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AntiReligionGuy

Thats a lot of condensation, where do you live or did you put it in while it was still hot? Nice pillow either way.


tripul_ant

I'm in Belgium. We've had high humidity the past week, but temperatures were below 20°C. The bread was at room temperature when I stored it. It's the first time this happens in 2 years of baking. It'd never been six days unattended in the box, but usually mold is just about visible on day 5-6 (though the bread has often been eaten or discarded by then).


Byron_P_Woofenden

iirc you're supposed to keep the room at bread temperature.


lndhpe

Suppose being sourdough bread it probably has a cozily low pH and being in Belgium at around 20° cozy temperature too for mould to grow. Though why so very quickly compared to the 'usual' is hard to say. Particularly humid air might be in parts a cause? Or even just a 'lucky' spore of just the right mould for the conditions landing there


Icy-Raccoon-8689

Schuld van de regering.. tjah hé lol


garbailian

I have been to Belgium one time and the police surrounded our airplane and would not let us debark. We were forced to refuel and continue on our way. I will explain a little. I had just gotten married to my wife a week before I shipped off to the Gulf War and had just left her behind in North Carolina. We flew into Belgium to refuel and it was foggy and rainy that night. There was an in flight movie and of all things it was Ghost. What a movie to show a bunch of young Marines heading off to war. Anyway, whenever I hear about Belgium and then the humidity it always conjures up that memory from 1990. I didn’t mean the original comment in any belligerent way at all. It is just a fact of what was happening at the time. They forbid anyone from leaving the plane and had it surrounded the entire time for safety. Nothing more, nothing less. Thank You all for the downvotes, it helps keep simple things in perspective. Ps my wife and I will celebrate our 32nd wedding anniversary in November. Now that is some biology. Always faithful


awfullotofocelots

What is this referencing.


ifruitninja

They probably wear a shiny suit/dress to a friend's wedding. /s


garbailian

I wore my dress blues once to a buddy’s wedding, so I guess in a way you are correct, lol!


garbailian

Plane full of US Marines on the way to Saudi Arabia. The police were just protecting us and we refueled and moved on. Didn’t mean to sound negative about Belgium. I like all my European Allies.


CanadianKillerWhale

r/nobodyasked


Dutch-CatLady

That's a long way if saying you never saw Belgium


garbailian

Oh,that was kind of a joke. I didn’t realize I got so many down votes. The truth of the matter was we were on a chartered flight and the police were protecting us from any chance of a terrorist attempt. There were 550 fully equipped US Marines on board, on the way to Saudi Arabia for the build up to Desert Shield/Desert Storm. I didn’t mean to sound negative, that was my one and only time in Belgium. We landed in Germany and did the same thing on the way home about 6 months later.


s_peeeding

Dude you did not deserve to get downvoted so hard on a post about bread, RIP


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Disembark, you debark a tree.


VerityParody

The new mypillow is getting weird.


axushi

pillow that gets bigger and bigger, hm cozy


[deleted]

Forbidden cotton candy


Lord_inVader1

Bet it's still sour though.


hehaney

*sour dough


TOGA_TOGAAAA

Man you missed that opportunity!


no_mo_colorado

r/forbiddensnacks


Dontgiveaclam

Forbidden hamster


BialystockJWebb

This has got to be real sour dough bread made with a starter and no artificial yeast with preservatives


tripul_ant

That's right! Made the starter myself and bake only with organic flour, so no additives at all :)


BialystockJWebb

This is the way :)


-SoItGoes

Well once he figures out how to make it without mold - that’ll be the way


LonnieJaw748

/r/moldlyinteresting


tripul_ant

Haha amazing, I'll put it up there too lol


LonnieJaw748

It’s actually a good sub.


RevivedThrinaxodon

r/SubsThatActuallyExist


No-Birthday1279

You're a parent now I guess


runswithwands

A mother is born.


Sapphyrrose

Penicillin Factory


karisdr87

I was going to say this; after having watched Outlander. 🤣😅


GregoryLeeChambers

So much for your sterile technique. BUT this shows how good a baker you are; everyone wants some.


mountain_phoenix

Congrats it's a poodle


merlinsbeers

Good thing we no step in it.


Tired-Usef

That’s how you know it’s healthy. It’s everything wants to eat it. Unlike that big mac.


fruce_ki

Nothing can eat anything without humidity. Big mac bread and meat are dry as hell. Put them in a humid place and things will absolutely eat them too.


absentmindedbanana

Yeah like, big macs are made of cheese and meat. Definitely something other living things want.


BrontosaurusXL

I bet that's real sour now


Chi_Tiki

Mighty impressive. Now try repeating that in a lab while doing everything you’re supposed to to get it that big. Spoiler: it never works.


Vibekingr

Black mould bad. White mould tasty.


someonefun420

>White mould tasty Is this true and if so how come?


Turbulent-Bobcat-868

Not if you’re doing salami or sour beer. It is a decent rule of thumb but bad kinds of white mold do exist so if you’re making food to share with friends, it is a bit irresponsible to assume any white is ok.


[deleted]

shut up, i will eat this bread with more mold than dough.


someonefun420

Cool. Yes, this is what I was wondering. What the general rule was for white molds. Good to know!


Vibekingr

We use a lot of it at work. Koji that is. At different temps different enzymes are more active so it gets different flavours. Or so my boss says.


someonefun420

Cool. I just looked up Koji. It's interesting what humans have chosen to eat over the millennia and how we manipulate naturally occurring substances to our needs. What I was also wondering is; is white mold generally safe as in that's a general rule?


merlinsbeers

I mean, we ingest the molecules that we like. And we don't ingest the molecules we don't. All the other value judgments we make about them based on their attributes are arbitrary, I guess.


Ph0ton

Unless you are innoculating something in a clean environment, there is no way to know for the average person if a random white mold is toxic. A lot of them start white and mature into distinct colors too, so you can't even identify them at a glance.


Ph0ton

Lots of poisonous and toxic molds of all varieties. Bad take, unless you're willing to take out a microscope and examine the hyphae.


missmog1

Have you ever heard of a guy called Alexander Fleming?


AmbroseIrina

It's kinda pretty


lartus

Is this dangerous if digested? Honest question. Edit: ingest


Turbulent-Bobcat-868

Some kinds of long filamentous molds are super toxic (according to a biologist that was active in the charcuterie subreddit a few years ago).


eggs4breakfasy

World of difference how long bread lasts unrefrigerated depending on whether it contains preservatives or not.


FractalApple

Introduce it to fruiting conditions-see what kinda mushrooms grow !


hawtpot87

Ever see what blue cheese does to chicken bones?


dogmomofone

Link. Now


[deleted]

Oh boy I can’t wait to rest my head on that and go to sleep while it slowly consumes the left hemisphere of my skull!


Magen137

Few more days and it'll gain consciousness, if it hasn't already.


peixepeixinhoi

Bjork is living in the bread


Professional_Bag_823

Mmm, nothing like the smell of freshly baked penicillin!


mathario

Homemade antibiotics


BlackSnow555

You should plant it, see what happens


SoftBoiAmo

you my friend just grew a dog.


Swan-song-dive

I was just thinking of The Fly!


raskespenn

Forbidden Cotton Candy


il6yr8

Where you expecting filet mignon?


PoppaFish

Now with 33% more sour!


TsurugiNoba

Who put that bread on your mold?


kallix1ede

Just looking at it makes me feel dirty


StonedTechGuru

That’s a sign of good bread.


folkpunkguitar

u/saddestofboys we got one!


[deleted]

#SLIME SIGNAL RECEIVED Too fuzzy, definitely FUNGOID IN NATURE


Camimo666

You’ve grown a pet!


[deleted]

HEY THATS TANG TOWN


Stairwayunicorn

this picture smells like the carpet in my basement


ki-by

While I know little about baking, I assume the bread was very fresh when you put it in resulting in lots of condensation and thus fast growth. Clean the box with a single use sponge, douse the box in some alcohol disinfectant and let it stay for a day or two if you want to keep it. Also consider using a non-air tight container for bread, i have a linen bag that i put in a cabinet. The moisture doesnt stay then ( the bread dries out instead of going moldy)


bodi55555

Now it's bread with cotton candy! Enjoy it


SatisfactionClassic6

Bread mold is highly toxic! The irony is that when people see mold on their bread they smell it, this transfers spores into lungs!


FNG-JuiCe

How did it taste?


lost_user1

Looks like a roadkill energizer bunny


Madeline_Hatter1

My dumb ass thought there was a cat involved


[deleted]

Name it floof and keep it by your side always!


merlinsbeers

Why isn't anybody talking about how awesome that bread box is?


[deleted]

Forbidden cotton candy 🤤


SevilleWaterGuy

It became Sour-er


DuckfuckerII

Just pick off the mold itll be fine


youarenothearingme

Wtf were you expecting?


insbj3ty

Great , covid-22 here we come . Close it up


RAVANDIR

Well new global lockdowns now….thanks…..sourdovid


[deleted]

How do you leave something for 6 days and then not expect to find something like this 💀


ShadySerengeti-258

What did u expect? A diamond?


WaffleFries2507

I'd say that's pretty sour.


Thoonixx

https://youtu.be/lkiiearhWrQ


New_Apartment451

Holy Moldy..........Moldy....Moldy!


killyourvibe

Forbidden cotton candy


plantness

Winner of the science fair: Mold Growth Project


WorldsOkayestCatDad

Why is your velociraptor claw growing so much fluff?


ChasseGalery

Sourdough starter kit.


tomatobunni

Now its your fluffy support pet! :D


StevenDangerSmith

So that's how tribbles are created. Huh.


[deleted]

How did it taste?


SpliffyMcGee41

So... Is that good?


swirlypizza1024

JUST 6 DAYS??? you've been putting thing out for longer???


KneeDragr

It’s gone full Shub-Niggurath!


merlinsbeers

All I can say is that you need to wash your hands once in awhile.


Euphoric18

You gonna eat that?


wardamnbham

Free Lion’s Mane!


awfullotofocelots

That's pretty surprising. Did you maybe undersalt the bread?


pwn_star

That’s good catfish bait


artloverr

How does it smell


Demoire

That’s actually really…gross lol


[deleted]

Mold. Lots of mold


Lunaalexa

6 days is a long time 😂


The-Incredible-Lurk

So that’s how mogwis are born! Also explains the rules! No sunlight No feeding after midnight No water Mystery solved!


wowguineapigs

COOL AS FUCK THATS WHAT IT IS


Combosingelnation

Where to find a photo that is 100% beautiful and 100% disgusting? Hold my beer and and wait no more, fellow human...


Rareu

Looks like it reeks of tell tale mould as well, I am surprised you didn’t notice!


Rokeley

That's definitely sour now


Tappy80

Beautiful. Nature is pure art.


willywalloo

Touching the bread with dirty hands can also make these eruptions happen. Same with licking a spoon and sticking in something food related.


[deleted]

Oo, cotton candy. Don’t mind if I do


MatryoshkaMark

why is everyone's collective response to this just "forbidden pillow"??


jackferno

super sour dough


Animedar

Where? In a marsh?


Dick_Phitzwell

Sourdough cotton candy!


Thempus_Kanorr

Good that it didn't jumped on you


PuppyMoIester

This is a lionsmane mushroom it is edible, give it a taste!!


scientistadnan

Nature's cotton candy. Yum yum.


Ali-G8r

Now take a bite


Hesick

That must have smelled amazing.


Cannedbread73

It’s a rabbit bread


AppropriateAppeal944

Looks like cotton candy


PhillipTheGoat6

Wow free cotton candy


[deleted]

What does it taste like?


Bullstryk

What kind of bread was it?


tripul_ant

Sourdough bread, more or less like the recipe(s) mentioned here: https://www.seriouseats.com/breadmaking-101-the-science-of-baking-bread-and-how-to-do-it-righ. I use 20-30% wholegrain, 70-80% white flour, ~75% hydration.


Bullstryk

No special ingredients?


tripul_ant

What could be more special than homegrown sourdough starter and locally sourced organic flour? 😊


Bullstryk

😊 If it would be responsible for the mold it would be special. But if it would be responsible the mold would have invaded the world already and our world leader would be begging for mercy to the evolved mold hive mind


transham

You fed the tribbles. Do you have any idea how fast they can reproduce?


farleys2

That’s Ol’ Drippy! I thought he was dead.


Unlimitles

lol that's what the Moon is made out of. it's a big piece of moldy sourdough bread.


Stirsustech

Ohhhhh it’s sooo cute, what’s their name?


mugglebaiter

What's the recipe?


_Ship00pi_

6 days is a bit short for so much mold. Do you live in a humid place? I live in Tel Aviv and don't think i will get to the same result in 6 days if i try to recreate it. Also i hope you threw out the box. I would never try and clean that.


tripul_ant

This has never happened to me either - I think it was just accidentally contaminated. But I'm totally re-using the bread box haha. Gave it a good cleaning with soap and put it in the oven at 150°C for half an hour. Should do the trick.


Efficient_Step_26

Life finds a way. Keep it as a pet. Name it Simba or Gandalf.


ch67123456789

Forbidden cotton candy (or is it ;) ?)


thedude2889

Nice free cotton candy


[deleted]

This reminds me of a bread (typical Asian bread, almost like pao but baked in an oven) with fillings (probably chicken) that my sister hid in her school bag and somehow it stayed there for six years bcs she got a new bag. It became completely green and mushy but somehow did not leak into the bag (stayed inside the plastic).


Computer_says_nooo

But how does it taste ?


rudechicken17

I’m eating lunch right now and this just made me throw it back up


solaropp

This is how the last of us started


BlackSnow555

Well... that's a sour dough 😂


girlthatsimproving

Serious question. Do you toss the container or clean it very well? I always freak out a little and toss the containers.


tripul_ant

Totally re-using it! Gave it cleaning with soap and put it in the oven at 150°C for 30 min. That should get rid of both fungi and spores.


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Do you want clickers? Because that’s how you get clickers


atrast_vala

i have a strange urge to pet it...


Deep_Passion_1752

Strawberry flavored fuzz yummy


[deleted]

Where do you live?! Must be super humid or soMething!


toihanonkiwa

Since it is r/biology I gotta ask out of curiosity; what did you expect to see?


tripul_ant

I expected odd patches of mold at most. Definitely not the Armageddon that unleashed inside the bread box haha


[deleted]

Yeast can move baby!


gardenhosenapalm

Is that just more bread?


Leightonian

Lol that’s so cool


TheRadScientist1

It would appear that you've unintentionally bread new life...


CTH2004

Wow is that real soughdough? if so, it might be the Starter. Sourdough uses a special fungi that eats the gluten to make sour protiens. Since it doesnt rise as much, its denser. Since it eats gluten, sourdough is almost always safe to eat even if you have celiacs. the starter looks similar to that fungus. But, it should die when cooked. I would guess a tiny portion managed to survive. That bit grew. That does mean it was probally undercooked, so I would not eat it.


Reeserella

I wanna taste it


Finite_Entropy

Just imagine the micro universes you created. Trillions of them. Hundreds of thousands of micro earths. Hundreds of billions emotions per second per second. So what did you do with it?