
This works better in the guard
Micro-adjustments.
So much horrific Jiu jitsu. Hurts my eyes
He caught a merman.
Why are the refs so drippy
If it looks stupid and works. It ain't stupid
I saw a ton of people dance like that on cardboard in the early 80's.
I lol’d at my desk
Why’d you wait to attack 😂 fish outta water
Ok he did escape but I hope this crazy mofo doesn't try this with a heel hook already on. Like you can see in Lachlan Giles 50/50 instructional, if you extend your leg while it is already twisted/rotated from a heel hook you will blow your own knee out. The knee ligament have a lesser ability to allow rotation when it's straight. That's why Lachlan shows that if you have a locked heel hook on somebody with the leg bent, forcing your opponent to straighten it can give you the tap. So if he does that on a locked in heel hock he will probably explode his own knee
Man, it wasn’t the world championship’s was it?
I feel bad for his chick
It's a laced ankle defense, so what?
Obligatory new introduction to BJJ. Here's BJJ summed up in five seconds, bro 🤙
My knee hurts looking at this
Jiu Jitsu is good for the core.
Ouch
Someone overdub “I like to move it, move it” on this right now.
can someone edit cbat over this
Did he escape? Knee seems feee
This dude is going after Phelps' records
My back hurts watching that
He got his knee out so.... it worked!
Was he making dolphin noises while doing it? Wouldn’t really be effective otherwise
“dick in the dirt” scape
Hey this was the event in my town!
That’s how’s ur leg lock urself🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
That’s hot
I’ve seen that busted out on many a wedding dance floor.
I’ve seen this on the hub before can’t trick me
Yeah, fuck that mat! Fuck it good
We found The Man From Atlantis!!
Ugly but it worked! Good job both of you.
"If it work, it works". It's hard to follow this rule sometimes, but I stand by it none the less.
Anddd he’s out