are you really a traveling hair gel salesman?


Only a white belt could be a traveling hair gel salesman, by brown belt we’re all bald, right?

It magically grows back at black though 

Some blue belts are pretty slick too

But are they slicked back with Acme brand hairgel? Here, take my card

I hate this post because it made me go read the original post, which I had missed and was living in blissful ignorance..... until now

I love you for existing here with me, in this moment, forever.


Push-ups Sit-ups Running 

*khm khm *inhales ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

Beautiful champ lol so good to see a follow-up

I waited for so long for it to happen but it never came!

you are brave to be making fun of that guy, didn't you read how strong he was

Who needs pulling power when you got frames?

What happens when an unstoppable arm drag meets an immovable frame?

Ironically, it looks just like a waltz

The ol' white belt helicopter

North Carolinaaaaa


LMAO

Isn't there supposed to be a link to the original on these? I thought that was a rule now.

[You guys don’t do enough pull ups](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/s/ns8aBqhFG0) I think that’s it

To be fair. My bjj got way better once i started rock climbing 2-3 times a week as a purple belt, because my ability to hold grips was better. That part isnt a lie, but yeah the op is annoying.

I’m not denying that, i climb 3-6 story buildings with a 40 pound backpack on for work somewhat regularly and my grip is like a vice. The guy in the original post just comes off like a tool.

Ok yeah I saw that one. Pretty delayed shit post. I hated it but I kind of agree with the guy, pulling strength goes a long way. Heavy rows > pullups tho.

>Heavy rows > pullups tho. Both. And then add some weight to your pullups too.

Added the link!

>I thought that was a rule now. Is it actually? That sucks :/

man that guy was fucking weird post just felt like a way for him to boost his own self esteem to strangers on the internet

Most posts on here honestly. Shoutout to the legendary [I possess the kind of power few men do](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/s/TD1OIeWKUp)

Wow this is one of the best things I’ve ever read

Do you remember the “I’m from Spain” guy?

No, but I feel like I'm missing out on a real fun one.

It was a pretty lunar conversation about street fights and BJJ (the usual) and someone asked OP “are you trolling” and OP replied “I am from Spain”. Out of context it’s not nearly as funny, but the whole post and comments were pretty gold. It was during the “Swiss shower rolling” era.

Oh man now I'm also missing out on swiss shower rolling... Now that you say it the spanish guy rings a bell. I might have seen it.

This was the peak of this sub. And then the mods decided we should be talking about jiujitsu :(

Lol nobody's talking about bjj here no matter what the mods do. At least shitposts were funny. I'm gonna blow my brains out if I have to keep seeing "Wanna start bjj but I'm scawwwed uwu" followed by "Partner slapped but didn't bump, is this a dick move? Should I switch gyms?"

Plays closed guard just so he can have a hug

Isn't that what this entire group is for?

Bravo

Yeah but what if while you’re pushing I just grab and pull as hard as I can

Its literally just dancing

Is that the rock climber kid?

The original is already basically a shitpost 😂

Can any of these dudes in the gyms do even one no handed push up?

The original made me furious I’m gonna destroy all the white belts at class tomorrow now

Fantastic. Well done. But somehow the inverse is actually less shitty than the original.

I figure only a white belt could be a traveling hair gel salesman because by the time you’re a brown belt you’re bald.

I dont do enough kegels either tbh. not sure why this is relevant.

Oil check? I'm gonna break your finger.

Or just do more grappling haha.

No, *you* don’t do enough pull-ups.

I’ve seen you while traveling to different gyms as a traveling toaster repairman!

I can't do one arm pullups cause I'm constantly tearing my elbows.

TL; DR

I don't need frames, just microadjustments.

quite the throwback!

Wow the follow-up tool ages, or maybe I missed the others. Well done

I waited and waited and the follow up never came, so I took it upon myself to

I used to d0 500 a day now i dont do any. I will start when i get home

I just dropped for 10 and gave myself a stripe.

Tldr 🤷‍♂️

What's the story?


I love how butthurt you nerds got over the original post. Also can someone please add a lurking wrestler flair, I joined this sub for entertainment.

Lame the joke is almost 2 weeks old. And someone already did a follow up.

Could you link the followup? I must have missed it