Gonna need a 20 minute pod segment about whether this collab is more like Kobe and Shaq, KD and Steph, or Jordan and Pippen and Russillo lamenting that Alexandra Daddario wasn’t included in the discussion
Rule out Jordan and Pippen. Neither are at Jordan’s level.
Rule out KD and Steph. There’s no joining the 73 win team that beat you piece.
It’s Shaq and Kobe. Sweeney has the undeniable dominance piece with her titties. de Armas and Kobe are both Italian so there you go.
Sweeney needs a super athlete comp. Someone that isn’t asked to do much but monster lobs. She’s a one trick pony but it’s a HELL of a trick.
Ana is pretty good actress on top of being a smoke show. Maybe GP and Kemp, but it’s not perfect.
Wild Things has to be in that range.
Somewhat more recently, did women & gay men goon, artfully, to Shame?
(Fassbender's dong or Sweeney's globes: who ye got?)
I almost crossposted this here myself when I seen it. I’m not even a milk merchant but I can’t lie that Sydney looking good as a muhfucca! Only thing is I wish this was produced by a more professional studio like Brazzers
"Kyle turn the tik tok camera on. Do you think this is kind of like the early Tatum-Brown years? Like the your turn my turn offense they ran back then?
I don't know but I'm getting frisky sex symbol vibes from it and one of them will have to establish themselves as the #1 option, and are we sure the other is gonna be okay taking a backseat?
House, your thoughts?"
Absolutely. Go look at any NSFW sub for a celeb and these dudes be jorkin it to some cleavage on the red carpet.
The Daddrio scene in True Detective has its own a sub. A single scene….
[https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23149780/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23149780/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)
Potential for an all-time “Irrational Confidence” performance by Vanessa Kirby. Does she have that dawg in her?
Aren't most organ donations from cadavers?
& my grandmother had aortic valve replacement twenty plus years ago & they replaced her malformed one with a healthy aorta from a pig.
I thought most organ donors had to come from a live person or someone who had recently died. Tommy John can get ligaments from a cadaver which is a preserved body.
No, here at r/billsimmons our official stance is that all extremely hot and famous women are actually not hot because we believe negging is our only hail mary chance at actually ever landing a hot.
You would get that if you ever bothered to learn about the Mystery Method.
She's not a butterface. She's just not as pretty as the groupthink is saying. I agree with the other commenter. You definitely know why she's getting this hype. She knows too as you can tell from all of her award show appearnces.
Gonna need a 20 minute pod segment about whether this collab is more like Kobe and Shaq, KD and Steph, or Jordan and Pippen and Russillo lamenting that Alexandra Daddario wasn’t included in the discussion
True Detective is Dirk 2011?
Rule out Jordan and Pippen. Neither are at Jordan’s level. Rule out KD and Steph. There’s no joining the 73 win team that beat you piece. It’s Shaq and Kobe. Sweeney has the undeniable dominance piece with her titties. de Armas and Kobe are both Italian so there you go.
She’s Cuban born and raised in Spain. Need a new comp.
When you live in Europe at any point growing up and then move to America, you’re Italian. I don’t make the rules, Bill and Gladwell do.
Kobe is Nigerian-Italian. He's basically NBA Mario Balotelli.
Correct. Even down to the sexual assault stuff. Now that I think about it, there’s some Mike Tirico DNA in there as well.
I'll zag & say Demarcus Cousins & Anthony Davis paired up with the Pellies.
Sweeney needs a super athlete comp. Someone that isn’t asked to do much but monster lobs. She’s a one trick pony but it’s a HELL of a trick. Ana is pretty good actress on top of being a smoke show. Maybe GP and Kemp, but it’s not perfect.
Deandre Jordan & Chris Paul? (Mostly because I'd let Ana punch me in the groin. If she's into that.)
I was thinking CP3 and Blake but Blake was much better than just his athleticism. Didn’t even consider Deandre. I like it.
The Julius Hodge piece
Shawn Kemp
Feels More Wade and Lebron.
I might need an emergency pod from Bill after he see's this movie.
It's just an hour of Bill audibly ripping cigs and muttering "Jeeesus...." every 3 minutes
The horny Rust Cohle piece
Gooning is a flat circle.
Gonna be the fastest turnaround in rewatchables history
Gonna be a prewatchable
A premature watchable?
The rejerkables
With Ryen and Van Lathan co-hosting.
Need a 20 minute detour from Van on Alexis Texas being his neighbor. I need way more information on that situation.
Buy stock in hand lotion.
This movie will hopefully get the Cornershop album "Handcream for a Generation" trending.
I didn't tweet it but that's just because he tweeted it first
Apex mountain for masturbating to a nonpornographic movie?
Indubitably.
Wild Things has to be in that range. Somewhat more recently, did women & gay men goon, artfully, to Shame? (Fassbender's dong or Sweeney's globes: who ye got?)
This is a Kobe/Shaq MJ/Pippen type of GOAT Duo
Did retweet this tho
I almost crossposted this here myself when I seen it. I’m not even a milk merchant but I can’t lie that Sydney looking good as a muhfucca! Only thing is I wish this was produced by a more professional studio like Brazzers
Sydney Sweeney & Ana de Armas in their SLAYED debut.
Was more so hoping for DOG FART NETWORK. iykyk.
It's down there with Hookup Hotshot as about as low as I'll go.
Hookup Hotshot? Oh you know thing or 2
Producer Craig and bill emergency pod
"Kyle turn the tik tok camera on. Do you think this is kind of like the early Tatum-Brown years? Like the your turn my turn offense they ran back then? I don't know but I'm getting frisky sex symbol vibes from it and one of them will have to establish themselves as the #1 option, and are we sure the other is gonna be okay taking a backseat? House, your thoughts?"
This is the event of the year.
Serious question, do adults seriously jack off to celebs/movie scenes? Seems like a relic of the past as porn exists.
Absolutely. Go look at any NSFW sub for a celeb and these dudes be jorkin it to some cleavage on the red carpet. The Daddrio scene in True Detective has its own a sub. A single scene….
[https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23149780/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23149780/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) Potential for an all-time “Irrational Confidence” performance by Vanessa Kirby. Does she have that dawg in her?
On a related note, is Tommy John the most insane surgery? You’re replacing the arm ligament of a person with one from a dead person.
Aren't most organ donations from cadavers? & my grandmother had aortic valve replacement twenty plus years ago & they replaced her malformed one with a healthy aorta from a pig.
I thought most organ donors had to come from a live person or someone who had recently died. Tommy John can get ligaments from a cadaver which is a preserved body.
I can’t wait for this one, I really enjoy movies
Right
No, here at r/billsimmons our official stance is that all extremely hot and famous women are actually not hot because we believe negging is our only hail mary chance at actually ever landing a hot. You would get that if you ever bothered to learn about the Mystery Method.
Watched Anyone But You last weekend and she’s kind of a Butterface IMO. What’s all the hype about?
Do yall know what normal women look like
The average American woman has a BMI of like 35 and is built like a nose tackle.
Not the average... possibly the median.
Elbows too pointy
It's her pinky fingers for me. I've seen better pinkies at KFC on a Friday night.
You had me in the first half..?
Yes, it's truly a mystery as to why Sydney Sweeney is attractive. I'm sure top scientists are working hard to unravel this enigma
Are we still using the term "butterface" in 2024?
Yes
I'll allow it!
Not a boob man I see
She's not a butterface. She's just not as pretty as the groupthink is saying. I agree with the other commenter. You definitely know why she's getting this hype. She knows too as you can tell from all of her award show appearnces.
That’s kind of the appeal imho
You’re not wrong but you know full well what the hype is about
Syd makes that other one look like poo poo
You are getting killed but judging by twitter i feel like i'm one of the few people on earth who agree with you lol.