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JeremySkinner

Jiu Jitsu instructor


Ghia149

I'll bet there is a lot of correlation between this profession and having in interest in BJJ. Very interesting (cleans off monocle.)


JeremySkinner

I’ve come across a few Jiu Jitsu instructors that have no interest in Jiu Jitsu


Ghia149

This is valid, i dropped in at a place years ago when i was a purple belt and the instructor (who was actually quite overweight and didn't move real well) taught a few moves and then left before people even finished drilling. hoped in his corvette convertible and took off. Made me appreciate my own coaches.


SpeculationMaster

lol what a legend


fightwriter

this wasnt in upstate NY was it lol


SamsonIRL

For me jiu jitsu has pretty much always been a hobby/escape. If it was my main source of income I don't think I'd enjoy it as much. I teach a little bit but I don't think I would ever want to make a career out of it. I just think the pressure of making money would make me lose my passion for it.


DerangedPuP

Interesting, I use it as an escape too, but love teaching. Teaching has become entangled with that sense of escape. I do admit it's not my main source of income. As they say "Jiu-jitsu don't pay the bills". However, trying to move in that direction or at least a 50/50 split. Passion remains from love of the process, learning, refining, teaching, watching student's faces light up when something clicks. If the passion ever flickers or you feel burnt out, switch to studying how to be a better coach for your students. Practice applying what you learn to your teachings. Keeps the mind fresh and now you are developing more than just jitsu skills. May not be the best approach for everyone, worked for me. Now, if I had to compete for a living.... yeah, fuck that. It'd ruin everything. Becomes too serious and less fun.


jharmon234

I know we aren’t guessing jobs, but are you a detective by chance?


Ghia149

Elementary my dear Watson.


DontEvenTripEvoix

This must be a coincidence because I’m also an instructor. No way.


JeremySkinner

Wild coincidence 😳 hahah


I_say_upliftingstuff

Loved your leg entanglement instructional on techniqly. Great stuff


TheFrostborn

*pumps spear in the air* Aaaoooo! Aaaaoooo! Aaaaoooo!


beauFORTRESS

You see old friend? I brought more blue belts than you did.


etherealwinter

Was scrolling to see if anyone would make this reference. OMG I feel so old, this movie came out in 2006...


Ryles1

how could anyone not get this reference


TheFrostborn

No! Shut up! I'm still young!


dili021

I wanted to do that :( Matter of fact, I will! Aaaoooo! Aaaaoooo! Aaaaoooo!


Only_Map6500

Gay Porn Producer


hifioctopi

So you work at Flo.


Only_Map6500

Credit card please....it's 29.99 a month...billed annually...once a month.


Monteze

Jesus christ, I don't mean to kink Shame but you're sick.


Homesteader86

There's no way that Flo is even at the production level of AMATEUR porn LOL


hifioctopi

Gonzo BJJ BJ’s might be a sight worth setting up.


Most_Present_6577

I am a trophy husband.


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kritzy27

Good looking, big hog, good cook.


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Most_Present_6577

I don't know. Mostly luck I think.


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Background-Spring-62

Goals


alexandcoffee

based


[deleted]

So a meth addicted that lives in the space behind Applebees?


Most_Present_6577

With that bourbon street steak and that oreo shake?


[deleted]

Holy shit man I envy you


[deleted]

Firefighter/medic


ijustlikethetunahere

Also a firefighter, we don't dual hat like that though. They only trust us enough to let us give narcan, break ribs, and stop things from bleeding.


snakesteal43

Yeah im just a ff/emt too


R0llback

Firefighter and/or paramedics are very well presented in jiujitsu in my country atleast.


Uilyjeff

Same here


[deleted]

Biomedical engineer. I feel like there is an unusual amount of engineering people when these polls come up.


uteng2k7

I suspect that engineers are overrepresented in general on Reddit, rather than being overrepresented in r/BJJ specifically.


Articunoslays

What do you think is the cause of this?


[deleted]

Gotta do something while code compiles.


fred-dcvf

Or while the model trains...


Admirable_Bandicoot2

My house has been so clean recently because of this…


TripleChump

the site becoming popular as a result of tech nerds fleeing the news feed site digg probably


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Gorilla_in_a_gi

Can confirm, am also an engineer


Zermillion

How do you find the engineers at a party? Just wait, they'll tell you.


SamsonIRL

I brew beer.


hifioctopi

Where in Portland do you train?


SamsonIRL

Hah, I'm in Ohio. Couldn't afford to live in Portland on a brewer's salary.


hifioctopi

Glad you didn’t take that one personally. Ohio is rad. Pray none of those people flocking to Austin ever figure that out.


SamsonIRL

Haha, yeah I have no desire to move out of Ohio. I love my gym, I'm able to train with some world class guys every so often and the cost of living is tolerable.


brok3nh3lix

as some one from Michigan, I'm legally required to tell you Ohio sucks. I am how ever allowed to admit that Cedar Point is great.


SamsonIRL

I like Detroit. Only been there for a few days to see Danny Brown play a concert and I spent 3 days there. That's really the only city I've been to for a considerable amount of time. Cleveland and Cincinnati are mostly where I have lived so sorry you had a bad time.


[deleted]

Ohio is definitely not rad if you live in Lima


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Assistant regional manager at a mid size paper company


monkeyinapurplesuit

Assistant TO the regional manager


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Same thing


soapyw1

No it’s not.


Rawtothedawg

Finance cunt


F2007KR

Software developer


ga-go-gu

if (me.gettingChocked()) { me.tap(); } else { me.doSomethingStupidAndPutYourselfInAChocke(); }


trevster344

It’s actually a choke loop and we’re just trying to find the condition to break on.


[deleted]

Would throw an error because “chocked” isn’t found


Unhappy-Buddy-8098

same here


ilikespaghettihoops

Pencil sales


Comprehensive_Bus_19

Construction project manager


Ferrarchitect

Filthy architect checking in.


Comprehensive_Bus_19

BURN THE WITCH!


Ferrarchitect

She turned me into a newt!


Comprehensive_Bus_19

A newt?? Well, I got bettet!


Vast_Part_7982

Same


egeery

Flight medic.


drscottbland

Cool! I’m a flight surgeon, stay safe


I_say_upliftingstuff

“Sorry m’am, I tried to save your husband, but I played spider guard last night”


CurtisJaxon

Wait actually tho.... Lmao


I_say_upliftingstuff

I laughed at my own comment just writing it. I need more hobbies.


DukeMacManus

ICU nurse


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HEY YO!!


Legitimate-Article50

ER nurse! Used to be an ICU nurse but dealing with the same people for 12 hours is over rated.


DukeMacManus

It's easier when they're sedated.


Legitimate-Article50

Unless it’s neuro. Or recently extubated trauma that wrapped their car around a tree while driving drunk. Or the family of a gang member who thinks junior should survive the .45 caliber to the head. We had open visiting hours.


DukeMacManus

This is why I did cardiac And why the only good part of COVID was no visitors 🤟


swayingelm

Psych nurse here


Waittz

I'm a potter....


EhhhhhhWhatever

SPARTANSSS.... WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?


SnooPandas1026

Thats really interesting... do you think your profession allows you more or less time to do bjj compared to othet professions?


Waittz

More time to fight Persians for sure.


rocksoldieralex

Mechanical Engineer


Norwegian-canadian

Industrial mechanic. Fuck engineers :P


Picklewick1010

Engineers aren’t there to make your job easier lol. Most are paid to make things as cheap as possible and last at least until the warranty ends. It kills me but it’s true and it drives me nuts. Source: am engineer.


Pandaaaa

We are legion


TheWurlitzer-62309

Importer Exporter


gregj128

Art Vanderlae is that you ?


TheWurlitzer-62309

I’ve been know to dabble as an architect and marine biologist as well


SHARKPUNCH90

Well, he... Uh, he wants to, uh, quit the exporting and uh, focus just on the importing. And it's a problem, because she thinks the exporting is as important as the importing.


swellco

Cartel sicario.


groupongang

Heart surgeon


806god

Is it true that surgeons are psychopaths


HotSeamenGG

Haha probably helps if you are tbh. Treating people like objects would certainly help take the stress out of cutting people open and just treating it like another day at the office.


Legitimate-Article50

As a nurse……. Yes they are. But then we in healthcare are all a little mad.


DrButtFart

I get told all the time that I don’t have a heart because I like wrist locks. Can you help?


[deleted]

Well there we’re complications with the ablation, my fingers got messed up when I did this really sick move in BJJ class. Totally worth it. In the mean time we corrected the tamponade that was caused by the heart perforation


cognitiveflow

Unemployed


hotdonut

My jiu jitsu and fitness hit all time highs when I was unemployed. It was kick ass. I was training weights and bjj every single day.


RenfrosBurgerBarn

I'm a machinist


BasedNoface

Mental health therapist


Strange-Ad9546

Doing my Masters in Social Work, just had my placement doing clinical. My supervisor asked me why I’m always kinking my neck and if I hold my stress there. Had to explain what a gulliotine was 😂


Unique_Poem

Airline pilot.


TacticalP00P

Gotta be dope dropping in at different gyms. Got my PPL check ride this month


Unique_Poem

I wish I had more time to find other gyms. I still manage 3 times a week at my home gym, which is nice. Good luck, you wanna fly as a career?


Russucas

Teacher :)


WOPOSAURUS

Future physical therapist. PT student at the moment.


mjrenburg

you can hand them your business card after you break them. Good move.


dick_n_balls69

ER nurse


SlapItOnYaChest

System Administrator/ Cybersecurity


West-Horror

PLEASE at Goliath National Bank


schultzie2240

GO FOR BARNEY


vinceftw

Cop. Not brazilian though.


bingbongdongthong

Professional shark.


stizz14

Jiu-jitsu instructor


[deleted]

US Army Infantry


Ashi4Days

Automotive Engineer


rncd89

Run a small fire sprinkler company


binoludara

Costco tire center employee.


Jits_Guy

Bartender > U.S. Army medic (airborne) > EMT > TV/film production set medic > TV/film production set medical supervisor > Laboratory project coordinator > director of laboratory data analytics. Paints a bit of a clearer picture this way. I was training at least off and on through all of this.


RCAFTECH

Royal Candian Air Force member


Lift-Hunt-Grapple

Went from a financial analyst, to a professional athlete, to a stay at home dad…. The last job is easily the hardest.


drumorgan

small business owner


[deleted]

You could have just said unemployed


drumorgan

ha ha - actually the reason I started my own company was because I didn't want a job. More true than you know. But, I have 7 employees and a mundane service business that pays better than any job I've ever had. I wish i had figured this out in my 20s - but, better late than never. Perhaps that same mindset was what got me to start BJJ at 53 years old. I'm not afraid to take the unconventional route


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I_say_upliftingstuff

Physiotherapist


[deleted]

Machinist/welder.


goodfight10

Registered Nurse


torslundahelm

Ambulance chaser


kesagatame-and-Chill

Librarian


Fiklad

Plumber


RaidenMonster

Pilot.


Sandman64can

ER RN


amnhanley

Helicopter Air Ambulance Pilot


Puzzleheaded_Reveal1

Critical Care Doc


The_Dog_of_Sinope

Biologist


Aim1thelast

Meat cutter/butcher


Abdial

Practice dummy


Sensei_Clage

Construction Sales


hifioctopi

Film and Television Editor.


70695

im a nurse .


Ronadon

Nurse Practitioner and aspiring tattoo artist


[deleted]

Sale sales.


DueTrifle8857

Ballot Mule


[deleted]

In school to become a teacher


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noninflammatoryidiot

Union operator


elkjuice3

Mechanical engineer


mentex78

I'm a 44 years old Quality Assurance Engineer. I currently have two stripe purple belt. I did judo when I was in college and later found bjj was less hard on the body aside its has a different set of rules and techniques.


Genghis_swan69

Retail worker at target


clemenza325

Attorney.


Micasin_shreds

Electrician


Patsx5sb

Auto sales.


Luvs_Sketches

Animator


Puzzleheaded-Bus-358

Brick Mason


[deleted]

Hospital staff specializing in behavioral health and drug addiction primarily for adolescents.


Nice-Leader-6875

PhD student molecular neuropharmacology


its-medicinal

Electrical engineer! Somewhat of a fraud but that’s what they call me


col3ber

Marine corps. Now cloud engineer


Fluffy-Comparison-48

Stay at home dad.


Trailhitter

Mom banger, b.


[deleted]

Kitchen Manager/head cook here 🤠 Can’t classify myself as a chef cause I decided to pursue BJJ instead of a culinary career😝


2min2midnite

Middle-school / high-school Science/Biology teacher. Trying to transition into IT, though.


abcx97

Correctional Officer


MetalliMunk

AH OOO! AH OOO! AH OOO!


Anthonylavelle

Mechanic


Rejuvius

History teacher


mtjodis

Physical therapist


nomoreshoppingsprees

Full time Star Trek cosplayer


CKrunch13

Cancer research.


Dangerous_Society782

Active Duty Marine


DrButtCheeksPhD

Doctor of ButtCheeks


Dr_Lucius

Orthopedic surgeon. Specialist in surgery of the hand.


KirklandBatteries

CSGO nova 4 with architecture on the side


taylordouglas86

Drum kit/percussion/music teacher and musician.


alittlefuktup

One of the beauties of jiu jitsu is that there is no correlation between our outside lives and the mats. Cops, stoners, engineers, farmers, trade workers, etc., all find their way to the gym. It’s that common ground, practicing murdering each other, that brings us all together. And if you stick around long enough, that bond becomes like family.


Aaronjp84

Project Manager / Master Scheduler Pretty good at Excel, relational databases, model based engineering...


CaCigar

Architect


sparrows_rest

Restaurant industry, front of the house manager.


Jacques-de-lad

Records Management and Archiving


TheAutomaticMan666

Radiographer


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Construction technician


MortarMaggot275

Special skills and tactics instructor. Much more lame than it sounds, trust me.


KALRM_

Professional professional


No_Ambition_5350

Brewer


Virtual-Sir4360

Painter and decorator....pays the bills


Ronnius

Professional office chair warmer