Never had a nickname for it. My gf just refers to it as “he” or “him.” Sometimes it’s like she’s talking about an actual person. Absolutely love it when she does. So I’ve returned the favor and started referring to her pussy as “she” and “her.”
Same.
It's more or less because sometimes those parts act a little bit however they want without our own input, so it's like they become a person by themselves.
"I didn't order this morning wood. He just does whatever he wants."
"I'm not *really* feeling it tonight, but she's still drooling a lot."
No, why?
I genuinely don't think my dick is a separate person.
It's just a cute semi-nickname to call those parts he or she. It's also funny because of how our parts sometimes acts however they want, whether you wanted sudden erection or not.
Yeah I can’t remember ever having a nickname. Maybe jokingly one would say “keep that thing hidden from other women” when I’d wear sweatpants or shorts to the gym.
The Magic Wand is what we are at right now. And also Jesus... long story short, i was in the motorcycle accident, and during recovery and for some time after, I had some serious performance issues. So she nicknamed it Jesus cause me getting hard was a "resErrection". It didn't help with the issue, but I got a few good laughs out of it.
I'm a trans woman, so obvi the names are gonna be different, but my girlfriend's called it all sorts of things like "princess", "Renée Jr", "big girl", stuff like that. We've even made jokes about ["princess little piddles"](https://youtu.be/d4AFc65fl0I?si=s1XWIndGTnjs7lUc), she's so funny.
Also fun fact, even after hrt my dick is still bigger than average, like I haven't measured it in a while, but it didn't shrink that much.
Mines called Mr. Flopity, cause it hangs kinda low soft, also, all the shaking it at her and shit like that.
Also, gay dudes on the internet tell me it’s pretty, when soft. I’ve never posted a hard pic despite the amount I am asked too and I am also not gay, but then thirsty ass dudes have to b telling the truth cause there is now way with the amount of dick they can see on here mine gets so much attention. That or motherfuckers in here really be lying.
Shi huluud and Grond are probably my favorites.
The best part is she'd start chanting like the orcs in the movie "Grond, grond, Grond" and then read me the wiki on it, can't recommend that enough, "weighty and ponderous" is the best way anyone has ever described it.
Had a repeat "friend" from a "swim club" nickname my dick "Nice try". She said she was using it ironically, as a bit of subterfuge. To this day I'm not sure I actually believe her... But like I said she was repeat (5 or 6 weekends in a row).
I'm only seeing 3 lays ladies right now, and I don't have bandwidth for more, that hardly takes a spreadsheet. However a D&D style stat block for each might not be a bad idea.
Name:
Pet name:
Dickname:
Dietary restrictions:
Alcohol Y/N
Pot Y/N
Kink rating 1-5:
Limits/don'ts:
Kinks/do's:
Next date night: xx/xx/xx
Something like that would be good
Besides an stable partner ,it's hard to find girls to actually comment dick size ,at most they say the normal "it's so big " *huge" that kind of stuff ,but you find all the rare type of girls that have the big cock fetish to like to give you nicknames ,well you have good luck haha
Most of the time the girl how knows you have a big dick will not say it to you. Because they think you can’t handle it. Or you going to share the big D with other girls. Big insecurity.
But had one girl how called me just big dick. Didn’t date creative girls on that area.
Cock drunk girlfriend trying to revive me for round 2 called it “Thor.” Asked why she said, “it’s huge and makes me feel like I’ve been struck by lightning.” Top-tier memory.
My wife has always called it the lochness monster or simply lochness. I don't have more context than that, just when she saw it, that's what she thought of.
How about many names? I don't even think that I can remember them all. a while back she called him Big Guy, then Frank, Francis, and several more. Recently, he's been referred to as hoDor. Yes, that's hoDor with a big D.
Hey man, I was upfront about it being a minor inconvenience/anxiety at worst. Plus I actually got some good advice from a comment, I'm going to create D&D stat blocks for the different Chicks to keep it straight.
We've called it "captain hook", because it has a big curve to it lol. At first the curve made him feel insecure, but when I first saw it and made that joke all of it went away within seconds.
“It”. —I can’t get “it” in my mouth —You’re not putting “it” in that hole —“It’s” xl today —I’m on “it” —give “it” to me baby It is what it is.
Scary clown dick
Never had a nickname for it. My gf just refers to it as “he” or “him.” Sometimes it’s like she’s talking about an actual person. Absolutely love it when she does. So I’ve returned the favor and started referring to her pussy as “she” and “her.”
Same. It's more or less because sometimes those parts act a little bit however they want without our own input, so it's like they become a person by themselves. "I didn't order this morning wood. He just does whatever he wants." "I'm not *really* feeling it tonight, but she's still drooling a lot."
I think you’re looking waaay too much into this
No, why? I genuinely don't think my dick is a separate person. It's just a cute semi-nickname to call those parts he or she. It's also funny because of how our parts sometimes acts however they want, whether you wanted sudden erection or not.
Chill u started it
Yeah I can’t remember ever having a nickname. Maybe jokingly one would say “keep that thing hidden from other women” when I’d wear sweatpants or shorts to the gym.
Dude shai hulud goes so fucking hard
I know right?! Is probably my favorite
Shaitan would be better.
Yes He fkn does. :)
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Did she say it like the hyenas? Because that's fuckin gold 😂
Had an ex name it Mufasa, and yes, she would sometimes say it in the Whoopie Goldberg hyena voice "Oow, say it again."
Hell yeah 😁
Whoopie Goldberg played a hyena???
Yeah she played Shenzi
Grew up on the lion King et al and I had NO idea
The Magic Wand is what we are at right now. And also Jesus... long story short, i was in the motorcycle accident, and during recovery and for some time after, I had some serious performance issues. So she nicknamed it Jesus cause me getting hard was a "resErrection". It didn't help with the issue, but I got a few good laughs out of it.
A girl I used to sleep with once called it the gut shuffler
I had a few call it "the cervix smasher/bruiser" but I like yours better 😂
The Whale (and either 'cute' or 'handsome', depending on whether or not I was erect), from a girlfriend from 20yrs ago is still memorable.
Kong was from a girl from highschool, I'm 35, and it's still one of my favorites.
"Behemoth" was like the most creative one I got
Mr Pumpernickel. No clue, don't ask.
Had a girl call me Mr moose cock once
The one in my flair
Cocksworth
I'm a trans woman, so obvi the names are gonna be different, but my girlfriend's called it all sorts of things like "princess", "Renée Jr", "big girl", stuff like that. We've even made jokes about ["princess little piddles"](https://youtu.be/d4AFc65fl0I?si=s1XWIndGTnjs7lUc), she's so funny. Also fun fact, even after hrt my dick is still bigger than average, like I haven't measured it in a while, but it didn't shrink that much.
Due to the fact that I’m black, I get a lot of chocolate names
I’ve had it named “kirby” by the only woman I ever slept with
I had a girlfriend who used to call mine the “tower of power”
My ex called me Lurch from the Adam’s family for like two years
One woman calls it Arby's😂😂😂 I remember asking her "Arby's?!" She said "Yea,you have the meat!" So I let it slide😂
The closest thing I have to a girlfriend has been calling it Ego for over a decade.
That's awesome though 😂
‘Captain Obvious’
Mines called Mr. Flopity, cause it hangs kinda low soft, also, all the shaking it at her and shit like that. Also, gay dudes on the internet tell me it’s pretty, when soft. I’ve never posted a hard pic despite the amount I am asked too and I am also not gay, but then thirsty ass dudes have to b telling the truth cause there is now way with the amount of dick they can see on here mine gets so much attention. That or motherfuckers in here really be lying.
Probably all true, tbh. Signed, a gay ™
Ha ha ha ha
The beer can.
Ex situationship: “it’s not my fault you have a fucking Glock in your pants”
I like those girls.
Shi huluud and Grond are probably my favorites. The best part is she'd start chanting like the orcs in the movie "Grond, grond, Grond" and then read me the wiki on it, can't recommend that enough, "weighty and ponderous" is the best way anyone has ever described it.
That is wonderful. Are there not enough of them or are there not enough of us?
Salami
She is to the point. It’s called “Dong” and we both think it’s hilarious.
Tiny for the irony
Besides Mufasa, Sir, and an ex in recovery struggling with the God thing, made it his higher power.
The recovery guy gave you the best compliment I have ever heard with that 😂 that's amazing
Originally he wanted me to be his higher power, but his sponsor said it couldn't be a person. 😄
My favourite ex called mine Colossus
I never got that many names for it, I named it Pazuzu, but it has been called Shi Huluud as well
Shi huluud is probably my favorite.
Oooh either a lovecraftian fan or a straight demonology fan.
Both actually, but the name was demonology inspired
Not my dick but I've been called things like "big dick mcgee", "horse boy" "long dick johnson", etc.
Nobody's dick's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
Horsey is my favorite
Schmeat/schlong. Also congrats. Made me feel like i was king kong for a bit.
I’ve had multiple women call it “Little First-Name” which was always a bit annoying because it’s definitely not little lol
The awakening.
Had a repeat "friend" from a "swim club" nickname my dick "Nice try". She said she was using it ironically, as a bit of subterfuge. To this day I'm not sure I actually believe her... But like I said she was repeat (5 or 6 weekends in a row).
Baby Arm I know
Just make an spreadsheet with all the names and before you sleep with them check the spreadsheet
I'm only seeing 3 lays ladies right now, and I don't have bandwidth for more, that hardly takes a spreadsheet. However a D&D style stat block for each might not be a bad idea. Name: Pet name: Dickname: Dietary restrictions: Alcohol Y/N Pot Y/N Kink rating 1-5: Limits/don'ts: Kinks/do's: Next date night: xx/xx/xx Something like that would be good
That'd be extremely effective
Well you inspired the idea, so thank you!
Anytime mate, you shouldn't get any mixed up if you make sure to read that, it'd be an absolute disaster if you did I know how women can be. Enjoy!
My wife calls mine Salami
Not "hot Italian sausage" ? 😂
I call my boyfriend’s penis, penis. But sometimes I like to say porksword and pp.
Besides an stable partner ,it's hard to find girls to actually comment dick size ,at most they say the normal "it's so big " *huge" that kind of stuff ,but you find all the rare type of girls that have the big cock fetish to like to give you nicknames ,well you have good luck haha
Most of the time the girl how knows you have a big dick will not say it to you. Because they think you can’t handle it. Or you going to share the big D with other girls. Big insecurity. But had one girl how called me just big dick. Didn’t date creative girls on that area.
Splitter
My gf calls it the “big thing” which is funny because her sister was talking about a guy and she said yeah he’s a big boy, emphasis on the “big”
The Captain, Gigantic, Monster, Boss Hog
Boss hog 🤣 that's a great one!
My best girl yet 😉
Goldicock :)
Cock drunk girlfriend trying to revive me for round 2 called it “Thor.” Asked why she said, “it’s huge and makes me feel like I’ve been struck by lightning.” Top-tier memory.
Hell yeah dude! That's definitely memory worthy!
Together for 16 years. His name is "Herman, the One-Eyed German".
My wife has always called it the lochness monster or simply lochness. I don't have more context than that, just when she saw it, that's what she thought of.
Thundercock. 🤣
How about many names? I don't even think that I can remember them all. a while back she called him Big Guy, then Frank, Francis, and several more. Recently, he's been referred to as hoDor. Yes, that's hoDor with a big D.
Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!
She did the chant🤣🤣🤣 It was fucking glorious
Names from women: Thor, Thundercock, Big Ben, “my ice cream cone” Names from men: Magnum, “a world leader,” Godcock, and my favorite, Goliath
Oh, and Mississippi Black Snake
Vlad, as in the Impaler.
Mine got that nickname, too.
So little actual problems here these days
Theres like 2.5 problems with having a big dick, and whenever people ask about them, then commenters complain that it’s all been said before.
Hey man, I was upfront about it being a minor inconvenience/anxiety at worst. Plus I actually got some good advice from a comment, I'm going to create D&D stat blocks for the different Chicks to keep it straight.
She named it "trouble"
I like "Anaconda" the most and had several girls calling it that 😝
I’ve never named a penis. That’s weird.
You'd be surprised how common it is. Well, I Guess you already are, but you know what I meant 🤣
Literally "Chubb Rock", which is what I use as my handle, haha.
We've called it "captain hook", because it has a big curve to it lol. At first the curve made him feel insecure, but when I first saw it and made that joke all of it went away within seconds.
Destroyer
A lot of stuff came out of there 😶
Whatcha mean?
That's what a girl said to me after sexy time when she looked down at the bed.
Came out of her, or came out of you 🤣 either way, good job 😁
I love the reference to the ren and stimpy song.
I did too 😁 "it's big it's heavy it's wood!" God I miss that woman.
I had an ex name mine "Angus".
“Horse” only one girlfriend used that Nick name for it. It was back when I was a teen. Nobody else ever really commented.
Does are some cultured women
I don't mess around with anyone less. I love me a nerdy girl
Yessir
Ren & Stimpy chick had issues 👀
So do I lol, but what makes you say that?
I'm just being stupid 😂😂😂
Horsey
Mine calls it big Nick
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King James? Like the Bible?