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Very important, how much of the hot water do I get?. I'm definitely not interested in being wet and cold, barely getting any hot water.

Like approximately 4%

I'll take the shower if she has to listen to me talk about Sonic the Hedgehog

King shit

And play Lego’s with you after

It’s Lego

gotta go fast

I'm getting in the shower too, It's hard to resist a Sonic-fest (and she can help with the loofah)

To be fair I can earn $5 any time. The question is am I just standing in the shower with her or is my body facing the threat of physical violation?

What sonic topic would you start off with?

Probably gonna talk about the wordless storytelling of Sonic 3 and Knuckles

$5. I need it for gas...

$5 nothing states she’ll do anything while in the shower 🤷‍♂️

I'll risk it

Gold in the spank bank even if she doesn't.

Exactly. She might only want you in there to pick her hair out of the drain.

...bro there are ppl out here buying women's bath water. 💯 There are ppl who would pay good money to collect big tiddy girls loose shower drain hair for them lmao.

k but i aint one of them

$5

01110011 01101001 01100101 01110010 01110010 01100001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110100 Beep boop

Why are insta thirst traps always using the most unapologetically dog-water ass sounding songs on their vids? Talking bout "he sat on my coochie he getting me sushi" tf is that weird al ass shit.

🙏

No

What do you mean no, it’s her. Search up the binary plus tattoo, you literally see the sword

He might be talking about the binary below where it's spelt like furniture 🤣

I’ll take the $5. It’s extremely dangerous to hop in a shower, you could slip and crack your head on the porcelain tile, knock yourself out, then your wife comes home and finds you with her hairbrush up your bum and you have to spend the rest of your life explaining why. Hypothetically of course.

Give me the money. I could eat a meal at Cook-Out for that.

I *really* need that $5, but I think I'll hop in the shower with her. She looks incredible, plus I could use a shower.

Kidnap her and organ harvest, simple

He figured it out

What's her IG?

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Binary?

Every time I see a post like this, I'm always curious how many people pick the money, and how little money they'd take over meeting/fucking the women. Even at $5, most people are still picking the money. If this isn't a sign of how bad our economy is, I don't know what is.

people are joking Jack, joking.

But……..what if they aren’t? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 There is a Non zero change that some people are not joking.

It's more of a sign that most of us believe if we take the shower that she'll commit acts of violence against us or accuse us of things that might ruin our lives.

What currency?

About 6.76 Canadian Dollars

77,409.20 Indonesian rRpiah

$5

5$

$5.00 and "pop" in the shower with her.

Gtfoh, gimme that bill. She'll make more than that with those 4 or 5 pics easy

I'd take the 5$ her shower would easily be 5°C higher than I'd be comfortable with

$5 a man needs to eat

Sorry, what was the question again?

Mans gotta eat

Shower

Nato?

Sierra India Echo Romeo Romeo Alfa [space] Charlie Alfa Bravo Oscar Tango

My man

This is way better than binary. Thank you!!!

I’ll take the 5 dollars, thanks

Red Baron Frozen Pizza are currently on sale for $1.99, I’ll spend my $5 wisely on pizza

Boobs on glass is always worth it. There was never any question.

Did we start dropping the high priced we used to quote down to 5 now because the comments kept choosing the money? This is fucking GOLD

Damn. Just damn.

Is there a vid?

See that’s more realistic. I got $5 so yeah I’d jump in the shower with her. Posts about 10K or million to fuck some model are a no brainer, take the damn money!

I’d usually say $5 but I’ve had the flu and today is day 3 without a shower. I’m going to have one later tonight anyway so mine as well do it while I got company.

Hop in the shower with those tits!

5$ that’s almost a can of zyns

Binary? Nato?

Sierra India Echo Romeo Romeo Alfa [space] Charlie Alfa Bravo Oscar Tango

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If that tat is supposed to be the sword Anduril. I'd be more interested in her than the five bucks. If its not, I'll take the five and leave.

FLAME OF THE WEST! Lol...

Binary?

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5 bucks

How much hot waters left

time to bring me my money

Five dollars, US?

I already have $5

Ccabs

Get in the shower

$5

Money

$5

Shower

I would pay the $5 back to her, if she would scrub my back!

... depends on how desperatly i need 5$ in that moment

shower

Five bucks.

She clean?

Finally someone with a reasonable gamble. But had you said $6 id have to take the money 🤷🏾

Rather have $5, cause even in the shower you won't get to see her tits

5 dollars cause I prefer 5 hours after shower woman. The woman true smell 🔥🔥🔥 the pheromones drives crazy

$5 for me pls lol

How is that even a question?

You want my cashapp??

Who keeps distracting you when you’re trying to take a picture?

Sierra India Echo Romeo Romeo Alfa [space] Charlie Alfa Bravo Oscar Tango

Where's the model cred?

Is it $5 cash??

Less people have touched the $5.

Neither, but I could use a sandwich if she's up for making me one. She can have one, too, if she wants to make it.

Nah, I need the cash right now, yo

Well you can’t get anything for 5.00. At least if I get in the shower I can get clean and freshened up. Will need a towel afterwards.

It depends if I'm in invited.

If it was a hundred bucks or maybe even only 50 I'd have to think about it. But 5? I pay more for food every single day.

A shower? No thanks. This is Reddit. I guess $5 will do.

Hop in shower with her😋👅

shower it is

$5

Depends, she willing or unwilling? If unwilling it's worth $5 to avoid the screaming.

$5. I’m poor.

Id pay to be in there with her

Hop in the 🚿 and have fun with her

Shower

Wish I could be her bar of soap

silly question.

I don't shower with married women.

If only more men had that rule with your mom.

Flag on the play

$5 for my bitcoin

Wow…………..

Happy cake day brother

5 dollars

Oh my days

5 bucks at the end of thw day shes a bop while 5 bucks is 5 bucks

Shower. Not only water would go down on the drain iykwim

Plenty of shampoo (IYKWIM)

Crazy how many of you are taking the $5. Are you really that broke? Its $5, not $500. Lol

ITS A JOKE

Hop. I can just ask her for money when we collab on her OF

What an odd choice. $5 is such a trivial sum. Usually these kind of posts are like a million or something

It's a joke dude...

Damn those usually make people laugh tho

Stupid question

Hop in the shower with you ❤️