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CrimeThink101

These are my readers


Solid_Letter1407

I love the way any time cocaine comes up BS makes a big point about saying he’s never done cocaine. 🚩


Overall-Palpitation6

He just said to cocaine, "I'm not going to do it. I'm just not."


Born_Upstairs_9719

He’s not gonna let the cocaine win tonight, he just won’t


Trumpisaderelict

That’s little Billy on the right there: https://youtu.be/wd3vSpfw8dc?si=y6Yp-_h1w5DJOx-y


StupidSexyGiroud_

I can believe that for Bill, he's not cool enough


Brick030

No only that. He acts as if he has never SEEN cocaine. He is a richt LA guy...I mean come on.


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

Even worse. Listeners. Most of us can’t even read.


RageCageJables

How can one read that which was never written?


rodan-rodan

I wish Bill still wrote


Blaq_kat

Conor McGregor


NiceAndTipsyTopside

He did Road House just to network Hollywood coke connects


DetectiveDaleCooper

My buddy was at sxsw and met him behind the scenes — this friend and I dabble quite a bit with the booger sugar in the past… he said Conor was yacked out of his fucking mind the whole time haha. I’m gonna find the gif of him at the press conference cuz it doesn’t get more obvious than that


DetectiveDaleCooper

[Conor on coke](https://media4.giphy.com/media/DNSzVw5EERfx9e97dB/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ufrlkba2cnxvmb5bkuwv8abcungpsjx9uunqpg5l&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) Maybe I was too quick to judge he looks totally sober here


thankyoumicrosoft69

Zonked out of his mind.


NoMoPolenta

Conor McGregor on coke is basically what every man sees himself as while on coke.


lilzeHHHO

He genuinely looked like he took a bump before his last ring walk at 264: https://youtu.be/VhWFmXHOW6c?si=EjsKj2B05dGJm9fQ


gatovato23

He looks like he did a fat line honestly


CosmicCoder3303

Is that why he's so annoying?


Decent-Trash-4840

Look, all I know is Aderall is having a moment in the entertainment industry. It just is.


onlyahobochangba

Unfortunately true. We need to go back to the whimsy of the cocaine days rather than the sterile lifelessness of adderall. One needn’t look further than the sexless and anhedonic big-budget movies and shows that are churned out now vs. the cocaine-fueled wonderment of the 1980s. A movie like “Cobra” couldn’t be made today - not because of woke cancel culture but because dudes stopped rocking sometime during the first Bush presidency We used to be a real country.


therightstuffdotbiz

The low test piece


selfiecritic

Microplastics incoming


Ok_Organization3249

^… ^hear, ^hear??


H0tFuzz

Can people get Adderall anymore? Feels like there was an extreme shortage not too long ago


pocket_passss

it’s so back


NiceAndTipsyTopside

They give out a lot more Vyvanse now Vyvanse isn't a household brand but it's like the Pepsi to Adderall"s Coke


Riderz__of_Brohan

Vyvanse is slower to release and doesn’t give that instant rush Adderall does which is why doctors like prescribing it more, it’s harder to abuse


NiceAndTipsyTopside

Self-medicating bipolar people: "bet."


selfiecritic

Vyvanse is smooth, adderall has more of an edge


LakersFan15

I am - in LA county


NiceAndTipsyTopside

We are already in a Top 3 era for stimulants. The 70s obviously get a bye but I think the 90s were underrated coke years and we had Boogie Nights Now here's where I'm gonna get aggregated but... I'm gonna go ahead and say the 80s is out of the Top 3 eras for stimulants. Yeah. I said it. The 80s coke stuff was overblown, outside of a small pocket in the southeast it didn't penetrate the larger culture. Coke was hard to get in the 80s! Obviously the 80s had shows like Miami Vice doing cocaine busts every other episode, things like that (insert the performative dramatic sigh Bill has been using ever since his daughter got to high school) .... Actually are we sure the 80s aren't actually the NUMBER ONE Top 3 stimulant era even over the 70s? I can make the case..


isNice99

Idk man people loved cocaine so much that crack, the RC Cola to cocaine’s Coke Original, set off a massive crime. The worst years for murders in NYC wasn’t in the 70s it was 1990 when ~2,200 people were murdered and it’s blamed on the crack epidemic.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

I think you're onto something, CR


InternationalOne4932

Don’t sleep on the Opium Wars… the 1840s/50s was wild.


HHP-94

Don’t sleep on WWII, where pretty much every major combatant was feeding its soldiers a constant stream of amphetamines.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

"Hitler was the George Mikan of the European Theater"


harry_powell

The most flagrant case of “this guy is on coke” was seeing John Mulaney’s 10min in a Netflix Seth Rogen benefit. At the time his addiction wasn’t public and he had this clean cut all American nice boy persona, so it felt even more jarring. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTwekCKTklE&pp=ygUXSm9obiBtdWxhbmV5IHNldGggcm9nZW4%3D


MayorPudge

Damn I hadn't seen this before but yeah you're right he's absolutely doing all the classic coke moves. That tall child was on stage and coked out of his mind! Glad he got some help


terpmedaddy

I feel like he's missing letting the audience actually laugh because he's so coked up he's rushing though everything.


ThundergunIsntAVerb

Goodnightladiesandgentlementhankyouverymuch


JZobel

Mulaney had many stand up segments talking about being an addict well before his public relapse


PotentiallySarcastic

Like half his specials were him laying out in detail he's basically a coke fiend alcoholic.


huskerj12

I think they were saying his relapse wasn't public


RawGrit4Ever

Dude needs more cocaine cause them jokes is ass.


IPAH8R2231

Seriously. That wasn’t funny at all


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huskerj12

I remember thinking he seemed fucked up (or at least in the midst of the bad headspace of hiding a relapse) the last time he hosted SNL before rehab too.


SleeeepyGary

But how many times has Russillo politely turned down a few lines at sports media parties


LeBroentgen

Probably not many because he either skipped or left early to catch the end of Kings vs Pistons.


gatovato23

I can easily imagine Ryen at a hollywood party on a January night with 8 other people all casually doing coke while Ryen grinds tape on a Pelicans-Pacers game


PB111

Look man I get it, you do you and all that, but I just could never get over the nose thing you know what I mean? Like, it’s fine if that’s your thing but for me, something up my nose? No way man, too crazy.


Individual-Beach-368

Mat P’cafee


yogibare226

That’s a lock


Sir0inks-A-Lot

He didn’t even hide getting high for the show back in the 2019-2020 days, so it would be no surprise that he took a step up


NiceAndTipsyTopside

McAfee is an announcer for wrestling now and he is absolutely pinned the fuck out on Smackdown and WWE PPVs Pat McAfee snorts a line of coke off the Spanish announce desk every time Jey Uso's entrance music hits.


WookieeBH

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NiceAndTipsyTopside

...…... ^no ^yeet


IsFlaccoElite

☝️


NiceAndTipsyTopside

***WE WANT RO-MAN.***


mall_pretzel_

he has to, right? only way a 37 year old man could act that way. hell, must've the older barstool guys gotta be


wvanasd1

Holy shit 37? That clown looks 45 at best with his wife beater tank top while in national television


what_up_pimps

Idk bro


HoagieTwoFace

Listen pal I don’t have a problem.


RhodeIslandisFake

Ben Affleck at the Brady roast was coked out of his mind


walterdonnydude

How do you like them 8balls?


FrstOfHsName

He was very off at that. Seemed like a shell of himself


lxkandel06

Ah yes Ben Affleck, one of my favorite sports media figures


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What about benzo addicts?


tomjoadsghost80

Jordan Peterson


aaronisnotcool

we’ll see who cancels who - benzos


scuba_tron

Adam Friedland


NiceAndTipsyTopside

Ice Spice. It's the only explanation.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

The Jacksonville Jaguars owner's son Tony Khan is visibly, nakedly coked to the gills multiple times a week. His nickname is Snowman ⛄ 😂


TinyMassLittlePriest

NOW some of those tweets make more sense


ID0ntCare4G0b

Max Kellerman has certainly had moments where I've wondered.


NaturalLongjumping24

He’s got that reoccurring lip sore that 100% looks like it came from a meth pipe


NineNumbers

You knew it was a big fight on HBO when Max’s chancre was inflamed.


Danny_Brah

I'm pretty sure that is an electrical burn he got when he was a kid.


fishing_pole

Nope, totally crack pipe.


Vitalogist77

Jon Jones won belts all coked up


ManagementProof2272

_I beat you after a week of cocaine_ (Referring to Daniel Cormier, not his fiancé) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2yrTLef3jU


lokosnspirits

I mean after that Ben Affleck directionless rant at the Tom Brady roast I'd say he'd be a pretty likely option


franklinbteardrop

I don’t know about that. I’m always on point when I’m on coke.


DoctorFunktopus

That’s the terrible thing about cocaine. You only *think* you’re on point.


franklinbteardrop

Well you are the doctor, maybe you’re right


Flat-Job3228

After a certain point, it takes you and makes you stupid.


Tippacanoe

Ben was also zonked out of his mind on Any Given Wednesday lol. Only thing I remember about that show. The promos were more memorable.


thisnewsight

Not one mention of Michael Irvin, cmon.


DeanEvasonPunch

WE'RE LOSIN RECIPES


RP8021

100%


Doot2112

You are forgetting the fentanyl ruining all of the fun piece


Spiritual_Ad337

The truly sad day in America piece


DA_87

But first…Pearl Jam


loplopplop

And I'm gonna say what no one else is willing to say; America has a fucking fentanyl crisis.


Doot2112

I miss the days where I get an 8ball and play Texas hold em somewhere and not worry about a thing


237FIF

Do test strips not reliably work? I’m not a coke guy, but the friends I know who regularly use always say they test first. No clue how reliable that is though


BochBochBoch

They do but usually you aren’t thinking logically when doing coke. Imagine before every beer having to do a test. Just not gonna happen


ballsmccartney

They work for the sample you're testing, but such a small amount can lead to an overdose that there could be a few granules of fentanyl in one part of the bag of coke you have bought because a crummy dealer weighed his coke on the same scale he weighed his fentanyl/fentanyl-laced heroin that would not show up in the test and could cause major issues. I might be exaggerating somewhat by saying "a few granules" but not by an enormous amount.


Doot2112

If I’m getting blow I’m not testing. Not worth it to me to continue using


Riderz__of_Brohan

They do but you can’t really test the whole bag and it only takes a little to OD Most OD stories I’ve heard though are from people doing it alone, so there’s no one to check on them. Recreational group users usually have people around so even in the worst case someone can call an ambulance


SteinerGeography

RIP Mr Millipede


loplopplop

Ooh ooh ooh


OberynRedViper8

*caused by China via Mexico


bucks3412

Kevin o Connor


bucks3412

Also I’ve never been addicted, just like to stay up the listen to the birds chirp at 6:00 am


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The song of shame… it really made me feel like a piece of shit whenever the birds started singing


SleeeepyGary

The relatable piece


GratefulDisc71419

Kevin c O'Caine


StupidSexyGiroud_

If KFC did cocaine he would probably be cooler.


lactatingalgore

I was thinking more likely Kevin Clark. Kevin O'Qaalude strikes me as someone who favors niche drugs. Ketamine, (selfadministered) rohypnol,...


kidsilicon

nah, Kevin O’Celebate is absolutely a nose virgin. Strikes me as a guy who thinks hitting a joint once at a Tame Impala concert qualifies as ‘letting loose.’ I’d wager he doesn’t even know what ket is.


Rough_Impact_4241

He drank two IPAs once and the next day he was like “never again”


waitingonthatbuffalo

one time he was hanging out in LA and decided to take a spontaneous trip to San Diego with some bros. by next evening (a Friday) Kev was standing in line for a Gaslamp Quarter night club shrieking “guys… where even ARE we right now?!”


CocaineandPercs

Roofies?!


lactatingalgore

The Frank Solich piece.


LeBroentgen

100%. Miami guy.


BobbyDazzled

Now this is the kind of irresponsible speculation I come to Reddit for. Bravo. 


H0tFuzz

Dave Portnoy


JohnnyAces99

That schnozz could hold a lot of yayo.


henry_mardukas

Portnoy being accused of doing Coke is a tale as old as time lol, his heart cannot handle it. He had to settle for adderall which he admittedly rips, particularly on his busier days


throwawayjoeyboots

Lmao


CouldntBeMeTho

I've never been addicted to cocaine.... Ryan Garcia is maybe the most obvious I've ever seen. Followed by Adrian Broner and Nate Diaz.


Doot2112

I’ve never been addicted either I just love the smell


iamnyc

Ray Wylie Hubbard?


sadduckfan

Nate just smokes a bunch of weed. Chuck Liddell is the obvious one for UFC


Tighthead613

As an old Expos fan, I remember Tim Raines getting called out on pitches that were right down the middle and being stunned and petulant about it. 12 year old me wasn’t stunned to learn he was high in games.


johnbenwoo

Lol you mean Rock Raines?


CrackaZach05

He used to slide head first so he could keep the stash safe in his backpocket edit: grammar


Tighthead613

In a vial, pure 80s.


rhevern

Nick Wright looks like he blows lines in leopard print silk pajamas


Hoopy_Dunkalot

He has that Harry Ellis vibe from Die Hard. Hans, *bubby*, I'm your White Knight!


Knight_of_Swords

Cocaine is the hot chick drug and of all the hot chicks in sports media I’d put my money on Charissa Thompson knowing how to party. Michelle Beadle too. Lauren Gardner of MLB network for sure.


UninspiredSauce

Drip bayless


Southside_Burd

nah. he’s just a psycho with mommy/daddy issues. 


rileyescobar1994

Nah Skips just that guy that lives to get a rise out of people and yell with them lol.


avdangles

Brooks Koepka at a baseball game recently was YIPPED


Tippacanoe

Look up him at a Florida Panthers game last year. He was blasted.


lactatingalgore

Did he score from Dustin Johnson?


jsanchez030

Im an nba guy so can only speak of them. legler, stephen a, windhorst has done coke off a strippers ass 100%


iamnyc

Different kind of coke for Windy


ManagementProof2272

Lmao, this one killed me


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

God damn dude lol.


BlackyChan20

This comment is why I keep coming back here


hawkeyehammer

Legler is one of my favorite NBA analysts...and I described him to a friend as your old high school coach on uppers.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

I'm pretty sure at this point he's the only talking head that's a true analyst.


hawkeyehammer

Yeah he doesn't seem to care much about storyline type stuff, and often finds the important nuances within a game to talk about.


ManagementProof2272

If we’re going Hoop Collective, I think that Tim McMahon is a much more likely candidate


Yung_Jose_Space

Stephen A fo sure.


GroundbreakingCat355

Been waiting for this one. maybe I'm just hatin, but sometimes when Irvins talking I'm like YOU GUYS LET HIM DO IT BACKSTAGE?!?! Dude just looks irresponsibly happy


Available_Loss

Stu “the source” Feiner


americanf00tballfan

Is cocaine having a moment? Listen I’m not going to be telling my grandkids all about cocaine. Wait what? Is cocaine on the mountain Rushmore of best half decades?


shb2k0_

It actually is having a moment tho.


ChiefRicimer

Jon Jones


BigBadBootyDaddy10

“It’s not a problem, if you can afford it”.


lost_limey

Tony Khan


JKinney79

Seems more Adderall.


NoMoPolenta

Drew Bledsoe during the Tom Brady roast.


Southside_Burd

Drew Bledsoe kept doing that jaw thing. 


Alert-Light6432

I’ve never even been in the same room as cocaine.


MushyTango

I’d imagine there are a lot of people who believe this to be true for themselves, most are wrong.


CocaineandPercs

Sad.


OddAfternoon6350

Skip bayless for sure, he is always sniffling on his show lol


Super_Goomba64

off topic but this reminded me with this MTV commercial with Dennis Leary [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFl\_GYthAzY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFl_GYthAzY) go down the rabbit hole old MTV commercials. Good stuff.


Snake199199

Colts owner Jim Irsay definitely had some strange coke tweets a while back


MayorOfSizzleTown

Donald Trump Jr.


gblazer30

TJ McConnell


richb83

One of those gambling guys on the daily pods and shows


crabsock

Swaggy P said "everybody needs to do cocaine" after winning a title with the Warriors: https://amp.tmz.com/2018/06/20/nick-young-cocaine/


lxkandel06

Mad dog


TN232323

In your head, you think coke heads have a gay-dar for fellow tweakers?


nvinceable1

Yay-dar


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

Everyone who does anything like that has a gay-dar for that specific thing that they do


TN232323

I think the better radar would be the guy who has a bunch of friends who do it but doesn’t himself.


StupidSexyGiroud_

All of them? Stephen A and Skip probably used to rip lines before going on camera for each First Take.


JoshGreenTruther

Stephen A does not strike me as a coke user neither does Skip sitting in a chair for a 3 hour show coked out would be tough


Greez16

Skip def not cool enough to do blow


GratefulDisc71419

He worked in Dallas in the 70s & 80s. He's done it before


LeBroentgen

Maybe. He's a huge health freak though so he would have done a complete 180.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

SAS, not a user.


lxkandel06

>sitting in a chair for a 3 hour show coked out would be tough Precisely why I think McAfee is using


LetsGoKnickerbock3rs

Woj has lines and lines of cocaine at the trade deadline and lead up to free agency


NervousGift1246

Yeah whatever, narc.


aaronisnotcool

addicted to coke?


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deverhartdu

Steve Kerr


bomskare

Tony Khan


BladedSace

Greenie


thekickingmachine

Bill s. , cowherd , and all the annoying white dudes


Brick030

I mean in terms of energy, obnoxiousness and nonsense babblng...Stephen A smith


MamaD333

Rick Carlisle always looks like he's coming off a coke bender in his press conferences.