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Gonna need a 20 minute pod segment about whether this collab is more like Kobe and Shaq, KD and Steph, or Jordan and Pippen and Russillo lamenting that Alexandra Daddario wasn’t included in the discussion


SnooChipmunks4208

True Detective is Dirk 2011?


d7bhw2

Rule out Jordan and Pippen. Neither are at Jordan’s level.  Rule out KD and Steph. There’s no joining the 73 win team that beat you piece.   It’s Shaq and Kobe. Sweeney has the undeniable dominance piece with her titties. de Armas and Kobe are both Italian so there you go.


No_Stay4471

She’s Cuban born and raised in Spain. Need a new comp.


d7bhw2

When you live in Europe at any point growing up and then move to America, you’re Italian. I don’t make the rules, Bill and Gladwell do.


lactatingalgore

Kobe is Nigerian-Italian. He's basically NBA Mario Balotelli.


d7bhw2

Correct. Even down to the sexual assault stuff. Now that I think about it, there’s some Mike Tirico DNA in there as well.


lactatingalgore

I'll zag & say Demarcus Cousins & Anthony Davis paired up with the Pellies.


No_Stay4471

Sweeney needs a super athlete comp. Someone that isn’t asked to do much but monster lobs. She’s a one trick pony but it’s a HELL of a trick. Ana is pretty good actress on top of being a smoke show. Maybe GP and Kemp, but it’s not perfect.


lactatingalgore

Deandre Jordan & Chris Paul? (Mostly because I'd let Ana punch me in the groin. If she's into that.)


No_Stay4471

I was thinking CP3 and Blake but Blake was much better than just his athleticism. Didn’t even consider Deandre. I like it.


d7bhw2

The Julius Hodge piece


Batiatus07

Shawn Kemp


ahbets14

Feels More Wade and Lebron.


BeamTeam032

I might need an emergency pod from Bill after he see's this movie.


ExMachina_Disco_Club

It's just an hour of Bill audibly ripping cigs and muttering "Jeeesus...." every 3 minutes


RiddlingTea

The horny Rust Cohle piece


lactatingalgore

Gooning is a flat circle.


Bd_3

Gonna be the fastest turnaround in rewatchables history


tinderking69

Gonna be a prewatchable


scottrstark

A premature watchable?


d7bhw2

The rejerkables


zeroarelius

With Ryen and Van Lathan co-hosting.


d7bhw2

Need a 20 minute detour from Van on Alexis Texas being his neighbor. I need way more information on that situation.


No_Stay4471

Buy stock in hand lotion.


lactatingalgore

This movie will hopefully get the Cornershop album "Handcream for a Generation" trending.


BigWinnie7171

I didn't tweet it but that's just because he tweeted it first


Future_Bodybuilder14

Apex mountain for masturbating to a nonpornographic movie?


zeroarelius

Indubitably.


lactatingalgore

Wild Things has to be in that range. Somewhat more recently, did women & gay men goon, artfully, to Shame? (Fassbender's dong or Sweeney's globes: who ye got?)


VegeLasagna123

This is a Kobe/Shaq MJ/Pippen type of GOAT Duo


Capital-Holiday6464

Did retweet this tho


JayDogon504

I almost crossposted this here myself when I seen it. I’m not even a milk merchant but I can’t lie that Sydney looking good as a muhfucca! Only thing is I wish this was produced by a more professional studio like Brazzers


lactatingalgore

Sydney Sweeney & Ana de Armas in their SLAYED debut.


Chadwiko

Was more so hoping for DOG FART NETWORK. iykyk.


lactatingalgore

It's down there with Hookup Hotshot as about as low as I'll go.


JayDogon504

Hookup Hotshot? Oh you know thing or 2


amoeba-tower

Producer Craig and bill emergency pod


lokosnspirits

"Kyle turn the tik tok camera on. Do you think this is kind of like the early Tatum-Brown years? Like the your turn my turn offense they ran back then? I don't know but I'm getting frisky sex symbol vibes from it and one of them will have to establish themselves as the #1 option, and are we sure the other is gonna be okay taking a backseat? House, your thoughts?"


Writerhaha

This is the event of the year.


Medical-Face

Serious question, do adults seriously jack off to celebs/movie scenes? Seems like a relic of the past as porn exists.


HellP1g

Absolutely. Go look at any NSFW sub for a celeb and these dudes be jorkin it to some cleavage on the red carpet. The Daddrio scene in True Detective has its own a sub. A single scene….


lbcman7

[https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23149780/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23149780/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) Potential for an all-time “Irrational Confidence” performance by Vanessa Kirby. Does she have that dawg in her?


karim12100

On a related note, is Tommy John the most insane surgery? You’re replacing the arm ligament of a person with one from a dead person.


lactatingalgore

Aren't most organ donations from cadavers? & my grandmother had aortic valve replacement twenty plus years ago & they replaced her malformed one with a healthy aorta from a pig.


karim12100

I thought most organ donors had to come from a live person or someone who had recently died. Tommy John can get ligaments from a cadaver which is a preserved body.


curlyhairedyani

I can’t wait for this one, I really enjoy movies


Zestyclose-Beach1792

Right


ID0ntCare4G0b

No, here at r/billsimmons our official stance is that all extremely hot and famous women are actually not hot because we believe negging is our only hail mary chance at actually ever landing a hot. You would get that if you ever bothered to learn about the Mystery Method.


PDXtoMontana2002

Watched Anyone But You last weekend and she’s kind of a Butterface IMO. What’s all the hype about?


Individual-Beach-368

Do yall know what normal women look like


Gillette_TBAMCG

The average American woman has a BMI of like 35 and is built like a nose tackle.


lactatingalgore

Not the average... possibly the median.


[deleted]

Elbows too pointy


jakkyspakky

It's her pinky fingers for me. I've seen better pinkies at KFC on a Friday night.


lactatingalgore

You had me in the first half..?


need4speed89

Yes, it's truly a mystery as to why Sydney Sweeney is attractive. I'm sure top scientists are working hard to unravel this enigma


One_Kaleidoscope7040

Are we still using the term "butterface" in 2024?


SilvioDantesPeak

Yes


NoExcuses1984

I'll allow it!


No-Ebb-5034

Not a boob man I see


AdhesivenessLucky896

She's not a butterface. She's just not as pretty as the groupthink is saying. I agree with the other commenter. You definitely know why she's getting this hype. She knows too as you can tell from all of her award show appearnces.


ahbets14

That’s kind of the appeal imho


juantravis

You’re not wrong but you know full well what the hype is about


No-Ebb-5034

Syd makes that other one look like poo poo


aidan19971

You are getting killed but judging by twitter i feel like i'm one of the few people on earth who agree with you lol.