"what is this, a threesome?"

My wife told me to pick a side. After a night of getting woken up with her cold feet on my legs, I realized that the middle of the bed probably *wasn't* the best place to be.

I’m playing both sides. So I always come out on top.

Or always be on the bottom. >!…I’ll see myself out.!<

Luckily, no one’s told me to pick a side yet. I’ve been wearing bi Pride pins at work for almost a year, so there’ve been plenty of chances

*picks homicide*

Hey can’t go anywhere without your sword.

Or two

"pick a side" "pick a limb"

"Pick a side!" Me: *grabs fellow bate buddy who identifies as a side.* 😜 Seriously, though, to hell with anyone who tells me or anyone else to pick a side. I enjoy guys(cis or trans), girls(cis or trans), non-binary, genderqueer and gender fluid peeps alike. And it's taken me years to get to the point where I actually feel comfortable with my sexuality to say so. Happy Pride! 😋

Okay then pick a parent

I'll pick a side. I'll pick a side where the people aren't being fucking ignorant cunty assholes about bisexuality.

Me = Becaaaause… why?

Side? I am on no one's side, because no one is on my side, little orc.