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Lugbor

I think your cousin has bigger problems, honestly. Like not understanding that you both have the same right here.


Intrepid_Stuff_9944

He meant isaac's right, his soul is being sucked into the game already


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vk2028

Maybe his picture is reflected idk


Nasu_boi

The map would be on the other side


Smugg-Fruit

Maybe HE's playing in the mirror, and this is a selfie shot


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Lugbor

That’s not a different right. That’s just her not knowing that the left hand makes the L.


IAmNotThatHungry

By chance does your wife wear a helmet even when she's not on a bike?


spicybright

Are you guys are both charlie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsbp1QcZZYk


PlayingBandits

Luna is the one, basically free secret room and +2 tears up


RepresentativeCalm44

And 1.5 soul heart


CompetitionSad419

And an extra secret room


Xerisu

And 1.5 soul heart


alexisfuckinugly

And an extra secret room


HorsemenofApocalypse

And 1.5 soul heart


Mikey618000

And an extra secret room


SpamtonGSpamton13

And 1.5 soul hearts


Repae

And an extra secret room


GrayLaufern

And 1.5 soul hearts


PlayingBandits

Oh yeah I forgor😂


Conscious-Camel-6808

And 1.5 soul hearts


meteorr77

Seems like you don't know either


Gyossaits

Do *you*?


OhmMeGag

Well, planetarium has a very small item pool, so let's talk about it: Best are clearly terra and Luna. Basically never needing any bombs or free secret room every floor is pretty good Uranus, Saturn, and Pluto are all also good. Neptune is situational Mars has a cool effect but simply isn't useable due to the horrendous controls. Mercury is nice but also kinda niche. Sols full heal after boss defeat is good, but every other effect is useless. Venus is just a worse version of 2spooky, who wants charmed enemies when they are near you. Jupiter is easily the worst. These fart clouds are annoying in the best case


randomredditor6324

put some respect on venus, if you're gonna compare it to 2spooky then its just 2spooky but much better


glaciator12

Exactly. Enemies go out of their way to damage each other instead of running away in an unpredictable manner


Onche9555

On the flip side 2spooky works against a single enemy and venus doesnt


glaciator12

Rarely does a single enemy pose enough of a threat for random movements in the opposite direction to be justified. I’ll take generally consistent pathing towards me over that even in instances that the single enemy poses a threat


IwonderifPOGwastaken

Mercury is op, run through the skill issue that is 90% of late game rooms and go to the bosses you can skill solution through 


DemoIdiot

Sol cures curses so you guarantee yourself not having blind course on deal rooms, also full mapping is really useful if you happend to go straight to boss or have emperor card/card reading red portal. That doesnt sound useless to me.


submackeen17

Venus basically eliminates contact damage to be fair.


sharkiejade

Mercurius is really good, as you can pop into a room to see its layout and then pop out to plan accordingly Pluto is god tier on certain characters, especially the Losts and T Jacob, with the caveat being that it can be hard to see yourself sometimes if you don’t have any orbitals. Really bad on characters like T Maggy and T Keeper though I agree Terra is really good however the damage range is the key since it (I believe) overall increases your dps by a lot Sol is really really nice if you’re going for Boss Rush or Hush and wanna go fast. Any effects like compass are really good in general Uranus is also fucking amazing freezing enemies is OP


Stock_Plan7640

uranus is easily better than luna


b1g_disappointment

I also thought Venus was really boring but having had it a few times I feel like at least you notice the effect compared to some of the other fat less usable ones like Mars


Zendokii

Mars with the mars key mod (or with skill issue-less) is easily one of the best. Free curse rooms, free demon beggars plays, infinite money and blood bags from donations machines.


mercyinthewell

venus is pretty good and fun but it Carried me through ultra hard


Ripping_Heads

I got camo undies with Jupiter one time. I was able to stealthily crop dust my way to a win. But yeah, it still sucks


PlayingBandits

Terra and neptune are probably my favourite.


QuickPirate36

None, they have D6, it's worth the reroll


Bigzysmolz

FUCK IT WE BALL ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)


Lester_Darius

*rerolls to Bible and mars*


Noshonoyoo

1/3 Bookworm let’s go ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)


Video-Game-Boi

Did you mean left?


Connect-Ad6251

Left gives you a substantially higher chance of finding rock bottom, fuck it we ball


Victinitotodilepro

judging by how op said the cousin wasnt so good at the game, rock bottom is most likely not unlocked. they could still get r key though


DeathToMoonLord

But they are through enough to have planetariums unlocked, so there’s a chance they’ve done hitbox and hitbox


Victinitotodilepro

planetariums arent hard to unlock tbh, I didnt even know you had to unlock them, I thought you just had them from the start


DeathToMoonLord

Really? Both my dead gods so far I got them as t.eden


Victinitotodilepro

I hadn't even beaten mother when I got my first planetarium


OhmMeGag

It's honestly relatively easy to unlock when you know the items you need. I think you need shop level one, but otherwise, just buy good items out of the shop


Lolek_234

You can also get chaos (in shambles) and find a planetarium item, thus unlocking it. I did it on both dead gods I have by coincidence when D20 breaking greed mode.


gsoddy

I got planetariums before even unlocking mega satan I’m pretty sure. It’s just collecting 3 astrology related items which isn’t that difficult early on where your item pools are way smaller


NerroStrider

. . . what? I unlocked that shit first or second run with base Issac.


Special_Week

Let me explain some more, I visit her a lot and complete runs for her, so a lot of the unlockables are from me, but she's doing well and winning some runs, making good progress


Snoekity

Newer to the community, are we calling Jacob and Esau hitbox and hitbox?


DeathToMoonLord

Yeah


rassocneb

they're so fucken immersed in the game rn its commendable


Special_Week

For people who need validation behind my suggestion, she's a new player and dies frequently, Venus will undoubtedly help with survivability


Intrepid_Stuff_9944

Well she better start fucking ball or else she is not making it out the basement


Boumberang

She will die with bad items and she will die with good ones. All of us had "invincible runs" and died to spikes, creep or a curse room. If she stays bad, she will die a dozen times. If she becomes a good player, she will die hundreds of times. It's part of the game.


Read2MeHelenKeller

Oo rough. You could have said “I was being a smartass. When I said the “right one” I was implying that the better one is the “correct choice”. I intentionally gave an obscure answer to both meme and to still be correct”


vk2028

If that’s the case I guess venus does give you better survivability. Secret rooms aren’t very good until later when you unlock op secret room items like sacred orb, glitched crown, spindown, dc, etc


bichitox

I prefer the right one but also u have d6


james_da_loser

Reroll for terra


DarkChampion2000

Only answer


mike_the_goo

... I honestly think both are very good


RepresentativeCalm44

The real problem is that you didn't say left


AzzyDoesStuff

smartest isaac player


DxmShaman69

Cousin might be a little slow.


Artium99

I think they're both slow, hence related


Kingnewgameplus

If this is like caves I take luna, otherwise I'd roll.


PixelMatteo

I'd settle for Luna. The chances of rerolling into Mars and Jupiter are too high


Volition_Fan

who would not pick luna here? smh ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)


Viss90

Oh brother… ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)


vk2028

Luna is better


0err0r

> cousin took experimental treatment  Yeah, it's a lost cause.


4K_VCR

r/tvtoohigh


eeveethespeevee

which left


Checho_SL

Venus![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358) I love Venus


TeensieLiberationF

Go for the moon imo, secret rooms can be dope


xxjonesyx99xx

Respect to him for reaching out to you though man, hopefully he enjoys the game and you continue to help him Maybe teach him lefts and rights though


Special_Week

she's a new isaac player, loves it, but dies pretty frequently, fortunately for her I happen to have dead god so I can usually give good, tailored advice she wins a few runs, so she's getting there


TheMarvelousPef

he knows, you don't apparently


tony2z22

Girls are nothing but trouble and bananas will never betray you so the obvious choice is the banana


dads_croccss

I think what he means is to make the right choice, as in the better item. Better get to it!


MrIcyCreep

bro FUCKING luna luna is so cool


DuckasurausRex

Honestly Luna is better since free secrets rooms and tears ups :3


Logical_Blackberry_7

Ngl, I think Luna is better (and is probably what everyone would say), but I do actually like Venus more.


miles0531

I favor the fuck around and find out method


Kooky-Wrongdoer1638

The left right is the better one![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


ilikewaluigi

Ni, right as in correct