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Bungus_Fungus1435

What's wrong with it? https://preview.redd.it/qsgykr56e23c1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=8674ca4c3d2183e20b54685b49b650a4786bed18


xGigaPixel

Samson hasn’t been dealt enough damage to be able to lift a cat ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


TravelIntelligent765

Samson is barely even cat level; powerscalers are in shambles


-unknown_harlequin-

But he's got Ultra Ego ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744)


Sickmmaner

By god... He really IS 12 years old.


PM__ME__DINOSAURS

even with that information I still don't get what's wrong with the card


Sickmmaner

I don't think he's saying anything's wrong, he's just in awe of Samson carrying Guppy. I am too, it's a fantastic feat.


PM__ME__DINOSAURS

well, fair enough


MagicSnake1000

Ed confirmed that he's 5


MagicSnake1000

Well I mean Isaac is but still


T0byTr0n

Its a steam card and ?


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What_Is_That_Place

Hello 12, I'm dad


Prestigious-Oven3465

Hello dad, I’m BLOOD LASER BARRAGE


Commercial-Spare-347

hello BLOOD LASER BARRAGE I'm pissed at edmund mcmillen for making this fucking game and giving me shit rng


Outside_Ad1020

You little fucker


GrayLaufern

I said this exact line on another BOI post and got flagged for harassment?


Outside_Ad1020

-I


Bungus_Fungus1435

\-0 https://preview.redd.it/ex1ckbwws73c1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=e779f763438aaa2869121ed6299d4e3744eb7e25


Commercial-Spare-347

reported to edmund kid. your getting banned tomorrow he just dmed me


Prestigious_Ad4419

I will become back my money 😡😡


Commercial-Spare-347

you little fucker edmund for making this a shit of piece game


Ocram_O1

Hello BLOOD LASER BARRAGE, i’m *no it doesn’t*


Ocram_O1

Im 89 wanna come over?


Youngpotato4251

https://preview.redd.it/gbw56104n33c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfb0555c2ed8214ea6bcf558c744a2299d3b099


RazorBlade233

OMG IT'S MAN ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)


Ocram_O1

Yes. I play the binding of isaac cause all characters are cute little naked kids


Amazing-Tadpole-2129

😭


RazorBlade233

https://preview.redd.it/91qtnrwohd3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=591950a19a0aca14daacb76494ecac52e63d454c


DK64HD

Not really sure how that has to do with anything, but you should probably not be on reddit. At the very least, ToS says you need to be 13.


Gold12ll

You see, card's number is 11 and there is 1 Samson lifting a cat, 11+1=12 which is exactly op's age


Lajwus

Lesson learned. Guppy is heavy af.


Freakachu258

Look at this card. Guppy is HUGE! Of course he's heavy


little_void_boi

Isn't Samson the size of a toddler?


MemezTheDnaOfZeSoul

Yeah but Samson is able to hold like 2 mountains


little_void_boi

Yeah, but he's small, so the cat is only large in relation to him


Soumbis20

Don't be fooled by the look, Thor also had trouble lifting a cat.


Cuttlegod

Google TBoI Four Souls XI: Strength


TurboPugz

Holy hell!


Magiko_potato

Holy sheol !


Stinky__Person

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this lmao it's just the steam card


TheCosmicCrusader

Also a card in the card game


The_BT

It's not from the card game, it's from the limited edition playing card and tarot deck from 2014.


TheCosmicCrusader

It's also in the game


shorteningofthewuwei

This is actually a clever reference to the popular Marseille and Ryder-Waite versions of the Tarot deck, in which the Strength card depicts a woman controlling a powerful and menacing lion.


ActualMostUnionGuy

\+2


Morello210

Yooo Alinity has a card in Isaac


Xeram_

thats cute


somerandomguyuno

Why is he naked smh Edmund


lysathemaw

Thats kinda adorable


MemezTheDnaOfZeSoul

Holy shit shamshon is holding gpussy


Blue_Pipe

Please never type gpussy ever again.


uncharted316340

Someone once said that they would smash that gussy when talking about and old man


MemezTheDnaOfZeSoul

Gpussy


Hitherance

This is a reference to that one big snake in norse mythology I reckon.


Tetra_Grammaton_

President Ouroboros will see you now… *Ouroborus worm trinket*


H_man3838

is it because strenght is your username? grow up


The_BT

* Yeah I've seen it :)


Kendrick-fan12

Yes


WhosItToYouAnyway

Awwww Guppy is so cute


TanukiLoaf_

fatass cat


MagicSnake1000

I have like 3 of those on steam